The summer day was warm, and the sun was lazily sprinkled on the roof, on the glass, on the ground, and on the girl's big white legs.

Zhang Zizi sat in the store, in a good mood.

bought the skills at a discount from Niu Dada, although there is nowhere to experiment - after all, there are no ghosts around - but don't think about it, Lao Niu will definitely not lie to him.

Just when Zhang Zizai was in the store fantasizing that he would no longer have to be afraid of being chased by ghosts in the future, the door of the store rang, and the monk Daoyan'er walked in, followed by his apprentice grandson, Zhu Jianfeng.

"Yo, where are they?"

When Zhang Zizai saw him come in, he suddenly lost his mood: "What are you doing here? Don't you see that these streets are already full of your notices?"

A few days ago, this Taoist monk relied on his profoundness and snatched the 15,000 that Zhang Zizi earned, and for this reason, he pasted this photo of Li Xiubian on three nearby streets, and also attached a 1,000-word reprimand.

I didn't expect this old guy to turn a blind eye and walk in so grandly.

Dao Yan'er saw that Zhang Zizi didn't give himself a good face, his face didn't change color and his heart didn't beat, he walked straight into the back kitchen, opened the refrigerator and rummaged through, and after a while, he walked out with a bag of chicken feet.

"You really don't remember people in this offspring, but I'm also your savior......

Zhang Zizai: "Can we stop mentioning this?"

Dao Yan'er smiled and said, "Okay, okay, Poor Dao doesn't have time to mess with you, I came to you for business." ”

Zhang Zizai: "What's the matter?"

Dao Yan'er: "Grab a kiss!"

……

In the car, there was a group of men's gangs - Zhang Zizai, Yang Daoshi, Ao Bing, Dao Yaner and Zhu Jianfeng.

The car was moving slowly on the road, and Zhang Zizai looked at the poor girls, young women and grandmothers on the side of the road, but his mood never got better.

The group of them gathered in the car just to do a big thing: to help Zhu Jianfeng rob his relatives...... Ahh

Originally, this was a happy event, if there was no such road in the car.

Zhu Jianfeng couldn't help it at first, opened the car window, and tried his best to dissipate the smell of the car: "Master Ancestor can accompany us to go, that is also worried about our safety, after all, the place we are going to is not an ordinary place, so don't blame him." ”

The monk in the front row put his bare feet on the windshield, and while picking at the seams of his feet, he ate roasted sweet potatoes and said: "See, learn from the consciousness of others! You must know that the appearance fee of the poor monk is very high! I can accompany you little hairy children out to play, which is the blessing that you have cultivated in eight lifetimes!"

After speaking, he leaned sideways and said "poof~", pulling the long line and letting out a sour fart.

After that, he shook his pants again, and said with an intoxicated face: "Cool!"

"Can you stop eating that thing? You've let out more than 30 farts in ten minutes! If you continue like this, the car will get foggy!

Now I finally understand why Shiramaruko, who loves to be the most lively on weekdays, said that she was not willing to participate in this operation.

Zhang Zizi vigorously stirred his hands, wanting to send the gas of the spicy eyes out of the window.

Dao Yan'er scolded with a smile: "You little rabbit cub, what do you know? Am I farting? This is all fairy energy! Smelling it can strengthen the body and ward off evil spirits!"

After that, he turned back to Zhu Jianfeng in the back row and said, "You kid have to suck more! When you go to grab a kiss for a while, it will be very useful!"

Zhu Jianfeng scratched his head in embarrassment: "Master, don't talk nonsense! I'm not here to rob my relatives!"

......He took out a photo from his pocket, drooled at the beautiful woman in the photo, and said: "Don't say it, this little fox fairy looks really smart!

Zhang Zizai complained: "Come on, right?

Dao Yan'er: "Who do you look down on? I've been a virgin for a few days!"

Zhu Jianfeng said with an embarrassed face: "Master...... It's not a good thing to do. ”

Monk Dao Yan'er stared at Zhu Jianfeng for a while, then laughed, and knocked Zhu Jianfeng on the head a few times with the hand he had just picked his toes: "What to pretend to be 2580,000 yuan, of course you have to grab it if you like it! Our Buddhist family has always dared to act!"

Zhu Jianfeng shook his head helplessly, meeting such an unrighteous ancestor is indeed enough for himself to be aggrieved.

Gradually, the car passed through the disturbance and drove towards a sparsely populated place.

The group waited lazily leaning in the car, looking out the window at the green mountains and rivers.

Ao Bing turned on the stereo, accompanied by the roaring music, and several people sang together in a loud chorus: "The king called me to patrol the mountains! After patrolling the South Mountain, I will patrol the North Mountain! I will grab a little fox fairy in the mountains! I will go home and be my wife after robbing!"

……

I don't know how long it took, but the foreign Taoist priest kicked Zhang Zizai, who was dreaming and drooling, and shouted at him: "Get out of the car!

Zhang Zizai opened his eyes and found that the sun no longer knew where to hide, leaving only a trace of residual red hanging in the sky.

Zhang Zizai asked, "Where is Dixian'er Village? Why didn't I see it?"

Dao Yan'er pointed not far away, a village lined with small western-style buildings, and gestured that it was it.

Zhang Zizi turned his head and looked at it, and he was really startled.

Good guy, this so-called Dixian Village is actually very different from what he imagined.

Originally, Zhang Zizai thought that the legendary Earth Fairy Village should be a fairyland hidden in the mortal dust.

Even if it doesn't have the smoke and clouds of Heavenly Court, it has to be a quaint and quiet place.

After all, such a place is conducive to cultivation.

However, the village in front of me is a big surprise.

The huge gold medal plaque of the local tyrant standing at the entrance of the village, and the rows of all kinds of cars, no matter how you look at it, you feel that this place is completely unhooked with the word "earth fairy".

Ao Bing drove the car to the village, and when he arrived at the door, he was stopped by an old man with a thief's eyebrows.

What do you do?

Ao Bing rolled down the window: "Hello, old man, we are here to visit the old fox fairy family, please be accommodating."

The old man stretched out his hand: "What about the customs clearance paperwork?"

Ao Bing: "Customs clearance paperwork? What's that?"

The old man glared angrily: "If you don't have any customs clearance documents, you dare to trespass into Dixian Village?

Zhang Zizai stretched his head out of the back window and smiled at the old man: "Uncle, don't be angry, we are in a hurry to come this time, we didn't prepare in advance, and I haven't heard of such a thing as the need for customs clearance documents." ”

Zhang Zizai misunderstood, he thought that Dixian Cun'er was completely unorthodox and had no quaint temperament at all.

I didn't expect that customs clearance documents are still required to enter and exit, and this ancient inheritance can only be preserved in this kind of Dixian'er Village, which can live for hundreds or thousands of years at every turn!

The old man rolled his eyes at the people in the car, and said with a disdainful expression: "Lonely and unheard! I don't even know the customs documents!"

As he spoke, he put his hand in his pocket, and after a while he took out a hundred-dollar bill and shook it in front of them.

"See!