Chapter 201: The Punishment of the 'Jade' Emperor (3rd Update)

Lu Yifan, who had a weak heart, clicked on the red envelope record and flipped through it, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. шщш.(vii) (ix) x.S.сом The update is so fast.

Fortunately, the red envelope I grabbed is very back, if you are not a particularly boring person, you will not pull down so much to look at the red envelope record.

However, just when Lu Yifan was secretly happy and wanted to turn off his mobile phone, a prompt made him scared.

Bite!

"The 'Jade' Emperor added you as a friend. ”

As the saying goes, if you can hide from the first year of junior high school, you can't hide from the fifteenth.

Lu Yifan has been grabbing red envelopes so silently, and sooner or later he will be discovered.

It's just that he didn't expect that this day would come because he didn't read the chat prompts.

Boom!

Lu Yifan swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, his face was nervous, and the whole person was tense.

The 'Jade' Emperor is the leader of this group, and he is the master of the heavenly court, he wants to add himself as a friend, Lu Yifan doesn't even have the right to refuse!

"What should I do, something is going to happen!"

Lu Yifan's brain, which has an IQ of 250 because he has eaten the elixir, is running at high speed.

First of all, I don't even have to think about this belief point, it must be accumulated because of participating in QQ Music's love song contest, it seems that even if I don't 'show up' my face, I don't say my real name, as long as I do something that people worship, I can accumulate that pit daddy's thing.

Second, the 'Jade' Emperor is the lord of the Heavenly Court, and it is definitely useless for him to lie to him, so he can only tell the truth, and he cannot have any delusions, let alone play tricks on him.

In the end, the better ending is that he is deprived of all the magic weapons and mana he has obtained, and becomes an ordinary person, and the worst ending is that he will be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell and never be reborn!

As soon as he thought of this, Lu Yifan was shocked into a cold sweat.

Don't look at the immortals who are usually so funny, in their eyes, this mortal is not even as good as ants!

However, after waiting for more than ten minutes, the 'Jade' Emperor, who had already added his friend, did not speak, and Lu Yifan still wondered if he had passed the test by 'Meng' and 'Mix'?

At this moment, a message on his mobile phone completely shattered the last trace of luck in his heart.

'Jade' Emperor: "Mortal, how did you 'mix' into the immortal chat group I formed?"

The 'Jade' Emperor personally came to question himself, and Lu Yifan didn't dare to lie.

Anyway, it's a blessing or a curse, and it can't be avoided!

It's better to know earlier if you want to die or live.

But this question is to ask Lu Yifan!

You ask me?

This special chat group was formed by you yourself, you ask me, I ask who to go?

However, he replied very cautiously: "Respected 'Jade' Emperor, I am also confused! I was pulled in inexplicably, and I can't speak."

It's just that I couldn't help but itch my hands and grabbed a few when I saw you sending red envelopes, and I didn't grab any good things, and the best one was Taishang Laojun's Taishang Jindan. ”

After Lu Yifan replied, the mobile phone suddenly 'shot' an image!

A dignified middle-aged man wearing a dragon robe and a crown stood in front of Lu Yifan with his hands in his hands.

Just from the image, Lu Yifan felt the powerful aura of the 'Jade' Emperor, and Lu Yifan just wanted to kneel and worship!

Immortal!

It's a real fairy!

And it's the lord of the immortals!

The image of the 'Jade' Emperor glanced at Lu Yifan and said slowly: "Well, yes, it's honest, it's not lying." That's okay, eighteen layers of hell, you choose one layer to enter yourself, and it will be regarded as a punishment for you. ”

Lu Yifan's feet were weak and he almost knelt on the ground.

"Oh, my brother, ah, no, my uncle, my grandfather, we don't want to bully a mortal like this! I don't want to die, I want to live!" Lu Yifan screamed, begging for mercy.

What kind of face do you need at this time!

Moreover, the 'Jade' Emperor is older than his ancestors, and he called his grandfather, which was Lu Yifan's own generation.

"Hahahaha, look at it scares you! Didn't you say that no one can pretend to be 'forced' in front of you? Today I pretended to be this 'forced', are you convinced?" The originally extremely majestic 'Jade' Emperor suddenly laughed wildly without any image.

The image of the cold-blooded and ruthless 'jade' emperor that was originally established in Lu Yifan's heart collapsed.

What a joke!

"Obey the service, if I don't help a few handfuls, I will serve your old man!" Lu Yifan said a mantra that mocked others.

The phantom face of the 'jade' emperor changed its 'color', pointing at the deer and the fan.

Rumble!

Lu Yifan only felt a burst of 'dazzle', and then he saw a scene that he would never forget.

In the dark environment, there were bursts of wailing.

I saw countless men, men, women, and women, who were broken open by one by one and pulled out their tongues with iron tongs!

The man, woman, and woman whose tongue was pulled out, blood overflowed from his mouth, and he wanted to speak, but he could only vomit blood.

What's even more terrifying!

As long as the tongue is plucked out of the male 'female', it will not be long before the tongue will grow again, and then it will be pulled out by the imp, and so on and so forth, until eternal life and eternity.

Lu Yifan knew that this was the first of the eighteen layers of hell - tongue pulling hell!

Those who are alive sow discord, slander and harm others, flamboyant tongues, clever arguments, and lie and deceive others.

After death, he was sent to the hell of pulling out his tongue, and the little ghost broke open the mouth of the person who came to him, clamped the tongue with iron tongs, and pulled it out raw, not at once, but elongated and dragged slowly...... And so on until the soul energy is exhausted, completely floating within the three realms.

Lu Yifan was so frightened that his legs trembled, and he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Uncle 'Jade' Emperor, spare your life!

The 'Jade' Emperor was very satisfied with Lu Yifan's performance, nodded and said: "It's good to know that you're afraid! In front of this emperor, no one can pretend to be 'forced'!"

Why does this line sound so familiar to me?

No matter what, it's important to save your life!

Lu Yifan smiled flatteringly: "Yes, yes, yes, do you still pretend to be 'forced' by your old man?"

After saying Lu Yifan, I really want to give myself a mouthful!

Rub, I'm used to mocking others, and I really can't change it for a while!

As soon as the 'jade' emperor's face changed, and he was about to wave his hand again, Lu Yifan hurriedly said: "'Jade' Emperor Uncle, I was wrong, I know I was wrong, you should be able to see that I just can't change this bad 'hair' that loves to mock people, I don't really want to scold you." ”

Hearing this, the 'Jade' Emperor nodded and said, "I can read your inner thoughts, and you are indeed afraid of me from the bottom of your heart. ”

With a wave of his hand, Lu Yifan returned to his room again.

For the first time, Lu Yifan felt that his room was so beautiful!

Even if it was the stinky sock that hadn't been washed on the ground, he couldn't wait to pick it up and kiss it twice!

Oh hell!

Even just one look at it can be scary!

But after thinking about it, Lu Yifan felt that this 'wave' didn't seem to be a loss.

Lao Tzu went to hell and came back!

This 'forced' is blown out, who dares to disagree?

"Mortal, those red envelopes you snatched are worthless to me, and I don't even care if you continue to stay in the red envelope group. But I have one condition......"

Mr. Tonabe said

I'm tired!! I can't do it, I'm going to take 'medicine' to go to bed, and I have to go to work tomorrow, I really envy you people who are on vacation!!