At six o'clock in the evening, the weather was fine, and in the airport, a team of aunts and tour groups were chattering and waiting for their luggage to be checked.

At this time, Bai Maruko, who was dressed in uniform and pretended to be an airport staff, walked into the group of aunts with a smile and asked with a smile: "May I ask if you have an aunt named Jin Lian here?"

"Who's your aunt, you're the aunt!" An aunt with a hot wavy curl stood up and pointed at the white pills and scolded.

Bai Maruzi was hooked, so he didn't rush or be in a hurry, took out a photo with a smile on his face, compared it carefully with Jin Lian, and then said in a sweet voice: "Sister, I'm really sorry, I think our staff must have made a mistake in recording your information." You look like a young woman in your early thirties. ”

After that, he looked down at the paper again, and muttered in a low voice: "These people are really, how can they write their age as more than 60 years old, it's ridiculous, you must reflect to your superiors when you go back!"

When she heard this, she suddenly smiled, and the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes were all squeezed together.

"Yo, little girl, you can talk!"

Shiramaruko: "What's the matter, I'm just telling the truth." Sister, are you the Golden Lotus?"

"yes, what's the matter?"

Shiramaruko smiled apologetically, and then said, "That's right, you have found contraband in your checked baggage, so we may need you to come with us." ”

Jin Lian's face turned blue suddenly, and she said in shock: "It's impossible, right?

After listening to the aunts on the side, they also began to echo your words and me.

"Yes, yes, we are all law-abiding citizens, how can there be contraband?"

"It can't be the last thing I bought at the adult store, right?" A fat aunt on the side, who was covered with gold jewelry and had a fat head and big ears, asked cautiously.

Bai Maruko turned his head to look at the fat aunt, and the golden light flashed all over his body, almost blinding the audience.

Zhang Zizai hid not far away and whispered: "This aunt is also powerful enough, just give yourself a golden body."

Leon: "Don't you know? That fat aunt is a celebrity!

Zhang Zizai was puzzled: "Who? Why don't I know him?"

Leon: "She's the head of the legendary Big Mom Golden Regiment." ”

Me: "Aunt Jin?" I only know about the local tyrant gold, when did there be another aunt gold?"

Seeing the big question mark on Zhang Zizai's face, the foreign Taoist priest explained with a cold face: "It's terrible to be uneducated, Aunt Jintuan means those middle-aged women who go to all over the world to buy gold frantically. ”

Zhang Zizai was surprised: "How do you know everything?"

Leon said proudly: "Of course, knowing oneself and knowing that the other is invincible, we have collected all the information, and even these aunts have investigated it clearly!"

Zhang Zizai was speechless by Leon, so he had to retort: "Isn't it just a confession, as for the whole thing, it's like filming, so many bridges?"

Leon pouted: "What do you know, what you want to confess is not pomp, but the feeling of heartbeat."

Bai Maruko uses a lot of tricks, just to make Jin Lian have all kinds of mood swings, and wait until the moment when her psychological defense line is about to collapse, and then make a romantic confession with a big reversal, so that it is easier to capture the other party's heart!"

"Uh...... Is that okay?"

Foreign Taoist: "Look at what I'm doing! I don't need this!"

Also, with his face, he can already have mood swings, and he doesn't need to fix what he has or doesn't have.

While chatting with a few people, Bai Maruko had already succeeded and successfully tricked Jin Lian out of the tour group.

Bai Maruko passed by a few people and quietly made a V-shaped gesture.

Leon patted Ao Bing: "It's your turn!"

Ao Bing adjusted the borrowed police uniform, and said heroically: "Don't worry, I am the best at interrogating criminals! ”

Zhang Zizai looked at Ao Bing, who was rubbing his fists and palms, and sighed helplessly.

It seems that the second step plan is about to fail in his hands. I have said a long time ago that this kind of important role should be played by myself, and it is left to this person who lacks a string in his brain, and he can definitely only sit and wait for the goofs to be discovered.

Although, Zhang Zizai also admitted what they said, even if he wears a police uniform, he can't change his obscene image, but who said that the police can't be obscene?

