"When I ask you, you will say, I ask you when you are the object, why do you never say it......?

"Okay, don't talk about it, why is it in the history of feelings again, you just say that today's matter is over. ”

Teacher Yu hurriedly stopped Lao Guo and didn't let him continue.

Lao Guo glanced at Teacher Yu obliquely, and waited for the people below to laugh before continuing to speak.

"If others take a big brother, how do they look like nouveau riche, but people are different from teachers, holding mobile phones ......"

"Where did you start, why did you go back again!"

"Didn't you tell me about today!"

"I didn't let you say this, you said today's press conference, press conference!"

"Oh, today's press conference, this one next to me, surnamed Donkey......"

"Why did you say my name again, my surname is Yu, not donkey, do you still have any accurate words, can't you say it according to the lines?"

"How can there be lines, we don't have lines. ”

"Don't say this if you don't have lines, you keep talking!"

"Okay, okay, go ahead and ......"

Lao Guo wiped his mouth at this time, looking unfinished and very dissatisfied, which made the people below laugh.

"Speaking of which, audiences who are familiar with us should know that every time we perform on stage, there are always people who keep giving gifts, right?"

"Well, yes, you praise us. ”

"Yes, everyone praises it, but I said before, in fact, you don't need to give gifts, and you don't know if I like it or not, so it's better to ...... the money directly."

"Come on, if you are not so shameless, how can anyone ask for money directly!"

"Isn't this there with me?"

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business. ”

"Serious matter, yes, serious business, you have to start with gifts, everyone wants to give gifts in the future, don't give any flowers or food, I don't care about these things, but Teacher Yu can't, maybe I don't know the rank, Teacher Yu doesn't like this type of gift very much, if you really want to give gifts, it's better to give Teacher Yu some electric gadgets. ”

"Oh?

"Everyone is not familiar with Mr. Yu under the stage, in fact, Mr. Yu is a little inventor in our background, and there is nothing that Mr. Yu doesn't love when it comes to electrical appliances. ”

"Well, yes, I like these little things. ”

"For example, small flashlights, electric shavers, in short, this kind of thing, Mr. Yu likes it very much. Let's talk about mobile phones, I just told you about Big Brother, don't look at Teacher Yu when he is holding Big Brother, he is very handsome......"

"Don't mention this, why can't you get by. ”

"Isn't this a rush of words, I'm not talking about it!"

"Just say it, don't talk about what you have and don't. ”

Teacher Yu had a tired expression on his face, and he was completely speechless for his partner.

"Teacher Yu is holding the big brother...... Don't talk about this, don't talk about this, let's talk about mobile phones, do you think Teacher Yu is for showmanship? No, although Teacher Yu's family is indeed very rich, but in the final analysis, Teacher Yu didn't buy a mobile phone because he wanted to show off, Teacher Yu likes these things, such as the previous BB machine, that is, the pager we are talking about, Teacher Yu used it early before, and in the cross talk, he was the first person to use pagers and mobile phones. ”

"That's right, I used it a little bit earlier. ”

"So, Mr. Yu loves this, and whenever he has the opportunity, he will use something that is fashionable and has not been tried by others. It's like when the distant I1 mobile phone was just on sale, Mr. Yu bought it as soon as possible. ”

"Yes, bought. ”

Teacher Yu kept nodding his head in agreement.

"At that time, we didn't understand it, watching Teacher Yu holding a thing like a mobile phone back and forth, I was a little dumbfounded, I didn't know what it was. But Mr. Yu is particular about it, and when he buys a new mobile phone, he likes to let others help him take a look, so he calls me 'Degang, look at me'. I didn't know, 'What?' 'Mobile, new,' Mr. Yu fiddled with the phone while showing it to me, 'Look, touch, there are no physical buttons, you look at this, flow switch, this, flashlight, this, WIFI, this, airplane mode, look, airplane mode......"

Lao Guo said, suddenly making a throwing motion, and then moving his gaze up and down until his eyes were fixed on the ground.

"Boom-"

And give the dubbing too.

"What's wrong?"

Teacher Yu asked stupidly.

"Fell ......"

Lao Guo turned his head to look at Teacher Yu with a blank expression.

