Jiu Tun and the others threw Han Jianren on the ground and hugged their heads and cried together.

The demons sighed with snot and tears of emotion about the injustice of the world, and they couldn't even eat a reassuring meal.

After a long time, Jiu Tun took out a wet tissue from his pocket and wiped his hands back and forth, and the skin was almost broken.

Drunken Boy: "It seems that I will return empty-handed again today." ”

The one-horned monster on the side reminded: "Boss, there is one more on the stage." ”

Jiu Tun looked towards the stage and saw Xiaoyu lying on it with a peaceful face.

Jiu Tun thought for a moment, then walked towards her.

This is the last one today, and if it still doesn't work, I'll have to go home and find my best friend Ibaraki Boy to eat grilled chicken feet.

Jiu Tun came to Xiaoyu's side, leaned down and sniffed casually. He was already hopeless.

Unexpectedly, this smell made his eyes light up.

"This is good! This is edible!"

"You can't eat this!" retorted from behind his ears.

Jiu swallowed his head and yelled at the demons: "Who said that? Stand up for Lao Tzu! Do you have a nose spirit or mine nose spirit?

When the demons saw the wine swallowing and looked at them with anger on their faces, they shook their heads one after another to indicate that they were not what they said.

The tailless ghost stretched out his finger and pointed to the edge of the curtain secretly: "Boss, it's what he said." ”

Jiu Tu turned his head and suddenly found a young man standing by the curtain, who was now leaning against the curtain wall with his hands on his chest and laughing at himself.

Jiu Tun was startled and shouted, "Mom!" and then quickly dodged, jumped behind the unicorn, and probed his brain and said, "Don't kill me!

The one-horned monster who was pushed in front of him looked at the wine swallow behind him with a disgusted expression: "Boss, let's not bring such a tricky person." ”

Jiu Swallow: "You are not human, you have such a big horn." ”

When the one-horned monster heard this, he ripped off the horns on his head, and spurted blood out of his head, and said, "Now it's right." ”

After pulling out the horns, the one-horned monster immediately jumped back into the monster pile, leaving the wine swallowing boy on the stage alone.

The drunken boy was unstoppable, so he had to ask Zhang Zizai hard: "Which family does Your Excellency belong to?"

Zhang Zizai: "Family?"

Jiu Swallow: "You're not an Onmyoji?"

Zhang Zizai smiled: "I'm not." ”

Since he is not an onmyoji, there is no need to be afraid: "Then you can go, I don't eat men." ”

Zhang Zizai: "You can't eat women." ”

Swallow the wine: "Nani, women can't eat it, do I eat dogs?"

Shirakumaruko jumped out from behind the curtain and said with a dissatisfied face: "Dogs can't eat it either!"

Seeing that there were still people behind the curtain, Jiu Tun was about to hide behind the other monsters, but after looking around, he realized that there was no one around.

And the foreign Taoist priest and Ao Bing also jumped out at this moment, rubbing their hands at the wine.

Jiu Tun took two steps back, his eyes staring at Zhang Zizai and the others: "Who are you, why didn't you fall for my Gu poison?"

Bai Maruko was sick to his stomach for a while: "Can we not mention this?"

The wine swallowed incomprehensibly, and looked at them with a question mark on his face.

The foreign Taoist priest smiled: "You still want to stun us with that little trick?"

Jiu Tun: "Little trick, do you know who Lao Tzu is?"

After speaking, he waved his hand to the audience.

When the demons received the order, they raised their hands and shouted: "Wine swallowing boy, mana is boundless! Wine swallowing boy, giving birth to a son has no fart (harmony) eyes!"

Jiu Tun roared at the audience: "Who told you to change the slogan?"

Demons: "This is what the unicorn just taught!"

It turned out that the unicorn monster muttered casually when he jumped off the stage because he pulled out his horn, but the demons thought it was a new slogan and immediately wrote it down.

Unicorn: "My sentence is not a slogan, it's a complaint!"

Wine Swallow: "......"

Zhang Zizai, Bai Wanzi, Yang Taoist and Ao Bing, the four of them surrounded the wine on the stage.

The foreign Taoist took out two thunder talismans from his pocket and detonated them in the palm of his hand at will.

Bai Maruko held a folding stool and picked it on the side.

Zhang Zizi took out his mobile phone and tossed in the air.

Boiling prop moved his muscles and bones, grabbed his head with both hands and twisted it hard, and it broke.

Jiu Tun looked at the demons watching the play in the audience: "What are you watching?

The demons: "Wine swallowing boy!

Wine swallowing: "Who told you to shout slogans!"

Demons: "You don't usually teach us anything else, do you?" ”

Jiu Tun looked at these ghosts helplessly, and secretly cursed in his heart.

It's a pity that his best friend, the No. 1 thug in Dajiangshan, Ibaraki Boy, is not here today, otherwise where would they be used for this group of idiots.

"I'm asking you to beat them up for me!"

Only then did the demons react, each took out their housekeeping skills, and rushed towards the four people on the stage in a swarm.

The eyeless youkai and the tailless youkai hugged each other, and merged into a tiger with eyes and a tail, and took the lead in rushing towards the foreign Taoist priest.

