The mobile phone new product launch conference was held at the North Exhibition.

The so-called Beizhan is actually the abbreviation of Beizhan Theater, and the further name should be the Beijing Exhibition Hall Theater.

Zhou Fangyuan's understanding of Beizhan was originally through Lao Guo, and it was not this life, but the previous life. In the previous life, Zhou Fangyuan had never seen Lao Guo's scene, and he had a chance, but unfortunately he didn't buy a ticket, and he didn't have a chance in the future, so he could only watch videos on the Internet. In the video, Lao Guo has repeatedly said that they have performed in the north, unpacking, sealing, and tightrope festivals, and the North Exhibition can be said to be one of Lao Guo's most frequent performance locations.

Beizhan was originally an open-air theater, which was built in 1954 and was not renovated into an indoor theater until 1959, with a total of 43 rows and 2,763 seats, and is one of the important performance venues in Beijing. The 62-meter-diameter performance hall is the largest professional performance theater in Beijing. The stage covers an area of more than 400 square meters, including 50 square meters of the orchestra pit that can be lifted, and there are 6 actors' dressing rooms in the background, which can be used by more than 200 people at the same time. The Beizhan Theatre mainly hosts large-scale ballet, symphony, opera, dance drama, concerts, cross talk and conferences. However, due to backward management, no bag storage office has been set up so far.

When the theater was first built, it was used by Soviet ballets, symphony orchestras, and choirs to perform here. Such as the Russian Classical Model Ballet, the Russian Alexander Red Banner Song and Dance Troupe, and the Russian State Little Birch Song and Dance Troupe. The Royal Ballet, the Baden-Baden Philharmonic Orchestra, the Fuso Songshan Ballet, the Royal Danish Ballet, and the Chinese National Ballet have also performed here.

With a width of 17.7 meters, a height of 10 meters and a depth of 20.3 meters, the stage entrance of the Beizhan Theater is 20.3 meters, which can meet the needs of large-scale ballet, concerts, operas, dance dramas, concerts, symphonies and other large-scale performances. The orchestra pit has a total area of 80 square meters and can accommodate a band of more than 70 people. It has the function of meeting the acoustic requirements, beautiful and practical, and extending the stage performance area.

There is 1 room on the first floor and 5 rooms on the second floor, equipped with standard makeup mirrors, mirror front lights, makeup chairs, costume racks and other equipment. The dressing room is equipped with a video surveillance system, which can send the performance screen from the stage to the backstage dressing room, so that the actors can keep track of the progress of the performance at any time. There is a dressing room on the East Annex, and there are bathrooms, pantry, smoking areas and a Cast & Crew lounge in the public area backstage. The diameter of the performance hall is 62 meters, from row 0 to row 43 is divided into three major areas: front, middle and back, 16 small plates, circular venue and wooden wall sound-absorbing device, providing a better natural sound field effect, the rough imitation natural stone wall and the starry lighting on the ceiling reflect each other, more prominent momentum, majestic and broad feeling.

The front hall is a tall, spacious and bright space, with bronze carving decoration of Eastern and Western cultures, and the change of European arches and the depth and shade patterns of the ground constitute a simple and elegant artistic atmosphere. In the front hall, there is an audio-visual product room and a merchandise department.

The theater has two VIP rooms, VIP Room 1 can accommodate 22 people and VIP Room 2 can accommodate 18 people. The luxurious and elegant palace style, the arched pillar window shape echoes the candle lamps, and the wide and comfortable sofa fully reflects the magnificent theme against the background of the main red color, providing a place for the audience to meet and rest.

But today, such a large theater is already full of people.

All kinds of celebrities, media people from all walks of life, representatives of major companies, and lucky users, etc...... Thousands of seats are full of people, and there are people standing in the aisles, no way, the distant I2 smartphone, the second smartphone in the real sense of the world, the first smartphone equipped with a camera, has naturally attracted the attention of countless people. Celebrities are invited, lucky users are drawn by lottery, and others are uninvited. Of course, if you have said hello in advance, the specific arrangement will always be arranged by the host of Yuanfang Technology.

At 10 o'clock in the morning, as the light in the auditorium dimmed, the press conference officially began.

Then, I heard a confident voice sound.

