In the central hospital, one person and two ghosts squatted at the door of the women's toilet. "No problem, right?"

"It's definitely no problem, I've been watching it for a long time, this is the closest place to her department, and she wants to go to the toilet and designate this place!

The tattooed brother was a little unhappy with the two of them: "This is illegal, right? Peeking at someone's buttocks will be prosecuted for indecent assault." ”

Zhang Zizai: "It's also illegal to look at your daughter's ass?"

Tattoo brother: "But ......"

"But your sister, you are a person who walks in the shadow of a sword and a sword, and the law is on your lips every day, which is a blasphemy against the legal system!" Zhang Zizai stared at the corridor not far away, with an excited face: "She's coming! She's coming!"

Ghost Lao Liu: "She stepped on the auspicious clouds and came in!"

Zhang Zizai glanced at him: "It's okay, watch less short videos." ”

On the side of the corridor, a sweet-looking girl in a white uniform walked over, and the two ghosts immediately came to their senses, looked at her figure and said, "Enter! enter! enter!"

However, Wang Xiaotao didn't stop at the door of the toilet, just passed by in a hurry and went down the stairs.

Ghost Lao Liu: "It's been five trips back and forth, why don't you go in and go around?"

Zhang Zizai: "Don't be in a hurry, look at the big butt, you have to endure loneliness." I don't believe she won't go to the toilet this day! I'll buy a few buns in a while, and we'll squat here for a day!"

Ghost Lao Liu: "It's not good to eat steamed buns at the door of the toilet." ”

Zhang Zizai thought about it, as if it was the case: "That's right, then buy meat sandwich buns!"

Ghost Lao Liu: "What's the difference between the two? The question is not what to eat, but where to eat! Even if you buy Qingdao prawns, it's the door of the toilet! Is the door of the toilet a place for people to eat? I want a plain bun with double meat." ”

Zhang Zizai said angrily: "Didn't you say that this place is not a place for people to eat?"

Ghost Lao Liu: "I'm not human!"

Zhang Zizai: "......"

The tattooed brother looked at Wang Xiaotao's departing back, interrupted the two's meal plan, and asked a rather constructive question: "You say, what if she takes advantage of the downstairs to go down?"

Zhang Zizi tilted his head and thought about it, it made sense!

So he hurriedly ran to the stairs and chased after Wang Xiaotao's back. followed Wang Xiaotao to the underground parking lot of the hospital, only to see a man with a greasy head and a pink face, dressed in bells and whistles, waiting there for a long time, when he saw Wang Xiaotao coming, he hurriedly walked to her with a large bouquet of roses.

"Oh, my peach, you're finally willing to come down. ”

"Yu Gongzi, I just came to tell you, don't come to me again, you pester me like this every day, it will affect my work. ”

Yu Yu relented: "No, if you don't promise me, I won't give up." Since the last time I met in the hospital, my mind has been full of you, and you know me

Personal ......"

Wang Xiaotao said with a look that had already seen through it: "Of course I know, I have been working here for two years, and it is the first time I have seen three girls come to our department at one time." ”

Yu Gongzi: "No way, I've been helpful since I was a child." ”

Wang Xiaotao covered her mouth and smiled: "I'm happy to create talents, right? Have you forgotten that I'm from obstetrics and gynecology?"

Seeing that Wang Xiaotao didn't accept him, Yu Gongzi was suddenly a little anxious, and stuffed the flower to the strong man behind him: "Tao'er, no matter what others say, I am absolutely sincere to you, believe me, I will definitely sleep with you today, no, I will chase you!" After speaking, he stepped forward to take her hand, and dragged her to the car despite her objections.

Seeing that everyone was pestering Wang Xiaotao, the ghost old Liu suddenly became angry, and said anxiously to Zhang Zizai: "Hurry up and help, the hooligans are molesting my daughter!"

"Don't worry, with me here, can he still succeed in broad daylight?"

"Then why are you still stunned?"

Zhang Zizai: "I'll call the police?"

Seeing that his daughter was about to be dragged into the car, the ghost old Liu was anxious: "What kind of police, it's too late!

"What's up, it's a legal society now, we have to abide by the law, everything must be in accordance with the rules, and calling the police is the right solution, don't you say?" Zhang Zizai Chong on the side of the tattoo brother nuzzled, this guy is full of laws and regulations on weekdays, this time he will definitely agree with himself.

Tattooed brother: "No!"

"Are you okay? What about not doing anything that violates the law and discipline?"

