Chapter 16 The Millennial Bamboo Shoots That Burst Pulp
Zhang Zizai was sitting at home at the moment, angry.
Not only did Hu Jiao's matter not be solved, but it also added another trouble to himself.
There is no way, although the ghost in gray does not have a deep grudge, he also belongs to the list of unjust ghosts. And the underworld is only responsible for attracting the souls of the dead, and he is indeed not within the jurisdiction of those who do not enter reincarnation.
Zhang Zizai brought him back, in fact, just for the 50,000 yuan of the 37 accounts. Who knew that when he inquired in the end, he found out that it was the king's two-quarters of the immortals who played tricks on him and fooled him. If you don't get it, forget it, and post the taxi money back and forth twice, this account has to be remembered with the bad old man.
The gray ghost is sitting at home at the moment, chatting with the tattooed brother while watching the TV series Trident
"There's something wrong with the plot design, where is there still a fifty-day group performance. ”
Tattoo brother: "Don't care about the details, we are looking at the police solving the case, and what we are pursuing is the spirit of punishing rape and eliminating evil!"
The gray ghost: "Details determine success or failure!"
Seeing that the two were arguing, Zhang Zizai took a long breath and turned around to go out. He took on a troublesome matter, and in the end he had to go to the foreign Taoist priest to solve it.
When I came to the paper shop, I found that there was only two-quarters of the king.
"Old liar, what about Golden?"
"I went out, I just took a job, and the University for the Elderly asked him to do something, and it will take a while to come back. ”
Zhang Zizai looked puzzled: "Why, there are students over there who have passed away?"
Wang two-quarters of the cent: "No, it was invited by the school." ”
"School?"
"Don't mention it, those old guys are so difficult to serve, they don't obey discipline at all, and they make the school a chicken. The school had no choice but to invite the dog to open the altar to make a big move. ”
"What ultimate?"
Two-quarters of the king: "Parents, please." ”
Zhang Zizai: "......"
The foreign Taoist priest was not there, and Zhang Zizai could only wait in the store. The king didn't pay attention to him, and sat alone outside the door, tied a wreath, and his eyes were fixed on the beautiful woman not far away from time to time.
The beautiful woman may be waiting for someone, and in a short time she has already smoked three cigarettes.
Two-quarters of the king pierced the paper figure for a while, got up and clapped his hands, and walked towards the beauty: "This girl, I see that your Yin Tang is black, your face is purple, and your lips are blue, and you are willing not to eat poison." ”
The beauty frowned and thought about the thing she ate yesterday, and couldn't help blushing, and smacked him: "Get out, you're poisoned!"
Lao Li licked his face: "Girl, the poor road is also a good heart, don't let the bright moon shine on the ditch!"
Beauty: "I don't think you're at ease, right, go, go, go!" I don't have the money to cheat you." ”
The two-quarters of the king's immortals were unyielding: "The girl misunderstood, money is something outside the body, and the poor road is only because she has a relationship with the girl, and she can't bear the girl's poisonous anger, so she came to the rescue." After speaking, seeing that the girl still had an expression of disbelief, she explained: "Don't worry, the girl is only for the sake of doing good deeds, and she will never ask the girl for a penny!
The beauty looked at him in surprise: "How do you know?"
"Of course, the ancestor of the poor Dao is a family of traditional Chinese medicine, and this technique of looking and hearing has long been clear in his chest, just looking at the girl's face, he knows that this is a disease of poisonous gas entering the body. ”
The beauty was said by the king's two-quarters immortal, changed her previous disdainful demeanor, and hurriedly stepped forward to take his hand: "Master, what should I do then? With that, he took out his wallet and stuffed it into him.
The two-quarters of the king's immortal blocked her hand with a righteous face: "Poor Dao said that I don't take a penny, girl, don't use these copper-smelling things to ruin your fate and mine." ”
Seeing that he was not trying to cheat money, the beauty was even more sure that he was a fairy-like person: "It's me who is abrupt, I beg the master to save me." ”
The king is two-quarters of an immortal: "Girl, don't worry, let Poor Dao touch your bones for you first, and then talk about the condition!" After speaking, he went up and down his hands on the beauty and touched her from head to toe.
A few minutes later, the two-quarters of the king wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and put on a worried look: "Girl, it seems that this poisonous gas has entered the internal organs, if it is not treated in time, I am afraid that my life will be in danger." ”
The beauty cried and stomped her feet in a hurry: "Master, what should I do then?"
The king is two-quarters of an immortal: "Don't be afraid, this poisonous poverty can be solved!"
Beauty: "Really?"
Two-quarters of the immortal Wang drew a cross on his chest with his hand: "Amitabha, the monks don't speak, you and I have a fate today, and the poor Dao is willing to give the treasured thousand-year-old bamboo shoots to the girl, the girl only needs to take it in her mouth, rub it repeatedly, and use the method of friction to heat up the bamboo shoots to expand and burst, and then swallow it, and you can get rid of the disease!"
Beauty: "That's great! Where are these bamboo shoots?"
The two-quarters of the king pointed to his crotch: "It's here, why don't we find a secluded place and let the poor road feed the girl?"
After hearing this, the beauty nodded again and again, and was about to leave with the king two-quarters of the immortals.
Seeing this, Zhang Zizai hurriedly walked over to them: "Master, are you going to hang the pot again to help the world?"