"The golden mountain bamboo shadow is thousands of years, and the clouds fly high and the water flows artesian. Thousands of miles of Yangtze River floating jade belt, a round of silver moon rolling gold ball. It is as far as 3,000 miles from Hubei and as close as 16 states in the south of the Yangtze River. The beautiful scenery is not seen through for a while, and the fate of the sky is divided into the middle of the painting. ”

A beam of light suddenly hit the stage, and a fat man with a bare head appeared in front of everyone.

"Hello everyone, I'm Guo Degang, it's an honor to be able to participate in this new product launch conference of Yuanfang Technology I series smartphones today, before the official start of the conference, I invite my partner, Donkey Whip Donkey Teacher!"

Lao Guo shouted and stretched out his hand to the side.

"Ahem...... What is this, what is the donkey whip donkey teacher, my name is too aphrodisiac for you to say. ”

Another figure with curly hair came out from the other side, who else could it be if it wasn't Teacher Yu?

"Hahahaha......"

Laughter rang out below.

Whether it was really amused or cheered, at least the atmosphere was a lot warmer.

"Then you say, you pick a name. ”

"What, I'll pick my name, my surname is Yu, don't make a mistake. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, Yu, Mahu Yu!"

"Ma Hu is still a donkey, what is the hook, what is the hook. ”

"Okay, okay, do it...... When did you change your sex?"

"Whoever changes his surname, I will have the surname Yu ......"

The two of you said a word to me on stage, and the bottom was already laughing.

Although this opening line is a relatively old joke and has been used many times for a long time, every time it is said, it still causes a lot of laughter.

"Okay, let's get down to business, Teacher Yu, do you know what we're here for today?"

"Oh? ”

"Look, you don't know, let's come today, it's actually you who changed your name......"

"Huh?"

"It's wrong, haha, sorry, sorry, actually, we were invited today, mainly to host this new product launch. I'm sure you can't wait, but before the press conference officially begins, I want to ask you a few questions. First of all, do you know about Yuanfang Technology?"

"Yes!"

On the next side, many people shouted in reply. Of course, these answers are basically lucky users, and others either hold their own identities or for some other reason, and do not take the initiative to pick up.

Lao Guo didn't care, he nodded, "Second question, do you know the remote I series mobile phones?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, third question, do you know this donkey teacher?"

"Yes!"

"Don't talk about me!"

Teacher Yu waved his hand beside him, looking annoyed.

The people below laughed again.

"Okay, okay, no kidding, since everyone knows about the distant I series of mobile phones, then ...... before the official start of the press conference"

"I said that you can't start this press conference in the end, why is it that it has been before the official start, and this is still endless. ”

"It's over, it's over, hey, what's the hurry. ”

Lao Guo glanced at Teacher Yu, then turned his head and looked at the audience in front of him with a smile.

"Since everyone is here today, it means that everyone knows what they are doing today, so ...... before the official start of the press conference"

"Hahahaha!"

The next person laughed again.

Lao Guo bit the words "before the press conference" endlessly back and forth, especially coke.

"Okay, okay, this time it's really no joke, seriously, the two of us, we are honored to be invited to host this press conference. Because we all know that this kind of press conference is generally hosted by the boss of the company, or a more representative person, and it is the first time that the two of us have hosted such an event, so if there is anything bad to say, please forgive me. ”

"Yes, forgive me. ”

"Getting back to business, Mr. Yu, do you use your mobile phone?"

"Of course it does, how can there be people who don't use mobile phones these days. ”

"What kind of mobile phone are you using, can you tell us about it?"

"Current?"

"No, I'll introduce the previous ones. ”

"Me, I use a lot of mobile phones, I remember using Motorola's big brother ...... at the earliest."

"It's like a brick?"

"Well, that's it. ”

"Yes, I remembered, everyone, you may also have the impression that it is the big black and thick guy, you don't know, when we were all poor and had no food to eat, Teacher Yu had already bought a mobile phone. ”

"Hey, I bought it early......"

"What's more, it's okay to buy a mobile phone, this person, human nature is not good, after buying a mobile phone, he loves to find people who don't have a mobile phone to show off. ”

"Hey, hey, happy. ”

"But don't say it, if someone else takes a big brother, how do you look like an upstart, people are different from teachers, holding a mobile phone, at a glance, it is a big boss. ”

"Really?"

