Chapter Forty-Nine: Ninja Lala!
Ashiya leaked rain and never imagined that the cherry blossom fantasy that Baby Sauce relied on to become famous would be ineffective for Zhang Zizi.
All this is thanks to the ghost director Lu Yiguan.
Although he is just a gray-clothed rookie ghost, the strength of the illusion realm is far inferior to the baby sauce in front of him. But as a director with ideals and pursuits, his fantasy has far surpassed its own level in terms of characters, scenes, plots and props.
Zhang Zizai used to be Lu Yiguan's number one experiment, soaking in his illusion every day, accompanying him to study and study.
And Baby Sauce, as a phantom master in a country known for being good at shooting non-drama action movies with less than three people, the roughness of her illusion can be imagined.
Not to mention the smell of cheap cherry blossom powder, it is not as good as the smell of SixGod, which makes people feel refreshed, and the stairs paved by this cherry blossom, walking on the top is actually peaceful and generally has no level of frustration at all, just talk about the heroine in front of her, although her body appearance and demeanor are impeccable, but ...... How can she wear a maid outfit? A heroine who wants a man to kneel down and sing for her shouldn't be a cold queen full of royal sisters, right? But the little Lori who just appeared in front of Zhang Zizai in front of her in a maid costume, with blue hair and big eyes, obviously doesn't fit the character design of the entire fantasy world! This plot full of loopholes, what can be used to control Zhang Zizai? If this can make him fall into it, then Lu Yiguan's masterpieces, wouldn't all the departments have a Douban score of 9.9!
Zhang Zizi sighed, the gap between the two is like the gap between the ten "Donkey Gets Water" and "Fuchun Mountain Residence", which is an insurmountable gap.
Of course, he didn't know all this Luya leakage, so at this moment, he covered half of his swollen face that was beaten by Zhang Zizi, and said in shock: "You...... You weren't fooled by the illusion of the baby sauce. It can't be!"
Baby Sauce was even more incredible: "I just saw that you have followed my instructions......"
Zhang Zizi smiled slightly: "I have always been more willing to listen to the words of beautiful women, if you want to give some other instructions, I don't mind that we can make a separate appointment in the evening." ”
Ying Jiang knew that he was being teased, his eyes were on fire, and he stared at Zhang Zizai with a look of resentment, if his eyes could kill people, Zhang Zizai was already dead at this moment.
Frustrated the three members of the other party in a row, Zhang Zizai's aura leaked out, and shouted at the Ashiya family: "Who else!"
Everyone was shocked and retreated one after another, and for a while, no one stepped forward to fight.
Bai Maruko complained: "What is the Ashiya family, there is not even one who can fight, I think ...... You just call it the Lu Mandarin family. ”
Everyone in the Ashiya family turned pale, but they didn't dare to refute the power of Zhang Zizai and the others.
They are all people who have experienced countless battles, and it is not uncommon for them to be inferior in skills, but this is the first time they have encountered such a strange scene as today.
Ao Bing, who caught the fireball with his bare hands, endured it, at most, he had strong spiritual power and advanced skills.
However, the Soul Eater Array of the collapsed Ashiya was composed of hundreds of bats that ate people and did not spit out bones, and even the Akaya collapsed himself had to be supported on weekdays. But Zhang Zizai was able to subdue them all in an instant, this is no longer a matter of spiritual power, after all, spiritual power is strong, at most he can only protect himself or eliminate them, and this kind of thing beyond their understanding really shocked them one by one.
Coupled with the invincible cherry blossom fantasy realm of baby sauce, it actually has no effect on the seemingly ordinary young man in front of him, and Zhang Zizai at this moment is already an unfathomable and extremely strange existence in their eyes.
Zhang Zizai looked around, and everyone who was swept by his eyes couldn't help but take two steps back and bury his head deeper, for fear that he would point out to challenge himself.
Zhang Zizai clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Since no one ......"
"Me!" a voice came from not far away.
Zhang Zizi turned around, and Xi Bingzheng was standing in place with a fireball, at a loss.
"I asked the Ashiya family if anyone was challenging you, what are you shouting about. ”
Boiling Bing was embarrassed: "I just want to ask, where is the trash can." ”
Bai Maruko said speechlessly: "Find any garbage can, there is a pond in his yard, you just throw it in." ”
Hearing this, he raised the fireball to the back of his head, kicked his legs hard, rounded his arms, and threw the fireball out in an extremely standard iron-throwing position.
The huge fireball drew a perfect parabola in the air, crossing the courtyard wall of the Ashiya house, and with a loud bang, the flames erupted in an instant.
Shiramaruko rolled her eyes: "You idiot, who told you to throw it around?"
Boiling C: "You said just throw it in the yard?"
Shiramaruko: "The pool is in the backyard!"
"Then where did I throw it?"
Ashiya gritted his teeth when he caught fire: "You threw it in my room!"
Zhang Zizai said with a smile: "This time the fire in the reed house is really a fire." ”
Foreign Taoist: "Melon skin!"
Boiling C: "That...... Shall I go in and pick it up?"
The Ashiya fire, which had just calmed down, was once again in a hurry, spitting blood from his mouth and falling to the ground.
