In the night, I came to the community where I have lived for more than 2 years, and Zhang Rixuan's fuchsia Q7 was parked downstairs in the community, and she had already arrived before me.

I whistled upstairs, along the way the sensor lights were lit up, under the illumination of the light, the corridor looked more dilapidated, this dilapidated made me more and more puzzled, I always couldn't understand, why Zhang Rixuan lived here, I had nowhere to go, I had to stay in Lu Yu's nest.

knocked on the door, Zhang Rixuan dressed neatly and opened the door for me, and I immediately complained: "I'm tired to death!"

"Then you go get it, and go back to rest when you're done. Zhang Rixuan said in a tone that cared about me.

I glanced at her dissatisfied, and said, "You are very beautiful, but your emotional intelligence is really a little worse, I said tired, I want you to pour me a cup of hot water." ”

"I haven't been here for days, and there's still hot water. ”

"There is an electric kettle at home, there is a gas stove, you can boil it if there is no hot water, by the way, I like wolfberry lemon tea, last time I moved, I didn't take goji berries and lemons, you go and make it for me now." I sat down on the couch as I spoke, crossed Erlang's legs, took out the tangerines in the fruit bowl and ate them.

Zhang Rixuan's face was ugly, but he still went to the kitchen to pick up the water, plugged in the electric kettle and boiled it, and stood on the opposite side of the sofa and looked at me with some resentment.

I am proud in my heart, I don't take advantage of her at this time, and when she finishes using me, maybe she will choke me to death with vicious words.

"This is a nice orange, where did you buy it?" I said, peeling another orange.

"If you like it, take it home and eat it, but can you please help me get down to business first?" ”

I replied without any hurry: "Last time I thought your cherries were good, you asked me to bring them back, this time I think the tangerines are good, you also let me bring them back, is it everything in this house, as long as I like it, I can take it away?"

"In principle, I can't care about people like you, because you're surprisingly thick-skinned. Zhang Rixuan said to me patiently.

I smiled and continued, "Then I like you very much, you can come with me tonight." ”

Zhang Rixuan's face suddenly turned cloudy, and he glared at me angrily and said, "Please don't say what you can say to every woman in front of me, I will think you are very shameless!"

I still said calmly: "I just followed your logic and said it, why don't you be ashamed, if you want to, I don't like you." ”

Zhang Rixuan looked at the water that was already boiling, and his expression couldn't wait to stuff me into the electric kettle.

My heart blossomed, in so many battles between me and Zhang Rixuan, this is the first time that I have the upper hand, this feeling of recovering the city is really refreshing, and I can't help but hum Faye Wong's song "New Tenant".

"Wait for the night, meet the day, clean during the day, pray at night, leave the hustle and bustle, look for troubles, the ends of the earth, whim, is anyone there, who is looking for it, I say hello, you say bother, it's not too late, it's not early, it's a long way to ......"

Zhang Rixuan glared at me and listened to me finish singing, but she was helpless, of course she was helpless, because she didn't dare to be so shameless as me.

I said to Zhang Rixuan again: "Do you know what song I just sang?"

didn't wait for Zhang Rixuan to answer, so he rushed to ask himself and answered, "It's Faye Wong's new tenant, do you think the lyrics are about the relationship between the two of us?"

Still didn't wait for Zhang Rixuan to respond, and rushed to analyze, and said: "I wait in this house every day for the night, welcome the day, clean during the day, pray at night, one day you live here on a whim, and I, the landlord, said to you, the new tenant, Hello, but you said to me: Excuse me...... And then...... Just kicked me out of this house!!"

Zhang Rixuan sighed for a while and said, "You really know how to associate it!"

"This is not an association, it is a real, tragic story that happened not long ago!" I stood up from the sofa aggrievedly and glared at Zhang Rixuan.

Zhang Rixuan didn't respond to my words, looked at the boiling water and said, "I'll go and bring water, where are your lemon slices and wolfberries?"

"Next to the toilet in the bathroom. I said angrily, but it was to disgust Zhang Rixuan, and after my own analysis, I also felt greatly wronged.

Zhang Rixuan really had a disgusting expression on his face, but he also knew that I did it on purpose, so he said with a calm face: "If you don't tell me, forget it, you can soak it yourself." ”

"You are so principled, you promised to help me make tea, and you will definitely make it. I took the opportunity to ridicule Zhang Rixuan's principles.

Zhang Rixuan's words finally became angry: "But did you really put lemons and wolfberries next to the toilet in the bathroom?"

"You go and ask the cockroaches in the bathroom, they live there, whether they put it or not, they must be very clear. ”

Zhang Rixuan was angry and said, "Don't drink it." Then he went into his room, unwilling to say anything more to me.

My villain sang the song "New Tenant" to Zhang Rixuan's room again.

......

I finally went to the room where I used to live and found lemons and wolfberries, soaked a cup of boiling water, and sat comfortably on the sofa to drink, life was so beautiful in an instant.

After drinking a cup of tea, I wanted to go to the bathroom to help Zhang Rixuan clean up the cockroach's corpse, but the phone rang suddenly, and I looked at the number that Lu Yu called me.

I answered the phone, but it was a woman's voice who said to me, "You're Jia Ming." ”

"Who are you, how do you use Lu Yu's phone?" I asked, confused.

"Lily, that Lily last time. ”

"Oh, what's wrong?"

Lily said to me in a consultative tone: "Lu Yu went downstairs to buy cigarettes, I called you to ask you not to come back tonight, I want to spend the night with Lu Yu here." ”

I was a little embarrassed, but I had already broken Lily once, and again, a little unreasonable, and finally said to Lily: "Okay, I won't go back tonight." ”

Lily's words suddenly became happy, and she told me, "Then you can call Lu Yu later and tell Lu Yu that you are not coming back." ”

"No problem. ”

"Remember, don't tell Lu Yu that I called you not to come back. Lily admonished again.

"Well, I'll just say I'm not going back tonight. ”

"Jiaming, you are really good, I will invite you to dinner another day. Lily hung up the phone with joy in her heart, but I forgot to remind her to give me back the hundred dollars she had taken from me last time.

After the call with Lily, I had another hard time, if I didn't go back to Lu Yu tonight, where else could I go to spend the night!

......

With the worry of having nowhere to stay, I went to the bathroom to help Zhang Rixuan clean up the corpses of cockroaches, in fact, there were not many, because the insecticide had no effect at all last time, and it took a long time to find a cockroach that was not dead in the back of the flush toilet, but this one was enough for me to communicate with Zhang Rixuan with peace of mind.

I wrapped the cockroach in toilet paper, stuffed some cigarette butts into it as the corpse of the cockroach, and then came to the door of Zhang Rixuan's room, knocked on the door and said: "The corpse of the cockroach has been cleaned up by me, I wrapped it in toilet paper, do you want to come out and test it, the effect of that insecticide is really not covered."