Chapter 427: I'm Such a Saint!
Originally, Bai Fengjiu wanted to run farther, but it was too late, so he found a relatively hidden beach nearby, and immediately squatted down and faded his short skirt to his ankles.
With Lu Yifan's eyes, which are more powerful than an eagle, he can clearly see that under the moonlight, the hip (harmonious) petals of the two white flowers are facing Lu Yifan's side.
In the dead of night, although it was more than 70 meters away and there was the sound of waves, Lu Yifan could still clearly hear the catharsis of "tuk-tu-do-la".
He laughed unscrupulously and shouted at Bai Fengjiu: "I didn't expect the sexy and beautiful Miss Jiu'er to pull up the poop so loudly!"
I've heard it hundreds of kilometers away!"
"Lu Yifan...... You...... You're going to die!!"
On the beach, Bai Fengjiu's extremely weak voice came, which made Lu Yifan's tears of laughter almost flow out.
It's still very interesting to shake this mixed-race girl with a bad brain once in a while!
Thinking so, Lu Yifan got into the car, started the engine, deliberately made the sound of the sports car loud, and then shouted at Bai Fengjiu: "Old girl, you obediently poop in this wilderness!"
I'll drive your car back first, and I'll be responsible for cremating you tomorrow if you hang up because of pooping." ”
When Bai Fengjiu heard this, he was frightened and exclaimed: "Lu Yifan, you ...... If you dare to leave me behind! I'll ...... I'll tell my cousin to go!"
"Hey, do you think I dare?"
As he spoke, Lu Yifan stepped on the accelerator, and the sports car rolled up a puff of dust, and disappeared in three seconds.
Bai Fengjiu, whose stomach hurt like a knife, was terrified at the moment.
There is no store in the village before, no one knows if she really died here!
What scared Bai Fengjiu the most was that because she didn't want to be seen by Lu Yifan, she deliberately ran closer to the sea.
As a result, the tide is actually rising now!
The tide looked less than ten meters away from him, and it was estimated that it would flood in less than half an hour.
At this time, her feet were numb, and she had no strength in her body.
If it goes on like this, Bai Fengjiu is afraid that he will be washed away by the tide and drowned!
Wow cried out, Bai Fengjiu's tears couldn't stop falling, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Lu Yifan, I hate you! I hate you to death! I hate you all my life! No! I hate you all my life!"
Lu Yifan, who had not driven far away, estimated that the time was almost up, and there should be enough lessons for Bai Fengjiu, and if she continued to make trouble, I was afraid that she would really have an accident.
So he drove back again, and by the way, he took out a pack of tissues from his backpack and walked towards Bai Fengjiu.
However, to Lu Yifan's surprise, when he came back, he couldn't find Bai Fengjiu!
Even her poop was washed away by the sea!
"Damn, what about her? Could it be that she was swept away by the tide?"
Lu Yifan looked around and found that it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything.
In a hurry, he turned on the true yuan and opened the eyes of the lawless law.
At this point, his eyes are like red-hot detectors, able to see anything living in the dark.
After anxiously looking around for more than ten minutes, Lu Yifan finally found Bai Fengjiu next to a small mound not far from the road.
At this time, Bai Fengjiu was lying on the ground motionless, and he didn't even have time to put on his short skirt, so he fainted on the ground.
The two white flower hip (harmonious) petals looked so alluring in the moonlight that Lu Yifan could even see the mysterious scenery between her legs.
Finding the person, Lu Yifan breathed a sigh of relief.
Picking up his mobile phone, Lu Yifan took a picture of Bai Fengjiu's fat butt and said with a smile: "I'll take a picture of your embarrassed appearance now, if you dare to threaten me again in the future, I'll show you the photo!"
After taking the photo, Lu Yifan wanted to help Bai Fengjiu put on a short skirt, but he smelled a foul smell.
"Oh, such a big person doesn't even wipe his ass! Forget it, Brother Fan, I have mercy, I will be a good person to the end today, and I will help you wipe your ass." ”
As he spoke, Lu Yifan took out a piece of paper, put Bai Fengjiu's ass up, and carefully wiped her buttocks.
It didn't matter if this rub was rubbed, it was inevitable to touch Bai Fengjiu's sensitive parts, and Bai Fengjiu, who was in a coma, woke up with a spirit.
When she felt a pair of big hands moving back and forth on her soft ass, Bai Fengjiu exclaimed in fright, "Yes...... Who is it?"
Lu Yifan laughed and said: "Who else can it be? Except for you Brother Fan, who wouldn't dislike your stinky ass?"
"You...... Take your hands off my ass!" Bai Fengjiu said with a trembling voice, and two lines of angry tears rolled down his eyes as he spoke.
Lu Yifan laughed, threw the wiped paper aside, and hit Bai Fengjiu's fat, round, and straight ass twice.
In an instant, her ass squirmed in shame in the bright moonlight like jelly.
"Don't say it, your ass feels really good! Okay, your ass is wiped clean for you, and your skirt is lifted for you. Then I'll go first!"
Lu Yifan threw Bai Fengjiu on the beach, leaving Bai Fengjiu with a back in a chic manner.
"You...... You're back!"
Bai Fengjiu was almost angry with Lu Yifan and cried.
I've become like this, why can't this guy comfort himself with his kind words?
"What's the matter, my daughter?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.
"Woo woo woo ......"
Bai Fengjiu, who finally couldn't stand it, broke down and cried.
Lu Yifan knew that he had played a little too much, so he hugged Bai Fengjiu horizontally, and said softly: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, how can I be willing to throw Xiao Jiu'er away, right?"
"Bastard...... Pervert...... You've seen people's butts...... You're still doing that kind of bad thing in the hotel...... Bastard, you ......" Bai Fengjiu said aggrievedly and beat Lu Yifan's chest with his powder fist.
"Miss, that woman is a bloody B-class killer, and she almost killed me with a gun!
If I don't give her some color, then I'll be too shameless, right?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.
"What? she...... She's a bloody B-class killer!!" When Bai Fengjiu heard this, his face turned white with fright.
The bloody name, how could she, a child of a great family, not have heard of it!
No wonder Lu Yifan looked so terrifying when he was in the hotel at that time, it turned out that things were like this!
"Yes...... But you shouldn't treat her like that......" Although Bai Fengjiu already felt that there was nothing wrong with what Lu Yifan did, Bai Fengjiu still said hard for the sake of his eldest lady's face.
"Yes, yes, it's me, I should have punched her in the head, not her with a stick, I was wrong. Lu Yifan said perfunctorily.
"Hmph, if you know it's wrong, ...... It's ......" Bai Fengjiu said, his consciousness began to blur a little.
Lu Yifan hurriedly put his hand on her forehead.
Good boy!
It's piping hot!
(End of chapter)