Chapter 271: Role-playing!(It's fat, beg for subscription.)
"Run, run!"
Lu Ping stepped on Yu Zhen's back with one foot.
"You let go of me......" Yu Zhen struggled a few times, but couldn't break at all, so he began to shout hoarsely again: "Shagu Bolang Wall! Shagu Bolang Wall!"
This time, he used his strength to feed, and shouted three times in a row.
"What gun?" Lu Ping heard him shout several times, but still didn't know what he was shouting.
"Shagu Bolang Wall!" Yu Zhen lay on the ground tiredly, and his face showed a look of despair.
Lu Ping kicked him: "Ask you, what gun, which domestic one?"
"It's not a gun! it's not a gun!" Yu Zhen shook his head violently, sighed violently, and said, "I don't know what this sentence means. ”
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Then what have you been shouting?"
"I ......" Yu Zhen couldn't help but feel bitter in his heart.
Lu Ping knew that he could no longer escape the palm of his hand, so he temporarily put away his control, squatted next to him and took a cigarette in his mouth, and talked to him: "When I came here just now, didn't I have a lot of momentum, why do you still run as soon as you hit it, and run away as soon as you hit it?"
"I ...... I can't beat you, of course I have to run. Yu Zhen turned over, but didn't dare to stand up, looking like he had confessed.
Lu Ping said: "I know that I can't fight, but I still want to fight?"
Yu Zhen snorted, as if there was suffering: "I...... I feel like I've been tricked!"
"Who fooled you?"
"You don't need to ...... Need to know. ”
Lu Ping sneered: "Actually, if you don't say it, I know that you came alone on the surface, but in fact you brought a helper." And you've got to be a great helper, right? At least you think you're good. So you've been very arrogant since you came, you should have discussed it before, you fight before to stabilize me, he or they attack secretly. The unintelligible bird language you shouted just now is your cry for help?"
Yu Zhen was slightly surprised: "Your analytical skills are very strong...... But...... So you'd better be cautious, he's probably around here, in the water, or in the grass, and he's going to be a beast ready to catch his prey right now, and he'll rush out and rip your throat at every chance!"
"Really, then why didn't he even react after shouting so much just now?" Lu Ping used the peripheral vision of his eyes to scan the terrain and features, grass and trees within a radius of a few hundred meters.
He ...... He may have fallen asleep...... Ahh
"Here we go again!" Lu Ping punched over, slamming his body back to the ground that was about to take advantage of the opportunity to jump.
Plop.
Yu Zhen felt that his bones were about to fall apart.
yes, this trick didn't work the last time I used it, let alone now.
"Let me ask you, why did you spill this powder for escape, why didn't it work just now?" Lu Ping looked down at the white powder that had been sprinkled on the ground, and asked Yu Zhen.
Yu Zhen sighed again: "I didn't have time to use it, you were too fast, just take it out...... You've been fooled. ”
Lu Ping said: "Didn't you use it very skillfully last time, and it scared me by brushing and brushing in one go." ”
"Last time...... also said that the last time it was ......" Yu Zhen emphasized: "The last time it was used in front of you for the first time, you were defenseless, today is the second time, you must be psychologically defensive, all." So I didn't have time...... Use. ”
"It's quite smart!" Lu Ping reached out and touched his big shiny bald head, and said, "Who did you learn this poison from?"
Yu was shocked and asked, "What...... What poisons?"
Lu Ping frowned: "I just praised you for being smart, I don't know what you said, this white poisonous powder!"
"Actually......" Yu Zhen curled up and lay on the ground.
Lu Ping asked, "I'm uncomfortable, I want to change my position?"
"Yes! I ...... Can I stand up, or sit down and answer you? Don't worry, I'm not going to run this time, I won't be able to run anyway. Yu Zhen pleaded with a face.
Lu Ping nodded: "You are finally starting to have self-knowledge, okay, I agree." ”
Yu Zhen crept to his feet, still trying to escape, but when he touched the other party's gaze and kept staring at him sharply, he simply gave up this inappropriate idea.
Lu Ping still looked down at the white powder on the ground: "I'm squatting, are you embarrassed to stand?"
"That'...... Then I'll crouch down too. Yu Zhen also squatted down.
Lu Ping glanced up at Yu Zhen, and couldn't help but scold: "You are going to the toilet, squatting is so ugly!"
Yu Zhen looked dazed: "Usually not ...... Aren't they all squatting like this? Squatting is used to it, like this. ”
"I wonder if you grew up in the toilet? Don't you see how I squat? One foot in front and one foot in the back, and your ass can sit on your heels. Have you learned it?" Lu Ping simply explained the essentials of the movements to him by word and deed, and made a demonstration.
It's not that Lu Ping is pretending to be harsh.
It's that this kind of squatting is really indecent.
"When...... I have several subordinates who have been soldiers, and this is the squatting method. Yu Zhen understood very well, and his posture changed quickly and standardly.
Lu Ping nodded: "Well, it's much more pleasing to the eye when you squat like this, let's say, what kind of poison is this white poison powder?"
Yu Zhen thought about it slightly, and said hesitantly: "Mei ...... Syphilis. ”
"Syphilis?" Lu Ping took a step back in fright, and exclaimed, "Are you crazy and taking revenge on society?
Yu Zhen drooped his face and explained with a wry smile: "It's not poisonous, it's not poisonous, it's no-yes-poison!"
"Oh, it's not poisonous, don't make it clear!" Lu Ping slapped Yu Zhen on the head: "It's not poison, what is it?" It smells tasteless, not like lime powder, tell me quickly, what the hell is this!"
"Actually...... Actually......" Yu Zhen smiled bitterly and said hesitantly: "Actually, it's noodles!"
"Flour?"
"Hmm. ”
"The flour from which the steamed buns are steamed?"
