Chapter 556: Why Do I Have a Jet Black Bushy Head?

Zheng Liying soon finished taking a photo with black and white impermanence.

She thinks that these two clown actors are very good, with realistic expressions and a strong scary momentum.

"Brother Lu Ping, do you want to be one with them, and I'll shoot it for you. Zheng Liying took the mobile phone from Lu Ping's hand, looked through the photos she had just taken, and couldn't help but laugh. The effect is good, and you will definitely get a lot of likes by posting a circle of friends.

Lu Ping shook his head: "I won't shoot it, if I shoot it, it will make them uglier." ”

Zheng Liying was suddenly stunned for a moment, looked at the window with broken glass, and said thoughtfully: "No, why did they climb in through the window just now? ”

That's when she reacted?

Lu Ping prevaricated: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I called them over, in fact, I wanted them to change a few pieces of glass for me, how can I change the glass if I don't break it?"

Zheng Liying asked again: "Then why did they climb the window?"

"Because ......," Lu Ping said weakly, "they overhauled the sewer pipe outside. ”

Zheng Liying was stunned: "They still repair sewers, brother, aren't you joking with me?"

"Okay sister, let's go home early, I'll take them to find ...... Go buy glass. Lu Ping stretched out his finger and pointed at the black and white impermanence, and then said, "Your father should have news soon, you just wait at home." ”

Zheng Liying pouted a little reluctantly: "That...... Then I'll go first. ”

Black and white impermanence looked at each other, feeling as if they had been teased, and their faces bloomed one after another.

"Go, where to go, you have to stay!" Hei Wuchang took a step forward and wanted to go over to control Zheng Liying.

Bai Wuchang smiled coldly: "Big beauty, come here, Brother Bai is rare for you." ”

Zheng Liying turned her head and touched the black and white impermanence of her eyes, and couldn't help but feel inexplicably frightened, how could the more she looked at them, the more terrifying they became, this cruel and treacherous gaze, with bloodthirsty elements, didn't look like a performance at all.

Lu Ping stretched out his hand and urged: "Sister, don't be afraid, they are joking with you, they are looking at your beauty." Go home. ”

Hei Wuchang frowned: "Who was joking with her?"

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Do you still want to see the mysterious person?"

"I ...... Then, let her go!" Black Impermanence quickly distinguished the priorities, temporarily restraining the urge to pick up the girl.

Zheng Liying waved her hand at the black and white impermanence and said, "Brother Hei, Brother Bai, goodbye, your looks are really ...... Much like the ...... on TV No, it's more like black and white impermanence than it is on TV. ”

After going out, the little girl was inexplicably frightened.

I, a tenant named Lu Ping, is really a strange person.

And he also has two strange friends, they are really scary.

It's like just riding a roller coaster.

Zheng Liying's heart was still rippling with nervous feelings.

"! Have you had enough fun?" Hei Wuchang stared at Lu Ping hysterically, his eyes exuding bursts of breathtaking brilliance: "If it weren't for the leniency of your confession that you promised to betray the mysterious man...... In terms of attitude, I would have cut you a long time ago!"

Lu Ping smiled: "What you said has a problem with the grammar. ”

Bai Wuchang said a little impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and take us to meet the mysterious person." Don't blame us for not reminding you, if you dare to play any tricks, I'll kill you!"

Hei Wuchang took the opportunity to stuff another handful of soybeans into his mouth, gathering momentum.

He wanted to show his mouth spray in front of Lu Ping and shock him.

Let's see if he dares to play tricks.

"Lao Bai, look at that lamp!" Hei Wuchang glanced at the row of four small LED lights on the roof in front of him, and smiled slightly.

Bai Wuchang patted him on the shoulder and urged: "Your trick is really amazing, I can't even learn it." ”

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

Black Impermanence pursed his lips and squirted out four soybeans in a row.

Soybeans squirted out of his mouth, are they still soybeans? That's a bullet!

When Hei Wuchang first saw Hou Shijie, he once used a few soft chicken eyes to spray a string of chandeliers in his house, which directly shocked him.

