Chapter 64: Why Don't You Change Your Body?
Huang Debiao was angry.
He has always worn broken shoes for others, and today someone actually wore them on his head. Although, this shoe itself has not been worn yet.
He looked at the mediocre-looking man in front of him, and he really couldn't understand why Shiramaruko would take a fancy to him.
"Maruko, are you blind, why do you fall in love with such a loss sai?"
Bai Maruzi stood behind Zhang Zizi and replied: "You know a fart, he's tall!"
Huang Debiao unhappily stretched out his hand and gestured towards Zhang Zizai: "Tall, obviously I'm taller than him, right?"
Bai Maruko rolled his eyes: "He is lying high." ”
......
Huang Debiao was pried into the corner of the wall, and was ridiculed by Bai Wanzi, and he was about to get angry in an instant, but was stopped by a middle-aged man shouting.
"That's enough, what are you making trouble here? Hurry up and be honest with me!"
Huang Debiao turned around, and it turned out to be his father Huang Chongba.
Huang Chongba saw his son shouting and making a fuss at someone else's birthday party, and blew his beard angrily and glared.
When Huang Debiao saw Huang Chongba, he immediately became honest, his back was no longer hunched, his shoulders were not crooked, and he even walked straight.
Coming to his father in three or two steps, Huang Debiao said with a look of grievance: "Dad, he ....... first"
Huang Chongba glared at him, and let out a cold snort from his mouth. Huang Debiao immediately shut up and stepped aside. It's just that the slender eyes are staring at Zhang Zizi, as if they want to eat him.
After Huang Chongba reprimanded his son, he turned around and raised his glass to the place where Zhang Zizi and Bai Wanzi were located, and then talked casually with a few bigwigs on the side.
Zhang Zizi thought to himself, this is the bearing, Bai Wanzi and himself...... No, Bai Maruko alone made his son unable to come to the stage in public, not only did he have a seizure, but he also educated his son fiercely. This is many times stronger than the cat master who tied him up the mountain at every turn to kill and chop him.
No wonder people can mix up with the entire Northeast boss, but the cat master can only obediently nest in this acre and three points of land, and fight with a few small gangs and factions.
After Bai Maruzi and Zhang Zizai left, Huang Chongba found a corner where no one was around, and then called his son back to him.
"Are you trying to spoil my good deeds?"
"Dad, you saw it too, the two of them ......"
"Shut up! She just said casually, are you serious?" Huang Chongba looked at the son in front of him who looked like a street slicker, if it weren't for the only one man in the family, he would have flushed him out of the toilet long ago.
Huang Chongba: "I have already used my spiritual sense to probe just now, he is just an ordinary human being. ”
Huang Debiao: "Human?"
Huang Chongba: "Yes. The Bai family has already suffered a loss here, do you think it will make Bai Wanzi repeat the same mistakes?"
Shiramaruko's mother is a human being.
This is almost a well-known thing in the demon world.
His father, the white cat, disregarded the precepts of the demon clan and married a human cultivator.
Because of this incident, he was expelled from the Bai family, and was ostracized by the human and demon clans, and suffered all the nonsense.
It's a pity that this human woman finally failed to break through the Jindan period, and her yang life was exhausted early, leaving only her daughter Bai Maruko and the white cat to depend on each other.
But this half-human, half-demon white pill is also the same as her mother, with difficult cultivation and extremely short yang lifespan - of course, this is for those demon clans who can live for thousands of years at every turn.
Bai Maruko was frail and sick that year, and almost died halfway.
For this reason, the white cat went deep into Changbai Mountain to steal the life-sustaining grass, but in the end it was caught by the immortals watching the mountain, and his soul was almost scattered.
It was Huang Chongba who came forward to intercede and saved a small life, but he also lost his cultivation for a lifetime.
In the end, although the life-sustaining grass was not obtained, the Huang family successfully saved his daughter with thousand-year-old ginseng. It's just that this thousand-year-old ginseng has only helped Bai Pills to live for a few more decades.
So in Huang Chongba's opinion, the white cat categorically would not let her daughter repeat her mistakes and allowed him to intermarry with a human man.
Moreover, the man in front of him was not a cultivator, and his lifespan was shorter than that of the previous female monks.
Because of this, he had already settled down after testing Zhang Zizai's true identity with his spiritual sense.
It's not that he has a big belly, but he doesn't pay attention to the person in front of him at all.
Zhang Zizi naturally didn't know all this, and he still wanted to think that this Huang Chongba Prime Minister could hold the boat in his belly.
Huang Debiao: "But the two of them seem to be concubines, I heard that this white cat dotes on his daughter very much, and I am afraid of ......"
Huang Chongba snorted coldly and scolded: "You don't care what they mean! What else can be more important than life? The things I asked you to prepare this time are all good things that can give his daughter a new life, I don't believe that he can refuse a white cat?...... Okay, you just stay honest with me, and when the time comes, find a chance, as soon as the things are taken out, make sure you take her home. ”
After hearing this, Huang Debiao's heart blossomed, and he began to get carried away again in an instant, took out the cigarette from his leather bag with his shoulders upside, handed one to Huang Chongba, and said: "Dad! You're still amazing! Come, smoke a Huazi!"
Huang Chongba: "What?"
Huang Debiao: "Huazi!"
Huang Chongba slapped him in the face: "Speak well!"
