At the end of the task, Zhang Zizi, numbered 4247488, received a bonus of 800 yuan.

"I gave a thousand last time, and this time I sent two people over, how can I give eight hundred?" Zhang Zizi complained to Lao Yao who was dissatisfied.

Lao Yao said: "Lu Yiguan's one doesn't count, it's your own nosy." ”

Zhang Zizai said dissatisfiedly: "Okay, even if that doesn't count, shouldn't it be a thousand? Why is it less than two hundred?"

Lao Yao smiled: "I deducted the two hundred." ”

Zhang Zizai was quite dissatisfied with Lao Yao's behavior, and retorted strongly: "You are also a city god, why do you still take your own pockets and deduct the wages of your subordinates at will?"

Lao Yao saw that Zhang Zizi was anxious, and replied: "What does it mean to fill your own pockets, do you think you don't need money to apply for a visa for Lu Yiguan?"

Zhang Zizai: "However, I also helped you eliminate a fan ghost, this ghost is a thousand yuan, and I haven't asked you for dividends." ”

Lao Yao saw that Zhang Zizai had calculated the accounts with himself, and said dissatisfiedly: "What kind of ghost is a thousand yuan, do you think I am you? You are a piecework worker, I am in the establishment, you get a commission, and I will pay a fixed salary!"

Zhang Zizi was powerless to refute, this sentence was too heart-wrenching.

Since he is a living person, the underworld can't enroll his soul into the compilation, so he can only be a temporary worker, not to mention the accumulation of merits, not to mention the fact that he doesn't even have a fixed salary.

Zhang Zizai once protested because of this matter, but was rejected by Lao Yao in one sentence: "It's too late for you to choose plan B now." ”

......

No matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat, Zhang Zizai had to accept the eight hundred yuan, he only saw a skill two days ago, a total of two thousand seven, and originally thought that he would buy it when the income arrived this time, but as it looks like now, this plan is estimated to be in vain.

Zhang Zizi collected the money and went out to the paper shop.

Two-quarters of the king's immortals didn't know what kind of wind they smoked, so they actually hired him.

It is said that the foreign Taoist priest recently talked about his girlfriend, and he didn't stay in the store all day, so he stayed in the store every day, and he didn't even have time to wash his soul - he had been eyebrow-and-eyed with the girl who washed his feet in the city on the next street for the past two days, and he soaked in the store when he had nothing to do, and his feet were soaked in folds.

As soon as he got out of the alley, Zhang Zizai was stopped again. This time it's not a kidnapping. This thing is not a playhouse, where can you meet it twice in three days.

He was stopped by a ragged, lame beggar monk, accompanied by a young novice.

"Donor, I see that your eyes are black without a god, there will be a catastrophe today, it is better to let the old man calculate a good hexagram for you, maybe you can turn evil into good fortune. ”

Are all the current liars coming out of a training class? When Wang Banxian saw him before, he was the same set of rhetoric, but he didn't expect this old monk to be too, and he didn't change a word, Zhang Zizai really wondered if there was a manual for words in this industry, and everyone read it in one by one.

"No need, old monk, you deceived the wrong person, I don't have any money in my pocket. After Zhang Zizai prevaricated the monk, he wanted to run away from him. It's already half past eight, and the old immortal has to deduct his salary if he goes late.

The monk was unyielding, grabbed the corner of Zhang Zizi's clothes from behind and said with a smile: "Donor, you are not authentic, you obviously have it in your trouser pocket." ”

Zhang Zizai was stunned when he heard this, how did he know? Could it be that this monk is different from the two-quarters immortal of the king, and has real skills?

Zhang Zizai turned around and said, "You ......"

Before he finished speaking, the little novice on the side said, "Your money is about to fall out...... Master, how many meat buns can you eat with such a thick pile of money!"

Zhang Zizai hurriedly stuffed the money into his trouser pocket and packed it, this was the extra money he got in the bar two days ago, what a pity it was: "I'm almost late for work, I really don't have time to mess around with you, go to find someone else to fool around, okay?"

The monk shook his head: "Donor, this is your mistake, the old man is kind enough to come to help you, you actually suspect Lao Na, let me tell you the truth, the three generations of the old man's family are all high-ranking monks!"

Hearing this, Zhang Zizai shook off the monk's hand and walked out of the alley without looking back.

......

Being stirred up by the monk like this, Zhang Zizai was really late, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw two-quarters of the immortal standing there, and said with a wicked smile: "Fifty fines!"

Zhang Zizai explained: "No, I met your colleague on the road today, and I had to pull me and say that I wanted to calculate a hexagram for me, so I was late." ”

The two-quarters of the king didn't care so much, and stretched out his hand to Zhang Zizai Hehe Zhile.

Zhang Zizai took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it over distressedly: "Where is this rule, even if you are late, it will be deducted from your salary, and you pay cash directly?"

"That's different, the salary is paid by him, the fine is my fine, and the cashier and the accountant must not be the same person, this is the most basic truth. Otherwise, no matter what you do, sooner or later you will have to lose money. Two-quarters of the king happily folded the money and put it in his pocket.

