Chapter 133: It's You Again!
This immortal village is really not enough for 6.
Zhang Zizai originally thought that the so-called customs clearance documents should be similar to some kind of special identity certificate that had been preserved from ancient times, which could ensure that these earth immortals would not be disturbed by mortals.
As a result, after a long time, it turned out that this old guy just wanted to collect a toll!
Seeing the old man shaking the hundred yuan in his hand, Ao Bing sighed helplessly, took out one from his wallet and handed it to him.
The old man immediately turned his anger into laughter, and happily said to a few people: "Na, go in from here, go straight to the third intersection and turn around, there is a parking lot there, and foreign vehicles can only be parked there, otherwise they will be ticketed!"
With that, he waved his hand at the group and motioned for them to enter the village.
According to the old man's instructions, several people drove the car to an open place and stopped.
As soon as a carload of people got out of the car, they felt a surge on the ground, only to see the ground rolling behind them, and after a while, a figure came out of the ground.
Take a closer look, heh! It's still the old man from before.
The old man walked towards a few people and asked with an iron face, "What are you doing?"
Zhang Zizai: "Uncle, didn't I tell you before? We are here to find the old fox fairy family!"
The old man waved his hand: "Okay, show your pass!"
Zhang Zizai: "Pass?"
The old man saw that he was confused, and said angrily: "I don't have a pass, and I dare to hang around in the Dixian Village!
Hearing this familiar line, Zhang Zizai understood, so he shook his head helplessly and poked Ao Bing's waist: "Hurry up and get the pass out!"
Ao Bing still didn't know what to do: "Pass? But we don't have that thing! I only brought my ID card and driver's license." ”
This stupid man, Zhang Zizai smiled bitterly, reached into his trouser pocket, took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the old man: "Old man, ...... Pass to you!"
The old man touched his beard and smiled at him, "Okay, you can walk around the Dixian Village at will!"
Zhang Zizai thanked him, and then led everyone out of the parking lot and onto the street.
A group of people walked and watched on the street, and if it weren't for the fact that most of the pedestrians on this street walked with their fluffy tails exposed, he wouldn't believe anything, this place was the legendary Dixian Village.
Just look at the bright red paint on the wall on the side of the road, "If you want to be rich, build roads first, have fewer children and more trees!" The slogan made Zhang Zizi feel as if he had entered a small village in a certain township, and there was no so-called fairy spirit at all.
And the various small advertisements posted on the telephone poles are also smacking.
"Five hundred years of practice of old Chinese medicine, weasel family, specializing in the treatment of fox odor, bad breath and foot odor, medicine to get rid of diseases!"
"Seven hundred years of skill white mouse family, water pipes, sewers, your best choice!"
"Three hundred years of green snakes, supply all kinds of ecstasy, invalid refund!"
"It turns out that the legendary earth fairy also works part-time!" Zhang Zizai stared at all kinds of strange advertisements on the telephone pole and said speechlessly.
Monk Dao Yan'er smiled strangely: "Of course, joining the WTO is also a kind of cultivation, just like me, don't I also look for destined people in various places every day to purify sentient beings!"
Zhang Zizai rolled his eyes, just like him, every day with ten yuan a pile of broken crosses wholesaled in the light industry market, standing in the corners of the city without urban management and deceiving those passers-by on the street, he is embarrassed to say that he is not ashamed to say that he is universal to all sentient beings?
Seriously, an unashamed liar like him, it's the first time I've seen Zhang Zizai in his life!
Belch...... No, the second time.
I almost forgot about the two-quarters immortal king who flew away.
I don't know where he is now, whether he is doing well, whether he was accidentally hit by a car, stoned to death, burned to death by fire, or choked to death by food.
If not, it would be a shame.
After taking a turn in Dixian Village, seeing that it was getting late, everyone decided to find a place to rest first, and then go to the official door tomorrow to propose.
After walking back and forth for three streets, they finally found a good inn - "Maple Forest Evening Inn"
Zhang Zizai looked at this name and thought about such a naked hint, wouldn't it be clear to tell him that there would be some special services inside?
Maybe as soon as you live in, you can receive a bunch of small cards printed with bikini ladies from the crack in the door, and at night, take the opportunity to call a few girls with long tails to experience a different style, which feels pretty good!
Thinking of this, Zhang Zizi pointed to the inn card and said to everyone: "I think this is good!
After speaking, he rushed in with an excited face.
Who would have thought that as soon as you entered the door, you would meet a familiar face.
"Why are you again?"
The old man was sitting at the counter reading a book, and when he saw someone coming in, he quickly raised his head and said with a puzzled expression: "How many are you?"
"Uncle, there have been two more and no three and four, you have cheated us twice, why do you want to come here to fool people? This is too ruthless, right?" Zhang Zizai finished speaking, turned around and prepared to leave the store.
The old man behind him hurriedly stopped him: "Little brother don't go! I think you may have recognized the wrong person, I really don't know you!"
Don't know each other? I just changed my tricks and cheated them twice for money, and now I don't know each other when I turn around?
Zhang Zizai gritted his teeth and looked at him, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "No matter what you say this time, don't think about taking a dime from my pocket!"
The old man spread out his hand and said with an innocent face: "What kind of money do you think I am?
"Free?"
The old man nodded firmly.
Well, it seems that he really blames him, although this old man looks exactly like the person he met twice in a row before, and even the oil stains on the corners of his clothes and the holes in his trouser legs are the same, but maybe they are not alone.
After all, it's normal to be a youkai and look like it.
You must know that in the famous Journey to the West, the three famous monsters of the Black Tiger Spirit, the Multi-Eyed Monster, and the Centipede Spirit also look exactly the same, as if they were carved out of a mold!
The foreign Taoist priest pursed his lips and complained disdainfully: "Silly X, those monsters were originally played by one person!"
Zhang Zizai: "......"
Anyway, no matter what, Zhang Zizai felt that this old man was indeed not the same person as before.
After all, he didn't reach out and ask for money as soon as he came up, like the two old immortals who drilled money before, and from this point of view, they are indeed fundamentally different.
No, the old man took out a bunch of keys now, took a few people to the second floor with an enthusiastic face, and then handed the keys to a few people and said, "The whole floor is empty, you can choose any place to live!"
Zhang Zizai thanked him again and again when he heard this, but the old man stayed where he was and didn't leave, just stretched out his hand to him with a smile.
"What do you mean, isn't it free?"
The old man grinned: "Yes, the accommodation is free...... But...... You'll have to show your ID!"