Chapter 353: Pull Your Head Off and Kick It as a Ball

Concerns.

The main thing is the concern.

Kong Long was so angry that he couldn't sit still.

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, can't this thing see itself?

Radiant and overwhelming, he can't see it?

And I, Kong Long, have already controlled the time, and he is not in a hurry at all?

I'm the big name.

I'm the main character.

I'm the number one.

What are you doing with those little supporting characters?

If this was at the filming scene, I'm afraid Kong Long would have flipped the table a long time ago, and he wouldn't take big names seriously.

"Shao Jinyuan, count everyone's injuries, I won't let them get injured in vain. Lu Ping said another word to Shao Jinyuan, and then pulled a chair and sat down.

Lighting a cigarette on the spot, but not looking at Kong Long.

Kong Long stretched his neck in anticipation, and when he saw this scene, his lungs were about to explode.

"Brother Nose, this guy doesn't take you seriously at all, do you want to do it first?" one of Kong Long's subordinates leaned over and suggested to Kong Long.

Kong Long raised his hand: "Don't! The third master has confessed that he must be civilized." Isn't it already sitting down now, meaning, ready to start talking? ”

The man let out an 'oh' and stepped back.

"You guys, who has the final say?" Lu Ping suddenly asked the Konglong.

Kong Long suddenly felt a little inexplicable, who has the final say, this is not a lice on the bald head, it is obvious. My Kong Long's shape, this aura, this demeanor, and this posture, at first glance, is their boss.

The subordinate he had just now stretched out his hand and pointed at Kong Long: "Let me introduce, this is our boss, nicknamed 'Kong Da Nose', one of the top ten King Kongs of Qingfeng Hall." You should know that it is a big deal to let the Ten King Kongs come forward in person. So you'd better be smart. ”

Kong Long raised his head and used a serious look to render his aura.

"Well, the nose is really big, I lied a lot when I was a child, right?" Lu Ping took the time to look at him.

"What does this have to do with not lying?" Kong Long forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, if it weren't for the strategic policy of the third master who specially instructed the 'surrender without a fight' strategic policy, he would have done it a long time ago.

Let's talk about it first.

It's never too late to talk about it.

Lu Ping spat out a puff of smoke and said, "At first glance, education has not kept up." Didn't your parents tell you when you were a kid that lying would make you grow your nose?"

"This ...... This...... I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, let's talk about business!" Kong Long quietly exerted force in his hand, and the handle of the solid wood chair was almost smoked by him.

Lu Ping emphatically said: "This is the right thing! People with big noses love to lie, this is a recognized fact, what serious things can you talk about with me? Therefore, you should call the third master above you to come and talk to me." ”

"You...... You ......" Kong Long touched his big nose that he had always been proud of: "This kind of unrelated rumor, when I was a child, when my parents coaxed their children, you also believed it? IQ cleared? I still want the third master to come over and talk to you, are you qualified? Today, my big nose Kong came over in person, which is already very face-saving for your kid, don't be ignorant." ”

At this time, from behind the front desk, a girl in a cheongsam suddenly stood up and said emotionally: "Lying and growing a nose is indeed based on science! Hessi, director of the Chicago Olfactory Foundation, and Wolfe, a scientist at Illifino University, have conducted special research on this. Studies have shown that when a person lies, the nasal tissues swell and enlarge due to congestion, which can lead to itching. As a result, liars often can't help but want to touch their itchy nose and show their feet. For example, during the study, they looked closely at US President Clinton and found that Clinton touched his nose very often when asked about extramarital affairs, and it turned out that his nose did grow a certain amount compared to before...... Therefore, lying often will make the nose bigger, and there is indeed a scientific theoretical and practical basis......"

Hmmm?

Everyone froze there, looking at the little girl who suddenly interjected.

Kong Long looked over angrily: "You...... Who are you? Where did you come from?"

Shao Jinyuan responded on the side: "She...... She was the front desk of our time, and when you rushed in with someone just now, she hid behind the desk as soon as she was scared, and didn't dare to say anything. ”

The girl nodded slightly.

Kong Long couldn't laugh or cry: "I was scared just now, why aren't you scared now?"

"Because I'm coming. Lu Ping said, and also turned his head to look at the girl at the front desk, who was not very old, and it was estimated that she was about twenty years old.

Not bad.

Knowing that you have a strong reputation and a future for yourself, you have to get a raise.

Lu Ping nodded approvingly.

"Because I'm studying psychology, I'm interested in that. Even if someone points a gun at my head, I want to popularize this scientific knowledge to you in the spirit of science, of course, the one I just mentioned also belongs to the category of psychology......" The girl at the front desk simply walked out from behind the front desk.

Only then did everyone realize that she was in really good shape, with white and long legs, and she was flirting with the scenery at the slit.

Lu Ping gave her a thumbs up, turned his head to Kong Long and said, "Have you seen it, I have a front desk all my time, and I am more educated than you." Here I am, Crouching Tiger. ”

Kong Long stared at the girl at the front desk: "Big ...... College students?"

The girl at the front desk nodded: "Yes, I'm studying for an undergraduate, majoring in psychology, and I usually work part-time here." ”

"Work-study, yes, good, good conditions, how much does it cost to go back and sleep with me for one night at night?" Kong Long snorted coldly, and his tone was a little deformed.