"Isn't it a fine of fifty, the one I gave you is a hundred. ”

Two-fourths of the king's immortals replied with a smile: "The other fifty are counted as your advance payment." ”

Zhang Zizi understands that if the money goes into this old guy's pocket, don't think about it anymore, this dumb man is really wronged. At night, you must go and break all this money and exchange it for piece by piece, and see how he can take advantage of himself.

Two-quarters of the king took the money and happily went out to squeeze the bus.

The bus is the most crowded in the early morning, and at this time of time, it is easy to accidentally be squeezed to a certain beauty, and then accidentally get stuck and oily or something, and you don't have to worry about being beaten.

Zhang Zizi cleaned the shop briefly, put wreaths and other things outside the door, and worked back and forth for more than an hour before returning to the counter, holding his forehead and napping.

The phone rang, Zhang Zizai took it out and looked at it, it turned out to be white pills.

Picking up the phone, there was a coughing sound over there.

"What are you doing?"

"It's okay, I'm cooking, I just accidentally choked on oil smoke. ”

"Don't you have a chef at home? Why do you cook your own food? ”

Shiramaruko: "I have nothing to do to learn to have fun." By the way, have you eaten, and I'll bring you a bento at noon?

Zhang Zizai: "What's there?"

Bai Maruko grabbed the mobile phone between his head and neck, picked up the pot and put the food on the plate and said, "Tomato and egg rice." ”

Zhang Zizai: "What else?"

Shiramaruko: "No, I'll only have one now." ”

Zhang Zizai was speechless and said, "Then you let me choose?"

Shirakumaruko smiled: "You can choose to eat it or not." ”

Zhang Zizai: "......"

At noon, Shiramaruko arrived with a box of bento. Zhang Zizai took it, opened the bento and ate two bites, his face changed abruptly.

"What's wrong?" said Shiramaruko looked concerned.

Zhang Zizai: "You put the sugar as salt, right?"

Bai Maruko said, "How is it possible? I'll try it...... There's a spicy fish next door that's delicious, I'll buy it for you. ”

Zhang Zizai put away the bento and asked, "Isn't your nose very smart? ”

Bai Maruko smiled: "Oh, didn't I have a cold in the past two days, okay, okay, I'll go buy spicy fish." By the way, I've already sent the flowers, and I've bought the bee farm. ”

Zhang Zizai was puzzled: "Why are you buying an apiary when you have nothing to do?"

Shiramaruko: "Anyway, they're my lifesavers." ”

Zhang Zizai said: "Eldest sister, I am the one who saved you, right, I haven't seen you thank me." ”

Bai Maruko covered his mouth and said happily: "Or, I'll buy you too?"

Zhang Zizai: "Forget it, I don't want to go to Weihu Mountain to be the wife of the village." ”

Bai Maruko laughed: "Look at your virtue, by the way, I hired you as a bodyguard, you are not right, why do you have to come here to be a small clerk?

Zhang Zizai thought of the bodyguards at the door of the cat's house, and shook his head again and again: "Mainly in the summer, I wear a suit and tie, I'm afraid of prickly heat." ”

......

Bai Maruko went next door to buy a spicy fish, and the two of them chatted while eating.

After a while, the king returned with two-quarters of the immortals.

Bai Maruzi hurriedly got up and greeted: "Uncle Wang!"

Two-quarters of the king smiled and beckoned to him: "Yo, how about eating?"

Zhang Zizai wondered, "You know?"

Bai Maruko nodded, "Of course I know, the demon clans here all know him...... Why are you like this, you have eaten all the eyes of two fishes!"

This old liar is really powerful, he just swaggers and cheats on weekdays, but he didn't expect that even a demon would dare to fool.

Wang two-quarters of the immortal put on an expression that I told you that I was very good: "I told you before, I know the white cat, and mentioning the name of our paper shop will definitely work!"

Zhang Zizai smiled and said, "Can I help you advertise this old liar, I know." ”

Two-quarters of the king's immortals shouted, "I'm a liar......?"

Zhang Zizai interrupted: "You said that she was not born yet, what do you want me to ask?"

Seeing that he couldn't communicate with Zhang Zizi, Wang two-quarters of the immortals angrily picked up the paper cutter and ran to the side to paste his paper figure again.

After the meal, Bai Wanzi was going shopping, and two-quarters of the king was going to soak his feet.

I haven't been at home for two days.

Two-quarters of the king's immortals called this guy without conscience, and said that raising children to prevent old age, he worked hard to pull this rabbit cub up, and if he continued at such a rhythm, he would have to run to someone to be a son-in-law sooner or later.

I haven't seen Zhang Zizai, the girlfriend of the foreign Taoist, but with his twilight-like face, I usually go out to buy a vegetable and the aunt is eager to stuff him with two or two more masters, and the girlfriend he is looking for is not far behind.

Zhang Zizai sat at the counter, flipping through his phone, thinking about how to spend the money.

The sound of the door opening interrupted his train of thought.

Zhang Zizi looked up and saw that a big fat man of more than 200 pounds was carrying a one-person-high travel bag, standing in front of him panting heavily.

"Hello, who is doing the funeral? do you need money or wreaths?"

When the fat man heard this, he said with a gloomy face: "Bah, bah, you are only here to do a funeral! Lao Tzu is here to do a happy event!"