Chapter 146: Abduction
Leon jumped up and down, attacking several times in a row, but he was easily blocked or dodged by the opponent.
And all the expensive weapons he took out as if he were playing tricks were all broken, and they all broke to the ground, turning into a pile of "corpses." ”
After several attempts, Leon finally stopped and jumped back to Zhang's side.
Zhang Zizai: "Go on! Why don't you fight?"
Leon spread his hands: "Fight, how to fight, haven't you seen it yet...... This guy is just like you, he's not human!"
"Fart! You're not human! Your whole family is not human! The whole community is not human!"
Although Zhang Zizi was scolding Leon, in fact, doubts began to arise in his heart.
After all, petals blocking flower hairs can also be considered to be the work of martial arts masters with high internal strength.
But the petal blocking knife, besides, it's still a hair-breaking, extremely sharp kind of knife, which is indeed a bit against physics.
There is only one explanation for this situation, he, like Ao Bing and foreign Taoists, is not an ordinary person.
Leon smiled helplessly: "I will never boast that I am the top three killers in the future, it's too embarrassing." ”
After speaking, he took out two pistols from his pocket and said to the scar man: "I don't believe that you are as invulnerable as him!"
Huang was sweating profusely - this sweating profusely was not because he saw the pistol Leon had pulled out, but because he had untied the strip of cloth for a full minute, and he still hadn't untied it.
"Deflated calf thing, let your mouth be hard now, don't beg for mercy when Lao Tzu cuts you for a while!"
Leon didn't talk anymore, just took on the pose of an old woman with two guns, and shot all the bullets at the scar man in ten seconds.
As a result, the roaring bullets were the same fate as the three walnuts that had happened before, all of which were stopped by the petals with a slight fragrance.
Zhang Zizai: "Big brother, where did you buy these petals? Can you give me some self-defense?"
Huang Jiajia: "You want it?"
Zhang Zizai nodded hurriedly: "Yes!"
Huang Jiajia: "Then you can help me find a pair of scissors first, so that I can untie this strip of cloth." ”
Zhang Zizai said speechlessly: "Big brother, you are so powerful, the ability to fly flowers to block bullets has come out, and you can't untie a rag?"
Huang Jiajia: "You know a hair! I asked the sixth sister to borrow that petal, and I can only defend and not attack!"
Zhang Zizi sighed, got up to help him find scissors, and turned around, but found nothing.
He had no choice but to take out the old Yao's knife in his pocket: "Is nail clippers okay?"
Huang Jiajia: "It's okay!
Hearing this, Zhang Zizi was about to hand the nail clippers to the other party, but was stopped by Ao Bing.
"What are you doing?"
"Hand him nail clippers, what's wrong?"
"Do you untie him and let him beat you?"
Zhang Zizai slapped his head suddenly, yes, this kid is here to beat himself, and he gave him the nail clippers, isn't it boring to be self-deprecating?
You must know that Ao Bing and Yang Daoshi, the two only guys with combat effectiveness, are not at the scene at the moment, and the Leon next to him is obviously not the opponent of the muscular man in front of him at all.
Zhang Zizai hid the nail clippers behind his back, shook his head and said, "Forget it, I still don't want petals." ”
After speaking, he quietly glanced at Leon and asked him to quickly call Ao Bing and the foreign Taoist priest, and let them come back quickly to save the scene.
Huang Jiajia frowned: "You are a big man, you are not happy to borrow a nail clipper, and you are really no one like this!"
Zhang Zizai: "Are you stupid for me? I'll lend you nail clippers so that you can untie the strip of cloth and put the ultimate nirvana to cut me?"
After hearing this, Huang Jiajia also felt reasonable, so he had to nod and say, "Okay, if you don't borrow me, I'll come by myself!"
With that, he shouted, bit on the strip of cloth, and pulled hard, and the strip was finally untied.
It's just that there are accidents in everything.
For example, now, a huge tooth flew up with a string of bloodshots, crossed a perfect arc in the air, and fell to the ground with a click-it is very obvious that Huang Jia's domineering mouthful, due to excessive force, accidentally broke his teeth.
died before leaving the school, and Huang Jiajia was finally successfully injured.
When Leon's three walnuts, two daggers, three military stabs, and two shuttle bullets were all ineffective, Scar Man actually lost to a dead knot, which made people feel embarrassed.
At this moment, he covered his mouth, jumped to his feet in pain, and shouted at us: "You are a bad color!
Zhang Zizai spread his hands: "You are too bloody, obviously you accidentally broke your teeth!"
Huang Jiajia: "I don't care about this! I lost a tooth, and you will have to look for teeth all over the ground in a while!" With that, he took out the ultimate weapon in the cloth strip and looked at the two of them with bloodshot eyes.
But Zhang Zizai stared at the weapon that Huang Jiajia was carrying in his hand, laughing heartily, laughing so much that he almost lost his breath.
"How's it going? I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm smiling!"
Zhang Zizai laughed on the side, and couldn't answer for a while.
Originally, Zhang Zizi still had a trace of nervousness and fear for this little brother.
After all, he easily took over all kinds of hidden weapons thrown by Leon, and dodged his various attacks like acrobatics, and this kind of skill had to make Zhang Zizi sweat.
However, seeing the situation in front of him shocked him, and he couldn't raise his nervousness no matter what.
Because, this seemingly ferocious man spent a long time trying to lose one of his teeth, and the so-called ultimate killing weapon he took out turned out was actually a crutch.
Zhang Zizai: "You spent a long time just to get this thing out?"
Huang Jiajia snorted coldly: "Now you know that you are afraid, right? Hurry up and hand over my sister-in-law, or you will all be cut into stupid roe deer!"
"Cut us into roe deer? I think you're about the same as a roe deer, right? Are you going to take a crutch out? Learn from Old Man Zhao to sell crutches?"
Leon laughed, "Then do I have to stomp my feet first, and then take two more steps?"
Zhang Zizai: "You also watch this sketch as a foreigner?"
Leon: "Why can't you watch it? Funny knows no borders!"
Huang Jiajia saw that the two were chatting hotly, so he put himself aside, and suddenly became angry.
"What the hell are you two pinching, when I don't exist, do you?"
Leon turned to look at him, put the gun back in his pocket, shook his head helplessly, and said, "I don't do anything to the old, weak, sick, and pregnant. ”
Huang Jiajia: "You are the old, weak, sick and pregnant! Lao Tzu uses a normal Bibi card for public transportation!"
Me: "You haven't got a free card for the disabled yet?"
Huang Jia's face was red, and he said word by word: "I'll say it again, I'm no! yes! Cripple!"
As soon as Huang Jiajia's voice fell, Bai Maruko and the others who had finished walking the street walked back.
Seeing Huang Jiajia, Bai Wanzi looked surprised and said, "Dead lame, why are you here?"
Zhang Zizai looked at Huang Jiajia, who was on crutches, and said with a smile: "You still say that you are not lame?"