"Okay, now the answer is announced: the male guests just have to say 'I just want to marry a virgin' when they come on stage. Ensure that all 24 lights are extinguished!" Lu Yifan said with a smile.

"2333333, indeed, if you are honest, do not disturb very few female guests who are virgins. ”

"This show is a big fool, with 24 green tea looking for a pick-up man. ”

"Damn, you're so funny!!"

"Hahahaha, don't disturb if you go to the wrong place, don't tease the plug-in brother!"

Lu Yifan smiled proudly and continued:

"Actually, I used to be a mammatologist.

Many people are prejudiced against male gynecology doctors like us, and they think that we must be touching people's ***** every day.

Actually, I'm telling you, this is definitely a rumor!

You haven't seen many ugly aunts, aunts, aunts, undressed and dumped her, either ulcerated, or lumpy for me to see.

I remember that it was the darkest day of my life, and I used to wonder if I was gay.

Until a tall, fair-skinned, beautiful, and big beauty appeared.

She came to talk to me every day and bought me gifts, and I thought she was very good.

Unfortunately, in the end, I found out that she was dishonest, and we broke up. ”

This remark not only aroused the curiosity of the sailors, but even the Queen Mother came to ask: "Why is it divided? Why is she dishonest?"

Lu Yifan let out a long breath and said resentfully:

"This person is so dishonest! She actually hung up my department number that day, took off her shirt in front of me with silky eyes, and asked me to help her check Mimi!

I've seen it, and her tits are big, white, soft and firm, and the color on them is as pink as new, and there is no problem with her farts at all!

This kind of person who doesn't admit it can't bear it! I have to break up!"

"!!"

"666666, I give full marks for this forced pretend!"

"I don't even support me a few times, so I'll serve the plug-in brother!"

"I beg the plug-in brother to introduce that beauty to me!!I don't dislike people for being dishonest!"

"Brain-dead, right? They're obviously trying to let you suck her!"

"Upstairs, you're just brain-dead, you still take it seriously when people tell a joke!"

Many viewers who don't play games saw that the anchor seemed to be quite funny, so they came to Lu Yifan's live broadcast room to listen to him tell jokes.

"Brother Plug-in, if you can tell another joke and amuse me, I'll give you a spaceship!"

"Upstairs bragging, right? The spaceship costs a million dollars!"

"Who wouldn't blow it? Brother Plug-in, you amused me, I'll give you 100 million yuan!"

"I'm out of a billion!"

"I'm 10 billion!!"

But someone couldn't help but be stunned when they saw the ID of the person who said they were going to give the spaceship to it.

"Don't believe it, the one who said he wanted to brush the spaceship is the No. 1 local tyrant of Betta Fish's 'Pocket with Sugar'!

I have been the first guardian for many big anchors!"

"Damn! It's actually a big sugar monster!"

"Brother plug-in, it's time for you to make money!"

"There is more than one spaceship in a reward! How much you can earn depends on your anchor skills!"

Lu Yifan is definitely not bad for money, but he enjoys the lively feeling of water friends brushing the barrage.

After thinking about it, Lu Yifan said into the microphone:

"Actually, I've not only been a gynecologist, but also an andrologist.

One time he came to see me with candy and he said to me, 'Doctor, where am I going...... A little uncomfortable. ’

I didn't even lift my head, and I just said, 'Take off your pants and let me have a check-up.' ’

Brother Sugar didn't move.

I wondered, why are you still shy when you come to the andrology department to see a doctor?

So he said, 'You have to take it off, how can I check it if you don't take it off?'

Brother Sugar squirmed and said, "Doctor, what do I say...... It's a little ......'

I smiled and said, "I have been practicing medicine for many years, how young I have never seen it?"

Brother Sugar asked uneasily, "Are you sure you won't laugh at me?"

I was speechless and impatiently said, 'I'm sure, take off your pants!

So Brother Sugar took off his pants, I glanced at them, nodded and said, "Well, it's a little small, the size of peanuts."

Okay, you tell me, what's wrong with it, what's uncomfortable?'

Sugar Brother: '...... It's swollen'.

”

"Puff hahahaha~~~~~"

"Nima, do you want to laugh at Lao Tzu so that you can inherit Lao Tzu's QQ account?"

"It's swollen!

"I think that now that there is sugar in your pocket, you may kill the plug-in brother, and you have your heart!"

"Hahahaha, it's so funny!"

The character of the candy is also a big grin, and he is a person who can make jokes very much.

There is candy in the pocket: "Anchor, I've watched the live broadcast for so many years, and I've never seen you such a sassy, prodigal, and cheap person!"

Dare to say that I am like peanuts!

I look yours like a green bean!

I'll admit, though, I was amused myself!

A spaceship is up!

See !!"

Rumble!

A spaceship obscured the sky and the sun in Lu Yifan's live broadcast room, blocking the entire screen with special effects!

At the same time, a big banner announcement appeared in the live broadcast room of all Quan Douyu!

"The big local tyrant gave the anchor a mortal and a spaceship!!"

A million dollars!

Saying more is not too much for a billionaire like Lu Yifan, and saying less is definitely not less!

Especially in the live broadcast, those who dare to reward so much in one go, so far, there is only one candy in the pocket!

"Is this man sick?"

"Is there a lot of money to burn? If you have that money, you might as well donate it to the children in the mountains!"

"Rub, absolutely brain-dead!"

There are many people who immediately start to spray the behavior of tipping with candy in their pockets.

There is sugar in the pocket: "The goods are obviously red-eyed, Lao Tzu is rich! Lao Tzu will reward whoever he is willing to reward, and he will reward as much as he wants."

If you want to do public welfare, why don't you donate money yourself?

Plug-in brother, let's have another one!"

"Candy in the pocket gives the anchor a spaceship!"

Sou~~~~

Another spaceship has passed!!

"Wow! The local tyrant has another shot. ”

"Nima, so big that it's inhuman!!"

"Just this kind of local tyrant, even if Ding Ding is really young, even if he is an impotent old lady, he is willing to marry him!"

"The live broadcast of the plug-in brother is simply robbing money?"

"Yes, I make more money than robbing a bank!"

As soon as this local tyrant made a move, it was 2 million yuan!

This kind of behavior makes all the big anchors jealous!

You must know that although they claim to have an annual salary of tens of millions, the actual signing fee is only a few million.

Now Lu Yi's mortal family has got two million for telling two jokes, who can not be jealous?

It's a pity that they don't know that Lu Yifan himself is a local tyrant, and playing live broadcast is just for fun!

(End of chapter)