Lao Yao went through special channels to help Zhang Zizi get a special visa and apply for refugee protection regulations, and the prefectural government specially approved Lu Yiguan to enter reincarnation, provided that his grievances were eliminated. After all, Zhang Zizai solved the fan who gave Lao Yao a headache for many days.

Of course, this so-called solution is not to help the national football team rush into the World Cup, Lippi doesn't have this ability, Zhang Zizi is very self-aware and knows that he doesn't have other skin.

He just found another way to persuade him to save the country by curvy. Anyway, as long as the resentment is eliminated and the underworld is successfully entered, isn't the ghost old Liu also running to report before the inheritance is inherited.

Zhang Zizai called the fans to him and had a heart-to-heart communication with him, "Is that what you want the national football team to enter the World Cup?"

"yes, I'll be ....... in my lifetime"

Zhang Zizai stopped his chatterbox: "Stop, stop, do you know that you are suspected of endangering national security?"

"What does the national football team have to do with national security when it enters the World Cup?" The fans looked puzzled, they were just watching the ball, how could they still pull out such a big crime?

Zhang Zizai: "What's the matter? You are still too young, in fact, this football world is a conspiracy of some dark forces for many years. I think you do like football, so you might as well tell you the truth, you see them playing, in fact, they don't play football. ”

The fans looked lonely: "It's lonely, the national football team has been lonely for many years." ”

Zhang Zizai said: "What loneliness, it's the national fortune!"

The fans were even more misty and asked, "National Games, what National Games?"

Zhang Zizai patiently explained: "You see, Iraq won the AFC Champions League that year, did the whole country almost disappear in the end? and Italy, which just won the World Cup and collapsed economically. Greece won a European Championship and immediately went bankrupt and the whole country went into debt. And Germany has a Hercules, is this wave of refugees coming one after another? Look at what a good country is tossing and turning now. ”

The fans thought about it carefully, and it was really like this.

Zhang Zi hit the snake with the stick: "Actually, winning the game will damage the national fortune, we have found it in the Song Dynasty, Gao Yu you know, because he played football too well, it caused the whole people to play football, which led to the decline of the national fortune, and even the emperor was arrested by the Jin State." Therefore, the national football team is not actually unable to qualify, they endure humiliation so much, all in order to protect the national fortune. ”

Fans: "Really? Am I really wrong about them?"

"That's not it! Although we lost football, we had to win the whole world!" Zhang Zizi nodded meaningfully, "Do you know how much harder it is to hit the goalpost than to kick into the goal? Do you know what kind of acting skills it takes to drag someone else's clothes and fall down by yourself? Do you know how much it is a test of skill to lose naturally under so many high-definition cameras?" The national football team has been practicing day and night, and has to show a powerless appearance under the noses of those dark forces, and has to suffer from the abuse and slander of these unreasonable fans. ”

The fans nodded again and again: "Understood, understood." ”

"I understand, don't hurry up and reincarnate. ”

"But tomorrow we have a game against the Maldives. ”

Zhang Zizai frowned, and persuaded him for a long time, which was equivalent to playing the piano to the cow, "Why are you obsessed?"

Fans: "Leader, you misunderstood, I just want to take one last look at those heroes who lost for the country and guarded the national fortune!"

......

Zhang Zizai got the fans, and Lao Yao helped him give him the green light.

In fact, Zhang Zizi originally wanted more.

After all, there are still many good things in Lao Yao's grocery store, but Zhang Zizi doesn't have enough authority to buy them.

But Lao Yao crossed the river and demolished the bridge, and as soon as he picked up the soap, he lifted his pants, completely ignoring Zhang Zizai's request.

"Leader, I helped you solve a big problem, don't you express it?" Zhang Zizai sat on the chair, took out the Yuxi prepared in advance, and handed it over.

Lao Yao stretched out his hand to take it, and naturally put it in his pocket, "Mean, didn't you give your brother a beast spirit last time?"

"I bought it myself! And I've been studying it for a long time, and I really don't know what that thing is for, and the last time I begged a mosquito to tell my grandpa for fifteen minutes, he promised not to bite me. ”

Lao Yao said: "You don't cultivate enough by yourself, no wonder me." Besides, don't underestimate mosquitoes. Do you know that two days ago, there was a biologist Professor Li, who studied hard for more than 30 years, and finally cultivated a cold-resistant mosquito, which can resist the severe cold of more than ten degrees below zero, and can come out to bite people even in winter. You see, a small mosquito can change a person's fate!"

"And then?"

"Then?" "Professor Li has made great contributions and has been successfully shot dead by the police." ”

Nima, what a change of fate!

Zhang Zizi didn't get anything else, so he could only give up, and turned around and prepared to deal with this gray-clothed resentful ghost Lu Yiguan first.

Lu Yiguan's motive for committing the crime is very simple, all his grievances come from his goddess, and it is not difficult to solve it, just find her.

