In the Heavenly Court chat group.

Lu Yifan: "Everyone, I uploaded an episode of the most popular variety show in the mortal world in the video section of the Tianting Chinese Network, you can go and watch it when you have time." ”

The third prince of Nezha: "Lu Yifan, you still have the face to send a message in the group!"

Shunfeng Ear: "Shameless!"

Claireye: "+1 upstairs!"

Lord Yama: "There is also a face to play WeChat!"

Buddha: "Amitabha, it's better for the old man to surpass Your Excellency today!"

......

As soon as the message was sent, the immortals immediately began to criticize Lu Yifan.

This made him very depressed.

What's going on?

Lu Yifan: "Uh...... What's wrong with me?"

Yang Jian: "You "Breaking the Sky" will be updated once a day, sometimes not for three or four days, you still have the face to ask what's wrong?"

Sun Wukong: "Stop playing WeChat, update "Breaking the Sky" first, okay?"

Zixia Fairy: "I started watching "Breaking the Sky" 30 years ago, and 30 years later...... It's not even halfway there!!"

Lu Yifan: "Khan, although it is said that one day in the Tianshan Mountains is one year in the world, but can we not count it like this?"

Yue Lao: "Yo, after Yifan Immortal Friend became the great god author of our Heavenly Court, his skin became thicker and thicker. In the past, I didn't update and knew how to take a leave, but now? As soon as it disappears, it will be several days! I don't even bother to ask for a vacation! I want to know where you have the face to send WeChat!"

Wen Quxing: "A fan immortal friend, it doesn't matter if you trust me, after all, that is your freedom, we can't force you to change a few times a day." But why do you keep interrupting the shift?

We have subscribed to you for the sum of immortal coins, you are lacking in professional morality, this is perfunctory readers in your eyes, you are consuming our readers' longing for you!"

Wu Quxing: "Brother, that's a good point!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "It is worthy of Wenqu Xing, and he speaks one by one." ”

Lu Yifan said angrily: "Other immortal friends said that I recognized me, but only your Wenqu Xing said that I can't bear it!

Don't you know where you saw it yourself?"

Fan value is only available for consumption of immortal coins, and the coupons sent by Tianting Chinese online are not counted as fan value.

Wenquxing has no fan value at all, which means that he has not spent a dime for Lu Yifan, and he has watched it all with coupons or other people's mobile phones.

You haven't spent a dime on Lao Tzu, and you spray Lao Tzu so righteously, who can bear this?

Wenqu Xing: "Khan ...... Yifan Immortal Friend, why do you tell the truth, I don't want to lose face?"

Lu Yifan: "You were originally an iron rooster, do you still need me to say this?"

Wen Quxing was sprayed by Lu Yifan and didn't dare to speak.

The charm of this "Breaking the Sky" is far beyond Lu Yifan's imagination, according to his master, many immortals now don't cultivate immortals, and they hold a mobile phone all day long and wait for updates, waiting for several years.

And Lu Yifan was busy with "The Voice", and often forgot to update the Tianting Chinese website for several days.

One day in heaven, one year on earth.

This makes the gods almost crazy when they wait!

So as soon as Lu Yifan appeared, he was sprayed violently by the angry immortals, but fortunately, Lu Yifan promised to make up for the updated arrears at one time, which calmed the anger of the immortals.

Taking advantage of Lu Yifan's spare time to update, the immortals became curious about the variety show called "The Voice" that he uploaded.

After a look at the results......

Yang Jian: "Damn! This show is so good-looking!"

Roaring Sky Dog: "Immortal friend, do you have any dreams?"

Sun Wukong: "Come to my old grandson's group, don't dare to say anything else, Lao Jun's elixir and the queen mother's peach will make you full!"

Zixia Fairy: "Wow, I blame Yifan Immortal Friend, this variety show is much more fun than fun!"

The Queen Mother: "It's a little interesting!@玉皇大帝, husband, let's turn that ancient artifact in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall into a swivel chair by itself, okay?

Jade Emperor: "Wife, listen to you! Hehehehe, it's so interesting!"

Shunfeng Er: "What kind of Hua Shao, how can his tongue be so fast! I was shocked once I heard it! He didn't have any magic weapon on his tongue, right?"

Lord Yama: "I've checked the life and death, this is a mortal with the naked eye, a mortal who is so pure that it can't be more pure, where did he get the magic weapon on his tongue!"

Djinn God: "What is this! I can do it too!"

Yang Jian: "Don't brag!

Howling Dog: "Wow! yes, you can send us a big guy to listen to it!"

Djinn God: "Come on!"

After a while, the giant spirit god really sent a voice, which turned out to be an attempt to imitate Hua Shao's advertising words:

"Authentic good herbal tea, authentic good voice...... Welcome to the ...... of the leading brand of herbal teas JDB ...... For...... The good voice of Jiaduobao herbal tea in China...... Drink Qili ...... Boost your power...... Wahaha Qili ......"

Immediately afterwards, the giant spirit god sent another text: "I was wrong! It's too fast, my brain remembers it, but I can't keep up with it! I can't imitate it at all!"

Jade Emperor: "Hmph, you have to go up! Look at me!"

"Authentic good herbal tea, authentic good voice...... Welcome to the ...... by JDB, a leading brand of herbal tea For your title JDB herbal tea Chinese good voice, drink Qili, add power...... Wahaha Qili ......"

A pair of advertising words were also stumbling down, he was a little faster than the giant spirit god said, but the error rate was much greater.

But who let it be the Jade Emperor of the society!

A group of immortals immediately snapped their ass!

Yang Jian: "Uncle 666666 is much more powerful than the Giant Spirit God!"

Roaring Sky Dog: "Wang! It is worthy of the Jade Emperor, and his mouth is Lisuo!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Awesome, my Jade Emperor is great!"

Moon Lao: "I-ant-you!"

......

Jade Emperor: "Hahahaha! It's ordinary, low-key and low-key!"

Only the Queen Mother came faintly: "Husband, in fact, what you said is very special, don't be complacent!"

Suddenly, the Queen Mother also spoke: "I'll try it too!"

The Queen Mother's imitation was really miserable, her speech speed was two or three times slower than Hua Shao's, but she still stumbled and said a lot of mistakes, and she still read it, but she couldn't read it smoothly.

After the imitation, the Queen Mother sighed and said: "Mortals are also more powerful than the immortals!

"I'll try it too!"

"I still don't believe it, can an immortal be inferior to a mortal?"

"Haha, count me in, I'll come too!"

"Interesting, interesting! I'll imitate it too!"

"It's that simple, I think I can do it. ”

"You are such garbage, look at me!"

I don't know when, in the Heavenly Court chat group, they all began to imitate Hua Shao's advertising words!