A liar is always a liar.

The reason why Wang Two-quarters Immortal was able to know Zhang Zizai's identity was not because he could pinch and calculate or discern people, but because the steamed buns he made were delicious, and Bai Wanzi liked to eat steamed buns.

So a few buns went down, and Bai Maruzi explained the matter of Zhang Zizai's mobile phone.

Of course, it's not just white balls that like to eat steamed buns, but also small gluttons.

On that day, two-quarters of the king's immortals made twenty big buns, one bite of white balls, and devoured them. When I reached for the fourth, I found that the table was empty.

In the kung fu of Bai Pills eating the buns, the little gluttony chewed and slowly killed seventeen of them.

Shiramaruko's eyes widened, for the first time in her life, she had seen a guy who could snatch a bun from a dog's mouth to eat.

"Little guy, you also love steamed buns?"

Gluttony nodded.

"What's your name?"

Tao Tao shook his head: "I don't know, my master sometimes calls me an apprentice, sometimes calls me a rabbit cub, and sometimes tells me to get out...... So I don't know what I'm supposed to call it. ”

Bai Maruko touched his head and said, "I'll help you come up with a name...... Since you love steamed buns so much, I'll call you dumplings in the future. ”

Dumpling nodded, turned around and asked Wang Two-Quarters Immortal to continue to eat buns.

......

Zhang Zizai only found out all this after returning to the store.

By the time he knew, Dumpling had already regarded Shiramaruko as his best friend.

Because the dumplings were contracted by meatballs...... This sentence is a bit of a mouthful.

But it doesn't matter, now is not the time to dwell on that.

Because today is the seventh and a half months, the day when the ghost door opens.

Zhang Zizi is going to do a big thing.

He carried two baskets of fruits to Lao Yao's house. Lao Yao was practicing, and when he saw Zhang Zizai coming in, he said, "Here, take off your coat and lie down." ”

Zhang Zizi went to bed, his heart pounding.

Lao Yao walked over: "Are you ready?"

Zhang Zizai took a deep breath, grabbed the sheets with both hands and said, "It's ready." ”

Lao Yao saw Zhang Zizi's nervous appearance and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it won't hurt." ”

After speaking, he took out his twenty-meter long knife.

Zhang Zizi was about to get up from the bed: "What are you going to do?"

Lao Yao smiled: "Send you to the underworld." ”

.......

Zhang Zizai stood on the side of the bed and looked at himself on the bed, "This is the end? ”

Lao Yao: "It's just out of body, what do you want to feel?" Okay, don't talk nonsense, let's go, I finally added a stopper for you. After speaking, before Zhang Zizi could react, he snapped his fingers and disappeared into the room with Zhang Zizai.

When I opened my eyes again, the scene had changed.

A majestic city gate tower stands in front of Zhang Zizai's eyes, and the city wall that is not high and has no end leads straight to the edge.

On the tower of the city gate, the three big characters decorated with LED lights shine dazzlingly—the capital city.

This is the big thing Zhang Zizai is going to do today - a day trip to the underworld.

The appearance of various cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods two days ago, plus the snakeskin wine that was deceived by foreign Taoist priests. It all made Zhang Zizi eagerly feel that he really had to gain some insight in this area.

So he found Lao Yao, and Lao Yao brought him here.

In the middle of July, the ghost door was opened, and the ghosts who had not been punished in the underworld in the past few days were all on annual leave and were arranged to return to the yang world to visit relatives and friends. At this time, the underworld is empty, and the ghosts who are struggling on the front line on weekdays are also idle and have nothing to do.

Therefore, the high-level research of the prefecture decided to open the prefecture to the outside world in the past few days, and implement the one-day tour of the prefecture, regardless of people, gods, demons and immortals, but anyone with spiritual power can sign up to participate in the experience of life after death in advance.

Although Zhang Zizai has no spiritual power, he still got a place through Lao Yao's relationship.

That's why at this moment, he came to visit and study.

Lao Yao led him to the city gate and pointed to a staircase not far away.

On the steps, a sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked ghost held a small yellow flag and was rallying the people around him.

Lao Yao led Zhang Zizai over and said, "This is our new colleague, let him follow your team." ”

After hearing this, the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks greeted Zhang Zizi happily: "Hello, my name is Feng Pants Crotch, I am the gold medal tour guide of our prefecture travel agency, and I have been nominated for the best tour guide of the 3rd Golden Rooster Leg and Hundred Flowers Award." ”

Zhang Zizai smiled: "Hello, my name is Zhang Zizai, and I am ......"

Without waiting for him to finish his introduction, Feng immediately stepped forward, grabbed his hand and said, "It turns out that you are Brother Zhang, I have heard of your name in the underworld for a long time, why do you have time to come here today?"

Zhang Zizai said with a smile: "I came to the headquarters to report and study, and by the way, I will meet the world, and I will trouble Director Feng today." ”

Feng said with a smile: "It's easy to say, let's all be our own people, follow me when you go in for a while, and I'll take you around." ”

After speaking, he whispered in Zhang Zizai's ear: "When you get to those pure shopping attractions in a while, you just follow me quietly, don't pay like those stupid customers." ”

Zhang Zizai was stunned: "Why is our travel agency here also doing this?"