But Zhang Zizai was afraid that if this Lu Yiguan made a ghost to ask for his life, the gains would outweigh the losses. Although in his heart, Zhang Zizai also wanted her to jump.

After all, it was because of her that Zhaocang jumped down, and Tang Tower also jumped.

Seeing Zhang Zizi's frowning, the tattoo brother said, "I think it's better to find her first." ”

Zhang Zizai laughed and said, "Yo, aren't you a sir who upholds justice, why did you start instigating me to do this harmful thing?"

No, Brother Tattoo has watched too many police movies recently, and he has been deeply poisoned, and he has repeatedly forbidden Zhang Zizai to call him a gangster. In his words, since God made him amnesia, it must be a chance to give him a chance to change his mind and be a new man, no, a ghost again.

Therefore, he wants to change his identity, and from now on, let Zhang Zizai call him a sir. Zhang Zizai was originally unhappy, but the tattoo brother wanted to coerce him to absorb all the coke in Zhang Zizai's refrigerator, so that he could only drink brown sugar water from now on.

Zhang Zizai was forced to be helpless, so he had to agree to his unreasonable request. The yin who was blackmailed by the ghost, I guess this is the only one in the world.

Seeing Zhang Zizi mocking him, the tattooed brother hurriedly explained: "I didn't mean that, I didn't look for her goddess to harm her." According to criminal psychology, he belongs to the self-actualization type of crime, because he has been in a low position in a certain relationship level for a long time, this personality is prone to excessive behavior in order to prove self-worth under the stimulation of a specific environment. But they often have a common psychological problem, after meeting the upper person, they will immediately switch back to the low form. Therefore, it should be safer to take him to the goddess. ”

Zhang Zizai: "Speak human words." ”

Tattoo brother: "Where is the licking dog willing to lose his temper with the master." ”

That's right, there are a lot of crooked and crooked ones, and people who don't know still think you're making up the word count!

"Okay, since you've said so, let's go early tomorrow morning and go to find his goddess. Zhang Zizai turned the drawer upside down, "Huh, where did I throw the coin in before?"

Hu Jiao, who was on the side, saw Zhang Zizai rummaging around, and kindly reminded: "Two-quarters of the king's immortals came to our house that day, saying that he wanted to help you make a hexagram, so he took all those coins away." ”

This old liar won't even let go of this little money! Zhang Zizi sighed, it seems that his wish to add a sausage to instant noodles tonight has been shattered.

After several people discussed, they told Lu Yiguan about this decision. Lu Yiguan was concentrating on looking at the British short drama "The Secret of No. 9" recommended to him by Zhang Zizai, this drama has a story per episode, five minutes long, cleverly conceived plot twists, and extremely good details.

However, when he heard that he wanted to see his goddess at this moment, he immediately stood up, and he didn't care about watching TV, so he said anxiously: "Why wait for tomorrow, can't you go now?"

Zhang Zizai took a sip of instant noodles and said vaguely: "You don't want to see what time it is." ”

It was only ten o'clock, and she went to bed late every day. She said she didn't want to waste every second of her life!"

"She doesn't sleep, I don't sleep, I don't have the nightlife she has. ”

Hu Jiao interjected inappropriately: "You hid under the covers and watched a movie yesterday and saw it at three o'clock." ”

Zhang Zizai put down his fork and glared at Hu Jiao: "Who are you talking for? It's him who hurts you, not me!"

Hu Jiao scratched her head embarrassedly: "But, he's really pitiful." ”

Zhang Zizi was speechless, she tossed her boyfriend every day and felt that her boyfriend was pitiful, and now she came to pity a murderer, Stockholm syndrome.

"I'm going to go to you, anyway, I won't go out after ten o'clock at night. ”

Tattoo brother: "Why?"

Zhang Zizai said: "Why else, the bus is suspended!"

In the past two days, I spent a lot of money just taking a taxi, which is undoubtedly a huge amount of money for Zhang Zizi, whose wallet is not bulging. "By the way, do you know where her family is?"

Lu Yiguan said: "Of course I know, I often send her supper, her boyfriend loves to eat crayfish, and it is not delicious near her house, so every time I go to the north of the city to buy it for them." Now that I'm dead, there's no one to bring her supper, and she's pregnant again. By the way, she's pregnant. She's pregnant! She's lying to me! She's ......."

Zhang Zizai saw that Lu Yiguan's anger was rising, and he was about to transform into a powerful ghost again, so he hurriedly took out the spirit talisman given by the foreign Taoist priest from his pocket and pasted it on his head.

Lu Yiguan struggled twice, and then regained his composure.

Zhang Zizai glanced at the tattooed brother worriedly: "Are you sure it's okay for him to go like this?"

The tattooed brother muttered in a low voice: "It should be, maybe, probably no problem......

"Didn't you just say something about a self-actualizing personality or something? ”

The tattooed brother spread his hands and honestly confessed: "I made it up blindly." ”