The clerk was depressed, he had been robbed twice today. To be precise, it was a fake robbery that was mistaken for a robbery and a real robbery that was mistaken for a robbery.

The clerk felt that his thoughts were a little tongue-twisting, and he was dizzy in the circle.

So, she decided not to think about it anymore, and with a look at her eyelids, she fainted decisively.

Seeing that the clerk fainted, the knife-wielding man turned his head and aimed the dagger at Zhang Zizai and the others.

The foreign Taoist priest frowned coldly at this moment, and reached into his pocket to prepare to take out the spirit talisman.

Seeing this, the knife-wielding man shouted, "Don't move!"

Zhang Zizai said with a smile: "Big brother, you are a knife, not a gun, it's useless to stand so far away and point at us." ”

The knife-wielding man sneered: "You underestimate me too much, I'm not an ordinary knife, it's a flying knife." ”

Foreign Taoist: "Then you should fly one and I'll take a look." ”

The man with the knife was stunned, he Li squatted and walked the rivers and lakes for so many years, there were not a hundred or eighty gold shops that had been robbed, and there were not a thousand but eight hundred flies nailed under the flying knife. Today, someone dares to be so arrogant in front of him. This is obviously not to give himself face, such a person does not give him a little bit of power, how will he mix in the rivers and lakes in the future.

So, Li squatted and aimed at the thigh of the foreign Taoist without saying a word, and the flying knife came out of his hand.

Unhurried, the foreign priest took a step to the right with a dodge, and the flying knife grazed the root of his thigh, nailing straight into the counter behind him.

Li Squatted didn't expect that the other party was actually a practitioner, his brows furrowed slightly, and he said: "It's not bad, you can actually dodge my little Li Flying Knife." ”

The foreign Taoist sneered: "You're done flying, isn't it time for me to fly?" Then, he put his hand in his pocket and took it out.

Li Squatting's face tightened, staring at the hand of the foreign Taoist.

A minute later, the foreign Taoist priest pulled out his hand in embarrassment: "I changed my clothes in the morning, and I forgot to bring my guy." ”

Li squatted and laughed, unfolding his suit, which was lined with two rows of flying knives of different sizes. "Do you want Lao Tzu to borrow a few from you?"

Foreign Taoist: "That's fine." ”

Zhang Zizi sighed, took out his mobile phone and handed it to the foreign Taoist: "Use this, it's much better than your broken notes." ”

The foreign Taoist priest had seen the power of Zhang Zizai's mobile phone, and he used this mobile phone to smash his peach wood sword that day.

He took the phone, thanked Zhang Zizai, turned his head and said, "Okay, it's my turn this time, right?"

Li squatted and laughed: "What do you want to do with a broken mobile phone?

The foreign Taoist sneered and said: "You are too underestimate me, I am not an ordinary mobile phone, it is an airplane!"

After speaking, the mobile phone came out of his hand and went straight to the door of the knife-wielding man.

Li squatted and smiled contemptuously, took out a throwing knife and shot it at the phone.

The flying knife in his hand is made of stainless steel, not to mention a mobile phone, even if it is an airplane, it can give him a cool heart.

As a result, Li's squatting flying knife and the foreign Taoist's plane collided passionately in the air.

The flying knife broke off in response, but the plane continued to castrate, and hit the door of Li Squatting in front of him.

Li squatted and fell to the ground.

The foreign Taoist priest looked at Li squatting on the ground, smacked his lips and said, "I forgot to tell you, my plane...... It's Xiao Li's father's plane. ”

......

Li Banban was standing on the table with his bag on his back to dismantle the monitor, and he didn't care about the noise of the few people below.

He still has confidence in Li's squatting skills.

But at this moment, Li Squatting, the king of hidden weapons, actually fell, and was knocked down by a mobile phone that was not even a hidden weapon.

Li Banban was very angry, he jumped off the table, put his backpack on the ground and walked towards the foreign Taoist priest, and said viciously: "You beat my senior brother?"

Foreign priest: "Yes." ”

Li Banban: "Very good, let me tell you, you have provoked the wrong person." ”

Zhang Zizai said with a smile: "This sentence shouldn't be said by us, right? ”

Li Banban snorted coldly: "I'm going to use my acupoint hand to fill 108 pain points all over your body today, so that you can know what pain is!"

After speaking, Li Banban clenched his hands into fists, stretched out his middle finger and index finger together, jumped up high with his whole body, and shouted in the air: "Press the temple chakra to scrape the eye sockets!"

The foreign Taoist squat, Li Banban swept over his head and hit the counter straight. There was a clattering sound, and the glass shattered to the ground.

Li Banban kicked his legs and didn't wake up.

Zhang Zizai glanced at Li Banban lying on the ground, and said helplessly: "This glass was broken by you, we won't pay for it." ”

The man watching the wind at the door saw that the two inside were put down one after another before they could face each other, knowing that they had encountered a hard stubble today, so they turned around and ran away without saying a word, and disappeared without a trace.

The foreign Taoist clapped his hands, pointed to the two lying on the ground and said, "Guapi!" (fool)"

Zhang Zizai walked up to Li Squatting, picked up his mobile phone and put it in his pocket.

When I raised my eyes, I saw the backpack that Li Banban threw on the ground just now, and I picked it up and opened it to see that it was filled with all kinds of gold, silver and jewelry.

