The horse is gone, leaving a dog behind. m.8wav.

A dog ghost, to be exact.

"You have to serve it well, Ya was popular before her death, and there are many aunts and wives of official families in the underworld who are its fans!"

"Certainly, you can rest assured, I will ensure that it is perfect and satisfied!"

Brother Xiao Ma patted Zhang Zizi's shoulder with satisfaction: "Don't worry, I'm not a moral thing like a bull who hurts my colleagues, this dog is not stupid, he can talk!"

"That's that, who doesn't know that Brother Xiaoma is an upright person, an honest official, a victim for the people, and a disaster for the Quartet!"

"What did you say?"

"Uh...... I say...... I have a box of lentil-filled mooncakes here, which are newly made by our chef, specially used to honor your old ones!"

Zhang Zizai took out a small bag from the drawer and handed it respectfully.

"I've only heard of lentil stuffed buns, when will the mooncakes come out?...... Forget it, you can keep it for yourself, I don't like lentils, I prefer lavender stuffing!"

"It doesn't matter if you eat it or not, you always open it up and take a look. Zhang Zizai winked at the horse, signaling him not to refuse in a hurry. Remember the address qiuzww.

Hearing this, Ma Mian opened the bag suspiciously.

Where is there a moon cake in it, it is clearly a mobile hard drive!

"These mooncakes are all horseless, you absolutely like it!"

"Hmm...... Yes, yes, you're still sensible! So I'm kind of craving lentil stuffing, okay, I'll take it home and try it!"

Ma Mian happily accepted it, and then led a dog from the door and handed it to Zhang Zizai, humming a little song and leaving the shop.

The information of the puppy was then sent into Zhang Zizai's mobile phone, and after reading it, Zhang Zizai sighed sincerely, where is this puppy, it is clearly a dog brother!

Brother Dog is a Labrador Retriever, who was once a well-known red in a famous university.

Looking at these photos of it, Zhang Zizi sincerely admired the deeds of Brother Dog.

The dog appeared in every corner of the university, he had taken high math classes, law classes, and walked through the phalanx, and finally messed into the men's 100-meter competition, won the third place, and was finally caught red-handed, and has been an instant hit ever since.

Everyone made more than 10 million comments on the matter of Brother Dog's arrest, and they all complained about it, indicating that the relevant departments should not arbitrarily enforce the law and should release the dog as soon as possible.

The reasons given are extremely simple.

First of all, it is a purebred Labrador, it can't be that kind of stray dog with miscellaneous hair, and it should not be violently held and contained.

Fortunately, Bai Maruko didn't see this, otherwise she, an impurebred dog demon, would definitely blow up...... Uh, what do you want her to do, let's keep thinking about the dog...... Well, it doesn't seem right to say that, Shiramaruko is also a dog.

The second reason for requesting the release of the dog has been appealed by more people, calling it a shady scene.

The reason for this is - why should it be caught in the third place that it ran out of its own ability!

The poster appealed, not only to return the dog's innocence, but also to make up for the bronze medal that belongs to him!

This appeal received more than 6 million likes and more than 4 million replies, all of whom expressed their approval and asked the official to give an explanation.

In the end, after half a month of boiling fermentation, the official reply finally came.

"Four-legged competition, twice as many as other players, is unfair, and it is deserved to be caught. ”

Who is right and who is wrong in this matter will not be investigated first, in short, it is indeed an indisputable fact that Brother Dog became popular because of this.

It is unknown who its former owner was, but its current director was a well-known son.

By chance, after learning about the arrested dog brother, he spent a lot of money to redeem it, brought it to his home to serve him well, and posted various eating and broadcasting videos of the dog brother every day, which made it soar to the sky and became a well-known red.

The dog's daily meals are as follows:

One deboned steak, one salmon, two cups of milk, three imported pure meat teething candy, one vegetable or fruit salad, and two hairy crabs.

In addition, its owners have specially equipped it with a three-storey dog villa with a hot spring pool, dog court and a dedicated treadmill.

Zhang Zizai looked at these daily lives of it, and couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in his heart.

He still lives in the living room of the boss's house, worrying about eating and drinking all day long, but he has already lived a complete dog life, and he has lived the life that Lao Li dreamed of living early.

Why is it his predecessor Lao Li and not Zhang Zizai, not because he doesn't want a garden with a pool, but because he really thinks it's a little unpleasant to compare himself to a dog.

For this dog, Zhang Zizi was envious.

But when he thought about it, he was relieved.

Although the house he lives in is someone else's, his life is his own.

