Hi Hi: "Oh, I've heard, I've heard, isn't it "Confession Iron Ball"!

There are so many male singers back and forth, either Jay or Lu Yifan, who are useless at all. ”

Lu Yifan: "Roar, then do you think Lu Yifan doesn't sing well?"

Hi Hi: "No, it's just that I want to sleep after listening to it too much." ”

Nima!

Lu Yifan couldn't help but smile helplessly.

This dead straight man really doesn't play cards according to the routine!

Lao Tzu is so coquettish, and he still doesn't follow Lao Tzu's words!

In the end, Lao Tzu himself was bypassed.

The rural routine is deep!

Lu Yifan: "That...... What kind of songs do you like to listen to?"

Hi Hi: "I usually like to listen to passionate songs!

Lu Yifan: "(pretending not to understand) Shouting microphone? What is shouting microphone?"

Hi Hi: "Wow! I feel like you and I are really not from the same world! You Wanwan girls really look like they are from the countryside, you don't know anything, really lo!"

"Poof......

"Listen to the shouting of the lo to the explosion, this product is still proud!"

"Ouch, no, my Mimi has fallen to the ground laughing and has been thrown behind my back again. ”

"I've watched so many live broadcasts, but I haven't seen a male sling that uses life to be funny!"

Lu Yifan: "Hey, then, great god, do you shout wheat?"

Hi Hi: "I won't." ”

Lu Yifan: "Ah? Why? Don't you know how to sing every day?"

Hi Hi: "You don't understand this! Shouting microphone is an art, and ordinary people can't shout it after three or five years of hard work and more than ten years of social experience.

It's the same as hip-hop rap now. ”

Lu Yifan covered his mouth and snickered: "Old iron, do you want to hear this fool shouting about Mai No, if you want to hear it, you will deduct 666 on the screen!"

“6666666！！！”

“6666666！！！”

“6666666！！！”

“6666666！！！”

“6666666！！！”

A large string of 6666 on the screen swiped up frantically.

Lu Yifan said in an extremely charming voice: "Great God, if you call the microphone to others, they will be your girlfriend, okay?"

Hi Hi: "This ...... Normally, I wouldn't agree if I was asked to call Mai, but since it's you, I'll reluctantly agree once.

You wait, I'll find an accompaniment. ”

After waiting for about five minutes, this hi hi was finally ready.

Lu Yifan lit a living fairy cigarette, and while smoking, he couldn't help but laugh: "Brother, aren't you okay yet? Hurry up! People can't wait!"

At this time, the BGM of the classic "One Man I Drink Drunk" came over there.

Hi Hi coughed twice, began to pull a broken copper throat, and howled.

"I am drunk alone, and drunkenness makes beautiful women in pairs.

The eyes are alone, and I only hope that he will return one day.

I play the piano lightly, and I play in the purple bamboo forest.

I am infatuated, I am willing, I will find you for thousands of miles ~~~~~"

"!!"

"Curiosity made me click in, and the desire to survive made me quit. ”

"People ask for money for singing, this hi hi sings, Nima is dead!"

"Ban Niang is ashamed of herself in front of him!"

"2333333, this young man is also fighting for pickles. It's a pity that it's a big bird cute girl. ”

I shouted at the top of my voice for three minutes.

It's not endless!

Lu Yifan couldn't stand it, and hurriedly said: "Wow!! brother!

Do you make it?

As soon as you shout microphone, other people's deer will bump and bump, and the blood will accelerate, which is super feeling!"

Hi Hi: "Hahaha, that's a must! I'll just say I have a talent for shouting!"

Lu Yifan: "Brother, in order to reward you for singing to others, I decided to give you a little reward!"

Hi Hi: "Huh, what kind of reward? Is it possible...... Do you want to show me your breasts?"

Lu Yifan: "I hate it! But ...... If you want to see it so much, they'll show it to you!"

For a moment, Hi Hi only felt as if he was being stunned by happiness!

Oh my!

Are the girls in Wanwan so easy to deceive and so open?

Just a few words to show your breasts!

Wow Ka

Hi Hi over there is dancing in his hands, and Lu Yifan here can't stand the early smile.

"Old Tie, let him see his brother's pectoralis muscles enough! I don't know what kind of mood he will feel when he knows that Lao Tzu is a man?"

As he spoke, Lu Yifan found a black hood to put on his head.

After all, he didn't want anyone to know who he was.

Then, he found a sexy pajamas of Yang Chan and put them on his body.

Position your phone's camera so that only your lower body is exposed.

first lifted the pajamas in front of the camera, so that all the sailors could see their terrifying eight-pack abs cast from steel, and then Lu Yifan made a bodybuilder's action.

"!!"

"Tell me quickly, it's not you!!"

"Nima, this muscle is more terrifying than Schwarzenegger!!"

"I'm afraid this muscular hunk can kill flies with one muscle!"

"I can't wait to see the expression of Hi Hi knowing that the plug-in brother is a man!!"

When the water friend saw the terrifying muscles on Lu Yifan's body, the barrage exploded instantly!

The gift fish balls flew for another ten minutes before they stopped.

Lu Yifan smeared some bodybuilding essential oils on his body, so that his muscles reflected a shiny luster.

That's when I connected to the video with Hi Hi.

In the video, Hi Hi can only see the part below Lu Yifan's neck.

I saw a tall and sexy "beauty" wearing very sexy pajamas, dancing wantonly in front of the camera.

Hi Hi drooled and laughed, "Wow! What a tall man!!

Wow wow wow, what a warped buttocks!

Beauty, I like you!!

Show me your breasts!"

Suddenly, Lu Yifan said in a rough male voice: "baby, are-you-ready?"

After speaking, he violently tore all the pajamas on his body!

Revealing a body that is only wearing a pair of bodybuilding pants!

The terrifying pectoral muscles are exposed in the light!

Lu Yifan moved at will, and the chest muscles jumped from side to side, looking very terrifying!

And that's not all!

Not only did he shake his own Dingding, but he also spun around at the camera!

The big Ding Ding, who looked like a long dragon, was panicked by the sailors, not to mention that he was not psychologically prepared for it, thinking that he was looking at the beauty of the high.

"Poof~~~~~"

I saw that on the other side of the camera, Hi Hi vomited three liters of blood, and then hugged a trash can and vomited out last night's food and bile!

After spitting up, he didn't even have the strength to scold, so he pointed at Lu Yifan in the camera, his face was flushed, and his hands were still trembling.

Lu Yifan squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Big brother, do you think I have a good chest?"

(End of chapter)