Running to the white shop to do a happy event, what the hell is this fat man going to make trouble.

Could it be.......

"Do you want to have a secret marriage? Wait a minute, our Taoist master is not here, and let me talk to you in detail when he comes back." ”

The fat man said unhappily: "Can you speak? Who are you cursing?

Zhang Zizai said: "Then you are going to the wrong place, we are a white shop here, if you are happy, you should go to the wedding company." ”

The fat man said with an expression that didn't make sense of you: "What about Lao Wang? ”

Zhang Zizai explained: "Our boss has gone to soak his feet, if you are in a hurry, go to the other side of the street to find him." ”

The fat man said, "Soak my feet? I haven't soaked yet, but he soaked it first." After speaking, without waiting for Zhang Zizi's reaction, he walked towards the inner hall with a big bag on his back.

Zhang Zizai followed behind the fat man and shouted, "Big brother, it's a private place, you can't just go in." ”

The fat man pushed the door and stepped in, and said, "If you don't go in, do you want me to soak in the hall?"

Seeing that he couldn't stop him, Zhang Zizai hurriedly walked out from behind the counter, and followed in three steps and two steps.

As soon as he entered, he found the fat man standing in the middle of the room, took out an inflatable bathtub from his large bag, turned on the faucet, and took off his clothes while filling the tub with water.

Zhang Zizai hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Big brother, if you want to go to the opposite street, we are a regular store here, and we don't provide this kind of service!"

The fat man glared at him, but he didn't answer, he took off his essence and got into the bathtub.

Zhang Zizai was about to speak, but saw the fat man spit out a palm-sized, bright bead from his mouth, and then closed his legs, fluttered twice in the water, and fish scales quickly grew on his legs, and after a while, the whole lower body turned into a golden fish tail, like a fat Arowana.

The fat man breathed a long sigh of relief, and handed the beads in his hand to Zhang Zizai: "Go and add some water to my water storage beads, it's dry along the way, and I'm almost going to dry salted fish!"

Zhang Zizai took the water bead and was stunned, his jaw dropped.

How can even edible oil become fine?

The fat man saw that Zhang Zizai didn't react there, and urged repeatedly: "Hurry up, what are you doing in a daze, haven't you ever seen a mermaid?"

Mermaid? This dead fat man actually said he was a mermaid?

To be honest, the mermaid Zhang Zizi is no stranger, whether it is in fairy tale books when he was a child, or in TV movies when he grew up, Zhang Zizi has seen a lot of things about mermaids.

However, even the one that came out of the sewer was beautiful and moving before the lesion.

Mermaid, if it's not beautiful, where is it embarrassing to call it a mermaid?

But the fat man in front of him, who called himself a mermaid, completely subverted his perception of mermaids.

In Zhang Zizai's cognition, the mermaid should be the upper body looking at the existence of wanting to commit crimes, and the lower body looking at the existence of tears, but this is just the opposite, the upper body is spicy, and the lower body can't help drooling - after all, his big tail looks tender and tender, and if it is steamed or boiled in soup, it will definitely taste good.

Just in front of Zhang Zizi in front of the boiled fish...... While the fat mermaid was thinking wildly, the foreign Taoist priest hummed a little song and walked into the store happily.

After seeing the fat mermaid in the bathtub, the foreign Taoist priest was taken aback and said, "Third brother, why are you here?"

The third brother of the fat mermaid saw the foreign Taoist priest come in, and complained: "It's not for my ninth sister, my father dragged several layers of relationships and married the family in the East China Sea, but she didn't know which tendon was drawn, and she didn't agree...... What about your master?"

"I don't know, I should be out to be busy, don't worry, my master will definitely tell him when he comes back, if it doesn't work, I'll just go on a trip, and when the time comes, I'll make an appointment with the two families, and everyone can talk about this matter well." ”

The fat mermaid thought about it and felt that this method was good: "I'm relieved to have your words, don't you know, I'm anxious about her because I don't want to eat, and I've lost a pound of meat in the past two days...... Who, why don't you go and store water?"

Zhang Zizai held the water storage bead and asked, "How can this thing be stored?"

"What? You don't know how to store water? How do you work in this shop?" The fat mermaid said earnestly to the foreign Taoist priest: "It's not that I said you, you must pay attention when recruiting people, people like this kind of cultivation who are too low and don't know anything, they are only mixed salaries when they are recruited, and they can't be wanted! I only opened all the dozens of bastards in my father's company two days ago." ”

Foreign Taoist: "It's all open?"

Fat Mermaid: "Yes, this is a thing, sometimes you have to be decisive!"

Foreign Taoist: "Is it okay to drive so many people at that time?"