"Nonsense, can you not fall? I'm a fool, I didn't know the phone would fall!"

"Isn't this airplane mode......"

"Do you see airplane mode like that?"

"It's broken, it's broken. ”

Lao Guo looked at the audience in front of him.

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"As you say, if you throw it out, won't it fall to pieces?"

Teacher Yu shook his hand again and again beside him, looking dissatisfied.

"Teacher Yu saw that it was broken, and the mobile phone was shattered, so I had no choice but to bring a broom and dustpan and start cleaning......"

"As for it!"

"After cleaning it up, putting it in a bag, and talking to us, Mr. Yu left the backstage and found a distant after-sales service, wanting to repair the phone. ”

"You have to repair it, you can't use it if you don't repair it. ”

Teacher Yu came to the after-sales service, found the staff, and handed over the bag. The staff knew Teacher Yu, 'Heh, Teacher Yu, you are here, what are you...... Milling?'"

Lao Guo made a gesture of lowering his head and holding his pocket to look inside, and then looked up in amazement.

"As for no, how can it be so broken!"

Teacher Yu was dissatisfied next to him.

"I'm trying to ...... flight mode"

"Don't explain it to anyone, it's not a shame!"

"The staff was happy when they heard it, and looked at Teacher Yu, 'Teacher Yu, what about you...... To be honest, some of them are too broken, and I can't say anything, why don't we let our leaders come and show you?'"

"Alas, yes, it's right for the leader to come and solve it. ”

After a while, the leader came out, a little girl, in her twenties, she looked so beautiful, no star was so beautiful. As soon as she saw Teacher Yu, the little girl's eyes lit up, "Hello, Teacher Yu, I am your fan, I like you so much." Can you sign my name?'"

"Of course it's okay to sign, say mobile phone ......"

"'I've seen the phone, it's really a little too broken, but don't worry, I won't let you down, so I'll take the phone to the back and let them fix it for you, how about you use the spare one first?'"

"That's good, it's useful. ”

Teacher Yu kept nodding beside him.

Lao Guo smiled, "Teacher Yu took the mobile phone and left, come back after two days, the mobile phone has been repaired, the little girl handed the mobile phone to Teacher Yu, and said, 'Teacher Yu, the mobile phone fell a little hard, we have repaired it for you as much as possible, but there may still be some problems, you take it back first, if there is anything inappropriate, you can come to me again when the time comes.'" By the way, I'm really a fan of you, and I really, specially, specially, like you. As he spoke, the mobile phone was handed over, and Teacher Yu reached out to take it...... Yo?"

Lao Guo said, with a very, very surprised expression on his face.

"What is this for?"

Teacher Yu was next to him.

"Surprised, incredulous......"

"Surprised, surprised, what does it matter!"

"It's different from the little girl, people are like this, you are like this. ”

"Just talk about it, don't make such a big appearance. ”

Teacher Yu's various helpless expressions made the audience below almost break their stomachs.

Lao Guo continued to speak.

"Teacher Yu turned to the phone, there was a note underneath, Teacher Yu sighed, and the little girl winked at him, "You go out and look at it." Teacher Yu nodded, "Hehehehe......"

"What kind of expression is this......"

"Coming out of the store, Mr. Yu found a place where no one was, opened the note and saw that it said, 'Mr. Yu, I am your fan, I like you very much, this is my mobile phone number, you can call me if you have time, I especially want to meet you. ’”

"Wow!"

Teacher Yu raised his mouth next to him and exclaimed.

Teacher Yu hurriedly reached out and pressed his chest, looking at the note, his heartbeat accelerated, what is this?

"Is this an affair?"

"Of course, this isn't an affair? Teacher Yu, you don't know, it's a good person, I've been married to my sister-in-law for many years, and I've never done anything wrong, and I don't take the initiative to talk to people when I see girls......"

"That's, who made us human. ”

"Not even the child is his biological ......"

"Don't talk nonsense, there's no such thing. ”

"Okay, okay, the child is biological, just say this, Teacher Yu is a real righteous gentleman. But at this moment, Mr. Yu's heart churned, in his life, for decades, he had never encountered such a situation, and he let himself encounter it today, what should he do?"

