No one thought that the man who followed the old man, the notorious third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, Ao Bing, was actually the security guard who was laughing at Zhang Zizi in the jewelry store today.

Zhang Zizai has actually seen a lot of scenes where the rich second generation experiences life and pretends to be poor, but this bridge is placed on Ao Bing, even if Nezha thinks about all three of his heads, it is estimated that he can't think of such a situation.

"How could it be you?" the two of them called out in unison when they saw each other.

"You know?" asked the old dragon king.

Zhang Zizi nodded: "Sort of." ”

"That's good, that's good. Let's go, don't stay at the door, let's go in and sit and talk. The old dragon king smiled and led everyone back to the private room.

In the private room, the two old dragon kings held hands and chatted with each other, and the harems chattered beside them, and bursts of laughter came from time to time.

And here, Zhang Zizai and other young people sat on the sofa, chatting while munching melon seeds.

Ao Bing: "I'm really embarrassed about today's noon, mainly because you were holding a bag there and being stupid, so I ......"

Zhang Zizai said: "It's okay, it's all right. They're already in?"

Ao Bing: "I handed them over to the police. ”

Zhang Zizai picked up a box of cigarettes on the table, handed it to Ao Bingdao, "I said, if you don't do a good fairy, how can you run here to be a security guard." ”

Ao Bing smiled bitterly: "Don't mention it, since I was cramped by Nezha, I can't feel any spiritual power fluctuations, I can't be an immortal and can't get a fief, I thought that it would not be a problem to eat at home all day and wait for death, so I came out and found a job..... I don't smoke, thank you. ”

Zhang Zizai stuffed the cigarette into his pocket: "Why do you feel so awkward when these words come out of your mouth, we are also the leaders of the Second Ancestor, we can't just be willing to fall, be a sunny and struggling young man." ”

Ao Bingdao: "Actually, it's good to be an ordinary person, sometimes you can calm down, but you can more truly experience the mixed flavors of the world." ”

Ao Bing's words really feel a little miserable about the true meaning of life.

Anyway, if it were replaced by Zhang Zizai, he thought that he would not be able to do it so freely. Don't let go of the gold and silver mountains at home, run out and be a security guard quietly, how bold it must be.

The foreign Taoist priest suddenly realized: "No wonder your father will fight hard with Li Tianwang, even if his son commits suicide many times after a long time, at most he will ruin his cultivation for a lifetime, as long as he changes his body and cultivates again, he can still be re-ranked in the immortal class, you will be miserable, and you will be sentenced to death directly, and you will be hopeless for life." ”

Ao Bingdao: "It's nothing, after I lost my spiritual power, my father asked someone to help me change my immortal body." I don't feel pain, and if I have an injury to any part of my body, I can repair it as quickly as a gecko's tail, which is also good, and I will never be afraid of someone coming to pump my muscles in the future. ”

Zhang Zizi couldn't wait to slap him to death on the sofa, and he dared to say that he was an ordinary person with this special function? His definition of an ordinary person may be a little biased.

The foreign Taoist priest suddenly asked, "Third Prince, why do you want to marry Sister Jiu'er?"

Ao Bing sighed and said: "It's not my father yet, he is worried that I will have a hard time without a fief in the future, thinking that there is no dragon seed in the Jiu'er family, if I marry him and give birth to a dragon son.......

Ao Bing looked at Jiu'er with an apologetic face: "Actually, I'm not happy, what age do you have to go on a blind date now, free love is the truth." ”

Jiu'er on the side smiled: "Yes, the two old guys went together with their wishful thinking." ”

Ao Bing was surprised: "You were also forced to marry?"

Zhang Zizai interjected: "Then what do you think? With your glorious history, who wants to marry you." ”

Ao Bing scratched his head: "That's the same...... But that was all before, and I'm a normal person now. ”

"The point is that you're too ordinary. A little security guard, where can she afford to support Sister Jiu'er, the money she spent in the mall today is estimated to be ......"

Ao Bing interrupted him: "That mall is my family's. ”

Zhang Zizi felt that it was too light to slap him to death on the sofa, and his definition of ordinary people was absolutely biased!

"The dishes are ready, let's eat first!" came the call of the old dragon king.

Everyone put down the melon seeds and peanuts in their hands and walked towards the dining table.

......

After a full meal, Zhang Zizai and the foreign Taoist priest sat on the chair with great interest, crossed Erlang's legs, smoked the Shunlai China, and enjoyed the conversation between the two dragon families.

The incident of the East China Sea Dragon King's havoc in the seafood hotel that everyone was worried about did not happen, and what was happening in front of them at the moment was only two bad old men who drank high, hooking each other's shoulders and complaining about how the current children were disobedient and how difficult to discipline and so on.

And the Jiu'er sister and the third prince on the side obviously have a stomach full of complaints about the two of them, and they are sitting together counting each other's various stubborn thoughts of their parents, lamenting the tragic situation of the older young man being forced to marry.

