Chapter 202: How to Make an Immortal Happy
Chapter 202: How to Make an Immortal Happy
"What conditions?" Lu Yifan asked cautiously. ΡΡΡ.(vii) (ix) x.S.ΡΠΎΠΌ The update is so fast.
If the 'Jade' Emperor let himself drink Meng Po soup, forget about this life and this life and go to hell to be a ghost general or something, then Lu Yifan would never agree.
What gods, what immortals, it's not as refreshing as pretending to 'force' a girl to flirt in the world!
I saw that the corners of the 'jade' emperor's mouth were slightly upturned, and he 'revealed' a trace of an extremely cruel smile.
Lu Yifan couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his forehead, and his hands were clenched tightly, waiting for the judgment of the king of immortals.
"It's very simple, make me happy!" said the 'Jade' Emperor leisurely.
When Lu Yifan heard this, he almost fell to the ground.
What's that?
Coaxing you to be happy?
You are the 'Jade' Emperor, and you are not a child, do you need me to coax you?
Seeing Lu Yifan's black line expression, the 'Jade' Emperor blushed, and continued: "The Lord of the Heavenly Court is actually very boring.
Tens of millions of years are like a day, except for cultivation, it is the management of various things that make me a headache when I think about it.
I need a way to vent, otherwise, even if I am an immortal, I will go crazy!"
"That'...... There are so many beautiful 'female' fairies in your heavenly court, why don't you just find a few to play with?" Lu Yifan said.
If he is the 'jade' emperor, he will 'spend' all day long, ask Chang'e to dance a striptease for himself, and Zixia to play an island country love action martial arts movie for himself!
Isn't it easy to have fun?
The 'Jade' Emperor shook his head and looked at Lu Yifan and said: "You are just a mortal under the age of 20, what you say and what you think, I have long been tired of playing before I ascended."
To me, beauty is nothing more than a pink skull. β
This 'force' is enough to pretend!
But think about it, people have lived for tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of years, what beautiful 'girl' hasn't played?
"Poor Queen Mother...... Even a harmonious 'sex' (harmonious) life is ......," Lu Yifan sighed secretly.
"Okay, the conditions are listed for you, if you can make me happy. You can do whatever you did before without any punishment and even reward you with something. β
Hearing this, Lu Yifan couldn't help but be stunned.
The reward of the 'Jade' Emperor?
Could it be that he directly turned himself into a god, who could fly to the sky and detonate the stars?
This is the rhythm of heaven!
"Okay, it's on me!" Lu Yifan didn't say a word, and decisively agreed.
Anyway, Lu Yifan has to agree to give a reward or not, with this mysterious reward, Lu Yifan will only work harder.
The reward of the Lord of Heaven!
If you give up this kind of opportunity, it will definitely be a head show!
"Very well, I give you a day to prepare, you can think about how to make me happy. β
After that, the influence of the 'Jade' Emperor disappeared in front of Lu Yifan's eyes.
After the conversation with the 'Jade' Emperor, Lu Yifan let out a long sigh of relief.
The body is also a little soft.
Starting from grabbing red envelopes, to the 'Jade' Emperor personally finding the 'door', and then to entering hell by himself, and finally the 'Jade' Emperor put forward conditions, in just fifteen minutes, life has been up and down, and all kinds of peaks and turns have turned.
But the most important thing now is how to make the 'jade' emperor happy!
The so-called support the bold, starve the cowardly, if you can make this master happy, you can grab an egg red envelope!
Ask him directly, old man, if you want to get it?
Lu Yifan's gaze re-evaluated, turned off his mobile phone and began to 'grope' how to make this Lord of Heaven happy.
The other end of the phone.
The 'Jade' Emperor smiled lightly and said to himself: "Your reincarnation is really interesting. β
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How do you make the 'jade' emperor happy?
Lu Yifan thought about it carefully, and it seemed that his old man often posted news about "League of Legends" in the group.
"1. Take the 'jade' emperor to fight the League of Legends to satisfy his vanity in terms of games. β
Lu Yifan wrote a piece on paper.
It's definitely not enough to just take him to play League of Legends, Lu Yifan has a plug-in, and the 'jade' emperor also has it, and maybe other people's plug-ins are even more 'awesome'.
Knocked on his head with a headache, and Lu Yifan had a flash of inspiration!
wrote on the paper: "2. Help the 'Jade' Emperor become a top anchor, so that he will be admired and admired by all audiences. β
Making money by being an anchor is actually a very hard and tiring thing.
But simply as an anchor entertainment, the 'sexual' quality is completely different!
Anyway, I don't rely on this to eat, and seeing the rows of "anchor 66666" on the barrage makes people feel comfortable.
Thinking of this, Lu Yifan hurriedly contacted Li Fei'er, who had not been in contact for a long time.
As soon as Li Fei'er saw that it was Lu Yifan who contacted her, her heart was 'excited'.
That's a big guy!
Last time, even Wang Cong was abused by him, and he didn't dare to put a fart, and finally admitted it.
Li Fei'er: "Brother Plug-in, what's the matter with me?By the way, is my photo good-looking?"
Plug-in brother (Li Fei'er doesn't know Lu Yifan's real name, and the note written in her is this): "There is a big thing that I need you to help me." β
Li Fei'er: "What's the matter?
Plug-in brother: "It's five million." Tomorrow I will invite a big man to start a live broadcast of Douyu, I don't care what method you use, please the water army, or mobilize your own fans, coax his old man to me to be comfortable, and make me happy!
When it's done, I'll give you another five million!"
Lu Yifan's mobile phone has applied for a large-amount transfer, and WeChat can directly transfer up to 10 million.
Li Fei'er was stunned when she saw the five million!
Although she is an anchor, she has never seen so much money in her life!
But which one of the streamers isn't a scheming?
She didn't dare to accept it, but directly agreed: "This is a little favor, do you still need money from the plug-in brother?
However, if it is a plug-in brother and you live together, I bet that I don't need to find a water army, and I am guaranteed to have a large number of real fans to watch the live broadcast. β
Concerning his own life, Lu Yifan replied directly without thinking about it: "Okay, then tomorrow I, you, and the big man will broadcast the League of Legends live together."
When the time comes, I'll open a plug-in, and you can attract as many people as you can to attract them.
If your room is sealed, I will pay you 50 million directly! I have only one condition, and I will emphasize it again!
Whatever method you use, make that big guy happy!
As long as he's happy, I promise you'll keep getting good!"
Million?!!!
Li Fei'er was almost scared of this number.
Swallowing her saliva, Li Fei'er hurriedly replied: "No, it's my original intention to help the plug-in brother, even if the live broadcast room is blocked, I am willing!
Brother Plug-in: "The young master of the great family, the big official, is so high that I don't know where to go! It is the lord of the Huaxia country, and the president of the United States is not qualified to talk and laugh with his old man!"
is the head of the first family in the imperial capital, the head of the four major military regions, compared to his old man, they are all garbage and scum!"
The king of immortal kings, how can he be compared to mere mortals?