And this dog, who lives in such a big house and eats such a good meal, but to put it bluntly, it is at best just a toy for its owner, it does not live for itself, but its owner.

At this point, Zhang Zizai, as his own master, still has a lot of superiority in his heart.

The foreign Taoist priest was quite disdainful of Zhang Zizai's emotion: "Your baby beats four sour grapes!"

"Then why did he die?" Ao Bing was suspicious in his heart, and asked while feeding the newly bought sea bass to Brother Dog.

"Well, it's a bit embarrassing to say it, it fell off the balcony in a hurry when it was in a physical communication with other dogs, because it got stuck somewhere. ”

Ao Bing's face ached: "It's so pitiful." ”

"Ahh

He had seen a dog jump over a wall, but this was the first time he had seen a balcony jump.

Foreign Taoist: "Then what is its wish?...... By the way, this dog food is deducted from your salary, this guy has to eat a thousand yuan a day, and I can't afford it. ”

"I don't know. ”

"Doesn't it speak? You didn't ask it?"

"Just ask for yourself. ”

The foreign Taoist priest rolled his eyes: "I can't understand dog language!"

Zhang Zizai was speechless and said, "I don't understand!"

Zhang Zizi couldn't understand it, not because he couldn't understand its words, but the skills he used allowed him to communicate perfectly with it verbally.

But the problem is that this dog can't communicate at all.

Zhang Zizai once chased after its ass on the afternoon of the first day of picking it up and asked what its obsession was for more than three hours, but this dog brother ignored it at all, and did not respect him at all, but instead called him as a subordinate, and ordered food and drink, and disliked the place where he lived was broken, and there was no pool for himself to bathe.

Zhang Zizai was helpless about this, and said that people are easy to float when they are popular, and they can't imagine that even dogs are like this.

Brother Dog told him that the water he used to use for bathing was pure mineral water, and now Zhang Zizai actually dared to give it tap water, which is undoubtedly the biggest humiliation for it.

Zhang Zizi couldn't help but complain: "Where do you still have a body?

"Then I don't care, anyway, what standard I had before I was alive, what standard I want now, or I'll go to the underworld to sue you for abusing customers!"

"Sue me? Are you dreaming! You can't even step into the door of the underworld if you don't want to! So I advise you to be honest, and don't put your stinky shelf in front of me, and Lao Tzu won't eat your set at all!"

"Do I need to step in? Let me tell you, on the first day of my soul transformation, the underworld organized a fan group of 200 people to come to watch me! Moreover, the head of my support group is the second daughter of King Yama! The deputy head is the younger daughter-in-law of King Qin Guang! And ......."

"Brother Dog, do you want to give you a cup of Xingjiu Gram? It's really not good, let's have another bottle of Wuliangye?"

Brother Dog nodded with satisfaction: "It's about the same." ”

……

So, this dog brother with a huge star shelf stayed comfortably in the store, and consumed Zhang Zizai's advance salary of more than 1,000 yuan every day.

"It's not a way to go on like this, we have to think of a countermeasure, if it doesn't want to reincarnate for a month or a year, won't I have to work for the rest of my life to pay off my debts?"

Zhang Zizai has served him respectfully like a son in the past two days, but this dog brother has no appreciation at all, and he has no thoughts of confiding in his obsession at all.

It's not a matter if it goes on like this, he has never been so filial to his parents, and now he actually holds a dog to the sky, and he can't be struck by lightning when he says it.

No, it shouldn't be struck by lightning.

After all, he has no parents.

"What's the solution? We can't communicate with this dog, in my opinion...... If that doesn't work, let's turn to the audience outside the stadium, right?"

"Help, who to ask for? Han Meimei can't communicate with a ghost?"

Zhang Zizai always asked Han Meimei for help when he had something to do, but this time he was helpless.

"Don't pretend to be stupid here, the best person to deal with dogs is, of course, Shiramaruko, she is a demon among dogs, and any dog has to obey her when she sees it!"

"Forget it, it's already like this......" Zhang Zizi sighed and vetoed the proposal of the foreign Taoist.

"Then what do you say? This guy now completely thinks of himself as a big man, we can't really wait until he's satisfied, and expect it to speak on its own, right?"

Zhang Zizai's eyes lit up: "What did you say?"

"I said, we can't ......"

"No, the previous sentence. ”

"Big names?"

"Yes! I have a solution!"

"What's the solution?"

Zhang Zizai smiled and asked, "What is the best way to deal with a big-name star?"

The foreign Taoist slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "Black material!"

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