Zhang Zizai was lying on the hospital bed, and Wang Xiaotao on the side was full of apologies.

It's really not good, and it seems that this possession technique will have to be used less in the future.

After driving away Yu Gongzi and the others, Zhang Zizai was just about to pose for a handsome pose, but he didn't expect that the moment the tattooed brother left his body, every punch and kick in the fight just now was returned to him within a second, so before he could speak, he screamed and fainted.

"Lightly, it hurts!" Zhang Zizai cried out with his teeth bared.

"Poof, when I was fighting just now, I was so gentleman, why can't I stand the pain when I apply medicine now?" Wang Xiaotao smiled and complained while slowing down his movements, "Don't move, there are a little bruises here, you have to rub them open." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Hey, don't take off my pants!"

"What are you afraid of, I'm a doctor, I haven't seen any ass! I'm not embarrassed, you're still shy!"

"Nonsense, it's my pants off, not yours. ”

"What, you still want to take off my pants?"

Zhang Zizai: "Don't say it, I really have this idea." ”

Wang Xiaotao's face was slightly red: "Stinky rascal!" After speaking, the hand that wiped the medicine also used strength, so that Zhang Zizi grinned again, and begged for mercy again and again.

After wiping the medicine, Wang Xiaotao turned her head while packing up her tools and said, "Thank you for saving me today." ”

Zhang Zizai: "It's okay, it should be, I am good friends with your father." ”

"My father, are you mistaken, I don't have a father!" Wang Xiaotao thought to herself, this routine of accosting is also a bit too insincere, he has been raised by his mother alone since he was a child, this is a well-known thing in the whole hospital, and he will definitely be able to find out if he does his homework in advance, Zhang Zizi doesn't even know this, it is better for that Yu Gongzi to be attentive to himself.

But when I think about it, why should people care about themselves, maybe they just rescue them, and the more they think about it, the more outrageous they become. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but blush slightly.

Wang Xiaotao: "I've hurt you so much, it's really a little weird and embarrassing, let's say, how do you want me to compensate you?"

Zhang Zizai: "That's not a problem, I think at the beginning, I faced dozens of machetes alone......"

Tattooed brother: "That's me!"

Wang Xiaotao covered her mouth and smiled: "It's all hurt like this, and it's still poor." ”

Zhang Zizai: "The body can fall, but the mouth can't! After all, we are the strong mouth king of Zu'an! But then again, did you just say that you want to compensate me? I really have a reluctant invitation here!"

Wang Xiaotao: "What's the matter, you can tell it." ”

"Little Peach, your porridge has been brought back for you, drink it while it's hot!" Xiao Tao's colleague walked in with two bowls of hot porridge. Wang Xiaotao took the porridge, stared at Zhang Zizai in his hand, and waited for him to speak.

Zhang Zizai looked at the porridge, then at Wang Xiaotao, swallowed his saliva and said, "Let's not talk about it." ”

It's so dangerous, if it had been so many seconds earlier, this night's hot porridge would have come up, and Zhang Zizai's dream of marrying Bai Fumei and going to the pinnacle of life would have been shattered.

Seeing that the ass plan failed, Zhang Zizai sat on the bed and hesitated.

Tattoo brother: "Actually, it doesn't have to be the butt, we can use other methods, and it's more reliable than this." ”

Zhang Zizai: "What way?"

"DNA comparison. It's obviously easier to get a hair from her than to look at her ass, and then we compare it with Lao Liu's DNA, isn't it easy to get the answer? Besides, this method is much more scientific than that birthmark or something. ”

Zhang Zizi thought for a while: "Good idea! Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Tattoo brother: "I thought you wanted to take the opportunity to look at someone's little girl's ass, thinking that you have this habit, I'm embarrassed to spoil your good thing." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Fart! Am I so obscene!"

Tattoo brother: "I see that you don't have a fat (harmonious) buttocks at the head of your bed?"

Zhang Zizai: "You know a fart, that's literature!"

A few people made a plan, and they didn't procrastinate. Zhang Zizai got out of bed and ran to Wang Xiaotao'er's department to find her, but now when she was going to work, there was still a long queue at the door of the department waiting for a call.

Zhang Zizai was anxious, so he walked to the patient in the front row and said, "Sister, can you cut in line, I'm terminally ill, I can't wait." ”

The eldest sister looked at her with an idiotic expression and said, "Your eyes are thin?

