Chapter 50: Can't I Surrender!
Actually, Zhang Zizai has always felt that the two people of boiling Bing and Bai Wanzi are very good.
Although everyone mentions the word boiling, from an eighty-year-old lady to a three-year-old naughty boy, they will tell you that this person is not a good person. But in reality, he is not at all as arrogant and domineering as people say by mouth, bullying men and women, but is an upright, kind and helpful person. Aside from being a little silly, it's definitely great to be friends with.
And Bai Maruko, despite the fact that the drama spirit is poisonous and hot-tempered, and has the support of a father with a community background, she doesn't look like a virtuous wife and mother at first glance. However, she will bring Zhang Zizi food to herself every day, and she will always persuade Zhang Zizi to tell him what he is unhappy about when he is in a low mood, so as to make everyone happy.
Uh, it seems to have gone astray.
In short, despite their special status, they have always advertised themselves as good people.
This is the same as the tattooed brother who is also a bad guy.
In fact, Zhang Zizai has always been confused about the good guys and the bad guys.
He always felt that there were no good and bad people in this world in the full sense of the word.
Because sometimes, you do something that seems absolutely good in your own eyes, but you will also inadvertently leave the impression of a bad person in the eyes of others.
The neighbor's daughter-in-law gave birth to a big fat boy, and you set off a string of firecrackers to help them celebrate, and you are a good person in their eyes.
But Lao Wang next door, Lao Li, Lao Liu, Lao Liu, and even the mothers-in-law of Lao Xu's family in the neighboring village who can't give birth to children, all want to strangle you to death in their hearts, and maybe they have to say behind your back that others are so excited to have children, and the child must have something to do with you.
During the meal, you feel sorry for your wife, and you give her the chicken thighs on the plate, and you only eat the chicken butt. She burst into tears and felt that you were a considerate and warm husband.
However, you only care about your daughter-in-law and forget your mother, and you have become a white-eyed wolf again. In turn, you gave the chicken leg clip to the old lady...... Gotta don't want to go to bed tonight.
In the same way, sometimes you do something bad that even you feel that you can't get over on your conscience, but you will also accidentally become a good person in the eyes of others.
You set fire to the house next door, thinking that this must be a heinous villain.
But the owner of the house, who hurried back to put out the fire when he heard the news, accidentally found the old king next door who came out of the house with his bare buttocks. Now, the arson of the house has become a ventilation report, and you have become a good neighbor with good intentions, trying to find a way to remind your cuckold husband around the corner.
You hate the poor and love the rich, and in front of everyone you devalue the poor and dwarf who have been chasing you for many years as worthless, this should be a money worshipper in everyone's mouth. But a few years later, the poor man in a suit and leather shoes found you, crying and sighing that thanks to your words that woke up the dreamer, he was no longer confused, and since then he has worked hard to have today's Wanguan family wealth. You have changed from a gold worshipper to a touchstone that inspires others to work hard, and since then you have lived a happy life with men in suits.
Exactly what is good and what is bad is really a headache.
Maybe there are no so-called good people and bad people in this world, and if there are, they are just good people or bad people who think they think or others think.
Whether Boiling Bing and Bai Wanzi are good people or bad people, Zhang Zizi is not clear.
All he knew was that these two were people who were willing to stick a knife in their own ribs, and that was enough.
Although there is such a thing as a knife in the ribs, it is no different from being bitten by a mosquito for boiling Bing.
But for Zhang Zizai, it was as warm as charcoal in the snow. At this moment, he felt this warmth, and it was two.
At the moment when Zhang Zizai was dizzy and had difficulty breathing by Ashiya's thin fart bomb, he saw that his fat legs were about to kick his face but he was helpless.
Bai Maruko and Ao Bing both stepped forward.
Shiramaruko used all the strength of her body, her nostrils opened wide, and she sucked all her farts into her nose.
And Boiling Bing also appeared in time, grabbing Ashiya Lala's feet stretched out in the air.
Zhang Zizai looked at Bai Wanzi with gratitude in his eyes, and his heart was indescribably moved.
At this time, she was lying in the corner, vomiting wildly.
More vomiting than when I first saw myself.
......
Luya Lalaxi originally saw that Zhang Zizai was trapped in his fart bullet and couldn't work, and seeing that his fat leg was about to work, he was overjoyed, but he was grabbed by Ao Bing, who rushed out from the side.
He dragged his body of more than 200 catties, and was held in the air with one hand like this, and the scene was very embarrassing.
