"Come, a toast to our friendship!" Lu Yifan suggested again.

For the sake of our false friendship!

"Cheers!" Bai Fengjiu also smiled and drank it all.

In his heart, Bai Fengjiu couldn't help but sigh secretly: "What an idiot!"

While Lu Yifan was drinking, he watched Bai Fengjiu drink the poisonous wine he replaced with his eyes, and his face was still full of four words - the treacherous plan succeeded!

He couldn't help but sigh to himself: "What a stupid girl!"

What is it called?

Harming others is not the opposite of harming yourself!

What kind of medicine did Bai Fengjiu give himself?

What happens after you drink it?

Wow, I'm looking forward to it!

After drinking, Lu Yifan noticed that the smug smile on Bai Fengjiu's face became more and more uncontrollable, although he knew it, he pretended not to know anything and asked, "What makes you so happy?"

"Oh, wait a minute, you'll know later without me talking about it. Bai Fengjiu said with a smile.

At the end of the meal, the two people with ghosts in their hearts ate very happily.

Especially Lu Yifan, when he eats those precious ingredients, he doesn't even need chopsticks, and he starts directly!

Bai Fengjiu surprisingly didn't mock Lu Yifan's eating appearance, but just patiently waited for the effect of the medicine, and looked good at his jokes.

After a full meal, Lu Yifan said, "Okay, thank you for your hospitality, I'm going back to the dormitory." ”

"I ...... I'll send you!" Bai Fengjiu suddenly stood up and said.

"No, it's only a half-hour walk from here to my dormitory. Lu Yifan said with a smile.

"No, I have to send you!" Bai Fengjiu suddenly said nervously.

"Why?" Lu Yifan asked knowingly.

"Because...... Because...... Today is my east, how can there be any reason to let the guests walk back? You can take my car and go with peace of mind!" Bai Fengjiu lied lamely.

Lu Yifan said in his heart: "Little sample, don't you just want to see my jokes with your own eyes! It just so happens that the master also wants to see what you are like in a while! Since you want to send me, Lao Tzu can't ask for it!"

"Nacheng, please let you drive me. Lu Yifan said with a smile.

"Hey, okay! No problem! Let's go, get in the car!" Bai Fengjiu saw that Lu Yifan agreed, and said with a smile.

Lu Yifan got into Bai Fengjiu's limited edition Maserati sports car, Bai Fengjiu roared excitedly and moved the car.

This Maserati sports car is really not covered, Bai Fengjiu stepped on the accelerator, and the car easily reached one hundred and seventy yards, and it sped like a rocket.

This stupid girl was so happy in her heart that the car didn't even go around, so she drove directly to the beach in the suburbs.

If it is a foreigner, it may not be able to see it, but Lu Yifan, a purebred Jiangdong native, how can he not know the route?

But he pretended to be asleep, closed his eyes, and did not speak.

When Lu Yifan opened his eyes, the car had already driven to the path on the edge of the wild beach in the suburbs without any street lights.

Lu Yifan looked out the window, there was really no place in front of the village and no store in the back of the village.

Not even a ghost!

If he really did this poison, the ambulance wouldn't have come!

But fortunately, Lu Yifan is an immortal cultivator, as long as it is not highly poisonous, he can save it, so he is not afraid of Bai Fengjiu's death, so let her continue to drive.

After driving for another fifteen minutes, Lu Yifan felt a little too bored, so he said, "Hey, where are you going? This is not the way back to Jiangda!"

When Bai Fengjiu heard this, he couldn't help but smile coldly: "That's right, this is the Huangquan Road that sent you to see Lord Yama!"

Lu Yifan pretended to change his face and said, "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? Lu Yifan, I really wanted to apologize to you today.

But I didn't expect you to do such a shameful thing to a woman in that hotel!

It's been five hours to do it, and I haven't even let go of other people's chrysanthemums!

If I don't give you some color to see, you pervert will definitely become more and more arrogant!" Bai Fengjiu said angrily.

I did it for a long time, it turned out to be because of this!

Lu Yifan covered his forehead and said speechlessly: "Do you know who that woman is, you are messing around like this? Hey, forget it, hurry up and stop and turn around and go back! It will be too late for a while!"

Now that he knew that Bai Fengjiu had misunderstood, Lu Yifan naturally wouldn't mind.

When he said this, he wanted Bai Fengjiu to go to the hospital quickly.

"You think it's beautiful!" Bai Fengjiu smiled smugly, "Hmph, I just put a powerful laxative in your wine!"

Even a cow can pull a dose of prostration!

And I didn't even lose any paper in the car!

hia，hia，hia~~~~~

The dignified Lu Yifan, Fan Ye, would squat on the edge of the wild sea with his bare butt for a night because he had no tissue, and he couldn't even lift his pants because of prostration!

If this spreads, tsk, you will lose face!"

Lu Yifan covered his forehead and said extremely speechlessly: "I said, turn around and go back! It's still too late to go to the hospital!"

"Impossible! I won't go back if I am killed!" Bai Fengjiu said viciously.

However, then, Bai Fengjiu said strangely: "Why hasn't your medicinal effect been done yet? It stands to reason that at this time, you should have done it!"

Lu Yifan looked at Bai Fengjiu's face that had begun to change color, and knew that the powerful laxative had already been done on her, so he said solemnly: "You stupid girl, who are you trying to fool with that little trick?"

I just dropped our wine glasses, and you drank the drugged wine!"

When Bai Fengjiu heard this, he slammed on the brakes, pointed at Lu Yifan with his finger with a pale face, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... When are you ...... How is that possible? I ...... I ......"

"Have you forgotten that I said there was a flying saucer outside the window, and I dropped the bag at that time.

I've been urging you to hurry back since just now, and you're fine, step on the accelerator, and drive the car here.

Now it's okay, and I don't have to go to the hospital. I didn't even have any paper on me!" Lu Yifan said mockingly in Bai Fengjiu's tone.

"You...... You're so despicable!"

The medicinal properties were done, Bai Fengjiu covered his stomach, and said sadly: "Count you ruthless! Let's see! I told you Lu Yifan, one day, I will ...... Oops......"

Before the cruel words were finished, Bai Fengjiu finally couldn't help it, and snorted a loud big stinky fart!

Her otherwise pale face immediately flushed with shame.

"Emma, I can't stand it, someone has gassed !! kill lewdness~~~ stinky to death~~~~"

Lu Yifan hurriedly rolled the window and covered his nose exaggeratedly and mocked.

Bai Fengjiu finally cried out.

While wiping her tears, she said viciously: "Lu Yifan, don't be complacent, I will definitely not ......"

Puff~~~Puff~~~Puff~~~~

After three loud stinky farts in a row, Bai Fengjiu finally collapsed!

I opened the window and rushed to the beach.

There was only a series of "poof" fart sounds in the air.

(End of chapter)

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