The best way to take down a popular fried dog is to make it not popular.

In this materialistic world and information explosion, it is easy to find a black material for Internet celebrity dogs.

So, Han Meimei believed it.

Two days later, Han Meimei handed Zhang Zizai a piece of "black material" that was more than three times thicker than the information handed to him by Brother Xiaoma.

"When did you gossip like that?"

"What is gossip, I'm working!"

After the Chu Renmei incident, Zhang Zizai had already confessed to Han Meimei, and she also understood why Zhang Zizai asked her again and again to help her inquire about the information of the dead.

After knowing all this, she didn't get too scared, but accepted it naturally.

Also, she has seen pots and pans flying in the air, and a ghost can be counted as nothing.

Han Meimei was envious of Zhang Zizi's yin identity, but also raised a question that puzzled her: "Do you know who is dying and when?"

"I don't have the surname Cui, how can I know so much, I can only get information about my customers, and the rest is not within my authority. ”

"Oh...... That...... Now that you know your clients are going to die, why don't you save them?"

"Do you think I don't want to, have you watched "The Grim Reaper is Coming"? The one in it who escaped death for a short time was chased by death one after another. ”

Han Meimei nodded: "I've seen it, it's one of my favorite series!"

Zhang Zizai smiled and said, "What if I told you that it was an adaptation of real events?"

......

Zhang Zizai received the information of Brother Dog handed by Han Meimei, and beckoned the foreign Taoist priest to study it with Ao Bing.

"Good fellow...... This dog brother is so domineering!"

Before being adopted by the local tyrants, it had wandered in the Minda for three years, and in these three years, it had done countless ugly things that no one thought anyone knew, but these ugly things were all dug up by Han Meimei.

On a certain day of a certain year, the school flower's underwear disappeared for a long time, and there was a lot of uproar in the National People's University, and all the suitors of the school flower organized a detective team of dozens of people to inquire for half a month, but in the end they let the criminals go unpunished.

Half a year later, everyone found the pink pants of the school flower outside a hidden dog hole, and Han Meimei found the only suspect in the surveillance through multiple verifications...... Suspect dog.

On a warm sunny afternoon, Brother Dog swaggered into the girls' dormitory in full view of everyone, and after receiving a bunch of girls' caresses and feeding, it did not leave the dormitory building directly, but went straight to the dormitory of the school flower.

On that day, the school girls all went to school, and the room was empty......

On another day and another day, Brother Dog was photographed by many students because he appeared in the high math classroom and listened carefully, and uploaded it to the Internet, causing a sensation.

Netizens have commented that Hua Luogeng, who is a dog, is interested in mathematics as a dog, listens to it in class, and even nods and shakes his head from time to time.

This is an extremely embarrassing thing for many college students.

As the most tedious and boring course in the university with the highest failure rate, many students have a headache about it, and the skipping rate of boring high mathematics classes has long been among the top 5 in the school.

However, the self-proclaimed smartest human on the planet is not even as good as a dog with an 8-year-old child with an extreme IQ, and even it can go to high math classes with great interest, but students skip class every day, which is undoubtedly the greatest shame.

As soon as this photo was exposed on the Internet, it immediately triggered a new "high math" trend, and those students who took advantage of the high math class time to appear on the sheets of Internet cafes, basketball courts, movie theaters, and a hotel returned to class one after another and listened carefully to the class.

This new style of learning with Brother Dog as the power source has received unanimous praise from everyone on the Internet.

However, Han Meimei found out through investigation that the reason why Brother Dog went to the high math class was actually another plan - during the time he was listening to the class, the chicken leg of the high math teacher was always lost inexplicably, and this situation lasted for a week, until he replaced the chicken leg with a bacon flatbread, and Brother Dog never appeared in the high math class again.

In addition, Brother Dog has also gathered a group of stray dogs on campus, and has carried out no less than five large-scale attacks on cats on campus, and the reason for the attack is simple, compared to dogs, the popularity of cats on college campuses is significantly higher.

At the moment when petting cats has become a fashionable trend, Brother Dog feels that this hateful group has seriously affected his status in the school, so he joined the rest of the stray dogs to attack until they were all driven out of the campus and he regained his favorite status.

Han Meimei learned all this through the mouths of several cat lovers in the school, and the cats they fed were always covered with bruises from time to time during that time, and they would immediately run away when they saw a dog on any occasion.

In addition to these evil deeds, he also struggled with dogs biting the tires and front bumper of the head of the department, stealing the housekeeper's washbasin, and piling dead rats on her door for a week.

All this is just because the housekeeper kicked out his girlfriend, a Pomeranian dog stolen by a college student in the dormitory, during the dormitory.

The head of the department also gave the girl a stern verbal warning and criticism because of this incident.

Brother Dog's black material is as large as 23 pages, some of which are conclusive, and some of which are deduced.

Zhang Zizai took this thick pile of information and decided to go to Brother Dog for a showdown.

