Taiyi Zhenren, who was in the heavenly court, saw Lu Yifan playing that hi like this, and he had already patted his big alchemy furnace, and laughed: "Interesting! Interesting!

Taiyi Zhenren said, straightened his posture, and continued to watch Lu Yifan's live broadcast with relish.

Lu Yifan: "Hey, hi hey, I see that your information says, what does it mean to find a girl to go to the current cp for a long time?"

Hi Hi: "A cp is a cp, you countryman, you don't even know a cp?" (a slightly mocking tone)"

The barrage was instantly defeated by the emotional intelligence of this guy called Hi Hi.

"Do you still want to be a girl?"

"I guess he's Master Luban, with an IQ of 250!"

"If it was a normal girl, I heard you mock people like this, why don't I talk to you a long time ago!"

"Even the girl who wants to play with him squirts, this guy is really mentally retarded!"

Lu Yifan: "People just don't understand!

Hi Hi: "It's just falling in love, what it means to be in love, you don't know this?"

Are all the people of Wanwan so lo now?"

Lu Yifan whispered into the microphone and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to start magnifying the moves, everyone look carefully, I'm doing this wave of sass!"

After that, Lu Yifan continued to say to Hi Hi in a female voice: "That...... What do you think of other people?

Hi Hi listened, I felt a little fluttery.

He has lived for most of his life, and he has never had such a soft and cute girl take the initiative to confess to him!

It's a pity, this hi hi doesn't know, this soft cute girl's bird is twice as big as him!

Hi Hi: "(very proud tone) How do I know this? You can add me on WeChat and send me the photo to see." ”

"Grass!"

"It's a stupid beep to get home!"

"A typical straight male patient with advanced cancer, the first chat makes the girl send a photo, and the attitude is so arrogant!"

"If I hadn't reminded myself all the time that the plug-in brother was a man, I would be in a hurry!"

Lu Yifan: "Okay, okay, I'll send you a few chapters of my photos." ”

After adding Hi Hi WeChat with a small account, Lu Yifan casually found a few photos of Yang Chan's life and sent them over.

That hi hi looked at the drool all over the place!

This boobs!

It's against the sky!

It's so big that it's not human, there's wood?!

Hi Hi: "Beauty? Is this you?" (excited)

Lu Yifan: "Yes, it's me, how about it?"

Hi Hi: "emmmm...... It's okay, so-so, slightly worse than a dozen of my previous girlfriends, but it's barely acceptable. ”

Lu Yifan almost stopped laughing.

This Nima can pretend to be more forceful than Lao Tzu!

Lao Yang is the second-ranked school flower of Jiang University!

And Lao Tzu now has a total of just over ten female votes!

This is too blunt, isn't it?

Lu Yifan: "Then I'...... Can that person be your cp like this?"

Hi Hi: "Almost, almost, reluctantly, well, reluctantly." ”

Lu Yifan covered his mouth and giggled with a smile, and said in front of the microphone: "Old Tie, it's the first time I've fallen in love with a man."

I wonder how he will react when he sees Lao Tzu's big bird?"

"Hahahaha, the plug-in brother took it out and scared him to death!"

"Let him pretend to be a force!" When he knows that the plug-in brother is a strong man, he will be stupid!"

"That's right, when the time comes, video with him and shoot him on a camera!

Lu Yifan: "Hey, that's right, great god." People look at the picture of your profile picture and roar, you look so handsome! Why don't you have a girlfriend now?"

Hi Hi was obviously stunned when he heard the words.

Then he said extremely forcefully: "Please, it's not that I can't find it, okay? It's that I've been too lazy to look for it before." ”

Lu Yifan: "Oh, why are you too lazy to look for it?"

Hi Hi sighed and said, "Hey, there was a kpl team named QGHappy who came to me and trained at home for a long time.

How can I have time to find a female ticket?"

"Damn!"

"No, I can't do it, Mimi is laughing and almost falling to the ground!"

"Also kpl, also qgHappy...... Why do rookies who have been fighting for two years to hit diamonds dare to pretend to be this wave one?"

"Do you really think girls are stupid?"

Lu Yifan: "Ha? what? What is the KPL? (innocent)"

Hi Hi: "Yes, kpl! is the top professional league in Honor of Kings, QGHappy is the champion team of the last year!"

Damn, you don't even know this?

No wonder you've been playing for two years and you're still a little gold one!"

Lu Yifan: "Oh, people don't know, it's good if you tell others!

Hi Hi Listening to this soft and cute voice, my heart is about to be cute!

This girl is amazing!

Even if you can't run (meet in reality), it's just that even the microphone game is very cool!

Hi Hi: "Yo~~~~ You're still going to be spoiled!Yes,It's pretty cute!I think you're not very reluctant to be my girlfriend now.,It's okay.。

Oh, by the way, what do you call it?"

Lu Yifan: "People call ...... Call...... It's called Bella!"

Hi Hi: "Bellala, ouch, yes! Similar to my next girlfriend's name." ”

"Day ......"

"This low-level embarrassing chat and flirting skills, I feel that the awkward atmosphere is floating out of the screen when I listen to it. ”

"Hahahaha, and Belala, I don't even understand the transliteration of English Bella, this is obviously illiterate!"

Lu Yifan said coquettishly: "Oh, I hate it, what Bellala, people call Bella!"

Hi Hi: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, by the way, I look at the photos, your breasts seem to be a little big, are they natural?"

Lu Yifan: "Ah, why are you asking people this question?

Hi Hi: "It's okay, it's okay, I just want to help you check your body."

After all, isn't it, such a boss's chest, if there is a little hyperplasia, a tumor or something, how bad?"

"Wori!"

"It's so obscene!"

"Dead troll, you still want to tease my big plug-in brother!"

"Brother Plug-in, take out the big bird and scare this dead troll to death!"

Lu Yifan: "You're so bad! People don't let you look at your breasts! But I can tell you that they are F cups!"

Hi Hi: "Is it that big? Let your brother Hi check it for you!"

Lu Yifan: "You don't care about you anymore!" (hate)"

Hi Hi: "Hehe, just kidding! Don't take it seriously! By the way, you Wanwan girls, what do you usually do besides playing games?"

Lu Yifan: "emmm...... In addition to attending classes and playing games, I also like to listen to songs!"

Hi Hi: "Whose song are you listening to?"

Lu Yifan: "Listen to Mr. Jay's song! I especially like the song "Confession Iron Ball", have you heard it?"

(End of chapter)