Chapter 427: You Open the Voice!
Sure enough, the people who came here are different, the big truth is a set of things, and it makes sense, even Xu Yang agrees with the other party's words very much.
Isn't that right! Ultraman has beaten people when the red light is on, and in the end, it doesn't depend on shaking people? The entire Ultraman family can come to support!
Just like that part of the girl, after getting angry, I found that it was useless, either to talk to a friend or to send a circle of friends, to say, he doesn't love me anymore, and in the end I carried it all alone!
As long as everyone who knows this girl comes to help him crusade against the scumbag, he stands on her side, and that boy is like a little monster, helpless, weak and pitiful!
"That makes sense, so young man, getting along with women is a skill, and you're still far from it!" he picked up a cup of tea and drank it!
Xu Yang: "It does make sense, so I think I should be faster when I run, as long as I run fast enough, women can't catch up with me!"
"Poof~~!"
"Ahem... Brother, if you think about it carefully, there is some truth in your words, if you are wise, if you are wise, if you are wise, if you are foolish!" Xie Yi nodded with a smile and said.
And in his heart, he said, 'Damn, I can't communicate with this kid anymore, I feel that he will be angry sooner or later if he goes on like this', and it was only at this time that he somewhat understood why Li Chun was angry, no matter how good his temper was, there would always be a day when he couldn't help it!
At this time, Gu Wanning came over and sat down next to them, still playing with a mobile phone in her hand, looking at the posture should be playing a game, Xu Yang glanced at it, and sure enough, she was playing the game "King of Pesticides", and she was still a shooter.
Well, this is not the same as him, he is the middle lane, he never plays the shooter, and there is no retreat at all!
"Teacher Xie, what were you talking about just now?" Gu Wanning asked while playing a game.
Xie Yi: "Nothing, I'm talking to Xiao Xu about the philosophy of life, after all, he is the most confused time at this age, in order for him to take fewer detours in the future, I will teach him a lesson!"
Xu Yang...
"The two of them are really cultural people, and when they come out to make a scene, they can talk about the philosophy of life, I can't do it, I have graduated for many years, and now I feel sleepy when I listen to the class," Gu Wanning said with a smile.
In this regard, Xie Yi whispered to the two: "So, young people still have to read more, it will be good for the future, what do you say?"
"I don't read now, but I write books! Hehe, when will my brother read my book, remember to go to Qidian to read the genuine version!"
Xie Yi...
It was a mistake to forget that there was a writer here, and then immediately pretended that nothing had happened, took a sip of tea and said, "Hey, if only there was wine and two side dishes now, how poetic it would be with the scenery here!"
"A few friends drink and chat together, as the saying goes, 'will be in the wine, the glass will not stop'!"
Gu Wanning: "Hey, I know that it was Li Bai who rushed in the designated direction with a drunken sword style, and caused physical damage to the targets that passed along the way, as well as a short stun, and the cooldown time was 12 seconds."
Xie Yi...
Xu Yang...
"Old girl, you're pretty good at playing this game!
Gu Wanning: "Of course, I play everything, but it's still the shooter who plays the best!"
"Then why are you 0-5 now?"
Gu Wanning...
"It's not up to me!"
"It's all our family's auxiliary, that assistant wanders around, and the jungler doesn't come to help, and he is stunned by the other party!"
It's a good trick to shake the pot, this situation was seen a lot when I played games at school, as long as I lost, I greeted my teammates first, and then reported it, regardless of whether I was in a pit or not.
Now he looks at each other the same way he looked at his roommate, very suspicious, he didn't see the specific operation, he was afraid that if it was really what he imagined!
"You say, I don't play well and say that I play with the dish, he scolds me, ah~~! he scolds me" said and handed over the phone.
"Fourth brother, come and help me scold him, you write and type fast!"
Xu Yang...
The first time I heard that people who write fast typing actually have this function, he immediately pulled his mobile phone aside and said: "Your fourth brother is a northeasterner, and we only say four words when we play games and tear b!"
"What are those four words?"
Xu Yang: "You open the voice!"
Gu Wanning...
It is absolutely not noisy to be able to do it, but in the game, as long as you can speak and never type, it is too troublesome, and the reason why Northeast dialect is so contagious is because it is concise and easy to understand, and has strong expression skills.
Because people are lazy, they will subconsciously choose labor-saving methods to achieve their goals, and how many languages are omitted from the word 'dry' in the Northeast dialect, such as 'what to do!' to do a fight, to do it or not, and so on!
"Fourth brother, this is on the set, it won't affect us well if we do this! How can we say that we are also public figures!" Gu Wanning said with some uncertainty.
Xu Yang: "That's not good, come on old girl, you type and let that turtle grandson turn on the voice, you see if I spray him or not, it's over, the fourth brother must take this breath for you today! Come on, come on!"
Seeing this, Gu Wanning hid her phone back and said, "No, fourth brother, I'll just talk about it casually, there are so many people around, if others see you like that, do you want to have idol baggage in the future!"
"Don't worry, my brother knows it" said and snatched the other party's mobile phone, and then typed in the game: "Come on, that assistant, you turn on the voice! I'm too lazy to type and scold you!"
Liu Chan on the opposite side suddenly couldn't bear it, as a big man, he couldn't accept such a provocation, he had never seen such an arrogant person when he was so big, and the dishes he played were not to be said!
"Labor and management have opened the voice, I'm **you**!" a rough male voice came from the phone.
Then Xu Yang immediately turned off the speaker, turned on the microphone and said:
"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, legal system, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. ”
"When contemplating the bodhisattva of self-reliance, when he walks in the deep prajnaparamita, he sees that the five aggregates are empty, and he overcomes all suffering. The relics are not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and the same is true when you want to know it. ”
As soon as these words came out, the other party's little horn stopped flashing, as if he was stunned, and the 24-character mantra warned the other party about socialist values, and the later "Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra" made the other party not so angry at a young age.
Then the other party's little horn began to flicker wildly, but it didn't matter, he had already blocked him anyway, and after a full two minutes, a line of words appeared on the phone screen!
"Exit the game, and the front of these four words is Liu Chan's avatar"
"Okay, you can report him after the game is over!" Xu Yang said with a smile.
Gu Wanning...