The fat mermaid said with an embarrassed face: "I don't know if there is anything wrong with the company, I only know that my father beat me to death very decisively." ”

Zhang Zizi couldn't help laughing: "This fat mermaid doesn't need to store water beads, those in his head are enough for him for a lifetime." ”

The foreign Taoist priest held back a smile, poked Zhang Zizi lightly with his finger to signal him not to talk nonsense, then took the water storage bead, took out a charm from the drawer and pasted it, and then handed the bead back to him and said, "Just go find a pool and soak for a while." ”

Zhang Zizi turned around and walked into the toilet, opened the toilet lid, and threw the water beads into it.

.......

Ten minutes later, Zhang Zizai returned the beads filled with water to the fat mermaid.

He took it with his hand, swallowed it in one gulp, and said with a frown: "The water quality in your place is getting worse and worse, and no one is in charge of it." In this way, I will follow up at the annual meeting and ask them to send someone here to help take care of it...... Whoever comes and pulls me, I can't get up. ”

.......

After seeing the fat mermaid leave the store, Zhang Zizai finally couldn't help laughing.

The foreign Taoist priest was puzzled: "Why are you smiling so happy?" ”

Zhang Zizai said proudly: "In the water storage beads, it is filled with toilet water." ”

The foreign Taoist priest feigned anger and said: "You broken cub (you little rabbit) is really bad." ”

Zhang Zizai cut off, and said in his heart that he was already merciful enough. You know, he was holding back a lot of urine just now.

"Who is this person? ”

The foreign Taoist priest said: "That is not the master we can afford to provoke, he is the third prince of the Dragon King, the kind who ranks in the immortal class!"

Zhang Zizai: "Third prince, isn't it cramped by Nezha?"

The foreign Taoist priest explained: "It's not the third prince, the cramp one is Ao Bing, he is Ao Yanzu." ”

"Yanzu, with this name, his family is not afraid of being struck by lightning!"

"Don't talk nonsense, the third brother is still quite righteous, but he has been in the top position for a long time, so he is a little arrogant. ”

Zhang Zizi pursed his lips: "Come on, they are all called the third prince, how much better can people be?"

The foreign Taoist priest was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Zhang Zizai: "In history, the dragon clan is famous for two third princes, one was cramped by a child, and the other was ridden all the way by a monk. ”

The tattooed brother floated behind Zhang Zizi and interjected coldly: "What's wrong with the monk?"

Zhang Zizai was startled by this sudden voice, clutched his chest and scolded: "I'll go! ”

The tattooed brother muttered quietly, "Am I a ghost in the first place." ”

Zhang Zizai said: "Didn't you see a negotiator at home? ”

The tattooed brother said: "There is a monk who has been dangling in front of our house, and he always peeks in from the window, I feel that he is strange, so I hurry over and report to you." ”

"Monk, lame?"

"yes, how do you know?"

Zhang Zizai told them what happened this morning.

The foreign Taoist priest pondered: "That may be really a problem, you should hurry home and take a look." ”

Zhang Zizi hesitated: "But I haven't gotten off work yet." "If you are a few minutes late, you will already be fined fifty, and if you don't care about leaving early, you don't know how much money that old liar will have to pit yourself.

The foreign Taoist priest smiled: "It's okay, I'll help you tell my master." ”

Zhang Zizai thanked the Taoist priest and hurried home with the tattooed brother.

Over there, the old monk and the little novice were standing at the door of their house. This guy picked up a wire out of nowhere, and was poking it around the keyhole of Zhang Zi's house at the moment.

Zhang Zizai shouted to catch the thief, the old monk was frightened, hurriedly threw away the wire in his hand, turned his head to look at Zhang Zizai and said, "Donor, the old man has been waiting here for a long time." ”

Zhang Zizai scolded: "You bald donkey, you have a lot of thief heart, seeing that you didn't deceive me in the morning, you are ready to steal me, right?"

The old monk's face was not red and his heart was not beating: "The donor's words are wrong, the old man just wants to help the donor check it, this lock is not reliable." ”

"Hurry up and get out, don't think that I won't dare to beat you when you're old, if you think about my family again, I'm really welcome!"

The old monk: "Evil and sinful, the benefactor speaks evil words, it is really an unkind act, and he will go to hell in the future!"

Zhang Zizai said angrily: "What does it have to do with you which hell I go into, if you chirp crookedly, I will pull out your tongue first!"

Unexpectedly, this time, the old monk did not move at all.

Zhang Zizai looked at him in surprise, the old monk folded his hands, deeply rooted in a standard horse step, blocked Zhang Zizai's door, and smiled provocatively at him.

Originally, Zhang Zizai saw him as an old man, so he just wanted to scare him and drive him away. But now, seeing that this skinny old cripple actually provoked himself so much, Zhang Zizi couldn't help but get angry.

What is this not a naked mockery?

So, Zhang Zizai stretched out his hands and pushed hard towards the old monk.

The old monk smiled slightly, and flashed to the side, Zhang Zizi couldn't retract his strength, and slammed his head on the doorknob, and his forehead immediately broke, and blood flowed.

The old monk smiled and said, "The old man has already said it, you will have a bloody disaster in the near future!"