Bai Wanzi put down a sentence of emergency in the rivers and lakes, and pulled Zhang Zizi out of the door without saying anything.

Sitting in Bai Wanzi's car, Zhang Zizai opened his mouth and asked, "Eldest sister, where are we going?"

Bai Maruko drove the car fast: "Weihu Mountain!"

......

The car drove to that familiar place again.

The grass in the courtyard was still lazily lying the dozen or so sheepdogs. The large swimming pool in the middle of the lawn still makes Zhang Zizi envious.

The suit and leather shoes at the door are gone.

Weihu Mountain has a big feast today, and it has become Weihu Hotel.

Zhang Zizai leaned against the door of the hall and watched the white cat holding a wine glass on the stage chatting with the audience.

"Today, thank you for coming to my white cat's six-hundredth birthday party!

The demons in the audience raised their wine glasses one after another and drank them all.

Then, the dinner began.

Everyone gathered around the buffet table, eating and chatting.

Zhang Zizi shuttled through the various dining tables, eating a bite on the left and tasting a piece on the right.

Not far from Zhang Zizai, several young monsters were gathering around and whispering greetings.

A man with a fat head and big ears and nostrils looked at the high-spirited cat master on the stage and sighed: "This cat master's house is really pompous!"

"That is, Master Cat is a person who has stepped on the three paths, not only can he mix in the demon clan, he is selected as an advanced worker every year, and even those cultivators of human society give him a little thin face. Didn't he get a commendation from the Taoist Association two days ago, saying that he was mankind's best friend? A bucktooth boy on the side chimed in.

A dark-skinned woman with two white feathers stuck in her head next to her wondered, "Man's best friend......?"

"Shhhh The bucktooth brother hurriedly covered her mouth, and after looking left and right for a while, he found that no one was paying attention to this side, so he calmed down and quietly warned her: "The cat master hates others calling him a dog the most, you have to pay attention in the future." ”

Woman: "Why? Isn't he just a dog spirit, why don't you let people talk about it?"

The bucktooth brother sighed: "Alas, it's not because the bloodline is impure. ”

Woman: "?"

Brother Bucktooth: "I heard my second uncle say that this cat master is a string of Jingba and Bomei!"

.......

The three little demons gathered together, chatting and chatting, and Zhang Zizi listened to it with a match.

"Did you hear about it? This time, Bai Maruko's fiancé also came on purpose, and it is said that he also prepared a generous gift!"

Boyfriend?When did Shiramaruko have a boyfriend?

Zhang Zizai was curious for a moment, and his body involuntarily leaned towards the three demons.

The three demons were chatting heartily, and suddenly found that someone was approaching, and they all shut up for a while, looking at him with wary eyes.

Zhang Zizai smiled at them and accosted: "The little brother saw a few people with extraordinary bearing from a distance, and he was stunned for a while, so he couldn't help but get closer and closer, but I didn't expect to disturb the three big demons, I'm really embarrassed." ”

The three demons stared at Zhang Zizi for a long time, obviously not believing his words.

Zhang Zizi had no choice but to choose to break them one by one, and took the lead in saying to the nostril man: "This big brother, you are a pig essence, right? ”

The nostril man said: "What pig essence? Lao Tzu is a horse essence!"

Zhang Zizai: "No, how can the horse's nose be ......?"

Nostril man: "I'm a hippopotamus!" After speaking, he stopped paying attention to him, turned around and grabbed the pork knuckle behind his back and gnawed it.

Zhang Zizai patted the horse's hooves, and said to the second person with a pleasant face: "Big brother, your teeth are simply handsome, you must always be a rabbit spirit......., right?

The bucktooth man interrupted him: "What a rabbit, you are a rabbit!"

The feathered woman covered her mouth and smiled: "He's a squirrel spirit." ”

Zhang Zizi nodded and looked at the woman again.

He didn't dare to guess anymore, so he had to ask, "What is Your Excellency?"

Woman: "I'm the black chicken essence." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Isn't the black chicken white......?

The woman glanced at him and said angrily: "Can a white one be called a black chicken?"

Zhang Zizai touched his nose in a row, and the three demons turned to another corner and whispered, leaving him in place.

Zhang Zizai couldn't cry or laugh, if he would be Abe Kana's trick of the crane to guide the way, there would not be such a situation.

Bai Maruko was accompanying his father to toast the bigwigs in the clan, and when he saw Zhang Zizai standing alone in the hall, he made an excuse and slipped over.

"What are you doing?"

Zhang Zizai: "I wanted to make a few friends, but I found that the demons here are too friendly." ”

"How is that possible?"

Zhang Zizai told her what happened just now, and Bai Maruko smiled and leaned back.

"It's good that you scold people like this, and they don't beat you. ”

Zhang Zizai was confused after listening.

How is it possible?

I've always picked up a high hat for the other party to wear, although this hat is a little crooked, but it's not a scolding, right?

