There are no surprises in life.

No one would have thought that a random joke when he cut the queue in the hospital would become a lifesaver for Zhang Zizi. Because, the eldest sister who is standing in front of him now and apologizing again and again is the patient who was cut in line in the hospital.

So needless to say, when the eldest sister saw the scene in front of her, she naturally associated the foreign Taoist priest with one of the culprits who made him like to be his father.

And the original ghost catching incident has become the bloody gossip of the cheating man designing revenge on the original husband. In addition, when the "stolen goods" that the foreign Taoist priest swore to correct was actually a box of foot skins, everyone believed in Zhang Zizai's "innocence" even more, and they gave him sympathetic looks.

Humpty Dumpty Security Guard: "I'll just say, what kind of master can a dog be a dog! Our boss must have been deceived by him!"

Humpty Dumpty Security Guard: "If you make any more noise, we'll really cut your eggs!"

But fortunately, Zhang Zizai was still "generous", and when everyone wanted to send the foreign Taoist priest to the public security, he gave full play to the spirit of forgiveness hat, and even said that he was also the father of his own child, and he didn't want his life to be stained or something, so everyone gave up and released him.

The foreign Taoist priest was speechless, and he could only hate himself for taking a mouse. Originally, his master took over the feng shui work of the real estate boss and sent himself over to set up a three-wealth array, but when he left the community after doing the Dharma in the afternoon, he happened to see Zhang Zizai sneaking around at the door with the two ghosts, so there was the scene just now. Forget it, if you walk by the river, how can you not get your pants wet, and you think you are unlucky.

The foreign Taoist shook his head with a wry smile, and drove out of the community, but he didn't expect to be stopped. When he looked up, a man and two ghosts were standing in the middle of the road, smirking at him. It's the same face that makes him hate itchy! He actually dares to block his way! The foreign Taoist priest rolled down the window of the car and said with a cold face: "What else do you want to do!"

Zhang Zizi put on a harmless expression: "Handsome guy, look at the three watches in the middle of the night, the bus has long been gone, or you can take me for a while and take me back to the city." ”

"Your baby has to be four (is) looking for death?" The foreign Taoist priest was in a hurry, and Shaanxi dialect popped out of his mouth again.

"No, listen to me, it was all a misunderstanding just now! I'm a good person! Think about it, who would go to someone's house to steal foot skin, I'm not a foot fetish. Zhang Zizai saw that the foreign Taoist priest was rummaging through his pocket to find the spirit talisman again, and hurriedly explained. "Actually, I'm a bad guy!"

Foreign Taoist: "Do you think I'm stupid?"

Zhang Zizai: "Don't be stupid!"

Foreign Taoist: "Don't be stupid, you still want to lie to me?"

Zhang Zizai: "Stupid! stupid!"

The foreign Taoist priest smiled: "Fool, you are all liared, and you dare to say that you are a good person?"

Zhang Zizai hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop: "Don't, I'm really bad!"

Foreign Taoist priest: "Can a living person still be a yin? Then I still say that I am the king of Hades!"

"No, I can prove it!" Zhang Zizai hurriedly handed over the mobile phone, "Look, this is Bai Wuchang's WeChat, his tongue is too long, and he can't speak straight, and this, this is the bull's head, I married a little wife who plays the piano two days ago, and I also gave him a thumbs up and replied, and this ......"

The foreign Taoist priest took the phone suspiciously, looked at it for a while, and said with a dark face: "What the hell!

"How come? You're not ......" Zhang Zizai saw the foreign Taoist priest's thumb pointed at the big nostril of the big photo of the cow but turned a blind eye, thinking to himself, can the foreign Taoist priest not see the content of the mobile phone? So this mobile phone can only be used by himself? That's right, Lao Cui asked him before why mortals can use the mobile phone in the underworld. It seems that this is really the case, ordinary people can't see what is inside!

"How is it possible, you can bring it over and let me take a look!" Zhang Zizi took the mobile phone, flicked it twice at will, and then pretended to have a black face and said: "It must be that your peachwood sword broke my mobile phone just now!

Foreign Taoist priest: "What are you doing with me? You want to smash me with him! My magic weapon was destroyed by you and I haven't asked you for compensation!"

Zhang Zizai: "Then I don't care, my money is in my mobile phone, and now the mobile phone is broken, how can you let me go back in this wilderness, you have to be responsible for me." ”

Foreign Taoist: "Get out!"

Zhang Zizai: "Why are you like this, don't all of you cultivators pursue good deeds and accumulate virtues, there is a way to save people's lives and make a seven-layer hamburger, you help me also practice for yourself!"

The foreign Taoist priest rolled his eyes: "That's Buddhism, and I practice Taoism." ”

Zhang Zizai: "It's all the same! It's all the same!"

The foreign Taoist priest sighed: "I must not have read the yellow calendar when I went out today! Okay, let's get in the car!"

Zhang Zizai thanked him repeatedly, wasting half a day's speech, and finally rubbed it! Otherwise, if you take a taxi back from here, you will get 200 younger!

Along the way, Zhang Zizai gave full play to his Zu'an-level eloquence, and finally made this foreign Taoist priest, who had always been cold-faced to him at first, slowly believe in the fact that he was not a thief. Adding oil and vinegar to the heartfelt heart of this ghost old Liu Xunnu, and he saw that he was uneven and drew a knife to help, and the foreign Taoist priest had no hostility towards him at all.

