"Hello Miss, is there anyone sitting in this seat?" In the restaurant, Zhang Zizi walked towards a young girl and spoke.

"No, but if you sit down, my seat will be empty. ”

was rejected by the beauty, Zhang Zizi was not angry, and continued to explain: "Miss, I didn't mean that, I didn't come to you to talk, but to have a reluctant invitation." ”

The beauty raised her eyelids, and then took a bite of the dish and put it in her mouth: "Don't buy it!"

"I'm not engaged in pyramid schemes, I just want to ask you for something!"

"Alright then, what are you talking about?" the beautiful woman looked wary.

Zhang Zizi straightened his clothes, took a deep breath, and tried to make himself look serious: "Can I look at your ass?"

"Hooligans!" A plate was clasped on Zhang Zizi's face, and the beauty walked away.

After the girl left, an old man hurriedly ran towards Zhang Zizi and asked with concern, "How is it?"

Zhang Zizai pointed to his head: "What do you say?"

The old man stretched out his hand to help Zhang Zizai remove the vegetable leaves on his head, but the whole arm passed through Zhang Zizai's head, and then he remembered that he could no longer touch mortal objects, so he had to open his mouth to remind: "You have something on your head." ”

Zhang Zizi impatiently reached out and flicked the vegetable leaves, and threw them into his mouth.

"Okay, okay, let's go back and talk about it. ”

It's really unlucky, he kindly helped the ghost to repay his wish, but he was splashed as a hooligan, Zhang Zizi turned around and was about to leave, but he was blocked by a big hand.

"Little brother, you haven't paid yet!"

Zhang Zizai had a question mark on his face: "Pay?

The guy pointed to the beautiful woman's table: "Meal money." ”

Zhang Zizai: "I didn't eat at all?"

"You didn't eat it, but the beautiful woman just ate it. ”

"I don't know her, why should I pay for it?"

"I don't know she can splash you?"

Zhang Zizai was speechless when asked by the shopkeeper, so he had to take out his wallet.

"Seventy-two!"

Zhang Zizai's face was full of anger: "Fart! A garlic and oil wheat cabbage, a sweet and sour tenderloin will be collected for seventy-two? Why don't you grab it?"

The guy happily pointed to the back kitchen: "There is also a fish head tofu soup that I haven't had time to serve." ”

"Didn't you get paid?"

The guy snickered, "You just burn high incense." If you did, you would be disfigured by now!"

Zhang Zizai gritted his teeth: "Okay! Count you ruthless! Pack the fish head tofu soup for me!"

It's really hard to do this job, no wonder his predecessor would pick a child.

In fact, when the middle-aged man appeared at his house out of thin air that day, he still didn't believe it, as a three-good young man who had received eleven years of science education, (no way, he dropped out of school in his second year of high school.) How could this feudal superstition poison him?

If it weren't for the middle-aged man conjuring a twenty-meter-long machete out of thin air, he would only be able to kill him if he didn't do it, and he was ready to mock the bad taste of these local tyrants cosplay.

The middle-aged man's surname is Yao, his name is Yao Niming, and he is nicknamed for your life. He is currently a local city god and is known as the first fast knife player in the underworld.

There was once a man who did not believe in evil and ran to a contest with him.

That man killed six purple-clothed ghosts in an instant with three swords, but in the end he still lost to Lao Yao. He only made two knives, and then he cut out seven bowls of knife-cut noodles.

......

The old Li who jumped off the building before and the current Zhang Zizai are both Lao Yao's direct subordinates - Yin Cha.

In Zhang Zizai's heart, the yin difference should be very beautiful, holding all kinds of ox X magic weapons, beating all kinds of powerful ghosts and scattering them without saying a word, calling for wind and rain wherever he goes, and everyone is in awe.

But the reality is always such a slap in the face, he seems to be a little aggrieved.

"It's okay to do it, but you have to give an immortal magic weapon or something, right?"

Lao Yao: "If I want to have that good thing, why should I carry such a big knife back and forth all day long?"

Zhang Zizai: "Then it's always okay to give an elixir, right? After eating, you can be reborn, fly the eaves and walk the wall, and you can become a one-punch superman in seconds." ”

Lao Yao thought for a while: "Don't say I really have one here." With that, he took out a small white pill.

"This medicine has to be drunk with wine, and it will work in five minutes!"

Zhang Zizai: "So amazing?"

Lao Yao: "Of course, make sure you fly in place!"

Zhang Zizai: "What medicine?"

Lao Yao: "Cephalosporin!"

