Chapter 148: The Essence of the Play!
There is no pure friendship between men and women.
This statement is true.
Zhang Zizai thinks that he and Bai Maruko can be regarded as "revolutionary comrades" who have experienced countless battles together, even if they do not raise the giant sail of friendship, they must have a small boat that can swing their oars.
As a result, this friendship boat capsized as soon as it was said, and Shiramaruko sold herself like this.
Zhang Zizai squatted at the door and smoked a cigarette, sulking while holding a bag on his head.
If it weren't for the fact that the foreign Taoist priest couldn't stand it and stopped it in time, he might have been beaten by this Huang family.
Bai Maruko walked out and handed Zhang a hot towel with a smile: "How is it?
Zhang Zizi turned around and pointed his ass at her.
"Don't be so stingy, I'm not kidding you. ”
"Are you kidding?"
"Who knew you were so vegetable, you are also a heavenly master, and you can't even beat a cripple!"
"Nonsense, you hold my hand, I don't need a wooden man!"
Bai Maruko sneered: "Okay, okay, it's a big deal, I'll give you back your hard drive." ”
"Really?"
Shiramaruko took out two hard drives from her bag and held them in her hands: "But you have to promise me, don't be angry." ”
"What are you angry about, who are the two of us!"
Zhang Zizi took the hard drive and immediately turned his sadness into joy.
Five minutes later, a deafening roar came from the hotel: "Bai Maruko! You changed my goddess to GDG cross talk! Lao Tzu is not finished with you!"
......
On the second day, several people moved places and changed to a hotel.
According to what the dead cripple said, after Yu Gongzi came to the Northeast, he quickly became one with Huang Debiao, who had the same smell, and he had been calculating how to find these people for revenge for the past few days.
And he was the "first stop" who was fooled by the two.
"Sister, I'm looking for you, but you know that the other seven Earth Immortals are all closer to Huang Debiao, and they are all on their way back to the Northeast now, and they will definitely make trouble for you when the time comes!"
The foreign Taoist priest was not afraid: "Who dares to find trouble with hunger?
"Can you do it another way?" Ao Bing retorted.
Foreign Taoist: "Okay, then play and pump their tendons!"
Ao Bing: "Uh...... Change it again. ”
Zhang Zizai said speechlessly: "Okay, okay, the strong dragon doesn't suppress the head snake, let's not make trouble, in my opinion, let's hurry up and do the confession task for Chen Weimin, it's better to go back to our house quickly." ”
Foreign Taoist: "Hammer!"
......
After several people finished discussing, they began to prepare.
Maruko and Leon are in charge of finding out about the "goddess", and the two of them are good at gathering information.
Uh, Bai Maruko is better at it, Lyon forget it, that trip to Taiwan is still fresh in Zhang Zizi's memory.
Yang Daoshi, Ao Bing and himself took Chen Weimin to arrange the scene and rehearse the plot, so that his confession could be "a blockbuster".
Ao Bing rented a large theater, which was filled with flowers and balloons, which was extremely romantic.
"What's your goddess's name, shall we give her a banner?"
"She's called Jin Lian!"
Zhang Zizai finally understood why Chen Weimin, an old pervert, would compare her with those female * talents.
"Yes, this name is really worthy of you!"
After speaking, Zhang Zizai wrote a few big words on the banner.
"Goddess Pan, I love you!"
Old pervert: "Who is Goddess Pan?"
Zhang Zizai: "Isn't it Jin Lian?"
The old pervert roared angrily: "Get out! My goddess's surname is Jin, and my name is Lian!"
Zhang Zizai: "......"
Several people were busy, and when they finally arranged the venue, Shiramaruko called.
Zhang Zizai: "Found her?"
Shiramaruko: "I found it, but now something is wrong." ”
"What's the problem?"
"She's signed up for a tour and she's leaving here soon!"
"Isn't it?
Ao Bing pondered for a while, and said, "It's okay, I can rent this theater all the time, and I will ...... it when she comes back."
This theater is more than 30,000 yuan a day! If you have that spare money, you might as well give it to yourself!
"I'm afraid it's not okay, don't wait for Pan ......"
"Kim! not Pan!"
"Okay, don't wait for Miss Jin, but wait for those seven earth immortals first!"
The eight generals of the Huang family are not joking.
Each of them has the true inheritance of the Eight Immortals, and the combat power of a dead lame man is already half a catty and eight taels with that of a foreign Taoist, and if the remaining seven are shot at several people at the same time, Zhang Zizi feels that the probability of surviving may be less than 0.001%.
Therefore, I can't stay here longer, now I can only race against time and quickly solve Chen Weimin's "confession" wish.
"Maruko, what time are they on the plane?"
"It's past eight o'clock in the evening, what's wrong?"
Ao Bing interjected: "It's only four o'clock, why don't we go to the airport and confess there?"
Zhang Zizi rolled his eyes: "What, do you still want to rent the airport? Do you think money is everything?"
Money is really everything.
Ao Bing did not rent the airport, but he did rent several lounges in the airport.
This is also thanks to Zhao Xiaoyu's help.
Because the airport here was built by her family.
"I don't even know how to thank you. ”
"Thank me, you didn't even have time to thank me last time!"
On the other end of the phone, Zhao Xiaoyu's crisp voice came. Like a silver bell, it is extremely beautiful.
Zhang Zizai reacted at this time, the last time a few people sneaked into Yu Gongzi's villa, it seemed that they agreed to Zhao Xiaoyu to invite her back to dinner, but it has been delayed until now.
"Don't worry, you won't forget this time!"
Zhao Xiaoyu said happily: "A word is a certainty!"
......
After it was done, several people hurried to the airport to set it up, and Shiramaruko also came to meet them.
Seeing that a few people were busy transporting flowers and balloons to the airport, Bai Maruko frowned and stopped: "What are you doing?"
Zhang Zizi raised his head: "Isn't this to confess? How can we do without these things? We are going to fill those lounges and then ...... again."
Bai Maruko said speechlessly: "Dead straight man cancer!
Zhang Zizai: "Is it vulgar? Isn't confession like this?"
Shiramaruko: "No wonder you've been single...... Hurry up and get rid of all of this, you guys can stay where it's cool, I'll leave it to me here!"
Several people were disgusted by Bai Maruko, and they were assigned to the side to be spectators, and everyone watched her busy, and after a while, all the preparations were done.
After the matter was half-settled, Shiramaruko clapped her hands, walked over to everyone, and handed everyone a few pieces of A4 paper.
"Follow this process in a while, you guys hurry up and familiarize yourself with the lines!"
Zhang Zizai stared at the "script" in his hand and admired Bai Wanzi.
In the future, I really have to stay away from this woman, a simple confession can play so many flowers, it's really a drama!