Chapter 15: The Fifty-Six Movie
The operation of the king two-quarters of the immortals Zhang Zizi naturally did not know.
At this moment, he was standing under the experimental building, dialing the phone number of the foreign Taoist priest over and over again.
On the other side, the foreign Taoist priest was hiding in the dark, clenching the long sword in his hand, with a fierce light on his face.
After a while, a person cowered and passed in front of him, and the foreign Taoist priest raised his long sword and suddenly flashed in front of the other party, a perfect set of QER triple links, three hundred yuan in hand.
The foreign Taoist priest was proud: "With my bush Lun here, you still want to come up with a tower to mend the knife." ”
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Zhang Zizai couldn't contact the foreign Taoist, so he was very anxious, and the two made an appointment to meet here at ten o'clock in the evening, but now an hour has passed, but there is still no one in sight.
Brother Tattoo: "Otherwise, we won't wait for support, let's go first? Don't let the suspect run away for a while." ”
Zhang Zizai glared at him angrily: "Bad luck! Do you know what the result is every time this line appears?"
Tattooed brother: "What's it?"
Zhang Zizai: "I have to get a boxed lunch in less than five minutes." ”
Tattooed brother: "The kind with chicken legs?"
Zhang Zizi was speechless: "Do you want to add two more poached eggs to you?"
"No, no, I squatted on the egg scramble stand all morning yesterday, and now I feel sick to my stomach when I hear the eggs. ”
Hu Jiao on the side said timidly: "Is there really a ghost upstairs here?" I'm a little scared. If it really doesn't work, let's go back first and come back tomorrow?"
Zhang Zizai said: "Go back, this is a reward of fifteen thousand, so go back where did I earn this money, my father is not a little blacksmith in Milan, and no one pays me living expenses." ”
Hu Jiao defended: "My dad is a costume maker, not an iron worker!"
Zhang Zizi waved his hand: "It's all the same, in my eyes, there is no difference between a blacksmith and a tailor, anyway, they are both richer than me." "Zhang Zizai has been really shy lately, and he can't even afford to take care of the second ghost's food, otherwise the tattooed brother wouldn't have gone to other people's stalls early in the morning to eat and drink.
The tattoo brother can still rub it, but Zhang Zizi is a human being, not a ghost, and he can't do the realm of smelling and satisfying his stomach.
After all, he still has an old liar to feed on.
Speaking of the old liar, he was angry, originally the foreign Taoist priests had promised to go to him to work, but they were forced to turn yellow by this old liar. Taking someone's money is like killing someone's parents, and sooner or later this account will have to be settled with him.
"No, no, no, I'm still a little scared, the one upstairs is a ghost! We can't die for such a small amount of money!" Hu Jiao looked up at the rooftop and couldn't help but shudder. When she said this, she completely forgot that she was actually a ghost.
"It's okay, you stay here in place, I'll go first, Brother Zhang covers me!" After the tattooed brother finished speaking, he raised his hands and turned into a white light against the wall and rushed into the laboratory building.
Zhang Zizai shook his head helplessly and followed. I thought that in the future, I must let him watch less police movies.
There's no way, if something really happens to the tattoo brother, Lao Yao's performance bonus will be in vain, and he will be used to practice the noodle cutting technique at that time.
Due to frequent accidents, the laboratory building has been empty at night for the past few days, and the lights in the corridor have been flickering because of disrepair.
The whole building is as silent as a pool of stagnant water.
Zhang Zizai held the mobile phone in one hand and the wall with the other, and touched the staircase step by step with the faint light of the mobile phone. The screeching sound of the soles rubbing against the floor was particularly eerie in the silence of the night. Every time Zhang Zizai passed by a classroom door, his heartbeat would speed up a minute, and he always felt as if something indescribable would emerge from it.
I walked for a long time in a daze, but I never reached the end of the corridor. Zhang Zizi was suspicious, could it be that he had encountered a ghost hitting the wall? Otherwise, how could he walk around and walk around?
Just as he was stunned, a gust of wind hit behind him, and a black shadow suddenly floated to his side.
"What are you doing? You walked less than ten meters in five minutes?"
Zhang Zizai turned his head to look, it turned out to be Hu Jiao, "I'll go! Can you walk a little bit? Like a ghost, the heart attack is about to be scared out of you!"
Hu Jiao said: "I'm a ghost, I see that you have been grinding and chirping in the corridor, so I came in to see what the situation was." ”
Zhang Zizai: "Aren't I unfamiliar with the terrain, your experimental building is built like a labyrinth, and I really can't find where the stairs are." ”
Hu Jiao stared at Zhang Zizi's trembling legs for a long time, and sneered: "Okay, okay, I'll take you up." With that, he floated to the front and led Zhang Zizai to the rooftop.
Zhang Zizai looked at Hu Jiao's back, held the phone tightly, and followed suit.
When the two came to the rooftop, they saw that the tattooed brother was fighting with a ghost.