Several of his men barely burst into laughter.

The girl at the front desk blushed and said, "I...... I don't do that! I'm just standing at the front desk!"

Kong Long continued: "Add money!

The girl at the front desk was about to reply, but Lu Ping raised his hand at her and said, "Don't be afraid, girl, he can't take you away." You avoid it first, and when it's over, I'll let you Mr. Shao give you a raise. ”

"Huh, really? You...... Can you count?" the girl at the front desk questioned, turning her head to look at Shao Jinyuan, who was standing next to her.

Shao Jinyuan nodded with a complicated expression: "Count, count, he is our real boss." ”

Kong Long slapped the chair handle on the hand and emphatically said, "Don't you understand it yet?" Here, the dynasty is about to change, and in the future, I will have the final say! Little girl, I like a literate student girl like you, come with me at night, and I will pay you three times your salary in the future!"

Lu Ping smiled at him and asked, "Big nose, your proposition is not valid at all!"

Kong Long craned his neck and asked, "What proposition?"

Lu Ping waved his left hand and emphasized, "I'm afraid you won't be able to leave today." ”

Kong Long said: "Why?"

"Because you're going to fall in love with this place, and you're going to love everything here!" Lu Ping said.

Kong Long laughed: "That's right, I've fallen in love with it! I've fallen in love with this field, I've fallen in love with this little beauty who understands science and culture, and I've fallen in love with everything here." So, everything here is mine!"

Damn, wonderful!

Several of Kong Long's subordinates listened with enthusiasm.

The boss is the boss, and in the gentle words, there is endless domineering.

"Your big nose is really thick-skinned, it's just ugly, and your mouth stinks. Especially your nose...... One nose occupies such a large part of the face, uncoordinated, really incongruous. With all due respect, you want to vomit when I see it now, and I suggest that you let your third master come and talk to me, okay? Lu Ping pursed his lips, looking unbearable to look at directly.

Kong Long's subordinates stood forward with black faces.

It seems that he can't help but want to do something for the boss.

Kong Long raised his hand, turned his head and glared at them, and then smiled brightly at Lu Ping: "Yes, I admit that my nose occupies an area, yes, I was born with a high nose bridge." Therefore, what I am best at with a big nose is to occupy a territory. You know what I mean? In other words, I have it here. ”

Damn, domineering!

What a pun!

Such a smart boss!

Several of Kong Long's subordinates were all glorious, and they felt that Boss Kong was simply handsome, and they followed him.

Lu Ping nodded matter-of-fact and said, "I seem to understand, you fell in love with my long time, and you want to." Tell me, how much can you give?"

Kong Long rubbed his head with a smile and said softly, "Don't give money." ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Is this to rob openly?"

"How can this be regarded as a robbery?" Kong Long waved his hand and said with an innocent face: "The third master often teaches us to be civilized people, and to be soldiers who surrender without a fight. I, Kong Da Nose, has always adhered to this principle, and if we can make sense, we will try not to do it, which is called harmony. ”

Lu Ping pointed to the cat's mahjong in the corner of the wall, and several other injured employees, and sent a soul torture at him: "You keep saying that you don't do it, don't do it, then you tell me, who hit them?" The blood on his face, the bruise on his face, and the wounds on their bodies...... Did you bring it in your mother's womb?"

Kong Long sneered: "They were beaten by me, I admit it." ”

Lu Ping said: "Your nose ...... And you lie and say you're civilized?"

"Civilized fighting, civilized fighting!" Kong Long said with a smile, looking at the mahjong with his hands tied, his expression narrowed slightly: "First of all, I brought someone to catch the traitor, it is this mahjong." He, and them, they won't let it. What can I do? Can I solve the problem if I don't do anything? Also, I also discussed with them, saying that I have a big nose and want this club, but they don't give it to me, what should I do? I can only beat them up in a very civilized way. Okay, boy, you can be content, honestly take you wounded, pack up your things and get out, I won't embarrass you. The third master said that surrendering without a fight is the best tactic. Ha ha...... Can you agree with it?"

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "So you are a civilized robbery?"

"After my enlightenment, I have developed my ability to understand. Sort of, yes. "Kong Long continues to grasp the central idea, and wants to use his own unique 'form of civilization' to win this club, in this way, he will definitely be praised by the third master when he goes back. After all, in a civilized society, robbery should also be civilized.

Lu Ping smiled: "Okay, then I will also be civilized, you go back and discuss with your third master, pull off his head, and kick me as a ball." I just bought sneakers at home, and I have never been willing to wear them. ”

Kong Long's eyes widened, and he stood up: "You...... Do you dare to insult the third master?"

"That's it, I'm not going to kick this ball. Lu Ping suddenly came to his senses and said: "I heard that your third master only has a half-pulled head, not round, how can you kick it?" Although your nose is big, but your head is still round, you can change it." Declare in advance, I am also discussing with you in a civilized manner, so we don't have to be in a hurry......"

"You...... You...... What are you ...... this is" Kong Longqi's liver was about to explode, but he still held back his anger and said in a consultative tone: "Finally, let me ask you, do you let this territory or not?"

Lu Ping also stood up: "I also ask you, is your big head pinched or not?"

"Let it or not?"

"Do you want to do it?"

The four eyes met, and the atmosphere froze instantly.