dragged this big bag of pig manure to Shen Jingbin's side, Lu Yifan grabbed a large handful of fishy and smelly pig manure with a plastic bag, stretched it out in front of Shen Jingbin, and said coldly:

"Well, it's time to make good on your promises. ”

Shen Jingbin saw that Lu Yifan really got, and the whole person was not good!

Eat it, who is going to mouth this!

Don't eat it, so many people are watching, and he is embarrassed to cheat!

Seeing that the cold color in Lu Yifan's eyes was getting stronger and stronger, Shen Jingbin thought for a while and said, "That's it, you first match the pair of upper couplets I just came out."

If I can get it right, I'll eat double!

If not, how about writing off this account?"

"Good!"

Lu Yifan looked at Shen Jingbin extremely calmly, and said without thinking at all: "You are out of the mantis arm as a car, the violent tiger Feng He, how brave can you be."

I'm out of the next couplet, the ants are along the locust, the mayflies shake the trees, and the stupid pigs claim to be heroes!"

That's right!

and skillfully ridiculed Shen Jingbin!

All the talented people were talking in low voices, and they were all shocked by Lu Yifan's talent!

Lu Yifan took out the plastic bag again, filled it with a pound of pig manure, stretched it out in front of Shen Jingbin, and just said one word lightly: "Eat !!"

Shen Jingbin looked at the big piece of fishy and smelly pig dung, where would he eat it!

In the end, he said angrily: "Lu Yifan, don't be too aggressive!"

"You want to play tricks, don't you?" Lu Yifan's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said lightly.

"What can you do with me?"

Shen Jingbin is shameless in order not to eat shit!

A group of talented people and talented women pointed at Shen Jingbin, all of them looked disdainful.

However, Shen Jingbin turned a blind eye, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.

Lu Yifan's eyes became more and more gloomy: "No one can fool me Lu Yifan!"

After saying that, he grabbed Shen Jingbin's neck with one hand and pressed him to the ground fiercely.

How is Shen Jingbin, who is as weak as Shen Jingbin, the opponent of Lu Yifan, an immortal cultivator?

He was like a chicken, pressed to the ground, with his mouth wide open, unable to move.

Lu Yifan picked up the plastic bag and stuffed a mouthful of into Shen Jingbin's mouth!

Shen Jingbin was vomiting and eating at the same time, and all the seven orifices overflowed with pig manure!

This murderous scene directly scared this group of talented people and girls!

Your sister!

Just heard him feel like he's very talented for pairs!

How do you feel like he's more of a bandit than a bandit now!

Shen Jingbin was fed ten catties of one bite at a time, and his stomach swelled, so Lu Yifan gave up.

After finishing the matter, Lu Yifan smiled cheaply: "I have recorded the video of you eating and uploaded it to the Internet."

It is estimated that you will become an Internet celebrity tomorrow, Shen Dagongzi!

Burst~~~~

Shen Jingbin felt that he had received 10,000 critical damage points in his heart!

He is a dignified Handong writer, and he was actually photographed eating!

How can he go out to meet people in the future?

Cui Xianghong couldn't help but scold at this time: "Lu Yifan, you are simply a lewd, shameless scoundrel!"

"What's the matter, Mr. Cui, do you dare to pair with me?" Lu Yifan said defiantly.

never thought that Lu Yifan would dare to take the initiative to provoke her, a big country, Cui Xianghong didn't think about it and said directly: "Why don't you dare?

"Since Mr. Cui is so respected, then I also have a couplet, please Mr. Cui to pair it! Listen: the cockscomb has not bloomed. Lu Yifan said lightly.

When they heard this, they laughed.

What a couplet this is!

It's so simple, even elementary school students with slightly better Chinese can come out right!

Cui Xianghong said disdainfully without thinking about it: "Mr. Dogtail, your couplet is too ......."

Suddenly, seeing the iconic evil smile on the corner of Lu Yifan's mouth, she realized that she seemed to have been fooled.

He Wen burst into laughter at the moment.

This Lu Yifan is really annoying!

And when a group of talented women saw that the teacher they admired the most was actually falling for Lu Yifan, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

Cui Xianghong is angry and angry, as the enlightener of Chinese literature, with such a high status, how can he be willing to be scolded by Lu Yifan as a dog?

His eyes widened, and he glared at Lu Yifan angrily and said, "In the two apes cutting the wood mountain, this monkey will also see each other?"

In fact, the most subtle part of this couplet is in the last two words.

"Pair saw" and "couplet" are homophones, Cui Xianghong is scolding Lu Yifan for being a monkey.

Lu Yifan walked in front of Cui Xianghong, less than five centimeters away from her, and looked coldly at this person-like big country who didn't do anything, his face was red with anger, and he said loudly: "The horse is stuck in the mud, how can this beast get a hoof!!

When everyone heard this, there was another uproar.

The homophone of "out of the hoof" is "out of the question", Lu Yifan actually scolded Cui Xianghong for being a brute in front of so many people!

In today's literary world, no, even in the world today, I'm afraid only he dares to do this!

Lu Yifan saw Cui Xianghong's face red and white for a while, and his heart couldn't help but be happy.

Let your menstrual old woman empty everything again!

If you don't see some color, you won't know why the flowers are so red!

Cui Xianghong, whose face was ugly, really couldn't help it, and scolded sharply: "Lu Yifan, do you think that you will be invincible in the world with two couplets? If you insult me today, you will insult Huaxia's talent and learning! Today you will have no place in the literary world! Apologize quickly!"

"To insult you is to insult Huaxia Caixue? Can you represent Huaxia's 5,000 years of talent?" Lu Yifan said disdainfully: "Old lady, you think too highly of yourself! You are just an old woman with irregular menstruation, even inferior to our freshman students!"

Seeing Cui Xianghong's old face pale, Lu Yifan said, "What's the matter, don't you believe it?"

If you don't believe me, I'll make a pair, you can try it!

If you win, I'll kneel down and admit my mistake on the spot!"

Cui Xianghong laughed angrily: "Okay! I have been studying literature for more than 20 years, and I don't believe that I can't match your little freshman student!

If you can make it difficult for me, I will give you a chance to participate in the assessment of the National Poetry Association!"

Without further ado, Lu Yifan paced a few steps in place, and then said: "Visit the West Lake, lift the tin pot, the tin pot drops the West Lake, and it is a pity that the tin pot is lost." ”

At first glance, it seems that this pair is nothing good, but this pair has an allusion.

Legend has it that one year, Su Dongpo was invited to visit West Lake with a group of friends. One of the maids who was making tea for him accidentally dropped a tin pot into the lake. Someone touched the scene lyrically, and immediately came out with a couplet:

"Visiting the West Lake, lifting the tin pot, the tin pot dropping the West Lake, it is a pity that the tin pot. ”

As soon as this couplet came out, the ship was full of applause, but no one could deal with it. There are three groups of words in this couplet, "West Lake", "tin pot", and "Xihu", which are cleverly used, homophonic but not synonymous, and the next couplet undoubtedly must meet this condition. In the end, everyone pinned their hopes on Su Dongpo. I don't know that Su Dongpo couldn't figure it out after thinking hard. At this point, this union has become an eternal absolute.

(End of chapter)