Soybeans are hard objects, which are naturally more lethal.

But actually.

Black and white impermanence did not wait for the sound of LED lights popping.

Well?

What's the situation?

Bai Wuchang looked up at it, and couldn't help but criticize: "What's wrong with you, old black, you haven't sprayed a single one?"

Hei Wuchang said with an embarrassed face: "I'm also very puzzled, even if there is a mistake, it is impossible...... It's impossible to miss, and I'll hit a target smaller than that. ”

Bai Wuchang said: "Could it be that you have sores in your mouth that affect the launch trajectory?"

Hei Wuchang glared at him: "It's a fart sore, my mouth is well protected." ”

Bai Wuchang sneered: "Butt sores, that's called hemorrhoids, right?"

Black Impermanence: "......"

The two were talking, but they saw that Lu Ping had disappeared.

"Come out! Come out for me! Can you run under our noses? Dare to run, skin you. Hei Impermanence reined in his emotions and shouted.

A voice came from the bathroom: "Can't you go to the toilet first?"

"Oh, people go to the toilet, it seems to be an honest person. Hei Wuchang took the lead in sitting on the sofa, turned his head and asked, "Poop or urine?"

The bathroom responded: "It depends on what you like to eat." ”

"I wipe, he scolds me?" Black Impermanence was annoyed, and he rushed over to cut him.

Bai Wuchang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Calm down! Anyway, there is a lot of time tonight, and when we get rid of that mysterious person, we can torture him as much as we want." ”

Hei Impermanence calmed his anger for a moment: "That's too. ”

in the bathroom.

Lu Ping spread out his palm, holding four hard soybeans inside.

After all, it squirted out of the mouth of the big, and it was inevitable that there would be some psychological nausea.

Lu Ping flushed them down the toilet, then soaped them and washed his hands vigorously several times before he would give up.

in the living room.

Black and white impermanence sat on the sofa very incongruously.

"That girl was a pity just now, and I planned to do it with her. Hei Wuchang said with a regretful face.

Bai Wuchang lashed, "Look at your little bit of talent. When the mysterious person is dealt with, then Hou Gongzi will definitely have more rewards, what woman can't he find?"

Hei Wuchang nodded: "That Hou Shijie is not a stingy person, he just rewarded me with a car." It was ...... that day Hehe, I also rewarded the two beauties of us, and I was so energetic that I was bleeding. ”

Bai Wuchang sighed lightly: "It's a pity that the second master is not good at this, he doesn't like women himself, he feels as if all men in the world don't like women, alas, we did such a thing for him, everyone has been killed, and he will reward a few packs of cigarettes at most." ”

Hei Wuchang said: "Do you dare to say bad things about Second Master Hu behind your back? Have you forgotten the fate of the pillar?"

Bai Wuchang reflexively covered his mouth, and was shocked.

Oh, yes.

Hu Erye's methods, ghosts are afraid.

At this time.

Lu Ping walked out of the bedroom with a mountain runner on his back.

Black and white impermanence glanced at each other, and always felt that something was wrong.

"You...... What are you carrying a bag for? What are you so ...... about" The black hand slapped the sofa, stared at his eyebrows and scolded: "You think I'm taking you on a trip?" This is to take you to the mystery man!"

Lu Ping explained: "The place we are going to is a barren mountain, and there is a wild Polygonum multiflorum on the mountain, so I want to dig some water and drink it by the way." ”

"Barren Mountain, Barren Mountain?" said Hei Wuchang with a raised head, "Don't tell me, that mysterious man lives on a barren mountain. You...... What the hell are you kid up to?"

Lu Ping said: "He does live on that barren mountain. ”

"!" Hei Wuchang stood up abruptly and said sharply, "Can there be people living on the barren mountain?"

Bai Wuchang followed and said: "Nima's, immortal cultivator? He is an immortal cultivator, and the mountain is full of spiritual energy?

