With the confrontation between Lu Ping and Kong Long.

The enemy and the enemy also began to compete with each other.

But in the face of Qingfeng Tang, a powerful opponent, Shao Jinyuan really had no bottom in his heart, and there was a nervous aura in his fierce eyes.

The mahjong tied his hands, and the morale was even lower.

As for the poisonous snake whose face was covered with blood that was beaten by Kong Long, it was even more of a coping posture, the key is that he was injured like this, how ruthless can he be?

On the other hand, Shen Long's side is different.

The four men he brought in were all angry and mighty.

Exactly.

Sheep against wolves.

The part-time college student at the front desk simply went back to the back of the front desk, half-squatting there, revealing half of his face.

She tried it for a long time just now, but she didn't dare to leave.

How to leave?

With so many pairs of eyes staring, where can I escape?

She can only choose to live and die with the clubhouse.

At this time, a mobile phone rang suddenly:

Gourd baby, gourd baby

Seven flowers on one vine

I am not afraid of wind and rain

La-la-la-la

Jingle dong dang gourd baby

Jingle dong dang power is great

La-la-la-la

The gourd baby gourd baby has great skills

......

Be a fly in the ointment!

Everyone looked for the source of the music and saw that the part-time receptionist was taking out his mobile phone.

The fighting spirit finally accumulated to the climax, and was mixed up by the theme song of this cartoon.

It's like a big balloon being deflated in an instant.

The girl at the front desk just wanted to turn off the ringer.

Lu Ping turned his head to her and said, "Don't turn it off!

"Go! Bring me her mobile phone and fall! It's more than a person, and I still listen to this "King Kong Gourd Baby", I fell!" Shen Long raised his hand and gave an order to his subordinates.

The two men rushed over with great vigour.

Lu Ping quickly blocked the front desk and warned them: "Childlike innocence cannot be extinguished, you dare to grab it and try it!"

The girl at the front desk hurriedly hid her phone behind her, looking frightened.

I knew that I would have muted the ringtone.

I just got a new phone.

The two subordinates glanced back at Kong Long.

"What do you see I'm doing? If he doesn't let you rob you, he won't rob you?" Shen Long pouted, and the other subordinate took out a cigar, handed it over, and lit it with a sulfur-free match.

The two men glanced at each other and quickly reached a tacit understanding.

They were going to control Lu Ping with one person, and the other went over to grab the phone.

"Girl, you...... You'd better give them your phone. Lu Ping suddenly changed his words.

Hmmm?

The girl at the front desk had a complicated face.

Shao Jinyuan also felt that this was not Boss Lu's style, the momentum was okay just now, why did he surrender so quickly?

The girl at the front desk was entangled for a moment, so she really handed over the phone.

Shen Long, who was standing there and had just smoked a new cigar, couldn't help but snort coldly when he saw this scene, and sat back on the sofa.

It seems that the surrender of soldiers without a fight is not an empty word.

The other party's tone was very tough just now, and he thought that he would have to start another armed struggle to win all.

Now, it seems, there's no need for that.

The other party has already found a step and expressed his intention to surrender.

"Hahahaha! That's right, holding it up will only embarrass you more. Kong Long crossed Erlang's legs, swallowed the smoke like a fairy, and hummed the theme song of "King Kong Gourd Baby" just now.

To be exact, the melody impressed him.

Shen Long often watched it when he was a child.

In the blink of an eye, the subordinate had already handed over the seized mobile phone to Shen Long.

Shen Long looked down at the mobile phone with various small stickers on the shell, and sighed with emotion: "The ringtone you just now seduced my childhood memories. I can't bear to drop this phone. ”

Lu Ping glanced at him: "Don't be sensational, you have to drop this phone, you have to drop." Words can't be counted. ”

Shen Long said with a sigh: "Miscellaneous mobile phones of 1,800 yuan, I'm too lazy to fall." Well, I'm not in a hurry to talk to you. Let me share with you my childhood story, which may be able to bring you insights and inspiration for life. ”

"Okay, you must want to tell me the story of how your nose became longer, right?" Lu Ping asked with a smile.

"Sit there and listen. Kong Long showed surprisingly calm at this time, and there was no smell of gunpowder on his face, but like a knowledgeable life mentor, he reached out and pointed at Lu Ping very kindly.

Lu Ping turned to look at the girl at the front desk and smiled apologetically at her: "I'm sorry, I miscalculated, people don't want to fall, I originally wanted them to compensate you better." How much did you buy this phone?"

The girl at the front desk had a complicated look again: "A thousand...... One thousand one. ”

Lu Ping said: "It's a good girl who knows how to be thrifty, a girl of your age is crazy." The girl at the front desk said softly: "Supporting domestic products starts with me." ”

Lu Ping nodded: "That's right, don't worry, although they didn't fall, I still asked them to compensate you, they just belonged to the open robbery, and the crime is even heavier." Right?"