"Well, yes. ”
Lu Ping's face was hysterical, and he slapped Yu Zhen on the head again: "Why don't you say that this is rice, who is it? It's okay, you bring a bag of flour and put poison powder to escape? Are you stupid or am I stupid? You can put a handful of sand is better than this, sand can at least blind your eyes." ”
"It's really flour!I'm all in your hands, is it useful for me to lie to you?" Yu Zhen cried and touched his painful and numb brain that was beaten.
"! and flicker?" Lu Ping raised his hand again.
"Can't I prove it to you?" Yu Zhen shouted as he raised his hand to block it.
Lu Ping asked, "How do you prove it?"
"Then you look at ......" Yu Zhen reached out and was about to pick up the small plastic bag on the ground, and there was still some powder left in it, which was poured out.
"Don't play tricks!" Lu Ping stared at him tightly and reminded.
Yu Zhen poured all the white powder in the small bag into his mouth, chewed it a few times and swallowed it.
Huh? Did he really eat it?
Lu Ping looked at him with a surprised expression, he really ate it.
"Now believe it, it's really flour, it's not poisonous. In order to enhance his credibility, Yu Zhen also stuck out his tongue outward, turned it up and down, and then opened his mouth wide, indicating that he had swallowed it.
"I've really seen it for a long time!" Lu Ping said with an intoxicated face: "But stupid bald head, you use flour as poison powder, this is a typical shoddy fake behavior, aren't you afraid that you can't escape from it?"
Yu Zhen emphasized: "Actually, it's just in case, all these years, I'm ...... I've used it three times, oh, and this time I failed, it's four times in total. The first three times were very effective, the first time was when I was practicing martial arts in Shaolin Temple, when I was only a teenager, there was a fellow senior brother who bullied me, so I went back to get such a bag of flour, and when he bullied me again, I raised it in front of his face, he thought it was poisonous and didn't dare to chase me, and then he never dared to bully me again. This actually lies in people's psychology, influenced by TV and China, they all think that the flour I use is poison, it is all instinctive dodging and avoidance, who dares to really try its authenticity?"
"How amazing is it? Psychology is good!" Lu Ping was fascinated when he heard it: "What about the second time?"
Yu Zhen's face increased a sense of glory: "The second time I used it, it was a few years ago, when I went to a banquet, I was calculated by Xiao Dingshan's group of grandsons, Xiao Dingshan took a group of good hands to plot against me, I was slashed several times, and in a hurry, I sprinkled a handful of flour on them, haha, you said these fools, I was dumbfounded at the time, that fuck, one by one quickly covered their noses, and some directly covered them with towels, and they didn't dare to catch up, I ...... I managed to escape. ”
"I've heard about this, and then you were saved by a woman, right?" After Lu Ping heard Yu Zhen's words, he immediately thought of the description of Gao Liang, the owner of the Laplex Club at that time, which can be said to coincide.
Yu Zhen was stunned: "You...... How do you know?"
"It's a coincidence!" Lu Ping said: "At that time, that woman contacted you through various ways when you were most helpless, but she couldn't get in touch, so you got lucky to survive until now." ”
"High ...... Gao Liang!" Yu Zhen gritted his teeth and said, "That...... That woman, I wish she had died sooner! She took the matter of saving my life, and she wanted to blackmail me every once in a while, let me get her this, let me get her that, I built such a big club for her, and she still didn't give up...... So I drew a line for her and never talked to her again!"
Lu Ping scolded: "Gao Liang is cheap, but you are not a good person!"
"Third...... The third time. Yu Zhen seemed to be very disgusted to hear the name 'Gao Liang', so he quickly pulled the topic back: "The third time I used it was in my long time, and I was ...... at that time."
"What a fart at the time!" Lu Ping slapped again: "I was present at the time, I was the party, and I was a victim of being deceived by you, and you still talked about it, deliberately uncovering my scars, right?"
Yu Zhen looked dazed: "The fourth time, just now, before I could use it, I was killed by you!"
"Oh. Lu Ping nodded: "Why is it too late?"
Yu Zhen's expression was very innocent: "Didn't you say it just now, you are too fast to use it!"
"Then you scared away my fish just now, a big fish, what should I do?" Lu Pingshen asked again.
Yu Zhen turned his head and glanced at the river: "Fish...... Fish...... Or I'll pay you?"
"There are a few questions left unasked, but I don't want to ask them yet, I want to catch some fish first. Lu Ping looked at Yu Zhen in front of him with a wicked smile and said, "The fish are all scared away by you, so you have to be a fish for me for a while." ”
Yu Zhen asked, "How to be?"
Lu Ping smiled: "Role-playing!"
"I will, this!" Yu Zhen glanced left and right a few more times, feeling that it was hopeless to count on that guy to save him, so he simply chose to cooperate.
He jerked forward to the ground and struck a smooth stance, swinging his arms and kicking his feet back.
It's like a loach struggling to swim across the sand.
When he came, in order to let Lu Ping die, he acted as a pioneer to create opportunities to wait for the surprise attack of his accomplices when he knew that he was not an opponent.
But at the critical time, where did the accomplices go? I have been shouting for a long time, all!
Now, for the sake of being alive.
He would rather give up all face and dignity.
"You're a maggot you learned, it's really disgusting!" Lu Ping stepped forward and kicked him: "Get up for me!"
Yu Zhen stood up obediently.
"Open your mouth!" Lu Ping said sharply.
Although Yu Zhen was puzzled, he still opened his mouth very cooperatively like a dental patient seeking medical treatment.
Lu Ping held an extra-large fish hook in his hand, compared it to Yu Zhen's mouth, and nodded: "It should be appropriate." ”
Yu Zhen said with a frightened face: "You...... What do you want to do?"