Chapter Ninety-Eight: The Celestial Bloodshed Caused by Half a Pack of Cigarettes
Sun Wukong hurriedly unpacked the package, looking at the 10 packs of Chinese cigarettes, his eyes were moist, he didn't expect that his brother would be so good to him!
Immediately, he hurriedly opened a pack, took out one and put it in his mouth, took out the lighter skillfully lit, and finally showed an extremely pleasant expression.
Li Xiaotian smiled slightly: "Great Sage, how does this cigarette taste?"
Hearing this, Sun Wukong smashed his mouth, and then took another puff, and the cigarette was directly declared dead. Sun Wukong spit out a cloud of mist, with a look of remembrance in his eyes, then touched the monkey's head, and said a little embarrassedly: "I feel that the taste of this cigarette is not as good as the Liqun cigarette last time, brother, how about bringing Liqun cigarettes to my grandson next time?"
Li Xiaotian was stunned, he looked at the Chinese cigarette in his hand and fell into deep thought, could it be that he bought a fake?
"Brother, you say, what do you want this time? I'll get it for you!" Sun Wukong looked at Li Xiaotian, lit another cigarette for himself, and patted his chest to promise.
"Great Sage, can you tell me first, why did you become like this?" Li Xiaotian looked at Sun Wukong and frowned and asked, could it be that the other party was injured in the process of fighting with Erlang God last time?
Sun Wukong sighed, and said with a bitter monkey face: "Alas, brother, you don't know anything, and let me say it slowly." ”
After a while, Li Xiaotian understood, the last time Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie fought with Erlang God and Roaring Sky Dog, not long after the fight, Taishang Laojun came to persuade him to fight. Although Sun Wukong is usually very arrogant, he is still a little jealous of this mysterious old man, after all, no immortal knows how deep Taishang Laojun's mana is.
One person, one monkey, one pig and one dog saw that Taishang Laojun had come to persuade him, and knew that he couldn't fight at all, so he had to stop, and then Taishang Laojun began to criticize and educate the four who did not abide by the rules of heaven. And Sun Wukong naturally disdained this kind of criticism and education, so he took out Liqun cigarettes and started smoking, it doesn't matter if he doesn't smoke, this smoke The other people are like wolves that smell fishy, and immediately ask Sun Wukong where this thing came from.
Sun Wukong naturally won't tell a few people, after all, this is a scarce material, and one more immortal will give one more competition!
So the other four people wanted to beat Sun Wukong......
Sun Wukong naturally couldn't beat it, and in desperation, Sun Wukong took out one and handed it to the three immortals and one dog, and then the three immortals and one dog took turns to smoke the cigarette......
Then the three immortals and one dog were suddenly shocked, and continued to ask Sun Wukong about the origin of his cigarettes, and continued to ask for cigarettes.
Sun Wukong is a violent temper, even if it is once, he actually does it a second time!
Then Sun Wukong had a fight with these three immortals and one dog...... Not surprisingly, Sun Wukong lost, and the three immortals and one dog snatched the Liqun cigarettes, and the three immortals and one dog divided the small half pack of cigarettes.
But they still felt that it was not enough, and continued to ask Sun Wukong for it, and then several people broke out again, and this time Sun Wukong also had a good memory, and if he didn't fight others, he caught Zhu Bajie and the Roaring Sky Dog Hammer. Beat Zhu Bajie into a dog's head, and the roaring dog into a pig's head......
In the end, the three immortals and one dog were imprisoned by the Jade Emperor for a week to reflect on the grounds that they had participated in the siege, and Sun Wukong did not receive any punishment because he was the victim.
It's just that for Sun Wukong, this is the beginning of the nightmare, all the cigarettes were snatched away, he didn't have to smoke, he just felt that the days were not as good as day by day, and the whole monkey began to have no spirit, just two days, even if he was beaten, the monkey hair that did not fade became no longer shining.
So Sun Wukong came to the place where Li Xiaotian often appeared and squatted and guarded.
Fortunately, the emperor lived up to his heart and finally made him wait.
......
After saying this, Sun Wukong lit another cigarette for himself with tears in his eyes.
And Li Xiaotian also sighed, for this kind of thing, he didn't know how to comfort the other party, he could only hope that the three immortals and one dog would be fine in the future. But thinking that Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie would turn their faces over a cigarette, Li Xiaotian felt a little funny.
Rolling his eyes, Li Xiaotian asked, "Great Sage, let me take the liberty of asking, do you have any money?"
"Money, what's that?" Sun Wukong, who was smoking, frowned.
"It's the merit point. ”
"Oh. Sun Wukong suddenly realized, and then he said sullenly: "That thing, my grandson didn't lack it before, but later, it was ...... Alas, don't talk about this, it's gone now anyway. ”
"Hehe, then I have a way to make money here, would you like to listen?"
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up: "Brother, hurry up and talk to my old grandson." ”
"It's such a great sage, how about if you can get the agency of my cigarettes in the Heavenly Court?"
"Agency? What is that?" For these, Sun Wukong obviously didn't understand.
"For example, I sell this cigarette for 10,000 merit points to you, and then loudly you sell it to other immortals in the fairy world and sell 20,000 merit points, so you can earn 10,000 merit points in one go?"
Sun Wukong's eyes immediately showed excitement, and he had even seen the golden merit point dangling in front of his eyes, and he rubbed his palms: "That...... That brother, hurry up and give this agency to my grandson. ”
Seeing that the other party had already taken the bait, Li Xiaotian immediately said with a smile: "Great Sage, how can there be a free lunch in this world? And you and I are brothers, I believe that Great Sage, you will definitely not let me suffer." ”
"Of course, who would dare to let my grandson's brother suffer?"
"Then what kind of price do you want to take to win this agency, Great Sage?" Li Xiaotian would not give the other party a chance to empty the white wolf.
Sun Wukong sighed and said: "Alas, brother, you also know that my old grandson is now a poor jingle ring, and he can't pay any price to win this agency." ”
Hearing this, Li Xiaotian shook his head: "Great Sage, I don't want merit." ”
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up: "Then what do you want?"
"Why don't you choose a unique skill to teach me?" I promise not to teach it to others!"
Sun Wukong hesitated a little: "This ......"
Li Xiaotian pretended to be angry and said, "Great Sage, you still can't trust my brother?
"No, no, it's just that my grandson's stunts are all taught by my master Bodhi ancestor, and without the master's permission, my grandson doesn't dare to teach it to others. Sun Wukong hurriedly waved his hand to explain.
"I know that the Great Sage has a stunt to teach me. ”
"Brother, you say!"
Li Xiaotian smiled slightly, and said slowly: "Fiery eyes!"