Huang Debiao: "You always smoke!"
......
As the white cat's birthday came to an end, Zhang Zizai watched a group of little demons remove all these feasts one by one, and felt distressed.
"Maruko. ”
Shiramaruko: "?"
Zhang Zizai: "Discuss something with you?"
Shiramaruko: "What's the matter?"
Zhang Zizai: "That, can I take the balls home......?"
Bai Maruko's face flushed: "Oh, why is it so sudden? ”
Zhang Zizai: "I'm talking about Sixi Pills!"
Bai Maruko: "Hold steady - get out!"
.......
After the banquet was withdrawn, accompanied by the sound of music, the white cat slowly walked down from the stage to Bai Maruko's side, one hand in front and one hand back, bowed down and made an invitation to dance, looking at her with gentle eyes and said: "I don't know if this beautiful girl can enjoy her face and dance today's first dance with me, a middle-aged uncle?"
Hakumaruko was amused by her father, smiled and stretched out her hand, allowing the white cat to lead her to the center of the dance floor.
Bai Maruko has a long skirt, stepping on the beat and dancing, dancing like a dream, and her body is like a fairy. The skirt fluttered from time to time with her light steps, and everyone on the field was fascinated.
A song of fraud, everyone applauded.
After the white cat father and daughter thanked everyone, everyone also joined the dance floor and carnivaled together.
Bai Maruko looked at Zhang Zizi in the corner, who was staring at himself at this time, unable to take his eyes off it.
Step by step, she came to Zhang Zizi and stood still, and stretched out a hand towards him.
Zhang Zizai: "?"
Shiramaruko: "Won't you ask me to do a dance?"
Zhang Zizai: "Don't be, I'm not a good jumper." ”
Bai Maruko pursed his lips, but his little hand refused to let go.
At this moment, a hand reached out from the side and grabbed her.
Bai Maruzi turned his head, and it was the annoying Huang Debiao again.
Huang Debiao took her hand and said, "Old girl, let's dance, your brother and I are the king of Asian dance!" After speaking, he twisted his hips and stretched his legs with a smug face.
Bai Maruzi withdrew his hand with a disgusted face: "I can't jump, my foot is twisted." ”
Huang Debiao rubbed his hands and said lewdly: "Where is the twist? I'll help you rub it?" After that, he was about to squat down and take off Bai Pill's shoes.
Zhang Zizai hurriedly stretched out his feet and blocked in front of him.
Huang Debiao was about to go crazy when he saw this, and a light cough came from behind him.
The white cat and Huang Chongba came over at some point, followed by several demon servants of the Huang family.
The white cat stepped forward and took Bai Maruko's hand and said, "You can dance with him." ”
Shirakuko: "Dad, what are you doing! I don't jump!"
The white cat winked at her and said, "Look at how much your Uncle Huang loves you and brings you so many good things." ”
Huang Chongba behind him snapped his fingers with a smile, and the demons hurriedly opened the box.
Huang Chongba said: "Eldest niece, this is the three thousand-year-old ginseng that my uncle specially prepared for you, each of which can help you continue your life for thirty years." ”
"And this, this is an ice jade made of 10,000 years of ice, you wear it on your body, it will help your acupoints work, and it can help you improve your aura. Huang Chongba took out the jade pendant and glanced at his son.
Huang Debiao took the jade pendant and walked towards the white pills, making a gesture to put it on for her.
Bai Maruko frowned, waved his arm, and with a snap, the jade pendant fell to the ground and split in half.
The scene once entered the freezing point.
Huang Debiao's hand seemed to freeze in mid-air, and Huang Chongba, who was still kind just now, also changed his face at this time.
"Big niece, for your sake, I kindly took out the heirloom jade pendant to you, and if you don't accept it, forget it, you actually broke it like this!"
Bai Maruzi also panicked for a while, she just meant to push Huang Debiao away, who knew that such a scene would appear.
The white cat looked at the broken jade on the ground, then at the panicked white pills, cleared his throat, and prepared to come out to play a round for this little ancestor.
Zhang Zizai on the side was the first to speak: "Heirloom? Isn't it? An icebreaker can also be used as an heirloom? This thing is everywhere, you want me to pull a cart for you another day! Not to mention 10,000 years, I have 100,000 years!"
Huang Chongba: "A little mortal, he actually dares to speak wildly!"
Zhang Zizai: "Where are you crazy? What I said is the truth!"
Zhang Zizai is indeed telling the truth, the ice purgatory of the eighteenth layer of hell is covered with ice and snow all year round, and the temperature is no longer beyond the reach of the world, and it is not a matter of getting some ice cubes to be captured.
Of course, he only knew that those ice were higher than the ice in Huang Debiao's hand and had good color.
But what he didn't know was that those were all Yin Ice, not only could they not improve their spiritual power, but they would also suppress their cultivation when they were worn on their bodies.
Huang Chongba: "Who doesn't know how to say big words, let alone Bingyu, if you can come up with something decent today, I can count you kid capable." ”
Zhang Zizai: "Is this true?"
Huang Chongba: "Nonsense!"
Zhang Zizi smiled: "That's really unfortunate, I really have one here!"
After speaking, he reached into his chest, took out the only remaining spirit explosion talisman and handed it to Bai Maruko.
"Or, if you are wronged, you will also change our body?"