The foreign Taoist priest smiled calmly, took out a slender object from his pocket, and shook it in his hand at will, and the tiger with eyes and tail immediately smiled and rolled on the ground.

The monster with horns on his head and the monster with a tail behind him held hands, transforming into a little dragon man with horns on his head and a tail behind him, jumping high and running straight to Xi Bing, Xi Bing's eyes glared, and the little dragon man immediately knelt on the ground and shouted: "Seventh uncle and grandfather!"

The rest of the demons rushed forward after him, and they were also put to the ground by the foreign Taoist priest and Ao Bing in minutes.

The spirit runes flying in the sky of the foreign Taoist priest are simply invincible in the face of this kind of intensive attack, and they don't need to think about the crosshair problem at all, and they can subdue a little demon by throwing it out casually.

He saw that there were many people, so he pulled down the curtain behind him, wrapped all these demons and monsters into it like dumplings, and threw them to the stands on the second floor.

The army of dozens of people was wiped out in an instant, and the drunken boy was dumbfounded: "Who are you?"

Zhang Zizai looked at the light pole commander in front of him, and replied with a smile: "It doesn't matter who we are, the important thing is that we ate takoyaki today, so this woman can't die." ”

The drunken boy looked confused: "What the hell?"

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to tease you. Zhang Zizai pointed to the foreign Taoist priest beside him, and introduced to the wine swallowing boy: "The one in front of you is the first handsome Taoist guy who ate Tiangu yesterday, the generation of Tianjiao of Fu Gongmen, and the dog is also." ”

Bai Maruko: "I don't know if you, the most handsome ghost in the country, are powerful, or our Taoist number one handsome guy, or you two are also competing on this stage and have a beauty contest?"

The wine swallowing boy shook his head: "I don't think there is a need for this, I'm in a good mood today and I don't want to see blood." ”

The foreign Taoist priest took out a peachwood sword and pointed at the wine swallow: "A ghost king, why is he so daring?"

After hearing this, the drunken boy said angrily: "Who said that I am timid? Lao Tzu is unparalleled in the world!"

Foreign Daoist: "Then come out and fight me for 300 rounds!"

After speaking, he said to the people behind him: "Which of you has a mask on you?"

Zhang Zizai: "Why do you want a mask?"

Foreign Taoist: "I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back for a while, so I ate him again." ”

Seeing that everyone was mocking him, the wine swallowing boy was furious: "Do you really think that my ghost king wine swallowing is a waste of fame? Let you know how powerful I am today!"

After saying that, he put his hands together and muttered a spell in his mouth.

After a while, bursts of pale pink smoke emanated from Jiu Swallow's body, mixed with a strong smell of wine, and floated towards everyone.

Jiu Swallow looked up to the sky and shouted: "You wait for the Spirit Ecstasy Array to greet me! Let you all line up for me in a while, and obediently dance the square dance!"

Shirakumaruko put down the folding stool, stood in front of everyone, lifted his nose and inhaled all the wine mist swallowed into his nose in one go.

Bai Maruko, who had absorbed all the wine mist, looked at him contentedly: "It's still your wine smelling good, it smells much better than that fart bomb." ”

Jiu Tun looked at the unharmed white pill in disbelief, and his jaw dropped to the ground.

Zhang Zizi stood up on his mobile phone and asked, "What other tricks do you have, use them all, don't be polite to us." ”

Jiu Swallow gritted his teeth and said viciously, "Okay! You forced me!"

After that, he took off the wine gourd from his waist and said to everyone: "My treasure gourd, but it was planted from the seven-colored fairy seeds on the gourd mountain back then, as long as I open it, I can suck a few of you into it in an instant, and it can be turned into a pot of spirits in a moment or three!"

Zhang Zizai: "Big brother, you are too stringed, you are a gourd baby and a Journey to the West, can you be serious!"

Jiu Tun ignored Zhang Zizai, took two steps back to open his treasure gourd, raised it above his head and shouted to Zhang Zizai: "Do you dare to agree if I call your name?" After speaking, he shook the gourd in his hand again and again.

Zhang Zizai was nervous for a while, looking at this posture, the wine swallowing boy didn't seem to be a liar, could it be that this gourd really had this function?

Two minutes later, Jiu Tun's arm was sore, but Zhang Zizai was still standing in place.

Zhang Zizai was impatient, so he had to urge: "Can you do it?"

The drunken boy: "Of course! How can a man say no!"

Zhang Zizai: "Then you put me in the gourd." ”

The wine swallowing boy looked at him with an embarrassed expression: "I will definitely accept it, but can I ask you another question before I accept it?"

Zhang Zizai: "Say!"

Wine Swallowing Boy: "What's your name?"

Zhang Zizai took out his mobile phone and called at him with a slashing head and face.

The wine-swallowing boy threw away the gourd and held his head in both hands: "Don't slap your face!"

Zhang Zizai picked up the phone and hit it again: "Don't be your mother's head!"

Wine Swallow: "How do you ......."

Zhang Zizai made up another blow: "Why are you fucking big!"

Jiu Swallow: "Can you not scold my mother, this is very rude!"

Zhang Zizai: "Gift your grandma a leg!"

Swallowing all the thoughts: "You still scold my mother!"