"What should I do?"

After thinking about it for a while, Teacher Yu gritted her teeth and stomped her feet to contact her!"

"It's really connected. ”

"Contact, people are not romantic, and today I am also romantic!"

"Hey, how dare you ......"

"What's not to dare to do here?"

Lao Guo glanced at Teacher Yu, "Put away the note, Teacher Yu also put his mobile phone, then took his own things, and went straight to a five-star express hotel......

"Wait, wait, how can a five-star hotel be fast?"

Teacher Yu hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it.

"The name of the express hotel is 5 stars. ”

Lao Guo directly gave an irrefutable explanation.

"Well, that's a foolish name. ”

Teacher Yu shook his head, unable to refute.

Lao Guo no longer paid attention to him, but continued, "Teacher Yu walked into the hotel, walked to the counter, reached out and took out his ID card from his pocket, and slapped it on the counter vigorously, 'Open the room! I want to sleep with female fans!'"

"Stop yelling, what are you yelling......"

"My name is Yu Lian, and my master is Shi Fukuan!

"Don't shout, it's not a shame!"

Teacher Yu was anxious to put the ants on the hot pot next to him, and he was almost angry to death by Lao Guo's words.

"Open me the best room! Don't be afraid to spend money, say, how much!"

"Well, by the way, ask the price. ”

"Eh, Teacher Yu, forty-eight ......"

Lao Guo imitated the waiter's frightened look.

As soon as these words came out, Teacher Yu's face changed color.

"Hey, I didn't go anywhere else. ”

"Teacher Yu took out fifty yuan and put it on the table, looking for money!"

"Don't look for money, what kind of money are you looking for for a total of fifty yuan. ”

After finding the money, Teacher Yu took the basin, the kettle, and the slippers, and walked towards his room. Walk to the door of the room, put down the basin, put down the kettle, put down the slippers, and open the door...... Puff la

"What's wrong?"

"Bats!"

"Well, there can be bats in this hotel. ”

Teacher Yu had a helpless expression on his face.

The audience below is almost crazy with laughter, this joke has not been performed yet, today is the first time, in order to warm up the press conference of Yuanfang Technology, Lao Guo and they also worked hard, and directly moved out the new joke that had not yet been performed. However, the effect is very good, and the audience below, whether it is a lucky user, a celebrity, a journalist, or even a representative of those large companies, is also very happy.

The last part of the cross talk is the same as what Zhou Fangyuan heard in his previous life.

In the end, because the phone fell once, there were some problems with the system inside, and the text messages that were originally sent to female fans directly became group messages.

As a result, all kinds of unimaginable characters replied to him, and there was another burst of laughter.

At this point, the warm-up is over.

"Just now, I told you a few jokes, cross talk, true and false, false and true, this paragraph just now is true......"

"Really!"

Teacher Yu retorted with a smile next to him.

"Okay, just kidding, in fact, the mobile phone of Yuanfang Technology, there is no problem with normal use, not only Teacher Yu, including me, but also our backstage, everyone uses the mobile phone of Yuanfang Technology. I am very pleased to have the honor to preside over this press conference today, and I am very happy to have it all the time. I guess you're getting tired of waiting, so let's get down to business. ”

"You should have done this a long time ago......"

"Teacher Yu's children are not ......"

"Hey, don't talk about it, there's no end to it!"

"There is an end," Lao Guo nodded, suddenly raised his hand and snapped his fingers, the big screen behind him changed suddenly, the logo of Yuanfang Technology appeared first, then the logo of the Android system, then the logo of Beitong Glass Production Company, and finally, a picture of a mobile phone appeared, "This is the protagonist of this press conference, Yuanfang I2 mobile phone!"

Lao Guo stretched out his hand to compare, and there was a sound of photography crackling below.

From this moment, the press conference can be regarded as the real beginning.

Lao Guo, as a cross talk actor and host, is actually quite level, so there is no need to worry that he will host badly. Besides, those who can come today are all people who are particularly interested in distant I2 mobile phones, plus there was Lao Guo to warm up the scene with cross talk, so almost instantly, the press conference immediately entered the climax.