Chapter 655: Fairy Chang'e, You're so dirty!
The immortals imitated Hua Shao's lines, but none of them could speak as fluently as him!
There are also those who speak smoothly, but the speed is very slow, almost word by word, and they are not said in one breath, and there are several breaths of ventilation in the middle.
Some immortals cheated and cast spells on their tongues, but they were immediately found out by other immortals.
If you don't cast spells, let alone Hua Shao's speech speed, many immortals can't even reach half of Hua Shao's speech speed!
The best performing Guangyin Heavenly King's speech speed is only half of Hua Shao's speech speed, and it is a loss more.
Yang Jian: "Impossible! It is impossible to do it without immortal methods!"
Sun Wukong: "I'm so angry with my grandson! It's too difficult! I guess even if my master's verbose ghost comes, I can't do it!"
Marshal Tianpeng: "What kind of mouth is this mortal named Hua Shao!"
Zixia Fairy: "This mouth is probably the strongest mouth in the mortal world! I feel that even if I cast the immortal method, I can't compare to him in terms of mouth." β
Guangyin Heavenly King: "I used to be unconvinced by anyone, but today I am convinced!"
......
Originally, the immortals were not convinced by anyone, and they felt that they were immortals, and it was impossible for them to lose to a mortal.
But after the experiment, these immortals gasped one after another!
What an amazing mortal this is!
It's just that after living for more than 30 years, he can practice such a fast mouth, I'm afraid he is the only one in the Three Realms who can do it!
After updating "Breaking the Sky", Lu Yifan returned to the Heavenly Court chat group to take a look.
The immortals actually imitated Hua Shaonian's advertising words like a meeting, and they couldn't help but feel interesting in their hearts.
Speaking of which, Hua Shao can also be regarded as half of Lu Yifan's apprentice, and his speed of speech was still taught by Lu Yifan!
If you talk about immortal methods and cultivation, Lu Yifan is not even as good as one thousandth of the weakest Yue Lao in this chat group!
But if you want to talk about lip service, then he doesn't even accept the Buddha!
Lu Yifan: "Hahaha, you are too weak! Look at me!"
Lu Yifan looked into the microphone, and finished reading the advertising words of Hua Shao very quickly and accurately.
"Authentic good voice, authentic good herbal tea, welcome to watch ......"
It took Hua Shao fifteen seconds to read that line.
And what about Lu Yifan?
It only took 8.7 seconds!
That's a full six or seven seconds away!
The world of six or seven seconds seems to pass in a few moments, but those who have cultivated immortals know that when the speed reaches a certain limit, it is a gap between heaven and earth!
Two hundred words, a difference of six or seven seconds, this can already be said to be a gap that can never be crossed!
This speed of speech, even if Sanqing comes, even if it is the Buddha, as long as there is no immortal law, it is impossible to compare!
After the voice was sent out, the entire Heavenly Court chat group was shocked!
Jade Emperor: "Oh my God!
Rulai Buddha: "Amitabha, the fairy friend is so fast, the old man admires!"
Queen Mother: "This little mouth is so fast, no wonder it's so powerful!"
Sun Wukong: "A mortal immortal friend, next time my master is verbose, I will call you over to scold him!"
Marshal Tianpeng: "Hahaha, senior brother is really bad! If you invite an immortal friend to go over and scold the master, it is estimated that the master will be as verbose as you." β
Ni Dress Fairy: "This little mouth is really slippery!"
Fairy Chang'e: "This little tongue is so fast, I guess it can do a lot of powerful things." β
Clairvoyant: "I'll go! Sister Chang'e, I didn't expect you to be so dirty!"
Lei Gong: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of Chang'e!"
Electric mother: "I really envy Yifan Immortal Friend for having such a tongue, hey, my husband can't do it...... Sister Chang'e, you should take advantage of it! I don't dare to say the other sisters, just this tongue is guaranteed to make you feel good!"
......
As soon as Fairy Chang'e's words came out, all the immortals below started driving!
This can be said that Fairy Chang'e is in the clouds.
What is this?
I couldn't understand what these people were saying, so Fairy Chang'e had to send a private message to Lu Yifan and asked, "Yifan Immortal Friends, what are the other Immortal Friends talking about?
Lu Yifan took a look.
How do I answer this Nima?
After thinking about it, Lu Yifan did not answer positively, but replied to Fairy Chang'e: "That...... Fairy Chang'e, let me tell you a story!
There was a big eunuch named Li Lianying in the Qing Dynasty, who didn't have the words of a man, but in the wild history, he not only conquered the Empress Dowager Cixi, but also conquered the harem of the entire Qing Dynasty, guess how he did it?"
Fairy Chang'e was curious: "How did the eunuch conquer a woman? This is impossible? Could it be with his hands?"
Lu Yifan: "No! Legend has it that in order to conquer the Empress Dowager Cixi, he entered a famous Qinglou in the Forbidden City, and practiced his tongue skills in the room.
Later, relying on a three-inch tongue, not only made the Empress Dowager Cixi want to stop, but also made the high (harmonious) tide of countless concubines in the harem!
So...... Do you understand what those fairy friends mean?"
Rise!
Fairy Chang'e's face suddenly turned red like a ripe red apple.
Why are these immortals so filthy one by one!
I'm just boasting about Lu Yifan's powerful tongue, where did they think of it!
But......
Can the tongue really serve a woman so well?
Lu Yifan's tongue is so powerful, is it better than that Li Lianying......
Ouch!
Chang'e, Chang'e, where do you want to go!
How can you think of such dirty things!
Lu Yifan didn't know that the fairy Chang'e on the other side of the phone actually began to have a strong interest in his tongue, and even began to yy!
Bite!
At this moment, a group announcement came from the Heavenly Court chat group.
Jade Emperor: "@ζζδΊΊ, in order to entertain the vast number of immortal friends, the group is now holding a "Voice of Heaven" contest! All members of the group can participate! The rules are very simple, everyone is connected to the microphone at the same time, and the contestants only need to sing a song within the specified time to complete the competition.
The winner will be rewarded with a random treasure from my Creation Bag!"
I'll go!
It's addictive!
Still a good voice in heaven?!
Still playing?
Seems kind of interesting!
You must know that the Jade Emperor casually gave himself a magic weapon that can no longer be garbage, and he benefited a lot!
Lu Yifan: "The Jade Emperor is big, the rules are indeed very simple, but the radish and cabbage have their own loves, how to judge whether you win or lose?
The Jade Emperor thought to himself: ", how does this kid know that I have this idea?"
Jade Emperor: "Hehe, that's naturally not! It's unfair to do this, how can I be the kind of immortal who relies on power and comes hard?"
All the immortals are in their hearts: "You are the kind of immortal!"
(End of chapter)