"There is a beautiful colleague, the child is about three years old, the body is still hot, that day she brought her son to the unit, I played with him, the child asked me, uncle, what animal do you like the most, I thought about it and told him very obscenely, my uncle likes alpacas the most, and afterwards his mother chased me three streets. ”

"Since I got the word "Tintin", I have found that I can no longer look directly at "Latin dance", "illiterate", "lilac", "strong", "catch".

Of course, what I can't look at the most is my favorite food - Kung Pao Chicken!"

"I bought an inflatable doll that has a very strange technology.

If someone says 'um', she's going to step on her left leg, and if someone 'ah' is going to do it, she's going to take her right leg.

One day my wife went on a business trip, and I called my good friend over for the night, and the next day the doll ran away from home.

Why?"

Lu Yifan said countless funny jokes one after another like a talk show, and the popularity of the live broadcast has exploded!

Even a popular anchor like PDD posted on Weibo to praise Lu Yifan's live broadcast content for being too funny, making him a pig who has no intention of playing games!

Even the Queen Mother gave up the spray to listen to Lu Yifan's jokes intently.

"How can you be so filthy as a mortal?" said the Queen Mother, blushing.

Just when Lu Yifan was proud and wanted to continue to tell the joke, the alarm on the mobile phone rang again!

"Alert, alert! There are a large number of Mi hackers in the owner's live broadcast room!"

Lu Yifan's mobile phone suddenly buzzed.

The magnitude of the shaking was unprecedented!

This made Lu Yifan, who was not very concerned, couldn't help but move in his heart!

clicked on the phone and checked the number of hackers who were attacking his live broadcast room, Lu Yifan was almost scared!

"Yes...... Is there a mistake? The elite hackers of the 80,000-meter country attacked my live broadcast room at the same time and checked my IP address?" Lu Yifan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and muttered.

The AI of the strongest immortal machine said at this time: "Not only that, but among the 80,000 hackers of the rice country, there must be the technical backbone of the military of the rice country!"

"What the hell? The technical backbone of the military? How do you know? Why are they making me an anchor?" Lu Yifan was completely speechless.

by 80,000 people by himself!

And there is also the technical backbone of the military!

What does this Nima think of herself?

Even the FBI's most wanted hacker could not have been in such a terrible situation!

"The other side has the most advanced supercomputer of this era, and it is attacking me.

At present, I can only rely on algorithm optimization and advanced hardware technology to defend against attacks.

But there are too many people on the other side, and I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on for long. The AI of the strongest immortal machine said.

", aren't you a mobile phone invented by a god? Why can't you do this? Big brother, you must resist it!

You can't do it, it's me who is unlucky!" Lu Yifan said with a sweat.

If his address is found by the Mi military, who knows what will happen?

The strongest immortal machine did not answer Lu Yifan directly, but put a video to show him.

In the video, there is a very powerful Elvis Presley.

With a flick of its claws, a dozen rats will be torn apart!

No mouse dares to fight this Elvis Presley!

But when mice continue to pour in from all directions, Elvis Presley can kill all directions at first, but when there are so many mice that he can even drown Elvis Presley in a sea of rats, no matter how awesome it is, it will be bitten to death!

Smart as Lu Yifan, after watching this video, I understand what the strongest immortal machine means.

"I understand, you take it first, it's really not good, I'll pull out the power and broadcast it, and I won't broadcast it live in the future!

Anyway, I'm not afraid!"

Lu Yifan's side was scared enough, and Mitnik's side couldn't be described as shocked.

When he found out that the strongest 80,000 elite hackers in the United States, plus the combination of military technical backbone and supercomputer, failed to capture a small live broadcast room within an hour, his whole body was in a cold sweat.

It's horrible!

The other party's technology is terrible!

Don't say that he Mitnik, even the most awesome hacker in any country in the world, is never qualified to fight each other alone!

At the same time, Mitnik is glad that he has a position in the hacker community and can have so many people to help.

"I can only use the stupidest 'exhaustive method' to exhaust the IP address of the other party, and then use the 'bubbling sorting' to filter it.

It's a stupid method, but we have 80,000 people!

80,000 calculators!

Sooner or later, you can exhaustively list the IP address of the other party!

When the time comes, I can even apply for military agents to be dispatched to secretly infiltrate Huaxia to arrest the other party!" Mitnik said coldly in his heart.

"Boss, something's wrong!"

"Boss, our computer has been attacked by Huaxia's hackers!"

"It's the Red Guest! It's the Red Guest of Huaxia! They're in the war!"

......

......

When the strongest immortal machine reminded Lu Yifan that his live broadcast room was about to be attacked by hackers from 80,000 meters and was about to be exposed, and asked him to turn off the live broadcast, Lu Yifan suddenly felt that there was a force to help him disperse the pressure of hacker attacks.

This force is not much smaller than the hackers of the United States!

At this time, a message on the barrage made Lu Yifan notice.

"Brother plug-in, I am Lion, the boss of the Red Guest Alliance, and I am helping you resist the invasion of this group of shameless Mi Guokees, please rest assured, the Red Guest of the Motherland is with you!"

It's a red guest in China!

Lu Yifan studied computers, and naturally knew what kind of existence Hongke was in Huaxia!

At this time, Lu Yifan decisively cut off the game screen and said into the microphone: "Brothers, now the hackers of the 80,000 rice country are attacking my live broadcast room, and the Red Guest Alliance in Huaxia is helping me fight against the invasion."

I'm going to fight rice with all my might!

Sorry, I can't continue broadcasting the game!"

"I'll give negative marks to this forced pretend!"

"Brother plug-in, how big can we brag about it?

"Don't say that Mitnik, the number one hacker in the United States, is also attacking you!"

"If you don't want to broadcast it, just broadcast it! We don't have to, really!"

"Even the technical backbone of the Huaxia military can't let Mi send so many hackers!"

Sailors unanimously agreed that Lu Yifan was bragging.

After all, according to normal people's thinking, you are a game anchor, even if you open a plug-in, there is no need for so many hackers to attack in the country!

Besides, is your live broadcast room made of gold or diamond?

Why are people attacking your game live broadcast room for no reason?

Are you full?

Lu Yifan switched his mobile phone screen to the live broadcast screen.

Many sailors have seen a complex picture of countless data packet loss, program implantation and intrusion.

There are people who know how to learn computers to take a look at this picture, and then run to the official forum of Huaxia Hongke to take a look, and they are directly shocked beyond recovery!

(End of chapter)