"Actually, my master used to be really powerful. ”

At the barbecue stall, the foreign Taoist priest swore an oath while skewering.

Zhang Zizai: "Isn't it amazing, I stunned you for a while." ”

Foreign Taoist: "No, you listen to me explain to you." ”

The master of the foreign Taoist Gordan, named Wang Xuanling, was originally the youngest and promising one in the Maoshan Fu Gong Sect, talented and intelligent, rooted in ancient Qijia, and broke through the Jindan realm at a young age.

However, he felt that the nickname of Half Immortal was too easy to hit the street, so he asked a university science professor with two bottles of Wuliangye to disassemble the half character, and since then, the title of Wang Two-Quarter Immortal has resounded all over the country.

What a pity, involved in a turmoil twenty years ago, that catastrophe, across the Three Realms and Five Elements, more than half of the world's capable people and strangers have died, the four heavenly kings of the east, south, west, and north winds in the physical cultivation world have died in Huangquan, and a nine-cylinder master of instrument cultivation has not been able to end up with a corpse. And his master Wang Xuanling, in this turmoil, exhausted his life's cultivation to save his life, but because of the serious loss of Jingyuan, he was squeezed out and calculated by other disciples of the master, so in a fit of anger, he left Maoshan and settled in this city, spending the rest of his life.

Later, by chance, Wang Xuanling met the orphan Gordan, so he took him home and took care of him. Therefore, Wang Xuanling is also a master and a father for Gordan.

Speaking of being a master, in fact, it is not true, because Wang Xuanling himself is discouraged and no longer has the heart of cultivation, so the teaching of foreign Taoist priests is actually very casual, and most of his skills are obtained little by little by self-study. After all, he will return to Maoshan in the future and regain what originally belonged to him for his master.

When Zhang Zizai heard this, he couldn't help but complain, "The southeast and northwest winds?

Foreign Taoist: "Yes! The black and red plum pieces are the four protectors of the Demon Sect, how do you know!"

Zhang Zizai smiled: "When your master told you the story of the Demon Sect, was he fighting (harmonious) landlords?"

Foreign Taoist: "No! Where do you want to go! He was obviously playing with an upgrade at that time!"

Zhang Zizai touched the head of the foreign Taoist priest, thinking that where is there a child like him, and he will pick up ten or eight of his ones another day, and he can lie down and win in the second half of his life.

The foreign Taoist priest looked at Zhang Zizi noncommittally, and frowned: "You don't believe what I said?"

Zhang Zizai: "Do you believe it?"

Foreign Taoist: "You can search on the Internet yourself, the whole world knows that there was a major event of global turmoil in 1999!"

Zhang Zizai: "Nonsense, it's almost the end of the world, thanks to the appearance of many unsung heroes, it saves the world, right." ”

Foreign Taoist: "Then you still don't believe me?"

Zhang Zizai looked at this fool and didn't know what to say: "Eat meat, eat meat." Boss, two more skewers of grilled wings!"

Tattoo brother: "Four strings!"

Ghost Lao Liu: "That's it, and the two of us." Xiao Zhang is not kind, he only cares about himself, or you are righteous enough, and you can still think about me. ”

Brother tattoo: "Of course, come out and mix, the righteous word comes first, Brother Zhang, then come to Wuskeyou!"

Ghost Lao Liu: "......"

Zhang Zizai: "Okay, boss, five strings of chicken wings! Don't get confused, let's chew the wax later!"

There is no way, ghosts eat differently than humans, they only absorb essence and energy, and after eating, the entity is still there, but there are no flavors. Zhang Zi has already gotten a lot of things out of them in the past few days.

Everyone was eating hi skin, but they saw a big man walking in scolding.

"Boss, what about your management fee this month? What's the matter? You're not going to do it, are you?"

The shopkeeper nodded and stepped forward: "Brother Tiger, didn't you just hand it over last week?"

Brother Tiger slapped the shopkeeper in the face: "Last week's payment was the stall fee, and this week's payment was the management fee, can it be the same?" After speaking, he slammed the table, and the barbecue and edamame on the table dropped those diners.

"You!" the diner got up in anger, and Brother Tiger took out a knife from his pocket and flew in the air.

"What's the matter?"

"No, no, I mean how tired you are sitting here and standing. With that, he handed over his bench and ran out with a puff of smoke.

Seeing this, the foreign Taoist priest was furious, and was about to take action to discipline, but was stopped by Zhang Zizai, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, with me, I can't toss." ”

The barbecue stall, which was originally noisy, suddenly calmed down.

Just now, he was shouting and drinking on the side, so that he could call a thousand cups not drunk, and several big brothers were all lying on the table at this moment, and one of them even snored.

