Hearing their conversation, he was quite helpless, saying that he was thinking that you were called a scumbag, and since this is the case, then dig the grave, but he was said to be a straight man, and he still doesn't know how to talk to a girl.

It feels like it's not right to say anything, since that's the case, it's better to be a brother, needless to say that I miss you and love you, Mo Da, like he said to Wang Fei and they have always been "Get out of here for labor!"

How arrogant, how generous, how can it be like this, he remembers that both Yan Yue and his wife seem to have said this about him! Is it that they are not normal girls or Li Chun, they have mutated!

"Then what do you want? You can't think about it, you can't dig the grave! What the hell do you want!" Xu Yang looked at the two helplessly and said.

He found that sometimes women really can't understand, in short, if you meet someone who understands you very well, you must catch it!

Li Chun: "It's not about what you say, but about your attitude, when girls say this to you, they just want you to coax us, not really want to ask what you're doing!"

Hearing her words, Xu Yang couldn't help but slowly stretched out a thumbs up and said, "Awesome, but what do you want to express, can you tell me directly? I'm not a roundworm in your stomach, how can I know!"

"This is a test of whether you men understand us girls, and whether you will think about us!"

Hearing this, his anger suddenly stopped, and then he said: "Ao, so that's the case~!, can you show me a flirtatious man, let me see if you are a straight daughter!"

"Come on, come on, I'm still afraid that you won't succeed!" Then Li Chun returned to the same way he was just now and said:

"Let's go out shopping in a moment!"

Xu Yang: "Don't go!"

Li Chun...

She didn't expect that Xu Yang wouldn't play cards according to the routine, and then said: "Why refuse, I'm afraid that I won't be worthy of you with my appearance?"

Xu Yang: "You are not ugly or fat, but your figure is a little strong, the knife is close to the heart of the axe, and you look like Cheng Biting Jin, you are fighting the landlord in the spring, no one dares to take it!"

Li Chun: w(゚Д゚)w

In this case, it can only be a killer move, and no man will refuse a woman who takes the initiative.

"Then when do you have time, let's go on a date together!"

Xu Yang: "There is no more in this life, in the next life!"

Li Chun:(°ー°〃)

"Then I'll call you every day in the future, and I'll buy you whatever you want!"

Xu Yang: "Tomson has one product and two suites, 100 square meters, all hardcover!"

Σ(°△°|) ︴

"It's too much! Brother, how much do you know how much the two 100-square-meter houses there are!Can you order clothes and shoes like other men!" Li Chun asked helplessly, she felt that her anger bar was about to fill.

"You can't even afford my beloved house, and you still want to date me and say you like me?"

"Why don't you know what I want!Phew~~ Straight daughter!"

Li Chun: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻

His words made Li Chun so angry that he pinched his own people, and he felt that he was about to carry it back.

"I let you say that I am a straight daughter, and you can listen to what you say for yourself!"

As he spoke, he came up directly and twisted him, and the position was still the same as Reba's, all aimed at the soft flesh on his waist, and I felt that this technique was also passed down in the same vein!

"I'll let you have two suites, I'll let you be fully hardcovered, I'll let you say that no one dares to take it!"

Xu Yang could only say while defending: "Hey! let go! Why are you still doing it, can't you afford to play!"

"That's right, I just can't afford to play today, say, I'm not a straight daughter!!"

Xu Yang...

Okay, heroes don't suffer immediate losses, since they are in a weak position, there is nothing wrong with proper recognition.

"No, absolutely not, you're a little fairy, ****.. Meaning, gentle and generous, the kitchen under the hall is simply the dream lover in the eyes of all men!"

Seeing this situation, Qiao Fei couldn't help but smile on the side: "Fourth brother, I found out that you are definitely lying about your age, you can't be 26 pigs, you should be donkeys, if you don't beat you, you will definitely not speak well, typical non-violent non-cooperation, hahaha!"

Taking advantage of Li Chun's distraction, he immediately broke free from the other party's control and then ran away, always making him feel insecure with them.

It is said that men make women insecure, and the relationship between two people will definitely break down, but I didn't expect that the truth that women make men insecure is also universal!

Li Chun...

Looking at Xu Yang, who had disappeared in a smoke, she couldn't help but calm down her excitement, took a deep breath for a while before she eased up and said:

"I'm so angry, Sister Qiao Fei, cancel the chicken leg for Xu Yang's lunch today to save money for the crew!"

In this regard, Qiao Fei smiled and said: "Okay, you said that he is a straight man, why are you angry! Is it because he can't help but be amorous, hehe!"

"Sister Qiao Fei~~ What are you talking about! Ignore you, hum!"

"Okay, okay, I won't say it!"

As soon as the picture turned, Xu Yang hurriedly fled to Xie Yi, although there is no trust between the fox and the phoenix, and the CP relationship has broken down, but at least he is safe here!

"Brother, hurry up, pour me a cup of tea to suppress the shock!"

Xie Yi looked at him and couldn't help asking, "What's the matter, you're being picked up by a dog!"

"Uh... I'm not going to be able to come back!"

Then he told the other party what had just happened carefully, and Xie Yi said after listening: "Brother, you can still come back alive after you have died to this point, brother, I respect you as a man!"

Xu Yang...

Then Xie Yi used his rich experience to explain to Xu Yang how to get along with his wife, but he was a wife and it was only his experience, Xu Yang's wife in his previous life was very gentle!

How can he empathize without the same experience? So he barely understood!

"In this way, brother, what you said is too complicated and not suitable for me, you just tell me how to see that a woman is angry in advance, I can run in advance!"

Hearing his words, Xie Yi couldn't help but smile and pointed at him and said, "You! This is the right question, I'm telling you this!"

"When a woman is angry, there are some starters, just 'okay', okay, busy with you!"

"As soon as the word 'bar' appears, there is not much time left for you, do you think about whether Xiao Chun showed these performances before he got angry just now?"

Xu Yang thought about it carefully, not to mention that there is really one, it is really the experience of the people who came over, it is a cow break!

"Yes, yes, what about my brother?"

Xie Yi: "Then?"

As soon as the word 'bar' appears, it's the same as the red light on Ultraman's chest, before it turns on, you can still reason with her, but as long as the red light comes on, the monster will know that this is over~~!"

Xu Yang...

Although this metaphor is very far-fetched, I have to say that it is still very vivid, and if you think about it carefully, the process of Li Chun's anger just now is simply the same.

It was okay at first, but then she started it as soon as the word 'bar' appeared, and it didn't add up to a minute, so sure enough, there was not much time left for him!

"That old brother, the red light on Ultraman's chest is on, and he hasn't fought monsters in the end, what do you say, I've watched several episodes of cartoons like this!" Xu Yang asked puzzled.

Xie Yi: "I didn't turn on the red light, did he call a lot of Ultraman and kill the other party later?"

"Uh... Makes sense!"

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