Chapter 270: Let Your Corpse Listen to My Teachings
But!
Cleverness is often mistaken by cleverness.
Yu Zhen's mind couldn't even escape Lu Ping's afterglow.
When he used the net to buckle, Lu Ping flew out and kicked over.
The net in Yu Zhen's hand flew into the air.
Lu Ping raised his hand to take it.
Yu Zhen was dumbfounded.
"Thank you. Lu Ping controlled the giant fish in the water with a rod in one hand, and quietly dived the net into his hand with the other, and his movements were quite skillful.
Yu Zhen played a careful mind again, he now has both hands in his hands, will he have a better chance of winning if he sneaks up again?
He quickly calculated in his mind whether he could kick the other party into the water.
The fish in the water was very strong, and kept struggling with the line.
Lu Ping tried again and again, but did not dare to copy hard, in this case, he had to wait for the fish to be walked out of strength, and then copy the net to ensure that nothing went wrong.
Yu Zhen leaned forward and thought of sneaking up again, like an arrow on a string.
Lu Ping suddenly asked him: "Silly bald head, have you seen "The Peerless Twins"?"
"You...... Why are you asking this?" Yu Zhen said confusedly.
Lu Ping smiled: "Do you know that there is a villain character who pretends to be smart in it, called Jiang Yulang." ”
"Of course I know, I'm the hardcore of Jin Yong's dramas! I've watched every one of his dramas!" Although Yu Zhen didn't understand why Lu Ping had this question, the other party suddenly mentioned the plot of "The Peerless Double Pride", which triggered a feeling in his heart, he has watched this drama many times, and it is a good drama with chivalrous bones.
Lu Ping turned his head and glanced at him with disdain: ""The Peerless Double Pride" was written by Gu Long, not Jin Yong!"
"Ancient ...... Gu Long?" Yu Zhen pondered for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Yes, it's Gu Long, I often confuse the two of them, anyway, they are very good-looking." "The Peerless Double Pride" Jiang Yulang, isn't he the son of the Jiangnan hero Jiang Beihe? smart, handsome, and he is still a second-generation hero. ”
"Oh, it's good to know. Lu Ping continued to walk his fish calmly, stretched the net forward, and ambushed underwater: "Jiang Yulang is smart, but the biggest failure in his life is to meet Xiaoyuer." Time and time again, I always want to sneak up on Xiaoyu'er, but which time has it succeeded?"
Yu Zhen nodded: "This is true, it has been seen through by Xiao Yu'er." ”
Lu Ping continued: "In the end, I took my life. ”
"You...... You...... Are you ordering me?" Yu Zhen was also a smart person, and he instantly understood Lu Ping's intention when he mentioned the person 'Jiang Yulang'.
Lu Ping smiled: "When I concentrate on fishing, I hate being disturbed by others the most. Yes, I'm busy with both hands right now, and if you want to sneak up on it again, just let the horse come and try it. But what I want to remind you is that I am not a little fish, and my heart is not so kind, he has not been able to bear to kill Jiang Yulang again and again. If I were replaced, I would have cut out his heart and lungs and dried him. If you want me to see it, in fact, it is the screenwriter who let Jiang Yulang live so many episodes for the sake of the plot. ”
Ahh......h Did he really see it?
Yu Zhen said with a shocked face: "You...... Don't live the belly of a gentleman with a villain's heart...... Don't worry, I'...... I'm not going to sneak up on you, but ...... But how is that possible, haha!"
Hmph, if you want to scare me and stabilize me, how can I be fooled by you with my bald head?
Such a good opportunity for a sneak attack is no less than the strategic opportunity for Cao Cao to beat Yuan Shao to attack the black nest, how can I sit idly by?
Rush over!
One kick can kick you into the water!
When Yu Zhen spoke, he had already put on a posture, and his body rushed over like an arrow from the string.
But as soon as I rushed, I suddenly couldn't rush.
Not only is it impulsive, but there is also a feeling of being bound on the head.
Slowing down, I looked at it, and it turned out to be the copy net in Lu Ping's left hand, which had already buckled his entire head.
The speed caught him off guard.
The muscles on Yu Zhen's face were deformed and burst out of the mesh.
"It turns out that you are indeed a villain! You are not as handsome as Jiang Yulang, you don't have as many eyes as Jiang Yulang, and your hair is not as dense as Jiang Yulang...... Oh wrong, you don't have it at all. Lu Ping turned his head and glanced at him: "But you are more shameless, more despicable, and more despicable than him!"
Yu Zhen made various struggling postures, trying to break free from the shackles of copying the net.
But the more he struggled, the tighter it felt like he was being buckled.
"Go down and cool down, don't disturb me walking the fish!" Lu Ping used his hand to exert force, and then Yu Zhen entered the water and took the opportunity to take the net back.
Yu Zhen's whole body plunged into the water, and after a few flutters, he stood up.
Fortunately, the water on the edge of the river is not deep, only up to the waist.
He glanced at Lu Ping indignantly, and then was about to walk to the shore.
Lu Ping warned him: "Stay in the water honestly, don't move, if you scare my fish out of the hook and run away, I will hang you on the hook as a fish!"
"Hmph, are you afraid of you?" Yu Zhen calmed down when he went into the water, picked up a handful of water, washed his face, and plunged his whole head into the water to wash his bald head, and then exclaimed: "Cool, so cool, so cool! I really want to take off my clothes and swim in the water." ”
"Okay, I'll fulfill you in a moment. After Lu Ping saw that the fish in the water was frightened by Yu Zhen, he struggled a little harder, and began to run around, and couldn't help but feel angry.