And the little couple who swore to the table next to Zhang Zi and were unswerving to death was even more outrageous, the two of them got under the table, and the boyfriend kept pushing his girlfriend out: "You go elsewhere! There are no two people hidden here!"

Zhang Zizi mouthed at the tattooed brother Nunu: "Na, you're here!"

The tattooed brother glanced at it disdainfully: "I don't do this kind of gangster thing." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Didn't you just say that you came out to mix?"

Tattoo brother: "I'm different from them, they are mixed with society, and I am mixed with vertical and horizontal!"

The shopkeeper was heartbroken when he saw Brother Tiger smashing the store, he was a small business, relying on the good taste and sufficient weight, and he would still have some income if he worked diligently, but these vampires extorted money for three days and two ends, and the little money earned was not enough to honor them, and he intended to get angry, but he was afraid of greater retaliation, so he had to apologize: "Brother Hu, you are doing well, if we go on like this, our store will be yellow, and I have old and young." ”

"Fuck off! Don't talk to me about that useless! Hurry up and pay the money, or don't even think about opening a shop here!" Brother Hu said as he drove away the diners, "Lao Tzu counted to five, and gave Lao Tzu out, didn't you see that he was busy here!"

When the people heard this, they scattered and fled.

At the front was the drunkard who snorted the loudest.

Brother Hu nodded with satisfaction, but found that there was no movement at their table in the corner.

So he walked over with a black face and patted Zhang Zizi's shoulder: "You kid can't count, right?"

Zhang Zizai turned his head with a smile: "Who doesn't know how to count?"

Brother Tiger had a cold sweat on his face, and he was actually the fierce man in the parking lot that day! So he hurriedly nodded and said, "I, I, I, I don't know how to count!"

Zhang Zizai: "Little yellow hair, why have you become a tiger brother again?"

"My name was Brother Tiger. ”

"Your name is Brother Tiger, what about the one lying on the ground that day?"

"He is also called Brother Tiger, he is Brother Tiger, I am Brother Gecko, no, no, no, Brother Gecko, you are Brother. Huang Mao lifted his clothes, flashed the gecko tattoo on his body, and smiled.

Zhang Zizai pointed to the plate in front of the two ghosts: "Come, count how many barbecues there are here." ”

Huang Mao: "Don't embarrass me, I'm old and young." ”

Zhang Zizai: "The boss just said this line!"

Huang Mao: "Okay, okay, then I'll change it, my father died when he was three years old, only my mother was left to feed me with a handful of and urine, you can do well, just let me go as a fart!"

Zhang Zizai: "I found out that you are not good at math, forget it, why is this language so bad?"

Huang Mao: "Impossible, I passed the Chinese when I was in school!"

Zhang Zizai: "Your father died when he was three years old, where did you come from?"

"It seems to be. That's four years old. Huang Mao was stunned for a moment, and then came back to his senses: "No, isn't this still a matter of mathematics!"

Zhang Zizai: "Then your mother fed you with a handful of and urine, and you grew up eating that thing?"

Huang Mao: "......"

Zhang Zizai smiled and pointed to the barbecue in front of the two ghosts: "You and urine, how can you let us eat?" Come on, you eat these." ”

Huang Mao: "It's not good, you ordered it." ”

Zhang Zizai: "What's the matter? Are you not happy if I invite you to eat?"

"No, no, no! If you invite me to eat, you can afford me! I will eat!" After speaking, he grabbed a handful of barbecue meat and stuffed it into his mouth, and after chewing it twice, his face changed abruptly, and his five views were distorted together.

"This barbecue ......" halfway through the words, and saw Zhang Zizai glaring at him, so he had to chew it silently twice, it was really difficult to swallow, so he had to swallow it hard, but he swallowed himself, and he didn't dare to ask Zhang Zizai for water to drink, so he beat his chest and feet in a hurry, and finally swallowed this string of meat into his stomach.

Yellow Fur sighed, as if he had been reborn. But looking at the dozens of strings on that plate, I suddenly wanted to die.

Zhang Zizai saw his embarrassment and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, hurry up." ”

Huang Mao listened, turned around and slipped away, and when he walked to the door, he glanced at the boss meaningfully: "I advise you not to open a store in the future." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Yo! dare to threaten people?"

Huang Mao waved his hand again and again: "No, I mean that at the level of his barbecue, I don't need to charge a management fee, and it is estimated that it will have to be closed in two days!"

After Huang Mao left, the boss came over to thank them again and again, and insisted on giving them a free order. Zhang Zizai pretended to be successful, how could he benefit at this moment, of course, he waved his hand and refused, anyway, it was not him who paid for it.

After everyone finished eating, they walked out of the store, and the foreign Taoist priest asked: "I didn't expect it, you are still mixed with society? That gecko walked to see you just now as if he had seen his grandson!"

Zhang Zizai was speechless and said, "You two are the same Chinese teacher, right?"