In the end, Zhang Zizai still rubbed something. Lao Yao instructed him to turn on his mobile phone, enter the APP store, find Yao's grocery store, and buy an eye-opening function with a 2,000-point coupon. It is said that from now on, you can see ghosts.

"These two thousand, but I have won it day and night in the past two days!" Zhang Zizi felt a pain in his flesh. But after thinking about it, since I'm already going to catch ghosts, this eye-opening is really a necessary skill.

How can he catch him if he can't see it, he is not Liu Tianwang, so he can't be a blind detective.

Zhang Zizai: "Can you still open a store in this mobile phone?"

"Of course, in addition to my store, there are many people who have stores here, you can go around more if you have nothing to do, buy what you want, and the phone will be automatically transmitted to you after you buy it." ”

"But I only have a total of two thousand four, and this one eye-opening skill is only two thousand, and I can't afford anything for the remaining four hundred!"

"No, the prefecture has strict macroeconomic control, and prices have always been relatively stable, such as possession techniques, yin exorcism, etc., are the price of cabbage, you can still buy it. ”

When Zhang Zizai heard this, he opened another store called "Junk Skills Sale Shop", and the front page of the store was impressively topped with a row of advertisements

"The storefront of our store expires, the clearance is sold at a loss, and the eye-opening skill is five yuan a piece, five yuan a piece!"

Zhang Zizai glared at Lao Yao in anger, Lao Yao's face did not change and his heart did not beat: "Special items, once sold, will not be returned!"

"Anyway, it's also my subordinate, how can you cheat me like this?

Lao Yao: "What about when you cheated me?"

Zhang Zizai: "When did I cheat you?"

Lao Yao rolled his eyes: "Where do you think you won the two thousand four?"

Zhang Zizai laughed heartily: "Hahaha! The 'God of Gamblers loves chocolate' who co-authored the two kings and lost all four and two are you? At your level, you are embarrassed to play the landlord (harmony)? I am really ...... Boss, you're doing the right thing! There's nothing wrong with it! I think it's worth it for 2,000 yuan to buy an eye-opening skill! Can we put the knife away and talk?"

Zhang Zizai still took this job, there was no way, he didn't want to become a knife-cut face.

According to Lao Yao's words, in fact, this job is not dangerous, but it is just a little troublesome. The people Zhang Zizi needs to be guided by are ordinary ghosts who are still in the obsession stage.

The ghosts who have only been dead for a long time will more or less have some obsessions with the earthly world, and before this obsession is transformed into resentment, they are all white-clothed mortal ghosts with no mana, and they cannot cause substantial harm to people. It's just that if you don't deal with it in time, your obsession will turn into resentment, and if ordinary ghosts turn into powerful ghosts, you will be deprived of the right to reincarnation for life, and you will become a lonely soul and a wild ghost to bring disaster to the world.

Recently, the prefecture has advocated reform, attaching great importance to safeguarding ghost rights, putting an end to violent law enforcement, and advocating smiling service, striving to successfully transform these still rescued ghosts, and stifle the possibility of turning them into powerful ghosts in the cradle. Therefore, for those who have grievances in their hearts but have not yet turned into ghosts, special benefits have been given, and a wish repayment plan has been launched, so that Yin Cha can help them but wish, and they can smoothly enter reincarnation.

Worry-free reincarnation is the new slogan of this operation.

Zhang Zizai's predecessor happened to be one of the pilot executors of this vow repayment plan, and of course, now this task falls on Zhang Zizai.

"Therefore, as long as you help them before their obsessions turn into resentments, you are not afraid that they will hurt you. ”

Zhang Zizai: "What if the mission fails?"

Lao Yao: "If you fail, you will become a ghost!"

Zhang Zizai: "And then?"

Lao Yao: "Then, if you become a powerful ghost, you will lose your mind, and it will definitely be useless to reason!"

"What would it be like to become a ghost?"

Lao Yao: "If it is light, it will be charming, and if it is heavy, it will be devastating." But you don't have to be afraid, you have this mobile phone, and when the time comes, you can really use this to shine on his face!"

Zhang Zizai flipped the mobile phone in his hand: "Is it useful? This mobile phone also has the function of fighting ghosts? Is it the same as Bai Wuchang's soul hook, can beat them to the ground?"

Lao Yao: "Well, it can't ...... But this phone is sturdy, and you can't break it even if you do it in a hundred strokes!"

Zhang Zizai: "That's a fart! I'll beat a broken brick with a ghost, do you think I can live?"

Lao Yao patted Zhang Zizi's shoulder: "It's okay! When you die in the line of duty, I will apply and prepare the best grave view room for you in the underworld!"