Don't cut the line.
I, Lu Ping, haven't caught such a big fish in a long time.
But often the more you are afraid of something, the more you come.
Boom!
The fishing rod in Lu Ping's hand, the tip of the rod slammed into the air.
The line is broken!
The fish ran away!
"Haha!haha!" Yu Zhen in the water gloated: "You deserve it!"
Lu Ping was slightly surprised: "It's quite an expert, it seems that you have also fished?"
Yu Zhen raised his head: "The largest fish I caught is more than 100 catties!"
Lu Ping asked: "What about more than 100 catties? Master, I haven't caught such a big freshwater fish...... How many pounds do you have?"
"I ...... What do you care about how many pounds I do, it's about fish! You run away from fishing, you can't fish!" Yu Zhen didn't take advantage of the sneak attack, but finally took advantage of his mouth at this time.
Lu Ping put down the fishing rod and net in his hand, and said with a pity on his face: "Bald head shock, you scared away the fish I worked so hard to walk for a long time, you have to be responsible." After settling accounts with you, we will continue fishing. ”
"Haha! I've never seen you so stupid, and the fish still ran away after a long day...... Ha ha. Yu Zhen washed his neck with river water again, and then began to go ashore.
Lu Ping smiled: "You can catch it again if the fish runs away, you just don't run away." ”
After going ashore, Yu Zhen shook his head and tail shook the water on his body and said, "Kill you, your car, your fishing equipment, belong to me." I'll let you lie next to me, and I'll teach you how to fish with my bald head. Haha, it seems to be wrong, it should be your corpse lying there listening, learn the skill of fishing, maybe the prince of Yama is also a fishing fan, when you go to report, it can give you extra points and assign you to a better department. ”
"It's quite humorous. Lu Ping smiled and patted the bait residue on his hand.
Yu Zhen took a few steps forward, and confronted Lu Ping with his wet body.
How dare he be calm?
Lu Ping mourned for him for a moment in his heart.
Although the fish was not caught in the end, the fight was inevitable.
It's just that each has his own thoughts.
Lu Ping turned his head and glanced at the water, still a little regretful in his heart, just now the feeling was very strong, and the fish was at least twenty or thirty catties...... It's a shame.
"Stand there and don't move, let me kill you with my bare hands!"
Yu Zhen took a fighting stance, and with full concentration, he stepped up smoothly, approaching, and approaching.
Lu Ping stood impressively, like a towering Mount Tai, as light as a breeze, and his heart as water.
Brush!
Yu Zhen's body slammed away.
He began with the most ferocious offensive.
To be precise, Yu Zhen's personal kung fu is good, his fists and feet are sharp, he can do it in one go, he has speed and strength, and it seems to be better than the knife technique he used at the beginning.
But Lu Ping said there was no pressure.
Under the parry, he rarely fought back, but adopted the tactics of playing with dragons and insects, and flashed as soon as he provoked.
And in Yu Zhen's moves, there seem to be more and more shadows of Shaolin Temple.
What iron sand palm, yin and yang fingers, eagle claw gong, chasing wind palm, running board blitz pipa fist...... Dozens of exercises were applied by him superbly and vividly.
But what's the use?
Lu Ping's response, there are no rules and no routines, even if it is a few blind strokes, it can be easily solved.
Therefore, just five or six minutes later, Yu Zhen was already about to run out of donkey skills.
People get tired all the time.
Although he really hadn't been so tired before.
Yu Zhen's strength and speed gradually weakened, and the wheezing sound continued to intensify.
But at this time, Lu Ping didn't even seem to have moved his body.
It's nothing more than to play with him more.
But in the process of fighting, Yu Zhen became more and more absent-minded, and his eyes would look around from time to time, and he didn't know what he was looking at.
Lu Ping also sees through it and doesn't say it.
Yu Zhen struggled to exert all his skills, how could he not see that the other party had been letting him and letting him ......
Until Lu Ping no longer dodged, but stared.
Yu Zhen panicked instead.
The fist that had already been swung out was forcibly taken back by him.
"Shagubolang Wall!"
"Shagubolang Wall!"
"Shagubolang Wall!"
After Yu Zhen retreated to a safe position, he shouted three times.
"Shout a fart, shout!" Lu Ping didn't have the leisure to play with him anymore, and began to take the initiative to attack.
Unexpectedly, Yu Zhen, who had been threatening to kill Lu Ping, saw that the other party began to fight back, so he shouted loudly 'Shagu Bolang Wall', and then turned around and ran!
It's still not the same at all, I like to run away!
This is still a terrifying bigwig-level figure in the rivers and lakes!
Phew!
Lu Ping resolutely caught up.
Last time, Yu Zhen was allowed to escape, but this time, can he still run? There is no time and place, people are not in harmony, and there are no windows here.
Yu Zhen saw that Lu Ping was about to catch up, and reached out to his waist!
What kind of white powder is this guy going to sprinkle again?
Last time, this guy was at a critical moment, and he used this trick to make Lu Ping distracted a little, and he jumped out of the window.
But how could Lu Ping let the same stone trip twice?
A spinning flying leg swept over.
Before the shock could shake off the powder, he slammed him to the ground.
Yu Zhen lay on the ground and gnawed on a mouthful of sand, and his back was like a big stone smashed, and it hurt badly.
A piece of white powder, splashed all over him, was particularly conspicuous.
"Puff puff ......"
"Shagubolang Wall!"
After Yu Zhen spit out a few mouthfuls of dust, he shouted again weakly.