"Didn't you just say that it's blasphemy for people like me to talk about the law......" The tattooed brother pointed to his tattoo, "Besides, acting bravely is not a violation of law and discipline." Brother Zhang, are you afraid to go up?"

Zhang Zizai: "How is it possible? Is it so obvious?"

The two ghosts said in unison: "Yes!"

The tattooed ghost sighed with emotion: "It's a pity that I can't touch anything now, otherwise it won't be a matter of minutes for me to clean up a few of them as soon as I get out of the horse!" I think at the beginning, I faced dozens of machetes alone......

Zhang Zizai: "So you're here for me now." ”

The tattooed brother grimaced: "It was because I accidentally slipped and fell, so they had a chance." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Don't you have amnesia?"

Tattooed brother: "I guess it must have slipped!"

Zhang Zizai slapped his head suddenly: "How did I forget this stubble, our mobile phone is not just for making calls!"

When Lao Yao took him around the store, he remembered that there seemed to be a possession skill in the garbage skill sales store that was only twenty years old, and it was said that it was practiced by a Taoist priest who specializes in scientific research, which can allow ghosts to possess the body and improve himself with the help of his ability. However, after spending a lot of research funds from the Academy of Geological Sciences, I found that the dungeon is full of ghosts, and the ghost possession of ghosts is a completely useless waste operation, so it can only be sold to the collectors.

Zhang Zizai hurriedly opened the mobile phone and purchased a possession technique, followed by the flash of the mobile phone, a strong

The light pointed directly at Zhang Zizi's heavenly court. The tattooed brother took advantage of this strong light and rushed into Zhang Zizi's body.

The feeling of being possessed is still amazing, Zhang Zizi feels as if he is playing a first-person game, his brain is still awake, but his body is no longer under his control. So he watched the tattooed brother borrow his body hero to save the beauty for a long time.

"Don't move! You're already surrounded! Don't resist needlessly, letting go of that girl is your only choice!" said the tattooed brother as he rushed towards Wang Xiaotao.

Can you change the line, let's be a hero to save the United States, not to save Mr. Wu!

Yu Gongzi was about to drag Wang Xiaotao into the car, and was thinking that he had been injected so many times by the doctor, and he would have to take a few more injections later, but he was interrupted, and he instantly became angry, pointing to one of the big men and saying: "Tiger, get him!"

The tiger got the order and led everyone to surround the tattooed brother.

A yellow-haired strong man on the side teased: "Boy, you don't know how to count, do you?

Before he finished speaking, he slapped the tiger.

"Fool, count how many we have!" Huang Mao stretched out his finger: "One, two, three......"

The tiger kicked him to the ground: "Fuck off, don't embarrass me here." ”

The corners of the tattooed brother's mouth rose: "I'm alone, surround the six of you, it's enough." After speaking, an arrow rushed in front of him, followed by a move of a hungry tiger to pounce on food, and the five bodies fell to the ground.

Zhang Zizai finally believed the tattoo brother's words at this moment, he did slip.

Tattooed brother: "Who threw the watermelon rind!"

Huang Mao stood in the distance and raised his hand timidly: "I'm sorry, I've been constipated for the past two days, and the doctor asked me to eat more fruit." ”

The tattooed brother got up and patted the dust on his body, "ng, ng, the one just now doesn't count, let's do it again." ”

After saying that, he rushed towards everyone again.

To tell the truth, the tattoo brother's skills are really good, and under the siege of five people, he can still play with ease, swinging fists, sweeping legs, side kicks, kicking, and hitting with a decent appearance. Although he will occasionally be punched and kicked by you, as a ghost, he has no pain, so he can fight back without changing his face and heartbeat after being beaten.

At first, he would also dodge, but when he found that he didn't seem to react to the opponent's attack, the style of painting became a hard-fought in American martial arts.

The tattooed brother was not afraid of pain, but the other party was not, so within five minutes of fighting, the five big men all fell to the ground, wailing nonstop. The tattooed brother looked at Huang Mao, who was driven aside by the tiger just now, and beckoned provocatively: "Come, count how many of you are there?"

Huang Mao's face turned pale: "Don't embarrass me, I'm not good at math." ”

Tattooed brother: "Then who's surrounding whom now?"

Huang Mao: "You surround them, you surround them." ”

Tattooed brother: "What about you?"

Huang Mao pointed to the watermelon skin on the ground: "Brother, I'll eat the melon masses!"

(End of chapter)

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