Foreign Taoist: "So, you are really a good person?"

Zhang Zizai patted his chest: "Of course! I drop! Big drop! Good man!"

Foreign Taoist: "You don't look like a good person in this sentence." So how do you see ghosts?"

Zhang Zizi thought about it, since the underworld does not allow outsiders to see the content of the mobile phone, it is estimated that he does not want others to know about it, so he has to make up blindly that he is born with yin and yang eyes.

Foreign Taoist: "Then you have been able to see ghosts since you were a child?"

Zhang Zizai: "Of course, since I was five years old, I have been helping my grandmother cross the street every day, talking with the girl who jumped off the building, and often bringing food to the hungry ghosts! I don't believe you ask them!" After speaking, he blinked at the second ghost in the back seat.

The two ghosts were a little afraid of the foreign Taoist, and they didn't dare to say a word when they were sitting in danger, but Zhang Zizai cue arrived, so he had to speak: "Yes, yes, Brother Zhang is a good man!"

"Good man, I think it's a chef, right! When he framed me just now, his acting skills were very good, and those tears were like not wanting money, and I almost wondered if I really his wife!" said the foreign Taoist priest in a gesture of a food knife.

"Ouch, isn't that a special situation!" Zhang Zizai told the foreign Taoist priest about today's incident in the hospital.

The foreign Taoist priest also laughed after hearing it: "It's really a coincidence, who would have thought that the one you cut in line happened to be the property director of the community!"

"But no, I'll tell you a secret, she went to the hospital today......" Zhang Zizai whispered a few words beside the foreign Taoist priest.

After hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest patted his chest again and again: "It's so dangerous, it's dangerous! In the afternoon, she secretly sent autumn waves to me, but fortunately I was full of concentration, otherwise I would have really fallen into the Tao! In this way, you have been kind to me indirectly!"

Zhang Zizai: "Of course, otherwise, the name of this chef will have to be given to you!"

The ghost Lao Liu on the side interjected: "Then he may really have to change his name to cut eggs!" After speaking, he hurriedly covered his mouth again, for fear that the foreign Taoist priest would be angry, and glanced at him secretly out of the corner of his eye, and heard him laughing, so he calmed down, and the conversation box also opened.

In this way, the two of them and the two ghosts returned to the city with laughter and laughter all the way.

The foreign Taoist priest also forced Zhang Zizai to go to his house first, saying that his master was profound, and he could help him see this natural yin and yang eyes, maybe Zhang Zizai was a rare monk in a hundred years.

Zhang Zi didn't want to follow, after all, he was a fake, if his master was really so powerful, and then he would see something strange, it wouldn't be fun.

But when I heard the foreign Taoist priest say that after seeing the master, he would invite himself to make a string of skewers after handing over the errand, so he immediately changed his words.

If you don't eat white food, what's the point of living!

In this way, the foreign Taoist priest took Zhang Zizai back to his home.

It is a small two-story building, the first floor is a paper shop, and the second floor is a residence. And the profound Taoist master in the mouth of the foreign Taoist priest is wearing a vest and big pants at the moment, sitting on a recliner while picking his nostrils, while looking at his mobile phone, his face is full of red light.

Foreign Taoist: "Master, I'm back!"

Old man: "It's good to be back, come on, help me charge this account with some money, dog, my baby PK is about to be!"

Foreign Taoist: "Why don't we watch the live broadcast every day, that female anchor is all fooling!"

The old man didn't raise his head and said: "Fart! My king two-quarters of the immortal can still be deceived?" Hurry up and don't ink, my Moyi baby has said it, help her rush to the top list and send me a welfare video!"

Foreign Taoist: "However, I didn't make any money today, and I also broke the peachwood sword!"

The old man: "If it's folded, it's folded, dozens of dollars of broken things, how can it be important for my baby!"

Foreign Taoist priest: "Dozens of yuan?" Didn't you say that you spent 20,000 yuan to invite the consecration artifact at the Eight Immortals Nunnery?"

The old man realized that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly turned off his mobile phone and got up: "No, you listen to the teacher's explanation......" In the middle of the words, he suddenly found that there was one more person in the store, and then frustrated his hand and said: "Guest, what do you want to buy?" The new paper figures Cang, Wu, Tian, and Bo in our store are all made in accordance with the ratio of one to one.

Zhang Zizai was speechless and said, "I'm not here to buy something." ”

Old man: "Aren't you here to buy something? Then you're here to find the right person, I see that your eyes are black and dark, and there will be a catastrophe in the near future! Come here, let me give you a good hexagram, maybe you can turn evil into good fortune!"

Zhang Zizi turned his head and asked the foreign Taoist, "Are you sure this is your master?"

Foreign Taoist: "My master, he is ...... Forget it, let's go masturbate. With that, he led Zhang Zizai out of the house.

In the house, the old man touched the stubble on his chin with a smile, and looked at Zhang Zizi's back: "It turns out that this is the person they chose, and they can't see what's good." After speaking, he returned to the chair, turned on his phone, and looked at Moyi Baby again.

In the mobile phone, Mo Yi's singing voice came: "Some people can't say what's good, but no one can replace them." ”