"Hehe, I'm right, are you sure you want to eat?" Lu Yifan said coldly: "A broken pair that has no deep meaning and no philosophy, I can get it right as soon as I say it!"

"Don't brag about it, you come out first!"

Shen Jingbin has absolute confidence in his talents, he doesn't believe that Lu Yifan can come out in such a short time!

"Then listen up, I'll treat you: two pigs share a trough!" Lu Yifan said coldly.

After Shen Jingbin and Cui Xianghong heard this, their faces changed suddenly.

Lu Yifan's pair is simply Chi Guoguo's insult to the two, the identity of the two is placed in the entire Huaxia Kingdom, and they also belong to the upper class, and now they are ridiculed by him as pigs!

How could Shen Jingbin swallow this breath?

Shen Jingbin immediately scolded and said, "Presumptuous! You insult us!"

"Yo, stupid beep, what did I insult you?" Lu Yifan asked with a cold look at them.

When Shen Jingbin heard it, he didn't know what to say for a while.

Does he want to say in public, do you insult me and Cui Xianghong as pigs?

Everyone understands this pair, but he can't say it, which makes him feel like his heart is about to explode!!

After a long time, Shen Jingbin held back a sentence: "You can't quibble, anyway, you insulted me and Teacher Cui today, everyone saw it! I want to ask a lawyer to sue you for defamation!"

Lu Yifan laughed angrily and said: "Insult you? I have a good pair of pairs, what are you insulting you? If you mean that the animals in the pair represent people, then you also insulted those farmers first, scolding them as lambs! If you don't have that meaning at all in the pair, why can't I use pigs to pair the pair?"

"You, you ......" Shen Jingbin was so angry that he almost fainted.

This deer's ability to sophistry is simply unmatched, with a sharp mouth, he is speechless.

Yes, if you think that Lu Yifan insulted them as pigs, you must first admit that you scolded people as sheep, but if you just take it literally, Lu Yifan is indeed very neat.

At this time, Cui Xianghong stepped forward and said angrily: "Lu Yifan, even if those lowly people are sheep, what if they say that those lowly people are sheep?

We didn't scold you, but you insulted us!"

Lu Yifan said coldly: "It's a shame that you are still known as a great writer, a great country, you can say such a brazen word!"

Even the children in the first grade of primary school know that every stitch and thread on our bodies, every grain of rice in the bowl, is planted by the farmer's uncle!

In my opinion, if an old woman with irregular menstruation like you hadn't been born in a good family, you wouldn't even be as good as the second fool in the village!

The second fool at the head of the village at least knows how to bow and salute the peasant uncle!"

"You, you!!" Cui Xianghong was so angry that he almost fainted when he heard Lu Yifan humiliate himself like this.

"Lu Yifan, are you going to shut up Lao Tzu?" Shen Jingbin said angrily.

"What's the matter, I can't stand it just after saying these two sentences?

The country is based on agriculture, our Huaxia country is a big agricultural country, and agriculture is also the foundation of our country, what qualifications do you two vassal and elegant fools have to despise them?

Especially you, Mr. Cui, you were born in a family of writers, and maybe your family has been an upper-class person for eight lifetimes.

At that time, don't forget, if you count up to eighteen generations, you are also from a clay leg!

Who is more noble than whom, and who is inferior than whom?

What age is it now, you still give people three, six, nine, etc., I scolded you for being stupid, is there anything wrong?"

Lu Yifan was furious, and slapped a huge pine tree next to him with a fierce palm!

The crowd was stunned by his hand.

This Nima slapped down a big pine tree half a meter thick with one palm!

It's even more awesome than Lu Zhishen in the Water Margin!

If Lu Yifan slapped a person's head in anger, he must not slap the person's head into a flower!

"When you laugh at the peasants, you are laughing at your ancestors, which is unfilial!

When you laugh at the peasants, you are laughing at the foundation of your own motherland, and this is disloyalty!

You mock the peasants, you are blaspheming those who give you food and clothing, and this is unrighteousness!

You are an unfaithful, unfilial, unrighteous old woman with irregular menstruation, what kind of face do you have to say that others are cheap?!"

Lu Yifan pointed at Cui Xianghong's nose and scolded angrily.

Cui Xianghong directly took a mouthful of blood on his chest, covered his head, and pointed at Lu Yifan with trembling hands for a long time without speaking.

At this time, Shen Jingbin calmed down and said: "What a sharp mouth, you dare to insult Teacher Cui in public!

Lu Yifan turned his head to look at Shen Jingbin, but instead of a pair, he said coldly: "What did you promise just now?"

As long as I can match your pair, I'll eat, right?

If you want me to do your pair again, you eat the first!"

Shen Jingbin almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

He was just joking just now, but this Lu Yifan actually took it seriously!

However, in front of so many talented women and talented women, Shen Jingbin felt that it was quite faceless to play a lie, so he rolled his eyes and said, "Hmph, of course I won't cheat!"

It's just that there's no here, how are you going to let me eat it?"

Lu Yifan laughed and said: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that there were still people rushing to eat!"

Okay, you're going to right!

You wait!"

Lu Yifan said nothing, strode up to the farmer uncle who was farming, and greeted: "Uncle, can I borrow something from you?"

The old farmer laughed and said, "Baby, if you don't think I'm dirty, just borrow whatever you want!"

The corners of Lu Yifan's mouth curled slightly, and he pointed to the contents of his snakeskin bag and said, "I want to borrow a little bit of something from here." ”

"What?" the old farmer was instantly dumbfounded, "This is pig manure, which I use for fertilization, why are you borrowing it?"

Lu Yifan pointed to Shen Jingbin in the distance, and said with a light smile: "Uncle, have you seen that one?"

It was a cousin of mine, who had been suffering from a disease called 'IQ250' since he was a child, and his body lacked a good bacterium, and this good bacterium happened to be found in pig manure.

Therefore, if he doesn't eat ten catties and eight catties of pig manure every day, he will have convulsions all over his body, and in serious cases, he will even be in danger of his life!"

The old farmer was fooled by Lu Yifan, and a lot of self-made nouns were stunned!

In the end, the old farmer understood a little - Shen Jingbin would hang up if he didn't eat pig manure.

"Okay, in order to save people, I'll give you this bag of pig manure. The old farmer readily agreed.

"Hey, thank you, uncle, I'll thank you for my 'neurotic' cousin!" Lu Yifan said, carrying a bag of pig dung and leaving.

The old farmer took two puffs of cigarette, shook his head and muttered softly: "People nowadays, there are all kinds of strange diseases!"

Pig manure has actually become medicine!"

(Recently, the project has been busy again, and I get off work very late, and there is a more, which will be served later, and I am almost sleepy and burping!)