A stupid person like Ao Bing can be a policeman, why can't he do it himself?

When I thought of the role assignment meeting just now, I was angry! Everyone played an important role in this confession drama, but he was the only one who was assigned to the props group.

Which protagonist looks like a prop?!

Leon: "Like!"

Ao Bing: "It's true!"

Priest: "Mo Motor!" (No problem)"

After a while, Bai Maruko took Jin Lian into the second scene arranged by everyone.

Shiramaruko motioned for her to wait there for a moment, and then stepped in small steps to the front of the group.

Not to mention, this little girl really has a little taste when she wears a uniform.

Ao Bing saw that Bai Maruko was done, so he walked into the room in three steps and two steps, and began his drama.

"Name!"

"You ask me, don't you know who I am, and you're bringing me here?" Jin Lian said with a reluctant expression.

Ao Bing slammed the table and said loudly: "Don't be flamboyant! Believe it or not, I'll detain you for 48 hours first!"

Jin Lian listened, little ...... Uh, the old face is pale. Obediently report your name.

Ao Bing smiled proudly at everyone and continued to interrogate.

Ten minutes later, everyone in the aunt's tour group waited in no hurry and ran in a team to find Jin Lian.

Shiramaruko: "It's coming, Leon, it's time to betray your hue!"

Hearing this, the two stood up and walked towards the aunt group in a chic manner.

"Comrade, our plane is about to take off, why hasn't this Jin Lian sister come out yet?"

The foreign Taoist priest showed a charming smile and looked at the glittering fat aunt affectionately: "Don't worry, you board the plane first, there shouldn't be any big problems." ”

Auntie: "But ......"

Leon stood up, put his hand lightly on his aunt's shoulder, and said gently: "Trust us, she will be fine." ”

The aunt was instantly bumped into by the two flirtatious deer, and the heart that was originally worried about her companion had also flown to the clouds, leaving only the girl's shyness, bowing her head, and saying in a snort: "Okay, people believe that you won't lie to others." ”

Zhang Zizi looked at all this dumbfounded: "Is this okay?"

Shiramaruko sighed: "You will never understand this era of eating with your face.

"This is too, they can just glance at it and touch it, so that these old aunts can even ignore their companions?"

As if confirming Zhang Zizai's words, when the aunt was halfway through, she turned back and trotted all the way to the two: "That, why don't you leave me a contact information?"

I don't mean anything else, I'm just worried that if something happens to her, I'll be able to contact you. ”

Leon smiled slightly, squeezed Auntie's hand, and wrote a string of numbers in her palm: "This is my number." ”

The aunt was so soft by his movements that she almost fainted on the spot.

After Leon finished writing, he took out a tissue from his pocket and handed it over: "Wipe it, the saliva is dripping on the clothes." ”

The aunt came to her senses and ran to board the plane shyly.

And Jin Lian, who was being interrogated by Ao Bing with a black face, was still kept in the dark, but she didn't know that she was commensurate with her sisters every day, and the little friends who danced square dances together all day long had ruthlessly abandoned themselves for the contact information of the two handsome guys.

The foreign Taoist priest smiled proudly: "How about it, I still have two brushes, right?"

Zhang Zizi said disdainfully: "Yes, with a face that anyone who looks at it and suspects that it is the reincarnation of Zhong Kui, if you can't even charm your aunt and aunt, wouldn't you be blind in vain!"

The foreign Taoist priest was picked up by Zhang Zizai, and his angry face was red and white.

"Are there still a few paper figures in our store that haven't been thrown away?"

Zhang Zizai: "That's right, didn't you say that it was a masterpiece left by your master, let me help you collect it in the warehouse?"

Foreign Taoist: "A lot of dust has fallen, right?"

Zhang Zizai: "It should be." ”

Foreign Taoist: "Go back to the store and wash all the paper people and horses for me!"

"How do you wash the paper figures?

"If it were that easy, why should I hire you?"

"Why do you want to communiqué personal vendetta! Lao Tzu resigned and quit!"