......
Boiling Bing and Yang Taoist priests went in to put out the fire, and Zhang Zizai stayed outside the door and continued to pretend to be 13.
"Since no one dares to challenge it, then ...... in this challenge book"
"Me!" a voice came from inside the courtyard.
"Save your fire!" Zhang Zizai said impatiently without raising his head. This boiled C, repeatedly disrupted his pretend 13 plan, didn't I see Kana Abe in the crowd staring at her, her eyes were already shining, and her heart was full of joy!
"I want to challenge you. A timid voice came from the crowd. Then, a short and fat teenager walked out.
The young man was wearing a black tight-fitting suit, his head was wrapped in a black square veil, only a pair of slender eyes were exposed, two katana swords were pinned to his waist, one long and one short, and a pair of straw sandals were on his feet, staring at Zhang Zizi cautiously.
Zhang Zizai: "Child, do you want to fight too?"
The boy shook his head and said, "No, I don't know how to spell. ”
Zhang Zizai: "Then what are you doing to make a scene?"
Boy: "Although I don't know how to spell, but in order to maintain the honor of our Ashiya family, I must leave the station!" The young man bowed deeply and said to Zhang Zizai: "The twenty-first great-grandson of the Ashiya family, the Konoha Shadow Ninja Ashiya Lalaxi came to challenge!" With that, his hands were sealed, and a cloud of white smoke rose from his feet and disappeared in place.
Zhang Zizai was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt the gust of wind behind him, and when he turned his head suddenly, Ashiya Lalaxi had flashed behind him, jumped high, and hit him with a flying leg.
Seeing a fat ball of more than 200 catties flying towards him, if he was hit, he would not be able to turn into a meatloaf in seconds.
At the critical moment, Zhang Zizai hurriedly used his new skills and shouted: "One, two, three, wooden man!"
In an instant, the whole picture freezes.
Zhang Zizai moved a few steps to the side, and three seconds later, Ashiya Lalaxi kicked in the air and landed not far away.
"You actually know how to shadow the escape technique?" Ashiya Lalaxi just flew up with a kick, and he was about to kick Zhang Zizai's body, but he flashed a few meters away without warning, he didn't know Zhang Zizai's wooden man, so he mistakenly thought it was the shadow escape technique in ninjutsu.
Zhang Zizai: "Shadow Escape Technique......?" It's a good name, much more handsome than the wooden man. ”
Ashiya Lalaxi shouted: "Come again!" Then there was another burst of white smoke, and Ashiya Lalaxi appeared on Zhang Zizi's side, jumped high, and pounced towards Zhang Zizai, Zhang Zizai repeated his old tricks, and easily dodged the blow.
After a few rounds of back and forth, Ashiya Lala was tired and panting in place, but she still didn't touch Zhang Zizi at all.
Ashiya Lala's brows furrowed, and she didn't know how to deal with it for a while.
The rain leaking from the reed house on the side seemed to see the clue, although I didn't know what exercises Zhang Zizai used, but every time Ashiya Lala attacked, he could hear Zhang Zizai chanting words in his mouth, it seems that this escape technique should be chanted first before it can take effect.
So, he hurriedly opened his mouth and reminded the Ashiya Lalashi on the field: "Lasi! Don't let him recite the mantra!
Hearing this, Ashiya Lala took out a few white orbs from his pocket and shouted, "Fart bomb!"
Then, the cloth ball was thrown to the ground, and suddenly a stinky fog rose all around, and everyone covered their noses and hid ten meters away.
Zhang Zizi was wrapped in this thick fog, coughing again and again, and it was difficult to even breathe at the moment, let alone chant a mantra.
And Ashiya Lalaxi was not affected by the dense fog at all because of the veil on his face, and at this moment he was quietly lurking in the thick fog, staring at Zhang Zizi with his eyes tightly, carefully observing his reaction.
A minute later, after confirming that Zhang Zizi could no longer open his mouth to recite the incantation, Ashiya Lala showed a triumphant smile.
This fart bomb, but after the gas condensed and emitted by his hard work every day to gnaw ten large radish, twenty roasted sweet potatoes, and thirty catties of boiled soybeans was collected, and then sealed in socks that were changed and washed once every six months. Unexpectedly, it came in handy here, and it was not in vain that in order to refine this bomb, he went from a slender handsome guy to a big fat man of more than 200 pounds.
At this moment, he felt that everything was worth it.
Ashiya Lala's eyes were full of smiles, and she jumped up again, rushing straight towards Zhang Zizi.
Zhang Zizai was in the thick fog, dizzy and dizzy, as long as he breathed, he would be choked to death and come back to life, and he couldn't use the skills of the wooden man at all.
At this moment, he has completely become a lamb to the slaughter, but it is estimated that this fart version of the lamb should not taste very good.
Just when Zhang Zizi was frowning, Ashiya's thin flying legs had already cleared the fart fog and appeared in front of Zhang Zizai.
Seeing the meat ball card flying from far and near, Zhang Zizi seemed to have smelled the stench coming from his feet, which was even better than a fart bomb.
Zhang Zizai held his head in his hands and lamented in his heart: "It seems that this is really dead!"