"Of course, you don't know, the way Mr. Yu walks with his mobile phone is different from others. ”

"Oh, I'm not like anyone else......"

Teacher Yu didn't finish his sentence.

Lao Guo was already performing "he" walking next to him, his legs were spread apart, and he walked three times, as if he was sick.

"You wait, you wait," Teacher Yu hurriedly stretched out his hand and grabbed Lao Guo, "What kind of action are you, why am I walking like this." ”

"Atmosphere!"

"It's called atmosphere?"

"Yes, it's not just about walking, it's even more atmospheric when you answer the phone. ”

"Oh, how do I answer the phone......"

Still didn't finish speaking, and Lao Guo next to him had already begun to "twitch".

"Wait a minute, you wait a minute, I'm here...... What are you doing?"

"It's calling!"

"That's all you need to do when you call?"

"Shake!"

"You can't shake like that......"

"It's called, Teacher Yu has to answer—poof!"

Lao Guo said, and made a movement to pull out from the back of his buttocks.

As soon as this action came out, the people below immediately laughed.

Teacher Yu's face was full of depression.

Lao Guo still shook his hand.

"Don't shake it!"

"There's blood on it...... Phew, it's dirty......"

Lao Guo shook his hand, made a gesture to answer the phone, and then immediately moved his hand away, and wiped his mouth and face vigorously.

"Where did I put my phone?"

"In my pocket. ”

"Oh, that's a big move in your pocket. ”

"Otherwise, the phone is big!"

Lao Guo took it for granted, pretended to finish the call, and then put the phone inside.

"Poof!"

"It's not like it's in your pocket. ”

"yes, where do you think you put it?"

"Uh, I thought I was on the belt...... There's no movement, what is this? ”

Teacher Yu was annoyed and angry, and shook his hand vigorously.

"Okay, okay, that's what it means. ”

"What do you mean......

"This is the earliest mobile phone used by Mr. Yu. ”

"yes, Big Brother was all the rage back then. ”

Teacher Yu nodded.

The people below have already laughed, and Lao Guo's mobile phone has only recently come out, and not many people know about it.

Speaking of which, Lao Guo didn't lie, Teacher Yu's family conditions are indeed good.

His father is a big oil expert, who has presided over the exploitation of many oil fields in China, and is also the CEO of relevant state-owned enterprises, which can be described as a high authority. Mother's words are also experts in petroleum refining, and his family dare not say how rich they are, but they are definitely not bad. Lao Guo, of course, is not as bad as he said. Lao Guo's father is an old police worker in Jinmen, his mother is a teacher, and many relatives in the family work in the political and legal system, so it can be said that he is a family in the political and legal department. If Lao Guo An goes to school steadily, he will find a relationship in his family after graduation, and it will not be a problem to enter the political and legal system.

These two people, in fact, the family conditions are okay, at least compared to ordinary people, they are above the standard.

But because both of them like cross talk and like this traditional art, they didn't go to school to find a job step by step, but started to contact and learn cross talk from an early age.

As for what Lao Guo said when he first came to the capital, it was basically true, he gave up his relatively good family conditions, came to the capital to start a business, suffered hardships, suffered crimes, and had today's achievements, in fact, it is really not easy.

The gossip is far away......

After waiting for everyone's effect, Lao Guo continued to speak.

"Then Mr. Yu, let me ask you again, what kind of mobile phone is the second mobile phone you use?"

"The second phone, it should be Nokia's phone. ”

"Nokia? Have you ever used a Nokia phone?"

"I've used it, what's wrong?"

"Do you know what day it is?"

"Today, it is the ...... of Yuanfang Technology's new product launch conference"

"Then you said Nokia at the new product launch conference of Yuanfang Technology? Did you collect the money or what's wrong? You really don't have other people's money in vain. ”

“......”

Teacher Yu was stunned, and then suddenly shook his hand, "What, who did I take money, isn't this what you asked me?"

"When I ask you, you will say, I ask you when you are the object, why do you never say it......?

"Okay, don't talk about it, why is it in the history of feelings again, you just say that today's matter is over. ”

Teacher Yu hurriedly stopped Lao Guo and didn't let him continue.

Lao Guo glanced at Teacher Yu obliquely, and waited for the people below to laugh before continuing to speak.