"Yes, they are robbers. The girl's nervousness gradually eased and she giggled.

Over there, Shen Long had already begun to tell his story with a smile on his eyebrows: "When I was a child, my economic situation was poor, not our family, but all of them. If you have a TV at home, you can be considered a local tyrant. We didn't have one at home, so my grandfather took me around to watch TV. Today I will go to Zhang San's house, and tomorrow I will go to Li Si's house. I just like to watch TV, high-tech stuff, it's new. One of my favorite cartoons at the time was this King Kong gourd baby. But I always go to watch TV, and the owner is annoyed, right? They lied to me that the gourd baby couldn't act, so I cried and made trouble, but people still didn't show it, they just loved to watch that...... What is that lingering thing called...... "Dream of Red Mansions", yes, "Dream of Red Mansions", I was so angry that I picked up a chair and smashed his TV......"

Lu Ping was chatting with the girl at the front desk, and couldn't help but turn around and say: "Don't say it, our childhood experiences are really a bit similar." ”

"Don't be close, listen to me!" Kong Long raised his hand, and then said: "So, this theme song of "King Kong Gourd Baby" makes me love and hate." Later, we also had a TV at home, but I still like to go to other people's houses to watch it, do you know why? Whoever doesn't let me watch "Hulu Baby", I will smash his TV. In this way, smashing back and forth, smashing out a big nose known as the little bully of the block...... Oh, I suspect now that my nose may have been accidentally touched by smashing someone's TV, and it hasn't been swollen until now. Ha ha. However, the TV slammed and I grew up. I don't think it's fun to smash the TV, and then I started to smash the field, from the commissary to the foot massage shop, from the foot massage shop to the Internet café, and then to the disco, KTV, and smashed out a big name, anyway, those who have been smashed by me are afraid of me, and those who have not been smashed are afraid of me to smash, it's so arrogant...... Later, I joined the Third Master, and I was quickly reused, and I was fortunate enough to become one of the top ten King Kongs of Qingfeng Hall......"

Kong Long's subordinates all listened to it with relish, and their blood was boiling.

For a while, I couldn't help but shout:

"Brother Nose, a legendary life!"

"Brother Nose has a story, and Brother Nose's life is full of stories. ”

“......”

Kong Long glared at the back and scolded: "I haven't finished talking yet, what kind of coaxing?"

All the men fell silent.

"Later, under the influence of the third master, I gradually understood a truth, you can't be too savage, and the rude party is always the weak party. Kong Long continued: "Especially the third master's sentence 'a soldier who surrenders without a fight', I think it's simply too classic." Later, I achieved restraint, every time I fought and occupied territory, I only needed to report my name as the 'Top Ten King Kong Hole Big Nose', and immediately settle it peacefully, and the other party would be killed without a fight......"

The girl at the front desk couldn't help but correct: "It's wrong, it's wrong, that word doesn't pronounce Su {su}, pronounce chestnut [li]!"

"Huh?" Kong Long looked stunned: "Polyphonic words, right?"

The girl at the front desk said: "It's not a polyphonic word, one is millet, the upper west and the lower rice, the other is chestnut, the upper west and the lower wood, you must have confused these two words." ”

"......" Kong Long looked ignorant.

"Girl, your performance today can be against a division. You are called a soldier who surrenders without a fight. Lu Ping gave a thumbs up to the girl at the front desk again, then turned his head and punched Kong Long and said: "Big nose, did you hear it? How important it is to study hard, idioms are the treasure of my Chinese language, if you don't use it, don't abuse it, this time it's a joke, right? ”

"You...... You, you, you...... Don't keep putting your ass on me!" Kong Long didn't expect himself to swallow mountains and rivers so angrily, just because he used the wrong word in an idiom, which caused this forced pretend to be a ruckus, and it couldn't be extended anymore.

"Oh, that's a bit disrespectful. Lu Ping turned back to his body, looked at Shen Long face to face, and said: "With all due respect, don't bother, in front of me, you really can't be a 'soldier who surrenders without a fight', this is my Lu Ping's forte." My strengths. ”

Kong Long sneered and looked up at Lu Ping: "What do you mean? Are you trying to persuade me in turn not to occupy your field? Ridiculous! I'm telling you now that I'm going to decide this time!"

"King Kong gourd baby...... Interesting, interesting. Lu Ping said matter-of-factly: "It seems that your title of 'Top Ten King Kongs' is also related to this cartoon? No, as far as I know, isn't mahjong also one of the top ten King Kong......s? Mahjong, did you do it on purpose? It's all King Kong gourd baby, your performance today is very cowardly, why did you tie your hands in front of this big nose?"

Mahjong looked dazed and couldn't speak: "I...... I ......"

