Huang is not lame.

He's only on his back because it's his weapon.

After Shiramaruko returned, everything was revealed.

The first moment he saw Bai Wanzi, Huang Jiajia was excited

"Sister-in-law, I miss you!"

Huang Jiajia opened his arms and was about to give her a big hug, but was dodged by Bai Maruzi.

"Don't talk nonsense, who is your sister-in-law!"

Co-authored for a long time, this dead lame man's sister-in-law is her?

"No, what's going on?" Zhang Zizai looked at the two people he knew well, and couldn't help but ask.

"What else can happen? You scumbag robbed my sister-in-law, and I came to save her from fire and water today!"

"Scumbag, why am I a scumbag?"

"You're not a scumbag, Xiao'er told me everything!"

"Who is Xiao'er?"

"It's the Yu Gongzi who was almost scared crazy by you!"

......

Huang Jiajia is the righteous son of Huang Chongba and one of the eight generals under him.

These eight generals are the highest combat power of the Huang family, and they have practiced for many years under the command of the famous Eight Immortals of the Scattered Immortal Troupe, and each of them has unique skills.

And this Huang Jiajia happens to be Tie Guan Li's apprentice. If there is a teacher, there must be a disciple, so he will fight on crutches.

Because of the relationship between the Bai family and the Huang family, he and Bai Maruzi have known each other since childhood.

When Bai Maruko used to follow the white cat to Huang's house to walk around, she always took him to play with her.

"I didn't make any progress in my practice, thanks to my sister-in-law's ......"

"Call Sister!"

"Well, thanks to Sister Maruko's guidance, I was able to get the hang of cultivation and have today's achievements. ”

"You don't know how to cultivate, and you can still instruct others?"

"I'm smart! His master is Tie Guan Li, and he can get the trick of practicing the movements of a lame person as a normal person, so I taught him a trick at the beginning...... Tie your legs to crutches, so that you will be exactly like a cripple, and you will get twice the result with half the effort!"

"Yo, you're still a god?"

"What's the matter? I have such a handsome temperament, can't you see it?"

"I don't know if I have a temperament, I only know that among us mortals, as long as we take the bus on crutches, it's free!"

The foreign Taoist priest smashed his mouth and sighed: "Hungry (I) suddenly don't want to cultivate, it seems that the treatment of this immortal is still (no) our mortal world!"

Bai Maruko said happily: "Don't listen to him blowing blindly, he can be regarded as an immortal at most." ”

Zhang Zizai turned his head and looked at Ao Bing, no wonder this guy is so stupid, it turns out that he is at the same level as Ao Bing.

"Don't look at me, his earth immortal is self-appointed, I have an official compilation!

Yes, it's not as good as Ao Bing after a long day.

Shiramaruko smiled and continued to tell the story of the two.

After Bai Maruzi's guidance, his skills improved by leaps and bounds, and the relationship between the two became better and better.

The two often went to the Huang family's cellar to steal delicious food.

With the nose of the white balls as a guide, the Huang family's treasured wine and food elixir treasures were not less trampled by them.

Of course, in the end, without exception, they were all caught by the family.

No, he was the only one who was caught, and Shiramaruko was clever enough to escape.

Mainly because he had his legs tied, it was really inconvenient to escape.

Therefore, as soon as he heard that Bai Maruzi came to the Northeast this time, and was fooled by a scumbag, Huang Jiajia immediately became angry and came here to find trouble with Zhang Zizi.

"Xiao'er told me everything, you are a nurse and a reporter, you are simply a prodigal son, and now you still want to be my sister-in-law again?"

"Sister!" Shiramaruko protested again.

"Do you still want to soak my sister again? I tell you! I will never watch my sister being deceived by you scumbag!"

"No, why did this Yu Gongzi come to the Northeast?"

Huang Jiajia snorted coldly: "It's not all because of you?"

"Because of me?"

Huang Jiajia: "That's right! You scared him into a nervous disorder, and his father sent him back to his hometown to recuperate, or our head of the family came forward to cure him!"

Ao Bing: "No wonder I was held by him when I first glanced at him, it turns out that this guy is really from the Northeast!"

Leon was speechless and said, "Can we not mention this? I am already going to lose my life!"

Huang Jia saw that a few people were actually chattering, completely ignoring their own existence, so they said angrily: "Can you not interrupt! I'm talking about this scumbag!"

Bai Maruko slapped him on the back of the head violently: "What are you shouting, who is a scumbag? Your brother is a scumbag!"

Huang Jiajia covered his head and wanted to get angry, but he had no temper with the white pills, so he had to bow his head and sulk.

Zhang Zizai walked over, handed him a cigarette, and explained, "Brother, you misunderstood this matter...... Your sister-in-law and I ...... Your sister and I are not in the kind of relationship you think. ”

Huang Jiajia: "Really?"

Bai Maruko smiled: "Yes, we just opened a room." ”

"Open the room?

"No, don't listen to her nonsense, we are really ordinary friends!"

"And say that you are not a scumbag, tricked my sister into opening a room, and now I don't want to be in charge!"

"That's it, not only that, but he called me to his room last night, and stayed with me until midnight, so that my waist still hurts!"

"You beast!" Huang Jiajia heard this, and took out the crutches behind his back.

Zhang Zizai hurriedly explained: "It's not what you think! Yesterday she said that she had recently gained meat and wanted to do sit-ups, so she had to press her legs!"

Huang Jiajia: "Really?"

Zhang Zizai: "Nonsense! Who do you think of me! With her kind of washboard with a big temper and a small heart, how can I think of her badly!"

"No, why are you asking me to buy these things back?" Shiramaruko pointed to the bag on the table.

Zhang Zizai looked sideways, a table full of supper, bullwhip soup, stir-fried kidney flowers, cold yams, fried oysters with leeks, and roast lamb treasure.

At the bottom of the bag, there was a small blue pill lying quietly.

When Huang Jiajia saw this table of aphrodisiac dishes, he was angry again: "And said that you two have nothing to do with each other!"

Zhang Zizai looked at Bai Wanzi in despair: "Sister, let's not bring such a playful person!"

Bai Maruzi joked: "Who made you say that I have a big temper and a good figure!"

Zhang Zizai hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't mind! You are kind-hearted, gentle, generous, and touching, and everyone in the world loves flowers and sees flowers bloom, is it okay?"

Bai Maruko sneered: "It's pretty much the same, since that's the case, I'll agree to let you sleep at night!"

"Bedman? Do you still want to sleep?"

Huang Jia's angry eyes were bloodshot, and he forcefully threw his crutches to the ground and wrapped one foot around it.

With a loud shout, the crutches instantly erupted into a burst of shining golden light.

Huang Jiajia was on crutches, limping towards Zhang Zizi, and shouted:

"Kill you!"