Hei Wuchang turned his head and said, "He can't do anything." ”

Bai Wuchang asked rhetorically: "Then what if he fooled us into running for nothing, our time is so precious." ”

"Does he have the guts?" Hei Wuchang sneered, and warned Lu Ping: "I can warn you, you say that he lives in a barren mountain, then we will believe you." But if you don't see him there, hmph, we'll kill you and bury you. ”

Bai Wuchang said coldly: "The barren mountain is a good place to kill people and bury corpses. ”

"Why am I lying to you? I rarely deceive people, let alone ghosts. Lu Ping smiled and said, "You may not know that there are many desolate graves and souls on that mountain, so the He Shou Wu there grows big and good. He Shou Wu is a good thing. Nourish yin and yang, why do I have black and dense black hair, is that I often soak it in water and drink it......"

Hei Wuchang asked hysterically, "That is to say, you have a soft spot for He Shou Wu?"

Lu Ping nodded: "It's okay." ”

Black Impermanence emphasized: "That's good. If you dare to lie to us, then we will let you sleep with He Shou Wu on the mountain!"

Bai Wuchang scratched his palms on the side, and the force of the volley made people tremble.

His claws are amazing.

It's like an excavator.

"By the way, you broke both of my window glasses, do you have to pay for it first?" Lu Ping suddenly questioned their conscience when he was about to go out.

Hei Wuchang looked dazed, he couldn't even feel this great danger?

"Let's talk about it later! Get the mystery man first, it's easy to say anything. Bai Wuchang was also speechless. Nima's, it's unknown whether you can live tonight, and you dare to ask for compensation?

Lu Ping said reluctantly: "Then if you don't compensate, I won't take you there." ”

"You...... Why don't you toast and don't eat and drink!See that I don't ......," and Hei Impermanence wanted to rush up and use force again.

Bai Wuchang stopped him again, leaned into Hei Wuchang's ear and whispered, "Anyway, I don't have a lot of money, let's give it to him first." Anyway, we'll have the final say, understand?"

Hei Wuchang restrained his anger and nodded.

And then.

Add WeChat, transfer.

Although it is not much, only 5,000 yuan, it is definitely enough to change two pieces of glass.

Then Lu Ping sat in the Toyota Prado that was driven by black and white impermanence, the night was vast, and the black impermanence drove wildly.

There are many vehicles and pedestrians on the road.

Lu Ping looked at the bustling city of Yongzhou and was full of emotion.

in this world.

There are always some people who are wasting their time.

Do not value the lives of others, nor do you value your own.

Recalling everything that happened in Songjia Village, as well as the 'impermanent brother' in the mouth of the evil Yang Blind Man, Lu Ping felt that the relationship between Qingfeng Tang and Yang Blind and Dingsheng Real Estate should be clearer. Then, give them a ride free of charge.

In a reverie, the car had left the city and drove to the southern mountains.

Look at it from afar.

Barren mountains that are either lonely or connected.

It's like a graveyard with no rules or rules.

Regarding the statement about He Shou Wu on the barren mountain, Lu Ping also saw it from the forum when he was on the Internet.

After all, he has a special affection for wild plants like He Shou Wu.

Back in the day.

In that mysterious Aripulush mountain.

The bad old man likes to go to the mountains to dig He Shou Wu, dry it and soak it in water to drink.

Over time, his original white hair began to turn black on a large scale, and he became younger and younger.

Lu Ping felt that no matter what he achieved later, he could not get rid of the influence of the old man on him. Whether it is his words and deeds, or his style of acting, he is largely emulating him.

It is normal for a disciple to think of his master.

Between thoughts.

At the foot of the mountain.

Lu Ping pointed to the barren mountain in front of him and said, "Do you see it, it's that one!" Seeing the trail in front of us, turn right, and we have to go up on foot. ”

"Are you sure?, the mysterious man is on this mountain?" Black Impermanence turned his head to look at Lu Ping, and slowed down the speed of the car at the same time.

Lu Ping nodded: "Sure and sure." ”

Can you be sure?

Where is Lu Ping?

The mystery man will be there.