The tattooed brother is vigorous, with a single move, a step, a left hook and a right hook, and the person who provokes him is in danger.
By the time the tattooed brother finished his perfect military body punch, he had already been hit by 16 blows, and blood was spurting out from 16 wounds, and the blood flowed like an infusion.
There is no way, the white-clothed class against the gray-clothed level is equivalent to an ant against a sparrow. Although these two are scum, the scum is also divided into three, six, nine and so on.
The tattooed brother who has no ghost power, no matter how beautiful he is with his fists and legs, he is already at the gray level of a powerful ghost, and it is obviously not enough to stuff his teeth.
At this time, the tattooed brother has been forced to the edge of the rooftop, and he will fall if he takes two steps back.
The ghost smirked, grabbed the neck of the tattooed brother's fate, lifted him in the air, opened his bloody mouth, and was about to swallow the tattooed brother into his abdomen.
Seeing that the tattooed brother was about to be scattered, Hu Jiao hurriedly shouted: "Go and help!"
Zhang Zizi nodded, this favor must be helped.
So he took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Hu Jiao without saying a word.
"What are you doing? Hit the wrong person!
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'll do it again. Zhang Zizai took two steps back, one to run, and then jumped high, rounded his arm and put the mobile phone on Hu Jiao's face.
Not to mention, this phone is really hard, better than a brick.
Hu Jiao was slapped to the ground, holding her head and staring at Zhang Zizai with a shocked face: "You ......."
Zhang Zizai: "What are you, I'm really stupid!" After speaking, he had another brick meal for Hu Jiao who was lying on the ground.
After a while, with a scream, Hu Jiao couldn't bear the pain and turned into a ray of white light and drifted away.
The whole scene is back to normal.
The tattooed brother who was still performing the human fountain just now and the grim grinning ghost all disappeared, leaving only a man leaning against the corner, rubbing his head and complaining.
Zhang Zizai lit a cigarette and walked over to comfort him.
"Actually, you've done your best, and I almost fell for it. Really, just a little bit. ”
"What's a little bit?"
Zhang Zizai took out a book of actor's self-cultivation from his pocket and handed it to him: "Just a little bit." When you cultivate, you will naturally understand that the cultivation of this actor is truly infinite. ”
Man: "Aren't there 300 children's songs?
Zhang Zizai: "It's all the same, it doesn't matter if you look at the string or not, the important thing is that you are seen through by me." ”
"Actually, you're really good. First, I was put into the ghost wall and fell into terror. Then I will appear as someone I know well, and I will definitely have no suspicion of you. You naturally led me to the rooftop, and guided me to fly to save me under the danger of the tattooed brother being beaten. If I really rush over, I will definitely pounce, and there will be another person who fell from the building in the newspaper the next day, right?" Zhang Zizi smiled, "This plot is interlocking, and it is really good." And whether it is from the atmosphere, props, or scenes, it can be seen that you have worked hard, and the human fountain just now is indeed very picturesque, full of blood, although it is a bit exaggerated, but in that tense and exciting environment, it is not a goof. ”
"Especially the flickering lights in your hallway......."
The man interjected: "That's its own bad, I didn't do anything." ”
Zhang Zizai waved his hand awkwardly: "Those are not important, in short, I fell into it, but it's a pity that you ignored one of the most important issues." ”
Man: "What's the problem?"
"Personality. The most important thing in a movie is the character design. Hu Jiao, a little girl, is usually scared when she sees a cockroach, how could she take the initiative to enter this haunted building and take me to the rooftop to find you? This is simply a collapse of the personality!"
Zhang Zizai patted him on the shoulder: "So, the details are very important, it was originally a good movie with a Douban score of 8.5, but it was a pity to be ruined by such a small detail." ”
Man: "So, you already saw it, and you've been following me for so long?"
Zhang Zizai: "No way, I spent fifty-six yuan to take a taxi, and I paid for such an expensive movie ticket, so I can't finish it after watching the opening." ”
"Okay! you're actually fooling me!" the man said, and a gust of wind blew, and I saw that his seven orifices were bleeding, and his face began to rot at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his entire eyeballs fell off.
Zhang Zizai took out his mobile phone and shook it at him: "I owe a shot again, right? Before I came, I was on the phone with Lao Yao, a ghost of your level, except for being able to create a little illusion to fool people, the physical attack is simply zero! Besides, let's just be scary, can we do something real? I just praised you for your intentions, why did you start fooling the audience again? This is eyeballs and rotten flesh, all of them are tricks used in ghost movies twenty years ago, can we keep pace with the times and have a little novelty?"
The man couldn't frighten Zhang Zizai, so he had to accept the change, and his face returned to normal.
Zhang Zizai: "That's right, now let's have a good chat, why are you ......?"
Before he finished speaking, he heard an angry shout from behind him: "Don't move! You have been surrounded, let go of the hostages and surrender obediently!"