When Wang two-quarters of the immortals saw Zhang Zizai coming, they didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd, for fear that he would ruin his good deeds, so he hurriedly took the beauty away, "Yes, the teacher is busy doing good deeds and accumulating virtues, you help me watch the store first." ”
"Don't, Master, these thousand-year-old bamboo shoots are treasures, and they can't be easily fed to others!" Zhang Zizai deliberately bit the word bamboo shoot very hard.
The king was afraid that the beauty would be suspicious, so he said to her: "Don't pay attention to my apprentice, he is too heavy-hearted, and he doesn't know how to sacrifice himself." ”
Zhang Zizai saw that two-quarters of the king's immortal thief's heart was immortal, and said: "Since the master has already decided, it is not easy for the apprentice to stop him, and the apprentice is here to help the master succeed!"
When the two-quarters of the king saw that he did not obstruct him, but was cooperating with his own acting, he was immediately overjoyed, thinking that his son could be taught.
"By the way, Master, you forgot this!" Zhang Zizai smiled and took out a bottle of wind oil essence from his pocket, which he had just promised him to throw away when he was chatting with a mosquito in the store, and now he just took it to give to the beauty: "This thousand-year-old bamboo shoot must be smeared with this before eating, and then roasted on low heat for ten minutes, the medicinal effect is better." ”
The beauty took it with joy in her heart, turned her head and said, "Master, let's go!"
The two-quarters of the immortal looked at Zhang Zizai, then looked at the wind oil essence in the hand of the beauty, and shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, Poor Dao suddenly remembered that this bamboo shoot had been squeezed by the five girls a few days ago, and I am afraid that I can't help it today." After saying that, he glared at Zhang Zizi, gritted his teeth and said a good sentence, then turned his head and left.
The beautiful woman shouted anxiously behind her back: "Master, what should I do with this poison?"
Two-quarters of the king's fairy head didn't reply: "Cold salad!"
Seeing that the king was abandoned by two-quarters of the immortals, the beauty launched a fire on Zhang Zizai: "It's all your fault! The master is unwilling to save me now!"
Zhang Zizai has a black line on his face, save you? Is it me who saves you? If you take a step at night, you will become a lost little lamb!
"Beauty, don't be stupid, that old man was a liar just now. ”
"Impossible! The master just said ......."
Zhang Zizi waved his hand, took the girl back to the store, took out a box of fat sea from the drawer and handed it to her: "Take one before going to bed at night, and when you get up in the morning, you won't have pharyngitis, and your throat will naturally not hurt." ”
"But not only did I have a sore throat, but I also had cold hands and feet, which the master said was a sign of poisoning. ”
Zhang Zizai: "What kind of poison, don't kick the quilt when you sleep, don't adjust the air conditioner to 16 degrees, it won't be cold." ”
The girl took the fat sea in disbelief, thanked her, and left.
Zhang Zizai shook his head helplessly, these days, it's not easy to be a good person!
Zhang Zizai walked back to the store, and after a while, the foreign Taoist priest returned.
As soon as he entered the door, he found that two-quarters of the king's immortals were not there, and asked, "Where is my master?"
Zhang Zizai: "The devil knows where the old liar went." ”
Foreign Taoist: "My master, he is not a liar. ”
Zhang Zizai: "Isn't it a liar who can fool me into going to the rooftop to die?"
Foreign Taoist: "Aren't you dead? By the way, have you got rid of that terrible ghost?"
Zhang Zizai: "Wool removal, it's in my house." ”
The foreign Taoist priest burst out of Shaanxi again: "What are you giving up (saying)? You cub (bad guy) are still raising powerful ghosts in captivity? Count me looking at you! (Count me wrong)
Zhang Zizai: "Circle your sister, I can't even afford to raise myself, and I still raise ghosts?"
Foreign Taoist: "Then what are you waiting for, kill him!"
Zhang Zizai: "If I can destroy ghosts, as for coming here to find you." ”
Without saying a word, the foreign Taoist priest took out a spirit talisman from the drawer, and put the peach wood sword on his back, "Go now, lest he endanger others." ”
Zhang Zizai: "Don't worry, I haven't eaten." ”
As soon as he said this, the mobile phone rang, and Zhang Zizai took it out and saw that it was Han Meimei.
"I've already investigated, the person who jumped off the building before is called ......"
"It's called Lu Yiguan, the director department of the foreign university, and jumped off the building because of a conflict with the goddess. Zhang Zizi took over the conversation.
"Okay, you're going to know faster than I do. But I don't think he seems to have any connection with the next few people, right?"
Zhang Zizai: "What do you mean?"
Han Meimei: "The three who died before were all girls, and they all had black handprints on their bodies, but this one is ...... a tube"
Zhang Zizai: "Lu Yiguan!"
Han Meimei: "It's all the same, he doesn't have these characteristics anyway, so it's obvious that he is not a victim in this series of cases." ”
Zhang Zizai: "Whoever says it's a victim, can't he be a murderer?" ”
Han Meimei: "Murderer, isn't he dead?"
Zhang Zizai: "I'm just kidding." Alright, you don't need to know too much about this. ”
Han Meimei: "How do you talk to Li Lei." Honestly, did you have any insider information that you didn't tell me?"
"How can I be, am I that kind of person? Needless to say, I forgot to turn off the gas at home, and I have to hang it up quickly. Zhang Zizi was afraid that he would say too much, so he wanted to hang up the phone with an excuse.
Han Meimei: "Something is wrong! you must have something you didn't tell me." ”
Zhang Zizai: "Not really. ”
Han Meimei: "I invite you to eat Haidilao!"
Zhang Zizai: "Yes!"