Boiling Bing: "You have been surrounded, put down your feet quickly, don't make senseless resistance, surrender is your only choice." ”
Ashiya Lalaxi: "You let me down first." ”
"No, you have to put down your feet first, it's too smelly." ”
Ashiya Lalashi said helplessly: "You grabbed my feet, how can I put it down?"
Only then did he react and quickly let go of his hand.
Ashiya Lala was let go violently, losing her center of gravity in the air, and a dog gnawed on and fell to the ground on all fours.
Seeing this, he hurriedly stepped forward to help him up: "Are you okay? ”
"It's okay, it's okay, you just let go too suddenly, my center of gravity was unstable and I fell down. Ashiya Lalashi covered her head and thanked him.
"It's okay, let's move on. After boiling Bing, without waiting for Ashiya Lala's reaction, he greeted him with a perfect uppercut according to his chin.
Ashiya Lala, who had just fallen from the sky, was sent up by a punch from the ground again, and his fat body turned into a long parabola, and his head and feet fell to the ground again.
"Despicable villain! Sneak attack while people are unprepared!" "Ashiya Lalashi lay on the ground with a look of resentment.
Boiling Bing said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you weren't ready, this time it doesn't count, I'll help you up, let's do it again." ”
"Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't come here! I can get up myself!" Ashiya Lalashi rejected Ao Bing's offer with a frightened face, and struggled to get up from the ground.
Xi Bing explained innocently: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, otherwise, you take it slow for a while, and then tell me when you're ready, we'll do it all over again." ”
Ashiya Lala stared at Xi Bing suspiciously, and saw that he really stood in place and did not react, so he took a deep breath, stretched his arms and pressed his legs, and actually started to prepare for the exercise.
Five minutes later, Zhang Zizai opened his mouth and urged: "Do you still have to finish the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics before starting the war?"
Ashiya Lala's face flushed: "I'm sorry, I twisted my waist when I fell just now, wait a minute, just wait for me to move." ”
Zhang Zizai: "Can you still have a waist with that figure?"
Ashiya Lalasa: "......"
After two episodes of the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics, Ashiya Lalashi finally finished preparing, and shouted to Xi Bing in high spirits: "Come on! I'm ready, this time I'm going to take it lightly and be easily ......stolen by you."
Before he finished speaking, the third prince's foot was already on his face.
Ashiya Lalashi took off perfectly again, his head hitting the ground, leaving a neat row of shoe prints on his face.
"How can this be true! I haven't finished my sentence, why are you suddenly attacking again!" said Ashiya Lala, lying on the ground, aggrieved and angry.
Xi Bing scratched his head in embarrassment, like a child who had done something wrong: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just heard you say that you're ready, so I'll ....... It's okay, it's okay, it's a big deal, it's not a big deal this time, you hurry up, we'll rematch. ”
Ashiya Lala calmed down, this person who had been boiling up repeatedly and secretly attacked himself while he was unprepared, and in the end he had to pretend that nothing happened, this was obviously humiliating himself! This revenge must be avenged!
So, he put his hands behind his head and used all his strength to fight a carp...... Didn't stand up, and hit his head on the ground again.
Ashiya Lalaxi turned over in embarrassment, got up with his hands, and glared at Xi Bing angrily: "It's just too deceitful......"
Boiling Bing: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't touch you this time." ”
Ashiya Lalaxi waved his hand: "I don't care! Anyway, today, I must let you know that I'm not Lalasi!" With that, his hands were sealed, and after a burst of pinching and chanting spells, he disappeared in place with a bang.
In a moment, Ashiya Lalaxi appeared behind the third prince, a step on his waist, his fat body spun rapidly in the air like a spinning top, and a whirlwind leg kicked towards the back of the head of Xi Bing.
So, an embarrassing scene appeared.
The same flying legs, the same single-handed grabs, the same stinking.
Bing Bing pinched his nose with one hand and grabbed his foot with the other: "What are you doing! Didn't I tell you to put down your feet? Why do you come back?"
Ashiya Lalasa: "You...... Put me down!"
Boiling Bing: "You put down your feet first, I'm going to smoke to death!"
Ashiya Lalaxi: "Didn't I tell you, how do you hold me and let me put it?"
Xi Bing came back to his senses: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, how did I forget this stubble." ”
Ashiya Lalasa: "Don't put it so abruptly......"
"What did you say?"
Ashiya Lalashi was lying on the ground, her expression loveless.
Xi Bing looked at the reed house who fell to the ground, and said distressedly: "Oh, why are you so careless, come on, come, I'll help you up." ”
Ashiya Lala howled and cried: "Don't move me! Don't move me! Can't I surrender?"
"But, we haven't started yet!"
Ashiya Lalasa: "......"