After reading it, Brother Dog was nervous for a while, and then he didn't care about it: "So what, do you still want to take these things to report me? Anyway, I'm already dead, and the law can't chase the responsibility of a dead dog." ”

Zhang Zizi shook his head and said with a smile: "You misunderstood, we are not going to hold us accountable, but we are going to post these things on the Internet...... Think about it, so much black material broke out at the same time, when your dog design collapsed, and the eldest ladies in those underworlds turned black to you, what will happen to you after you go down?...... I believe that as an Internet celebrity, you should know how powerful black fans can be. ”

Seeing that Brother Dog's expression was somewhat relaxed, the foreign Taoist priest immediately hit the snake with the stick, and assisted on the side: "Don't we still know Mr. Shui of that water army company, let him do him a favor when the time comes, and build a wave of public opinion, so that Brother Dog can make headlines!"

When they were talking to Yu Gongzi in the teahouse, there was indeed a man with glasses who called himself Brother Shui who said that he was from the Boiling Water Army Company, and the foreign Taoist priest almost forgot about it without mentioning Zhang Zizi.

"Uh...... This, let's have something to say, I'm already dead, so there's no need to spend any more money on hot searches, right?" Brother Dog saw that what a few people said was serious, and immediately coaxed down.

"How can that work, we are also celebrities who take a bath with mineral water and rinse their mouths with fish soup, even if they die, they are still top-notch!

"But there are a lot of things out there that I didn't do!

Zhang Zizai spread his hands: "Then I don't care, I can't judge whether it's you or not, let's post it on the Internet and let those keyboard warriors judge." ”

"Don't don't, don't! The last time I bared my teeth at the owner during the live broadcast, I was sprayed by the keyboard warriors for a whole week...... Brother, Dad, Master, Grandpa! Can we have something to say, I know it's wrong, I suddenly think the tap water is delicious! A big bag of dog food for 100 yuan is also delicious...... Well, if you don't have any leftovers?...... Can't you have leftovers? Then steamed buns! I like steamed buns!"

"Then what's the matter, you are our big IP, if I neglect you, those big guys in the underworld will not have to tear me up at that time!"

"No, no, no...... You're the big guy! You're the biggest boss in the underworld! You say whatever you say! I don't drink any tap water! I'm a ghost, and I'm not hungry or thirsty, so why drink that thing, it's a waste of food!"

Zhang Zizai saw that Brother Dog finally relented, so he nodded with satisfaction: "I see...... You're not a Labrador at all, you shoot so well, you're a pug!"

Brother Dog: "......"

......

Under Zhang Zizai's coercion, Brother Dog finally relented and admitted his mistake and expressed his obsession.

It turned out that what it wanted was very simple, that is, to see its owner again.

Brother Dog's owner is a couple of students who used to study at the University of China, and the two shared a house together outside the school and raised Brother Dog's Labrador.

Brother Dog used to be not so bad, when he was around the two owners, he was still a smart, well-behaved and obedient good dog.

One doesn't and pee at home, and the other doesn't bite the sofa at home and the owner's shoes, and the little couple also loves it to have a home, and always takes it for a walk in all corners of the campus.

The life of this "family of three" was originally very good, until one day, a sudden change arose.

That day was no different from any previous day, the sky was still so blue, the clouds were still so white, and their toilets were still so easy to block.

Brother Dog lay at home while napping, while leisurely waiting for his master to return, but in the end, what he was waiting for was a red-eyed, crying hostess.

Since that day, he has not seen the man again, and the woman seems to have changed her temperament drastically, and she is depressed all day.

No matter how hard it tried to make her laugh, the mistress turned a blind eye.

The hostess is in a bad mood, and she gradually takes care of it a lot, and even often forgets to feed it, and from that day on, the dog brother is hungry and full, and it is always the only one left walking on the campus.

Slowly, the dog brother spent more time outside than at home, he made a new group of dog friends, and always played until sunset every day, and only ran home when he was happy.

It thought that this was already its worst life, but it didn't expect it...... There's something worse than that waiting for it.

One day, a few months later, when he returned home after playing with his friends again, he found that the building was empty, and the house was already cold.

That's when it understood.

It's abandoned.

......

Later, its life was muddy, wandering around the campus all day, completely becoming a stray dog, until the school 100 competition, it crossed into the team, won the third place in one fell swoop, and became an instant hit, was adopted by a local tyrant, and the days were not over.

It doesn't do anything bad, though.

At the very least, it doesn't think it's doing anything bad.

Stealing the school flower's underwear is because she once spoke ill of each other, said bad things about her hostess, and repeatedly sent autumn waves to her male host, and it felt that the reason why her family would break up must be the school girl's obstacle.

As for going to audit the high math class and taking the opportunity to steal the teacher's chicken legs, it was because his male host had hung up here.

As for driving away the cat people, it was definitely the one who did it, but not because of jealousy.

A cat once scratched one of its mistresses' paws, leaving a long bloody mark on her arm.

As for attacking the head of the department and the aunt in charge, the reason is even simpler.

Its owners walk its dog on campus every day, and the housekeeper's aunt reported it to the head of the department, so it ...... It is not only the Hiromi owner in the dormitory who is criticized, but also its owner.

And why did it appear on the track of the 100-meter race, in fact, it was just because, it vaguely saw that in the crowd at the end of the run, a familiar figure vaguely appeared, that figure, like his male master.

"That's it, I've said everything I need to say, and I only have one wish now, which is to see both of them again. ”

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