The foreign Taoist priest picked his teeth and said, "I thought there would be a fierce battle today, and I deliberately took out all the spirit talismans at the bottom of the box. ”

Zhang Zizai burped, patted his round belly and said, "Where is this Dragon King, is it clearly the old king next door?" ”

It seems that this immortal is not a big deal, and he also has the same troubles as ordinary people.

......

In the end, an absurd blind date meeting ended like this.

Sister Jiu'er and Ao Bing reached a frontal alliance and decided to pretend to be each other's boyfriend and girlfriend, so as to hide from the world and block the mouth of the two elders urging marriage.

And the two old dragon kings mistakenly thought that the two did not object, and immediately smiled.

The old dragon king was very satisfied with the work of Zhang Zizai and the foreign Taoist, and sent a basket of large and small bags of seafood, and the gold-lettered signboard of the king of two-quarters of the immortal could be regarded as preserved.

After the meal, the four of them returned to the room together, and Ao Bing and Jiu'er diligently helped Zhang Zizai and the foreign Taoist priest pack their luggage.

Zhang Zizai stuffed the last bottle of caviar into the suitcase, pressed the box with his knees, and pressed it hard a few times before pulling the zipper.

"Dog, I remember bringing back the bottle of red wine on the table just now, is it there with you?"

The foreign Taoist priest shook his head and said, "No, I have hairy crabs here." ”

As a last resort, Zhang Zizai dismantled all the luggage and rummaged through them one by one: "There are so many things, it is estimated that they must be overweight?...... You pay for the overweight!"

After packing up their things, everyone sat on the bed and chatted about family life, from digging deep into the various materials of the second ancestor at the beginning, to discussing the growth process of Sister Jiu'er, and finally chatting about the various embarrassments of the foreign Taoist priest when he was a child.

It turned out that the reason why Ao Bing chose to be a security guard was only because he failed to pass the police academy more than a dozen times, but he always envied that uniform, so he had to use a mule as a horse to ride.

"When your father mended your body, didn't he ask for that tendon back?"

Ao Bing: "?"

Zhang Zizai: "It's okay, I'll ask." ”

Ao Bing: "....."

In short, this Ao Bing's biggest dream is to be a people's policeman who fights violence and is peaceful.

He may not know that in the eyes of the vast majority of people, he is "violent".

"You've got a fight with the tattooed guy. Zhang Zizi complained.

"Who is the tattooed brother?"

"A little bastard who fantasizes about being a Sir all day long, he will go back and introduce you two to each other. ”

Ao Bing: "Don't look back, I'll book a ticket now and fly with you tomorrow." ”

Zhang Zizai: "You're not going to be the security captain of your anti-violence and peaceful security?"

Ao Bing: "It's okay, you also have my shopping mall there." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Come here, I just picked up a brick in excellent condition at the door of the hotel, and I want you to help me identify it!"

......

Everyone chatted until midnight, Jiu'er took three bottles of wine from his father's wine cellar, and several people chatted while drinking, and all except Ao Bing were drunk.

Ao Bing doesn't drink, he only drinks Coke.

He used to drink it.

Later, I drank too much once, used chopsticks as chicken feet, and ate one and a half of them.

He has since switched to Coke.

......

On the second day, the three of them flew home together.

On the plane, the foreign Taoist priest recalled that he teased Sister Jiu'er last night, and took the initiative to leave his contact information for Ao Bing, and asked Zhang Zizai: "You say, is this guy really lacking roots, how do I feel that this girl's ability is much stronger than the two of us?"

Zhang Zizai turned his head to look out the window and ignored him.

Foreign Taoist: "What's the matter, why don't you ignore the hungry when you ask you?"

(What's the matter, why don't you ignore me when I'm talking to you)

Zhang Zizai glared at him angrily.

Foreign Taoist: "Why are you going back to four?" ”

(What's the matter with you)

Zhang Zizai: "You are sick, you have a girlfriend here to talk to me about this, are you here to hurt people?"

The foreign Taoist priest's face flushed: "Oh, I didn't just discuss it with you, why are you still angry." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Can I not be angry, I can understand this business trip, each of you is a stunt and a rich party, just me, a small citizen of Shengdou, is here with you to make a fool of the scene, the material level hits me, I have to catch the dog food and stuff it in my mouth to give me a mental blow." I ......"

Foreign Taoist: "Okay, don't pretend, I already knew that you were not an ordinary person." ”

Zhang Zizai: "?"

Foreign Taoist: "My master told me that you are actually a bad guy. ”

Zhang Zizai: "No, how did the old liar know?"

Foreign Taoist: "I told you a long time ago that you don't believe it, my master is really not a liar." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Come on, he's not a liar, who is?"

The foreign Taoist priest said with a straight face: "You are." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Me?"

Foreign Taoist: "You said that I broke the mobile phone that day and deceived me of 500 yuan." ”