Zhang Zizai then remembered that Wang Xiaotaoer was an obstetrician and gynecologist, but the words had already come out, and everyone was looking at him now, so he had to lie down and whisper a few words in the eldest sister's ear.

After listening to Zhang Zizai's words, the eldest sister looked sympathetic: "Then you can go in quickly." ”

Zhang Zizai thanked him repeatedly, pushed open the door and walked in.

The patients were curious and hurriedly ran to the eldest sister to investigate.

The eldest sister showed regret on her face: "His daughter-in-law gave birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus for him just now!"

Everyone: "Isn't that a good thing?"

Eldest sister: "What's good, a blonde, an African chocolate!"

Everyone suddenly realized that the wind on the grassland had blown out of the world.

Wang Xiaotao was sitting in the clinic, but saw Zhang Zizai coming in: "Why are you here? ”

Zhang Zizai: "It's okay, I heard that you have a white hair, so I came over to pluck it for you." ”

Wang Xiaotao covered her mouth and smiled: "Can we change a better excuse?"

This is really comfortable, every time I am with myself, I am always so out of tune, and I don't have a straight shape at all, but somehow, this lack of energy makes her hate it.

"Where can I be, what I said is true, you see, isn't this just one. After Zhang Zizai finished speaking, without waiting for Wang Xiaotao'er to react, he stepped forward and pulled out one of her hairs. After pulling it out, I was afraid that one would not be enough, so I took two more sticks.

Wang Xiaotao's face darkened: "This is obviously black." ”

Zhang Zizai folded three hairs and put them in his pocket, while explaining: "It seems that the person just now was a liar. No, no, no, I've got to settle accounts with him! Splash your skin! See if I don't pull out the three hairs on your top!" After saying that, he rushed out of the department.

Zhang Zizai: "It's here! We're going to do the NBA now!"

Tattoo brother: "It's DNA!"

Zhang Zizai: "It's all the same, let's go, where to do it?"

Tattoo brother: "Only his can't do it, and you have to do it with Liu You." ”

Zhang Zizai's face instantly pulled down, isn't this funny? This ghost Lao Liu's body has already been burned into ashes in the furnace, is it possible that he has to go to his urn to rummage through it to see if there are any relics that can be used for examination? If I knew it, I wouldn't pull out the little girl's hair.

Ghost Lao Liu laughed and said, "I know where it is!"

"Where?"

"I have a tin box in my house!

Zhang Zizai: "Yo he! You are still Michael Jackson, and you have had skin replacement surgery?"

Ghost Lao Liu's face was slightly red: "No, I have athlete's foot, and I like to rub my feet when I have nothing to do." ”

Zhang Zizai followed the guidance of the ghost Lao Liu, transferred three subway and two buses, and rented a shared bicycle for 20 minutes before coming to where he lived.

"I said that you rich people are really, you can't live in the city center, don't you have to live in such a far place, isn't it too troublesome?" Zhang Zizai complained while pedaling his bicycle hard, no, no, he has spent a lot of money on hard work in the past few days, and he has to go to Lao Yao for reimbursement.

Ghost Lao Liu: "Brother Zhang works hard, go to my house in a while, I still have some cash in the safe, you can take it all." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Do you want to trap me to death? The prefecture is now implementing a clean government, and you still dare to let me take bribes? Do you know that the nephew of the judge last time was punished for being a chicken in the animal life because he received a basket of eggs from the family members of the Yang family. ”

Ghost Lao Liu: "Make chickens?" Then we must find a chance to patronize it." ”

"What do you want? The kind that lays eggs!"

Ghost Lao Liu: "And this unique job? I've only seen anyone who opened a wine bottle or stuffed an eel, and it's the first time to lay eggs!"

Zhang Zizi felt that he couldn't communicate with him, so he rolled his eyes and ignored him, and rode towards the community with the two ghosts.

Who knows, when he walked to the door, he was stopped by a short and fat security guard: "Hello, please show your pass." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Pass? I'm from this community!"

"No, no, no, you're not. ”

Zhang Zizai: "How do you know I'm not?"

Before he could finish speaking, another man came by on his bicycle.

The security guard beckoned: "Hello, please show ......"

Man: "Get out!"

The security guard was full of smiles and hurriedly dodged to let the other party in. "See, this is our community!"

Zhang Zizi reluctantly turned around and left, thinking about finding a way to get in later.

However, he didn't notice that there was a pair of green eyes staring intently at the two wronged ghosts beside him behind him, thoughtful.