Feng pointed to the crotch of his pants: "Isn't this advancing with the times?" After speaking, he took out a hand card from behind and handed it to him, "Brother Zhang, you wear this, use this hand to spend all the cards in it, and then settle the bill when you come out." ”

Zhang Zizi took the cards in his hand, wondering how this hand looked exactly like the foot washing shop that the old liar always went to.

"You wait here for a while, I still have a few tourists over there who haven't come, I'll come and call you when they're all there." ”

Lao Yao patted Zhang Zizi's shoulder: "When you go in for a while, you must follow the tour guide, don't run blindly, the underworld has not yet been fully opened to the outside world, and there are many places that are forbidden to visit." ”

Zhang Zizai asked, "Aren't you going?"

Lao Yao looked at him like a fool: "Are you sick, how many years have I been here, and I still need to follow you to visit? After speaking, he left Zhang Zizi and went to rush to his three shortages and one game.

After a while, Feng waved a small yellow flag in his crotch and walked over with more than a dozen people, and said to Zhang Zizai: "Brother Zhang, everyone is together, let's go." ”

Zhang Zizi nodded and followed the crowd to start his day trip to the underworld.

......

Coming to the moat of the capital city, Feng pointed to the flowers blooming all over the river and said: "What you see now is the flower on the other side of our prefecture, this peanut is unique, the flower does not see the leaves, the leaves do not see the flowers, the flowers and leaves do not see each other, the life is wrong, anyone who teases the marriage in the world, after death, will be taken by the florist here to take a drop of spirit, and the seeds of the flowers on the other side are planted here. ”

Feng's crotch pointed to a woman who was standing in the flower garden and said, "This is the gardener in our area—Daiyu." Her funeral flowers are superb, if you are interested, you can go to her and fill out an application form, and she will plant a pearl of your own flowers. ”

The crowd of tourists listened to it like rattles. Just kidding, this flower is a kind of flower, and from then on, there is no marriage, everyone can't hide, where will anyone touch this mold.

Feng saw that the tourists had no desire to consume, so he took everyone to enjoy the flowers casually for a while, and then rushed to the next stop.

Feng took everyone to a bridge: "Everyone, this bridge is the famous Nai He Bridge, and this bridge has one of the biggest features, that is, it can distinguish loyalty and treachery. Those who are upright and charitable in their lives can leap over this bridge with one step. However, if you are a bitter and mercenary villain before you are alive, you will encounter ghosts hitting the wall when you walk on this bridge, and you will wander on the bridge for 7749 days, and you can only get off the bridge after you are hungry and exhausted. ”

When a white fat tourist on the side heard this, he was immediately frightened and broke out in a cold sweat: "Director Feng, I suddenly remembered that my mobile phone was out of gas, I have to go home to fill him up, is it too late for me to quit the group now?"

Feng said with a smile: "Don't worry, anyone who wears this sign on the bridge will be automatically recognized as a tourist login, and they will not encounter ghosts hitting the wall." ”

After hearing this, the white fat tourist immediately calmed down, and secretly swore that he would never be able to pour water into the meat again after he returned.

Zhang Zizai exclaimed: "Is this bridge already so high-tech now? How was this made?"

Feng smiled at the crotch of his pants: "Where did the high-tech come from, the designer who pulls a viaduct at any time can cover you up, but you can't get down!"

......

Feng led everyone across the Nai He Bridge, and there was a small shop standing alone on the other side of the bridge.

Everyone looked up and saw that the plaque of the store had four big characters written on it - Meng Poliang Soup.

Feng pointed to this shop and said: "Tourists, this shop in front of you is a well-known food brand in our prefecture, which has been on the tip of the tongue seven times, and has 128 patents for the first soup in the prefecture - Meng Po Liang Soup Shop! There's a guest on arrival!"

When one of the tourists heard that the shop was selling Meng Po soup, she excitedly took Feng's hand on the crotch of his pants and asked, "Is this Meng Po soup?"

Feng said with a smile on the crotch of his pants: "You forgot everything." ”

"That's great, get me a bowl of it!"

Feng shook his crotch and said: "This can't come, you are a tourist, and you are not a reincarnated ghost, this soup can be drunk, but it is not added to the forgetfulness grass, you can only taste it, not forget things." ”

After listening to this, the woman looked unhappy: "Aren't you lying, you said in the advertisement when you came, 100% of the real experience of the house, and now you are stealing the day here, believe it or not, I will go to the consumer association to sue you, and complain about you for false advertising!"

Feng looked at the woman with an embarrassed look on his crotch, not knowing what to do.

At this time, a lady wearing an apron came out of the store and smiled at the girl: "If you really want to drink, I can make you a bowl, but ...... After drinking this, not only the negative man, but even your father will forget everything about who he is. ”

The woman said indifferently: "It's okay, anyway, my parents have many children, so it's not worse than me." ”

Meng Po said happily: "Girl, you misunderstood, what I said...... Not my own father. ”

When the woman heard this, she looked panicked and said, "Then I don't want it!"