Kong Long couldn't help but laughed: "What kind of top ten King Kongs is he, it's purely for the sake of making up the numbers! A few of us, including the third master, don't regard this kid as one of them at all." ”

Lu Ping walked over and looked at Mahjong: "Mahjong, he insulted you! He said you are not King Kong!"

Mahjong drooped his head, and his shy lips were about to be bitten: "Boss, he ...... He's right, I do...... It's really at the bottom of it. ”

"You say that the bottom is the bottom?" Lu Ping emphasized: "I don't agree!"

"You don't agree, you don't agree...... Does it work?" Kong Longxiao's intestines were about to break.

Lu Ping said with a smile: "It seems that from today onwards, it is necessary for me to help you re-rank the top ten King Kongs." Mahjong is the first to abandon the darkness and turn to the light, and of course he must be ranked first! Although he does seem to be a little cowardly. ”

He ...... He's number one?haha...... We don't admit the penultimate one, because in our eyes, he belongs to the indiscriminate number. The real top ten King Kongs are all powerful beyond your imagination. Kong Long laughed even harder.

His four men laughed as well.

Lu Ping emphasized: "I don't see how powerful you are, I only see that your nose is big." ”

"Okay, civilization! I'm still going to tell you about civilization!" Kong Long stretched out his hand and took off his shirt, his strong muscles were sharp and angular, and the pattern of a submachine gun was tattooed on his chest, and it was in the state of bullet discharge, which was very domineering.

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Bare back in public, also called civility?"

"Don't be afraid, I didn't take off my shirt to beat you. Kong Long shook his arms and said.

Lu Ping smiled bitterly: "Which eye of yours is afraid when you see me?"

"Don't be stubborn, you'll be scared in no time. Kong Long twisted his waist, shook his hips, shook his wrist a few more times, and then began to gather his strength.

He walked over to the front desk and stared at him.

The girl at the front desk shuddered at him and took a few steps back.

"Whose cup is this?" Kong Long pointed to a glass on it, which was soaked in a fat sea.

The girl at the front desk responded softly: "I...... My ......"

"Uh, it's yours again, you don't have a good voice?" Kong Long glanced at her and said, "You're unlucky." ”

Girl at the front desk: "......"

Kong Long picked up the water cup and controlled the water inside.

But the fat sea that was swollen was stuck in the mouth of the cup and refused to come out.

Kong Long had an idea, took two steps back, and then put the water cup on the ground.

Then he took another three or four steps back.

A handsome and cool somersault that leaps over a water glass.

And at the moment of taking off, at a lightning speed, he picked up the fat sea from the cup with his hand.

Of course, this process may have to be seen in slow motion.

After standing firmly on the ground, Kong Long showed the fat sea in his hand, then opened his bloody mouth, filled it into his mouth, and said with a smile: "It's just right, my throat is not good, I have to make up for it." ”

Handsome!

The audience was shocked!

This kind of somersault is extremely difficult.

Kong Long's four subordinates couldn't help but applaud.

Moreover, this big nose is quite humorous.

This kind of humor has brought the atmosphere of the scene to a new level.

But Lu Ping felt that he was clearly taking advantage of other girls.

That's what the girl at the front desk drank it from.

But he didn't interrupt, but patiently enjoyed the big-nosed performance.

"It was just a little warm-up, and I haven't gotten into the topic yet. Now everyone is optimistic, this is a double-walled glass. Kong Long put the water glass back, then stood up and slapped it hard.

Huh, what's wrong with the cup?

Burst......

Lu Ping couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Big nose, are you here to do tricks?"

"The scary thing is that this is not a trick, look here!" Kong Long slowly took away his palm and patted the glass shards stuck to his palm, with a look of anger on his face.

Looking at the tabletop again, there was only a pile of fine broken glass shards.

And it's crystal clear and even.

And they were all startled.

Slapping a double-walled glass into pieces with one palm is definitely a superior exercise.

Those guys on the Internet who claim to be masters, those broken bricks and gravel in selfies, compared to this, are simply weak.

It's not just about power, it's about speed.

The key is that there is also internal force, there are skills.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see the doorway.

Only Lu Ping walked over and took a cursory look, and said with a calm face: "I snatched someone's mobile phone just now, and now I broke someone's water cup, how are you going to compensate?"

Kong Long looked at Lu Ping hysterically, and said with a smile: "Boy, today I put my big nose here with my big nose, you just need to follow the path I just did, come again, then my big nose patted his ass and left on his own, and I won't take the mahjong away, and I won't occupy the field." Do you dare?"

Lu Ping smiled: "I can't do this kind of performance thing." ”

"Hmph, can't you do it? Then kneel down for Lao Tzu honestly and obediently hand over the field!" Kong Long saw that the time was ripe, and returned to the theme with a civilized attitude.

He felt that his behavior was very domineering.

It is very in line with the connotation of 'a soldier who surrenders without a fight' proposed by the third master.

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