Shiramaruko: "If someone told you that you were a pig, a cow, a horse or a donkey, would you think they were scolding you?"

Zhang Zizi nodded.

Shiramaruko: "Isn't that it?" ”

Zhang Zizi defended: "But it's different, they were originally chickens and horses." ”

Bai Maruko: "In your eyes, do you think chickens, ducks, cows and sheep are the same?"

Zhang Zizi thought about it, and then hummed.

Shiramaruko: "In their eyes too." Horse spirits will think that pigs, dogs, cows and people are all scolding, and cow spirits will also think that horses, donkeys, people and sheep are all animals, and different races will of course have different perspectives. ”

Only then did Zhang Zizai understand that there were so many ways in this.

Shiramaruko: "Okay, okay, don't talk about this, my dad is still waiting for you over there." ”

Zhang Zizai: "What are you waiting for me?"

This white cat has never given himself a good face, and he almost dismantled himself on this Weihu Mountain last time. How can you specifically see yourself today?

Bai Wanzi took down the pig's trotters in Zhang Zi's hand, took out a tissue and handed it to him: "Look at what you eat, your mouth is full of oil, quickly wipe it, don't embarrass me when the other party comes in a while!"

Zhang Zizai wondered: "No, who is coming?"

Bai Maruko: "Why do you ask so much, you'll know when you come, anyway, just look at my eyes and act when the time comes." ”

Zhang Zizai shook his head and said: "That's not good, you don't tell me anything, how can I act? Do you think everyone is like you, and you can enter the play in a second?"

This white pill, without saying anything, pulled him here, stuffed him directly into the goblin nest, and hurt himself again and again.

Fortunately, those three are all little demons, if you accidentally scolded some crocodile spirit and tiger spirit just now, you will become the other party's snack in no minutes.

It's good now, and she doesn't say anything, and lets herself act according to her eyes? I really think of myself as a compliment, she just puts down the last sentence, and she can make a stubble.

Bai Maruko saw that Zhang Zizai was unwilling to cooperate, so he had no choice but to tell the truth.

It turned out that he was looking for him today to be a shield, because among today's guests, there was a person she hated extremely much who was going to appear - her baby parent, a weasel spirit from the Northeast.

This weasel spirit, relying on the eighty-seven relatives in the family who are enshrined as Huang Xian'er, is arrogant and domineering on weekdays, and Bai Maruzi is very disgusted with him.

However, his parents had a lifelong friendship with the white cat, and saved his father's life in times of crisis, and the two families have since made a marriage.

And Bai Maruko became the nominal fiancée of this weasel spirit.

Although she never admitted it.

This time, the weasel spirit took advantage of her old man's six-hundredth birthday to kill him, and wanted to come to the door to propose marriage in the name of birthday celebrations.

When the white cat told him yesterday, of course she wasn't happy, so she blurted out that she had a boyfriend in a moment's urgency.

And this "boyfriend", now naturally can only let Zhang Zizi make a cameo.

After listening to Bai Maruko's description, Zhang Zizai regretted getting into her thief car a little.

Huang Tai Sin's existence, Zhang Zizai has heard the old people talk about it since he was a child.

Not to mention their mana, the personality of the eyes that must be repaid is not much worse than that of Brother Pingtou, and anyone who provokes it will be a commotion.

She was pulled over as her shield for no reason, and if she really blocked this arrow for her, she would not be remembered by the other party for a lifetime.

Zhang Zizai was about to say no, when a loud laugh came from the door.

Following the prestige, a young man with an inch head wearing a large gold chain and a large gold watch was standing at the door, waving to everyone in the room.

The inch-headed man was holding a black leather bag under his armpit, and half a box of soft Chinese was exposed in the bag. Wearing a white tight short T, black leggings, and a pair of white casual leather shoes under his feet, he shook his head when he walked, and smoked when he met people: "Lao Tie, do you want to come to Huazi?"

After a while, the inch-headed man walked up to Bai Maruko and shouted at her, "Old girl, I miss my brother!" After speaking, he stepped forward to hug Bai Maruko.

Bai Maruzi hurriedly retreated behind Zhang Zizi and said with a cold face: "I didn't miss you." With that, he took Zhang Zizi's hand and rested his forehead on his shoulder.

The inch-headed man was stunned for a moment, and asked Zhang Zizai: "What the hell is this? What does it mean to be so intimate with my daughter-in-law?

Zhang Zizai hurriedly moved Bai Wanzi's head away, and just wanted to open his mouth to defend himself, but Bai Wanzi preempted him and said: "Huang Debiao, don't talk nonsense, my boyfriend will be jealous when he hears it!"

After speaking, he turned his head and said to Zhang Zizai with affection: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I have nothing to do with this Huang Debiao." ”

Zhang Zizai and Huang Debiao looked at Bai Maruki together with a look of surprise.

Huang Debiao was furious and yelled at Zhang Zizi: "Which goblin are you, dare to rob my Huang family's daughter-in-law?"

"I, I'm dish soap. ”