Zhang Zizai exclaimed: "This is a fortune! How much are so many things worth? With these treasures, wouldn't I be able to eat pancakes and fruits in the future?"

Foreign Daoist and Jiu'er stared at Zhang Zizai, smiling and not speaking.

Zhang Zizai: "What do you see me doing? Am I pursuing too low......? Together?"

The foreign Taoist priest pointed at Zhang Zizai and said, "It's more melon skin than the nest." (stupider than those two)"

Jiu'er smiled: "These things are all stolen goods, and they can't be touched." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Stolen goods?"

Jiu'er: "If you guess correctly, these people are the gold robbers who are wanted by the whole network, Li Squatting and Li Banban, and the one who escaped should be Li Fangfang." These people have a little bit of kung fu, wandering around to commit crimes, and have looted many shops. I didn't expect to meet us here today...... These estimates are what they looted, and they will have to be handed over in a moment, and I will call the police now. ”

As a result, before I could take out the phone and broadcast the number, I heard someone shouting at the door: "Don't move, you are surrounded by me!"

Zhang Zizai looked back, and a young man with sharp edges and clear eyebrows appeared at the door wearing a security uniform.

"You are?"

"Shhhh

Zhang Zizai watched him approach him step by step with a blindfolded face, and then quickly took out a short rope from his waist and tied his hands.

Zhang Zizai: "Big brother, what do you mean?"

The man said with a straight face: "I have already called the police, don't try to escape, the police will be there soon!"

Zhang Zizai: "Call the police?"

The man pointed to the bag in Zhang Zizai's hand and nodded: "You have the right to be silent, but what you say ...... will break your silence. ”

Zhang Zizai was speechless and said, "Then do I say it or not?"

The man tilted his head and thought, "Let's talk about it." ”

Zhang Zizai got straight to the point: "I'm not a robber. ”

The man pointed to the bag in Zhang Zizai's hand: "The human and material evidence are all there." ”

Zhang Zizai: "These are the two who are lying down." ”

The man said, "How can that bag be in your hand?"

Zhang Zizai: "If I say I just pick it up and see if you believe it?"

The man shook his head.

Zhang Zizi was powerless to defend, so he had to turn his eyes for help to the foreign Taoist priest and Sister Jiu'er, and the two turned their heads and pretended not to know him.

These two beasts!

Seeing that Zhang Zizi didn't speak, the man pulled him up and was about to go out. At this time, the clerk who fainted on the ground happened to wake up. Zhang Zizi seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and hurriedly said to the man: "Big brother, if you don't believe it, you can ask her, she is your clerk here!"

The man looked like a clerk: "Is he a robber?"

Clerk: "He's a robber." ”

Man: "What else do you have to say?"

Zhang Zizai: "Sister, don't take you to be so tricky." ”

The clerk stopped the man and said, "You caught the wrong person, he is not a fake robber....... Well, those two on the ground aren't robbers...... No, no, those two on the ground are fake robbers........ Wait, I'm a little dizzy, you let me take care of it. ”

The clerk rubbed his head for a long time, and finally remembered the content that had been around him before: "He is a fake robber who I mistook for a robber, and the two people on the ground are real robbers who I mistook for not robbers! Well, this time it's right!"

The man had a question mark on his face: "That means that all three of them are robbers?"

Clerk: "Yes...... No, there are three robbers, but he's not the third, he's the first!"

Man: "Is there a difference?"

Clerk: "Of course there is, the first one is a robber who mistakes it for a robber, and the second one is...... No, no, I'm a little dizzy again. ”

Seeing that the two of them were entangled there, Jiu'er stood up and said with a smile: "The person you arrested is a customer, and the two on the ground are robbers." ”

The clerk slapped her head: "Yes, yes, yes, she was right!"

......

After clearing up the misunderstanding, Yang Daoist and Jiu'er had no intention of continuing to choose jewelry, and everyone drove back to the hotel.

Zhang Zizaibai was excited for a long time, but in the end he didn't get anything, he was so disappointed that he didn't even eat lunch when he returned to the hotel, and just slept with his head bored.

In the evening, the old dragon king had a feast, smiling and waiting for the arrival of his in-laws. Zhang Zizai and Yang Daoist, as mediators, are naturally among them.

The people in the East China Sea have not yet arrived, and the old dragon king took everyone in the private room of the hotel, eating fruits and chatting.

"How is it? Have you told my daughter?" the old dragon king asked in a low voice as he pulled the foreign Taoist priest and Zhang Zizai aside.

The foreign priest shook his head in embarrassment.

"Isn't it? This person is about to arrive, and you haven't done it yet?" the old dragon king was anxious for a while, and couldn't help but speak a little louder.

When Jiu'er heard it not far away, his face immediately fell, and he said to his father: "What's the use of you forcing the two of them, it's not up to me to marry or not to marry in the end." ”

The old dragon king blew his beard and glared, "You have the final say?

While the two were arguing, the fat mermaid ran in from outside the house, shouting as she ran, "Here it is!

Everyone went out to greet each other, and from a distance, they only saw an old man about the same age as the old dragon king walking towards the private room with his hands behind his back, with a smile on his face.

Behind him was a tall young man, muttering something to the old man in front of him reluctantly as he walked.

Zhang Zizai stared at the man behind the old man and said in surprise: "How could it be him?"