Chapter Ninety-Seven: I Don't Go to the Anorectal Hospital

"Le Shao is back, hurry up and sit down. When everyone saw Fang Le coming, it was as if they had seen a savior, they were afraid that if they continued to drink like this, they couldn't leave the table.

Zhang Jingya was also a little helpless, originally she wanted to pour the other party down, and then let the other party make a little fool of herself to take revenge, who knew that the other party actually looked like a thousand cups were not drunk, this method had to be abandoned.

Thinking of the temperature on her buttocks just now, Zhang Jingya's face that had just cooled down turned red again, and she didn't know why, and her heart was a little messy, was it because a boy had never touched herself?

And Zhang Jingya, who had just sat down and was happy to see the delicate and beautiful, had calmed down and had rekindled with anger, and her chest kept rising and falling.

Seeing this, the fat man hurriedly stepped forward and whispered: "Le Shao, don't be angry, don't forget our plan." ”

Hearing this, Fang Le took a few deep breaths, and nodded with difficulty, indicating that he knew.

The fat man breathed a sigh of relief, in case the matter failed because of the other party's idiocy, and he couldn't get anything, the other party would definitely blame himself.

"Sir, can you serve food now?" a well-dressed waiter came to the private room and asked respectfully.

Everyone didn't speak, this meal was Fang Le's treat, so naturally he was in charge, Fang Le nodded and said with a smile: "Yes! ”

Although the famous hotel is not as large as the imperial residence, it is also a very luxurious place in Sanyuan, and the service attitude is naturally not said, just a few minutes, and a large table of dishes has been served.

What is the stewed cloud beef, the dry pot bullfrog, the plum cabbage button meat...... Although it is not as good as the dishes of the He family and the Imperial Residence, it is not bad. Just this meal, it is estimated that it will cost thousands of dollars, and I have to say that Fang Le is still willing to spend money on Zhang Jingya.

Many of the people sitting there had never seen such a luxurious feast, and they suddenly moved their index fingers and started eating.

"Everyone let go of eating, and we will add if it is not enough. At this time, Fang Le had a confident smile on his face again, he glanced at Li Xiaotian, who was eating by himself, and said meaningfully, "Especially some people who are not in my class, I guess they have never eaten anything like this." ”

Reaching out and holding down Zhang Jingya, who wanted to speak, Li Xiaotian stuffed a piece of cloud beef into his mouth, then wiped his mouth, looked at Fang Le and smiled: "I really haven't eaten anything like this, since I let go of eating, how about we drink two cups?" ”

The expression on Fang Le's face froze suddenly, and he didn't dare to answer, he had seen the other party's astonishing amount of alcohol, and he believed that the other party could definitely drink himself to the hospital.

Seeing that the other party was silent, Li Xiaotian sneered, and then sandwiched a few pieces of Chaotian pepper into Zhang Jingya's bowl, and said affectionately: "Yaya, this is your favorite food, eat it quickly." ”

Then he looked at the puzzled crowd and explained: "Our Yaya likes to eat spicy food the most, especially this kind of Chaotian pepper, which has always been her favorite." ”

Let you pit me for drinking!

Look who's worse now!

Eat the spiciest chili peppers and go to the best anorectal hospital!

Li Xiaotian thought viciously in his heart at this time.

It's just that when everyone saw this intimate couple, although they had some lemons in their hearts, they still echoed:

"It seems that you are really in love. ”

"Yes, I know Zhang Daxiaohua's hobby so well. ”

"It's just that the food that Colonel Zhang likes to eat is a little different from ordinary people. ”

......

All kinds of ridicule or flattering exhortations came, which made Li Xiaotian a little embarrassed.

Zhang Jingya glanced at Li Xiaotian and smiled: "Tiantian, you know me best, and you know me best, so you know that I like to eat this." ”

Not good!

As soon as these two words popped out of Li Xiaotian's heart, Zhang Jingya quickly stuffed a few pieces of Chaotian pepper into Li Xiaotian's mouth.

"Every day, I'm sure you like to eat what I like to eat. ”

This scene made Fang Le's eyes glare, his pair of chopsticks had just been used by Li Xiaotian, and the two actually kissed indirectly!

On the other side, Li Xiaotian, who was stuffed with chili peppers, also wanted to cry without tears, but he didn't expect that he was actually tricked by the other party. At this time, the Chaotian pepper in the mouth is not swallowed, and it is not swallowed. Before he could chew it, Li Xiaotian had already felt the huge energy contained in the chili pepper.

"Tiantian, why don't you eat it? Don't you like what I like?" Zhang Jingya looked at Li Xiaotian with pity, and asked pitifully. It seems that Li Xiaotian doesn't eat this chili pepper because he doesn't love her anymore.

The male classmate at the table swallowed a mouthful of saliva, eager to eat the Chaotian pepper for Li Xiaotian.

Although the time is still a little short, but there is no way, Li Xiaotian doesn't want to go to the anorectal hospital, even if it costs an extra five hundred merit points, he has to spend it!

He cried out in his heart:

"I'm going to enter the Heavenly Realm!"

"Ding!"

"The host is currently unable to enter the Celestial Realm, and there are four hours left until the next time to enter the Celestial Realm. The host can choose to consume 1000 merit points to enter immediately. ”

Seeing that there were only four hours left, Li Xiaotian was a little unwilling in his heart.

"Every day, you eat quickly. ”

At this time, Zhang Jingya's gentle watery voice came, which made Li Xiaotian shiver, and looked at everyone's expressions of envy, jealousy and hatred, Li Xiaotian almost wanted to vomit blood, gritted his teeth and shouted:

"Consume 1,000 merit points at once!"

"Ding!"

"If the consumption is successful, the host will enter the celestial realm after five seconds, and the time limit is three hours. The countdown begins!"

“5!”

“4!”

“3!”

“2!”

“1!”

......

When Li Xiaotian opened his eyes again, he spit out Chaotian Pepper with one mouth, and then he exhaled a few deep breaths, but he still felt that the inside of his mouth was burning like fire, and he hurriedly took out a bottle of water from the system space and drank it in a big gulp. After he drank all the bottles of water, he felt a little stronger.

"Brother, you're finally here. Sun Wukong's voice came, "Did you bring Liqun cigarettes? Hurry up, give it to me!"

Li Xiaotian looked up and saw Sun Wukong squatting in front of him, constantly scratching his ears and cheeks, and the monkey hair on his body had lost its luster.

Seeing the other party's appearance, Li Xiaotian couldn't cry or laugh a little, how could the other party's appearance still be high-spirited a few days ago?

"Great Sage, please wait for me for a few minutes, and I'll get it for you right away. ”

Saying that, Li Xiaotian took out the floor cloth and loudspeaker that the system gave to him, and I have to say that these two things are really convenient.

For example, if you just put something on it, it will be placed automatically, which can save a lot of time. And there's built-in space, which isn't big, but it's better than nothing.

And this big speaker, Li Xiaotian really realized the benefits, he didn't need to record at all, he only needed to control this thing with his mind, and this big speaker actually ignored the transmission route and directly transmitted it to people's hearts, even if he covered his ears, he could hear it clearly.

Looking at Sun Wukong's appearance, Li Xiaotian directly took out a whole Chinese cigarette from the system space and handed it to the other party: "Great Sage, look, this is the new harvest of the younger brother in the secret realm. ”